Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Zatch Bell Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Anime-Fun-Happy-Hyper-Zone ❯ Sabers and Pebbles... ( Chapter 3 )

The Anime-Fun-Happy-Hyper-Zone!!!

A fan fiction by H.A.C.K

 

 

Chris: Welcome back to the Anime-Fun-Happy-Hyper-Zone!!! Yeah!!!

 

AUD: * all gone*

 

Chris: Um…people…where are u?!?!

 

Staff: Chris, they found a new show to watch.

 

Chris: What show?!?!

///In other world…like New York…///

 

Mister P: Hey everybody! Seems like a lot of people today! *thinking* but they don't know the truth…*normal self* ha ha ha! Now you people get free T-Shirts and chocolate on ME!

 

AUD: Whoo ho! Yay! All Right! Cool! Nice! Sweet!

 

Mister P: Uh guys…

 

AUD: Awesome! Great! Excellent…

 

Mister P: Uh guys…

 

AUD: Psychedelic! Rad-

 

Mister P: Shut up or I'll bake you!

 

AUD*girl*: Wah! Mommy, that man going to bake us!

 

Mom: Don't worry dear, he won't. *Throw bag at him* Hyah!

 

M.P: Not again! No!!! *hits him* kooky kola!

 

Mom: let's go back to that sweet Chris' show.

 

AUD: Yeah! That rocks! Cool-

 

Mom: Shut up!

 

///Back to Chris' Show///

 

Chris: Whoo! That's all back to normal. Now, let's watch our 10 anime peoples be sent to their doom! Muhahahahaha! Muhahahahaha-*cough cough* Need to break that habit…

 

///looking at our stars///

 

Vegeta: Why did I go through with this thing?

 

Voice: Because your wife told you.

 

Vegeta: Who's that?

 

Voice: the ruler of this realm, Anza the Great!

 

Vegeta: Get out of my way before I blast you to bits.

 

Anza: Yeah right, you can't even see me!

 

Vegeta: *thinking* he's right.

 

Anza: Ha! I AM right!

 

Vegeta: *thinking* He keeps repeating me.

 

Anza: He keeps repeating me.

 

Vegeta: Shut up!

 

Anza: Shut up!

 

Vegeta: That is enough! * throws a ki blast into the infinite space*

 

Anza: You can't get me…*blows raspberry*

 

Vegeta: be quiet you insolate creature! I am King of Saiyans!

 

Anza: You're just the prince.

 

Vegeta: Yah! * throws 100 more ki blasts*

 

Anza: Stupid fool, I know everything, see everything, and do EVERYTHING! You can never defeat me!

 

Vegeta: Really now, I cannot? *takes one step forward but is interrupted by Anza's shrill cry*

 

Anza: Ack!

Vegeta: Huh? What has happened to you, and what is this pebble I'm stepping on?

 

Anza: * in a weak voice* the pebble is me, get off of me!!!

 

Vegeta: Oh. *takes pebble Anza and flings him away* Stupid thing.

 

Anza: * voice fading* Wait! I will bury you!!!

 

Vegeta: Now…*looking at his surrounds* what is this place?

 

///Back to show…///

 

Chris: Okay, a pebble guy. Maybe I should have put him in the land with the pixies…oh well! Wait a minute, where's Meri?

 

///In a Galaxy far far away…///

 

Meri: Okay…give me the saber.

 

Darth Vader: I am your father.

 

Meri: No you're not! My father is my father, so hand it over!

 

Darth Vader: Oh man…that always works with Luke…

 

///At Show…///

 

 

Meri: Hiyas!

 

Chris: where have you been, and what's with the saber?

 

Meri: Oh, nothing…

 

Chris: Did you use the transport machine again…last time you stole J.Lo's half billion dollar ring…

 

Meri: Yes I did…and that ring sells good on EBAY!!!

 

Chris: *sigh* Later Guys.