Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ A Crazy Day ❯ A Crazy Day ( Chapter 1 )

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A CRAZY DAY

Written by: Tenshino Mahou and RainboKat

Disclaimer: We do not own Serena, Hotaru, Mina, Ami, or Chibiusa. We do not own Darien, Luna, or Artimes. We do not own Sailor Moon, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mini Moon, or Sailor Saturn. We do not own the supermarket. We do not own It from the Adams Family. We do not own Frankenstein. So do not sue us. All we have is three pennies and one can of chocolate covered tuna.... oops, make that just three pennies.

We do, however, own this fic and whatever plot there is to it, along with RainboKat, Tenshino, Sailor Magic, Sailor Rainbo Kitty, and the chocalate and candy. We own the crazy doctor and his nurse. We own FrankenKitty. Anyone who tries to take anything or anyone that we own will be blown to smithereenies!

Ratings: Humor, Out of character-ness, No plot, Origninal Characters, G

warning: there is a little bit of Darien bashing.... so if you don't like, ignore the bashing.


SOMEWHERE THAT SERVES AS THE SETTING FOR THE TIME BEING

Tenshino: hey Rainbo it's Tenshino-chan...

RainboKat: hey tenshino! how is your face doing? last I heard you had 9 scratch marks...

Tenshino: oh....it's nothing much just a scratch

RainboKat: *raises an eyebrow*

Tenshino: or a few scratches

RainboKat: *chuckles*

Tenshino: how's the 1422 squeaky hammer?(1)

RainboKat: it's still broken.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tenshino: Oh I'm sorry Rainbo!!! Want some breakfast?

RainboKat: *sniffles a little bit* sure! I want it warm! and with milk! and...

Tenshino: Grrr.... ---Wham!!!--- I fixed the squeaky hammer by the way....heehee

RainboKat: *manages to speak despite the hammer whammed on her head* the milk in a platter.... warm cat breakfast..... and anchovies!

Tenshino: AHHHH!!!!!

RainboKat: ?

Tenshino: ok here you go Rainbo....sets a platter down and side dishes

RainboKat: yummy! *digs in* --WHAP!!!-- *a mousetrap closes on rainbo's mouth*

Tenshino: Oh....sorry forgot about that rainbo

*luna comes in...and decides she wants Rainbo's food....and just rudely digs in while rainbo gets the mouse trap off her mouth *

RainboKat: *glares at Tenshino* I'm sure that you innocently forgot...

Tenshino: Yep

RainboKat: grrrr

Tenshino: Haha. Hi Luna

luna: where is the Silver Canned Catfood?

RainboKat: you mean, Silver Cat Tuna?(2)

Tenshino: You just ate it the last can....it was Rainbo's

luna: but.... but.... but Serena said that she bought more... *looks as if she is going to cry*

Tenshino: Oh don't cry....Luna....let's go shopping....besides you know Serena.....

RainboKat: shopping!!!!!

Serena: where's breakfast?!

Tenshino: We got to go get it. you forgot to buy it.

*everyone walks to supermarket*

THE SUPERMARKET WHICH IS WHERE EVERYONE WALKED TO IN ORDER TO GET SUPPLIES FOR BREAKFAST

RainboKat: candy!!!!!! *rainbo runs to the candy part of the store.*

Tenshino: Grr... Rainbo

RainboKat: yes, Tenshino?

Serena: Candy!!!!!!! *runs after rainbo*

Tenshino: Come back here we need food not candy... AHHHH!!!!!

RainboKat: ?

Tenshino: Come back!!

RainboKat: *laughs*

Tenshino: Oh well....hey wait for me! CANDY!!!!

*buys the store out of candy, and manages to get necessary food items*

OUTSIDE THE SUPERMARKET WHERE EVERYONE WALKED TO IN ORDER TO... OH, NEVERMIND.

Tenshino: Yum!!!! This chocolate is GOOD!!! *has chocolate all over her mouth...*

RainboKat: so is this chocolate covered tuna!

Luna: Yum!

Tenshino: YUCK where did you find that!

Luna and Rainbo: In the cat candy section (3)

Tenshino: Bleh you two are sick!!!

Luna and Rainbo: Glad you think so. Now you'll leave our candy alone.

Tenshino: Fine with me!!

RainboKat: Aren't you even wondering why we aren't keeling over from all this poisonous chocolate?

Serena: it's poisonous??!!!!!

Tenshino: Poison? *spit spit spit* Bleh I'm Dying!!!! Help!!!

Luna and RainboKat: *exchange glances and laughs*

RainboKat: its not REALLY poisonous.... its supposed to be bad for animals, silly.

Tenshino: Grr.....--wham---wham--- oh...well stop eating it silly!!!

RainboKat: no way!

Tenshino: grr.....oh well get fat I don't care

Luna: Rainbo and I are special cats... we don't get sick from chocolate... but Artimes is another story...

Tenshino: oh....ok...where is Artemis anyway?

RainboKat: dunno

mina: I left him at the vet

Darien: *walks up* Is that chocolate on your faces?

Serena: DARIEN!!!

