Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ DragonBall T ❯ A Great Battle-Interrupted ( Chapter 5 )

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Chapter 5

A Great Battle-Interrupted

Both Vegeta and Hashirutezu have set aside there differences, and are
charging at Tsufrujin at full speed, and a secret battle for Earth is
going to commence...

It is secret, right?

Vegeta: You're dead!

Tsufrujin: Bring it on, you monkey!

Vegeta: Are you sure you're ready for this? Because I don't think you
can handle it!

Tsufrujin: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Hashirutezu: For the universe!

(Hashirutezu, Tsufrujin and Vegeta finally meet, and are charging
their power as fast as they can)

Tsufrujin: Ready?

Hashirutezu: For...

Tsufrujin: Your demise!

(Tsufrujin races up to Vegeta and gives him a swift kick in the
unmentionables)

Vegeta: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! I've never been
in so much pain!

Tsufrujin: Suffer more, you great bitch!

(Tsufrujin gives him another kick)

Vegeta:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! The pain! I'll get
you, you son of a...

Tsufrujin: I think you are forgetting I have no parents, you ape!

(Tsufrujin punches Vegeta in the gut)

Vegeta: ...

Trunks: Daddyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: No, Trunks! Vegeta can handle himself! If you go out there,
you're just going to get yourself killed! How would your dad feel
about that, huh?

Trunks: But...

Gohan: Don't worry, your dad will be just fine.

(Hashirutezu has a very angry expression on his face)

Hashirutezu: You animal!

(Hashirutezu aims a punch at Tsufrujin's back, but Tsufrujin just
fades away and appears in the sky)

Tsufrujin: You fool! How do you suppose you can beat me when
shortstuff here couldn't!

Vegeta: I've taken lots from you, Tsufrujin, BUT HOW DARE YOU CALL ME
SHORT!

Tsufrujin: Huh?

Vegeta: Hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

(Vegeta fires a Galit Gun attack straight through Tsufrujin, but
Tsufrujin seems unfazed, even though there is a gaping hole through
his back)

Vegeta: How could you survive? It's impossible...no one is strong
enough to be unfazed by a blast like that Galit Gun...

(From the ground, a small voice is crying that word all DB, DBZ and
DBGT fans know and love)

Unknown person: Ka.....me.....ha.....me.....................

Vegeta: Kakarotto! What are you interfering in this for!

Goku: Don't look at me Vegeta, I'm as surprised as you. Ghoan? Goten?
Was it either of you?

Gohan: It wasn't us, dad.

Goku: Then who was it?

Hashirutezu:
.................................haaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
!!!

(A huge blue blast comes from Hashirutezu's hands, and everyone stares
speechless, even Tsufrujin, who doesn't know that this blast could
kill him)

Goku: But...how?

Vegeta: Impossible...

Gohan: No way...

Goten: That's dad's tech...

Trunks: It's true...

Tsufrujin: How did you do it! I can't get out of the way! I'm going to
dieeeeeeeee!!!

(A strange voice comes out)

Sailor Moon: Hey, you! I'm Sailor Moon! I defend this planet with
truth and justice! And in the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Good guys: Oh, thanks a lot you fool!

Tsufrujin: Thanks a lot little girl! That blast was going to kill me!
Thank heavens you rescued me, now I can go back to killing these
worthless fools, and then it's back to destroying the universe for me!

Hashirutezu: Thanks a lot, you oaf! That was the only chance we had of
saving the universe, so now we are doomed thanks to a little girl!
Well done, you just wiped out humanity, you twerp!

Vegeta: Thanks a lot! I was hoping to go home and tell my wife that
Earth is safe again, but no, I can't do that, can I? I'll never see
Bra or Pants again!

Sailor Moon: Don't talk about your wife's underwear!

Vegeta: Bra and Pants are my youngest children! And this is my son
Trunks!

Goku: We'll never be together in one house again, Gohan and Goten.
Hake sure to remind me when we get to the Other World to check up on
your mom regularly.

Goten: Hey wait! Don't talk like that! Maybe this girl can help us!

Sailor Moon: That's right, and so can my friends!

(All the sailor senshi introduce themselves)

Hashirutezu: Great...these girls will probably announce our powers to
the world!

Gohan: I think they are trustworthy!

Hashirutezu: The one with the meatballs on her head has a power level
of 70...the others have a power level of 50.

Sailor Moon: Don't call me meatballhead!

Goku: Some use they'll be...

Tsufrujin: Can we get back to the fight now?

Vegeta: I was waiting for you to say that.

(Tsufrujin fires a huge blast at Vegeta)

Vegeta: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(Hashirutezu teleports to Vegeta and teleports them both out of the
way)

Tsufrujin: Blast you!

Vegeta: Thanks, kid, but I was fine by myself, you know.

Hashirutezu: You have a funny way of showing it, Vegeta.

Tsufrujin: I'll kill you all!

(Tsufrujin blasts the whole area)

Tsufrujin: Where are they?

Goku: You were just blasting the whole area, paying no attention to
the fact that we flew up right behind you.

Tsufrujin: What?

Goku: Vegeta, Hashirutezu, count us in! SOLAR FLARE!

Tsufrujin: My eyes! I can't see!

Goten: Big Bomb Energy Wave Demolition Beam Attack!

(Yet another stupid attack Goten made up that doesn't really do mush)

Goku: What the hell are you doing?

Goten: This'll stop him!

Trunks: That technique is worthless, and it takes ages to charge!

Tsufrujin: Thank you, boy! fine by myself, you know.

Hashirutezu: You have a funny way of showing it, Vegeta.

Tsufrujin: I'll kill you all!

(Tsufrujin blasts the whole area)

Tsufrujin: Where are they?

Goku: You were just blasting the whole area, paying no attention to
the fact that we flew up right behind you.

Tsufrujin: What?

Goku: Vegeta, Hashirutezu, count us in! SOLAR FLARE!

Tsufrujin: My eyes! I can't see!

Goten: Big Bomb Energy Wave Demolition Beam Attack!

(Yet another stupid attack Goten made up that doesn't really do mush)

Goku: What the hell are you doing?

Goten: This'll stop him!

Trunks: That technique is worthless, and it takes ages to charge!

Tsufrujin: Thank you, boy! In the time you've been wasting I've
regained my sight!

Sailor Moon: Never fear! We'll save you!

(The Sailor Senshi use some weird new attacks on Tsufrujin)

Sailor Moon: Moon White Beam!

Sailor Mercury: Mercury Blue Beam!

Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Green Beam!

Sailor Mars: Mars Red Beam!

Sailor Venus: Venus Orange Beam!

Sailor Pluto: What about us?

Sailor Moon: We don't need anything else, Pluto, because if those
attacks didn't stop him nothing can!

Tsufrujin: Did someone attack me?

Hashirutezu: Yeah, I think it was them.

Tsufrujin: Funny, I didn't feel a thing.

Sailor Moon: There's no way he could still be alive!

Tsufrujin: Come on, can we get back to the battle?

Hashirutezu: Bring it on!