Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ DragonBall T ❯ The Rivals Must Join ( Chapter 4 )

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Chapter 4

The Rivals Must Join

The Z Senshi are rushing as fast as possible to where Tsufrujin's
location...

Before the slaughter begins...

(The scene is on Tsufrujin, in the middle of a big city, where he has
attracted lots of attention. He is gathering energy fast)

Man: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's an alien! I can tell! He
has an antennae for god's sake!

Woman: Ha! We must call the press at once! This will be on the front
page! I know it! I can see the headlines now: `BRAVE WOMAN UNRAVELS
EXTRA-TERRESTIAL MYSTERY'! I'll be famous!

Tsufrujin: Shut up, you blabbering humans! I can understand why Buu
destroyed this good-for-nothing species! Too bad some guy wished these
fools back! When I find that power I sensed from this god forsaken
planet and destroy it, I'm gonna come back here and blow everything
up, one by one! First this wretched place, then the world!

(A press car pulls up on the kerb)

Female Reporter: And were here folks, at the very seen where the alien
has been spotted...hey, I can't even see an alien!

Cameraman: There he is! The pinkish one with the thing growing out of
his head! It looks like a ponytail of some sort!

Male Reporter: Oh, thanks a lot. Almost every teen girl in this street
looks pinkish and has something like a ponytail, you nincompoop!

Cameraman: He's right there! The muscly one over there! The one with
no ears!

(Tsufrujin stops gathering energy)

Female Reporter: Excuse me, sir! Mr Alien! Could we have a word?

Tsufrujin: `Course you can have a word lady. Here it is. Boom.

(Tsufrujin blasts everything in site and totally flattens the city)

All but Tsufrujin: AAAHHHHHHH!

(In the sky, Goku and friends are almost at the city. The party
consists of Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Hashirutezu. Pants
can't fly and Pan is on a date)

Goku: Wow! Did you just feel that massive energy drop! It came from
that city up ahead! I bet that is where Tsufrujin is!

Vegeta: Ready?

Hashirutezu: Let's go!

Goku: Time to power up!

(Suddenly, everyone has gone SSJ4 , and Hashirutezu is amazed)

Hashirutezu: What the hell did you just do? You have red fur!

Vegeta: Don't tell me that you can't go Super Saiyan! What a joke!

Hashirutezu: I am not a Saiyan, so I wouldn't be able to, would I?

Vegeta: Isn't there a `Super Yagabiton'?

Goku: What the hell would that be?

Vegeta: How am I supposed to know that? I'm am a Saiyan Prince, not
one of them!

Hashirutezu: The Super Yagabiton is merely a legend. How I wish it was
real, though. I am afraid all of us put together can't defeat this
enemy.

Vegeta: Maybe not separately, but fused we stand a pretty good chance.

Gohan: Just remember, I can't fuse with anybody, and it's too risky
for you and Vegeta to become Vegetto, dad, because you know you'll
never be able to split. What'll mum say when she finds out her and
Bulma have to share a husband! She'll go ballistic! You'll have to
fuse into Gogeta, and Goten and Trunks can become Gotenks.

Goku: But son, Gogeta won't be able to defeat Tsufrujin.

Vegeta: Neither will Vegetto, you quack.

Hashirutezu: Guys, we're just over the city where Tsufrujin is.

(They all land in front of Tsufrujin)

Tsufrujin: Finally, you're here! I was so bored I was going to destroy
the planet for some fun!

Vegeta: We'll kill you before you do that.

Hashirutezu: We'll kill you before you can even touch a human being!

Tsufrujin: Hahahahahahahahahaha! The rest are all Saiyans, Wise Man
told me how to identify them! But you, you are going to die the second
I start up, human!

Hashirutezu: How dare you call me human, you bozo! I'm a pure blood
Yagabiton!

Tsufrujin: Lies! I killed all Yagabitons!

Hashirutezu:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsufrujin: Don't have a heart attack, I won't have the chance to kill
you!

Hashirutezu: You expect to kill two Yagabitons when you couldn't kill
one of us?

Tsufrujin: F...fu...fusion? But who? How?

Hashirutezu: Wouldn't you like to know? Well, I'm a mix of Prince
Hashiru and Sherutzu, the most noble fighter in the world that was
forced into being an assassin!

Tsufrujin: My..my creator killed Sherutzu!

Hashirutezu: Sherutzu has a special tech: The Instant Translocation!
He dodged most of the Wise Man's blast!

Vegeta: Why the hell are we stalling like this? Let's get down to the
fighting!

Goku: Wait Vegeta! He's too powerful for you!

Vegeta: Shut up Kakarotto! I'm older than you, don't you think I know
what I'm doing?

Goku: No.

Vegeta: What was that?

Goku: You don't know what you're doing. You know you will die when you
fight him. You've never known anything, and you've always taken on
enemies fap stronger than you.

Vegeta: You are beginning to annoy we, Kakarotto...

Goku: SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO NOW AND YOU
NEVER DO, YOU IDIOTIC BASTARD!

Vegeta: How dare you, Kakarotto!

Hashirutezu: Stop this bickering, you babies! I'm sick and tired of
hearing it! Now either you're with me in fighting this twerp or you're
not! Now I wanna know which one NOW BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL!

Goku: ...

Vegeta: Wow...

Gohan: We have to...

Trunks: For Earth...

Goten: And the Universe...

(Vegeta gets very tense, and he clenches his fists like he is holding
something back)

Vegeta: Hey! I don't care what those guys say, but I'm with you! For
the honour of your people and mine, we will destroy him! Let's go!

Goku: Has Vegeta gone mad? He wants to work with Hashirutezu now? Give
me a break!

Hashirutezu: ...Vegeta...

(Vegeta smiles)

Vegeta: Let's go, brother!

Goten: Vegeta has a brother!

Trunks: No you numbskull! Just because he said brother doesn't mean
biological brother!

Goten: Vegeta has an adopted brother, then?

Trunks: No! When he says brother he means friend! When I say I'm your
brother it doesn't mean that...

Goten: YOU'RE MY BROTHER?

Goku: Trunks, just give up. It's no use.

Hashirutezu: Let's go then!

Tsufrujin: I've been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long
time now!

Hashirutezu and Vegeta:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Tsufr ujin: I'm ready!

Goku: This is going to be good.

Gohan: Shouldn't we help him, dad?

Trunks: You act as if my father will lose, Gohan!

Goten: If your daddy wants to die it's his choice.

Trunks: SHUT UP!

Goku: We can't help. It will destroy what pride Vegeta has.

Goten: What is taking so long! For some of the fastest men in the
universe, these guys take long!

Vegeta: It's time!

Hashirutezu: Ready!

Tsufrujin:
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!