Tenshino: hmmm......*strange crunching in chocolate fudge...*

*artemis pops out of the fudge...*

RainboKat: aaaah!!!!

luna: aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

Tenshino: Ahhh!!!!

serena and mina: aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!

Darien: cool!

Tenshino: Men!!!

mina: I agree!

Tenshino: Artemis....this is really good fudge.... but it's bad for animals!!!

artimes: it is?

Tenshino: YES!!!!

luna and Rainbo: *smirk*

Tenshino: What are you two hiding?

luna: nothing.

artimes: so that would explain why I'm not feeling so hot...

Tenshino: Artemis...are you okay?

darien: let's take him to the surgeon!

Tenshino: okay!!!

RainboKat: okay........... *follows darien and Tenshino*

Mina: Artemis!!! Are you okay!!!

everyone: *runs after them*

DOCTOR'S OFFICE WHERE THE CHARACTERS WILL HOPE THAT ARTIMES IS OKAY AND HOPE THE DOCTOR IS SANE

doctor: a sick cat?

Tenshino: uh....you could say that....

doctor: nurse! I'll need a scalpels and other various surgical items!(4)

artimes: aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! I don't need a doctor!!!

Mina: ---wham--- shut up

RainboKat: yeah, pussy...

Tenshino: Shut up Rainbo!!! They'll hear you!!

luna: they heard artimes and no fuss was made.

Tenshino: Grr.....you aren't helping

artimes: I'm the patient! They aren't supposed to notice what odd and insane things I do!

Tenshino: Doctor hurry it up already!!!

darien: this isn't how it was done when It from the Adams family got sick...(5)

Tenshino: heehee........

doctor: I have done it! I have created...... *drum roll* Franken Kitty!(6)

Hotaru and Chibiusa: Hi Guys!!! What's that!!!

*artimes comes out in a tin suit*

Tenshino: Ahhh!!! Franken Kitty!!!!

luna: *grinning* that's artimes

Tenshino: Run!!!! *Tenshino runs out*

Darien: What's up with her?

mina, serena, chibiusa, & hotaru: Aaaah! Franken Kitty! *they tackle the monster and tickle it*

Tenshino: Magic Realm Power!!! Tenshino transforms into Sailor Magic!!!

Sailor Magic: Die Nega Monster!!

RainboKat: rainbo kitty power!!! *rainbokat turns into Sailor Rainbo Kitty*

Sailor Rainbo Kitty: watch out, Hotaru!

Sailor Magic: Chibiusa!!! Run!!!

*serena, mina, hotaru, and chibiusa run outside and transform. Four sailor scouts run back inside.*

darien: um.... I guess I'll stand here uselessly like always... (7)

*Sailor Venus, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mini Moon, and Sailor Saturn attack while Darien stands uselessly *

artimes (Franken Kitty): ouch! Stop it, girls!

Sailor Magic: Darien...why do us women do all the work huh? You are soooo worthless....

Serena :*crying* Don't say that about darien!!!!

mina: but it's true!

Sailor Magic: Yeah it's true!!!

sailor rainbo Kitty: he's nothing but a chauvinist!

Sailor Magic: A disposable Tuxedo Kamen. All you do is throw roses.

*artimes quietly vacates the Franken Kitty halloween suit and escapes the mental asylum*

Sailor Magic: Ahhh! Franken Kitty ate artemis!!! Then spit him out again gross!!! Bleh!!!

luna: what did he mean by mental asylum?

Sailor Magic: Maybe he had a headache

Amy: he meant that crazy, that means people who are not right in their heads....

Sailor Venus: shut up ami!

Sailor Magic: Miss Know it all!!! *yawn* I've had enough for today Sailor Rainbo Kitty I'm going to bed Goodnight....

Sailor Rainbo Kitty: 'night, Sailor Magic. I'll take care of the girls.

Sailor Magic: okay back at ya... Adios!!

Sailor Rainbo Kitty: bye bye... Franken Kitty is toast! *does a pose*



THE END OF THE CRAZY DAY WITH THE SAILOR CHARACTERS.... OR IS IT?

(1) Squeaky Hammer Model #1422 - from the prolouge to this fanfic. Since the prolouge wasn't posted and has nothing at all to do with SailorMoon, I (Kat) will say just this.... it was broken when Tenshino hit my head with it in the prolouge.

(2) Silver Cat Tuna - the thing that every kitty wants for breakfast. Get them Silver Cat Tuna, now!

(3) Cat Candy Section - where you can find healthy chocolate snacks for your kitty. Located in Nowhere Noplace NonExistance, The Moon.

(4) The Crazy, Insane Doctor - this is our crazy, insane doctor friend who does all those scary insane, crazy doctor scenes in the movies!

(5) It from the Adams Family - I'm not claiming any ownership to It or the Adams family.... Darien is just seriously not right in the head today...

(6) Franken Kitty - the oh-so-scary monster called Franken Kitty.... the idea was gotten from FrankenStein.... thankyou whoever made that weird movie!

(7) The Darien Bashing - for all those who at one time or another saw how useless Darien was at times.