Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Project Pluto ❯ Chapter 1
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Staria 
Sailor Pluto is a little peved about the denoucment of Pluto as a planet.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 09.27.2001 | Updated On: 09.27.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 638 | Visits: 748 | Status: Completed
Sailor Pluto is a little peved about the denoucment of Pluto as a planet.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 09.27.2001 | Updated On: 09.27.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 638 | Visits: 748 | Status: Completed
"Project Pluto"
By Sailor Staria
First off I wrote this a while back and just now got around to sending it
in. It's not my usual style but I had fun writing it
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or wish to claim so. I wrote this
'cause I was steamed on hearing that the Planet Pluto might be demoted
from a planet. And it got me thinking. If the planet losses it's status
would Setsuna also lose her status as a senshi? So I made her write a
letter of complaint to a group of scientists. I hope you all enjoy it.
Send any comments to me @:
OK that's enough jabbering. On with the letter.
"Project Pluto"
By Sailor Staria
Dear scientists,
Now what's all this talk of Pluto no longer being a planet.
I'll have you know I grew up on Pluto, before going to serve Serenity.
If it loses it's status I could lose mine too. I am after all Sailor
Pluto, the guardian of the gates of time. If I didn't exist there would
be no one to guard the gate of time and then all hell could brake loose.
Not to mention that Small Lady won't be able to travel back to the past
when the Nega moon attacks in the 30th century. Now I don't usually get
angry but this defiantly calls for it. I mean just think of what the
team would be like with out me.
There would be no one to watch little Hotura when Haruka and
Michiru decide to go out. Who would help Usagi through her hardships
when Mamoru goes to college. Small Lady will have no one to take her
problems to. Hotura won't have anyone NORMAL to look up to. (Sorry
Haruka-kun and Michiru-chan). Mako, Minako, Ami, and Rei won't have any
one to get advice from. The team would fall apart after a short while.
Yes, my home planet is small. Big deal. That doesn't make it a
fucking
moon. (Sorry Princess). I also don't want it, and myself, to be known as
a Neptunian satellite. No offense to Sailor Neptune, but it might cause
some problems between Haurka and myself. Further more I don't want to be
around Neptune and Uranus at times, if you catch my drift.
So in conclusion ladies and gentlemen, I suggest you leave Pluto a
planet unless you wish to anger me further. Trust me you don't want
that.
Sincerely,
Sailor Pluto
Dear Ms. Pluto,
We feel that you have a serious mental illness. We have no clue as
to
who these people, senshi as you called them, are. We also know of no
'gate of time'. We wish to help you if you will allow us. An appointment
has been step up with a doctor friend of ours. A Professor Tomoe. He
says he knows you. Please stop by on the 29th of this month around 10
a.m.
Sincerely
The scientists of
space know how
Look pal,
I am in perfect mental condition. As a mater of fact I'm probably
the
most stable of the entire team. I don't wish to see Hotura's low life
father at all. And as for you, You are a bunch of posers who wouldn't
know a planet if one hit you on the head. How would you like it if your
place of origin was denounced. I wouldn't like it one bit.
Trust me if I didn't have a grip on myself you'd all be wishing that
you'd never been born. And I might add that I can arrange that. I am the
keeper of time after all. So leave my planet alone dickwads.
Up yours
Pluto
OK That's it. Yes, Pluto is peeved. What where you expecting? E-mail me.
Staria.
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
By Sailor Staria
First off I wrote this a while back and just now got around to sending it
in. It's not my usual style but I had fun writing it
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or wish to claim so. I wrote this
'cause I was steamed on hearing that the Planet Pluto might be demoted
from a planet. And it got me thinking. If the planet losses it's status
would Setsuna also lose her status as a senshi? So I made her write a
letter of complaint to a group of scientists. I hope you all enjoy it.
Send any comments to me @:
OK that's enough jabbering. On with the letter.
"Project Pluto"
By Sailor Staria
Dear scientists,
Now what's all this talk of Pluto no longer being a planet.
I'll have you know I grew up on Pluto, before going to serve Serenity.
If it loses it's status I could lose mine too. I am after all Sailor
Pluto, the guardian of the gates of time. If I didn't exist there would
be no one to guard the gate of time and then all hell could brake loose.
Not to mention that Small Lady won't be able to travel back to the past
when the Nega moon attacks in the 30th century. Now I don't usually get
angry but this defiantly calls for it. I mean just think of what the
team would be like with out me.
There would be no one to watch little Hotura when Haruka and
Michiru decide to go out. Who would help Usagi through her hardships
when Mamoru goes to college. Small Lady will have no one to take her
problems to. Hotura won't have anyone NORMAL to look up to. (Sorry
Haruka-kun and Michiru-chan). Mako, Minako, Ami, and Rei won't have any
one to get advice from. The team would fall apart after a short while.
Yes, my home planet is small. Big deal. That doesn't make it a
fucking
moon. (Sorry Princess). I also don't want it, and myself, to be known as
a Neptunian satellite. No offense to Sailor Neptune, but it might cause
some problems between Haurka and myself. Further more I don't want to be
around Neptune and Uranus at times, if you catch my drift.
So in conclusion ladies and gentlemen, I suggest you leave Pluto a
planet unless you wish to anger me further. Trust me you don't want
that.
Sincerely,
Sailor Pluto
Dear Ms. Pluto,
We feel that you have a serious mental illness. We have no clue as
to
who these people, senshi as you called them, are. We also know of no
'gate of time'. We wish to help you if you will allow us. An appointment
has been step up with a doctor friend of ours. A Professor Tomoe. He
says he knows you. Please stop by on the 29th of this month around 10
a.m.
Sincerely
The scientists of
space know how
Look pal,
I am in perfect mental condition. As a mater of fact I'm probably
the
most stable of the entire team. I don't wish to see Hotura's low life
father at all. And as for you, You are a bunch of posers who wouldn't
know a planet if one hit you on the head. How would you like it if your
place of origin was denounced. I wouldn't like it one bit.
Trust me if I didn't have a grip on myself you'd all be wishing that
you'd never been born. And I might add that I can arrange that. I am the
keeper of time after all. So leave my planet alone dickwads.
Up yours
Pluto
OK That's it. Yes, Pluto is peeved. What where you expecting? E-mail me.
Staria.
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com