Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ The Astro Plane ❯ The Astro Plane ( Prologue )
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By: sailor_angie 
Me and my friend Ashi were wondering about the astro plane, have any thoughts?
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.03.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 594 | Status: Completed
Me and my friend Ashi were wondering about the astro plane, have any thoughts?
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.03.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 594 | Status: Completed
The Astroplane!
By: Angie and Ashi
Ang is very dizzy due to the fact that she just ate a rice crispie, and then was stupidly spinning
around in her favorite computer chair. Ashi sat on the other side of the astroplane contemplating what to
throw at Ang.
Zoicite and Kunzite were happily cuddling when suddenly through the air came a flying lump of
Ramen. "OWWWWWWWWWWW" Zoi screeched.
Along came the blue Michlin Man, skipping lightheartedly to non exisistent music, dragging a life
size doll of Mamo-chan behind him. He lighly hummed a circus song:
"Dooododododododododododododododododododoooo" breath,
"dododododododododododododododododdododododooobump"
"Fishy, you moron, why did you throw steaming hot Ramen at my lovely Zoicite." Kunzite fumed,
grasping his cape rather closely.
"I did not throw any ramen at Zoicite. Last I knew, we were tied for the kawaiiest bishounen." He
put his hands on his hips in a way melodramadic tone. "Maybe you should ask Xelloss, he's in this fic too,
and the stupid writer, doesn't know how else to introduce him, except making out with Ashi, but Ashi won't
agree to it. Oops, did I say that out loud?"
("I might agree!" Ashi exclaimed. Then plugged her nose, because her brother farted, and blamed
it on the dog, shamey on you Erin.)
"Xelloss, are you responsible for screwing up my bishounen face, cuz you'll be footing the plastic
surgery bill!" Zoi fumed. (Sure I already used it, but I think you could see smoke coming from his ears, and
I'm too lazy to use the thesaurus on my computer.)
Just then a rice crispie bar came flying through the air landing on Fishy's doll--
"It's an action figure, and OMIGOD!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT A GREASE STAIN ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I
KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!" Fishy lunged forward then suddenly stopped, "Ooooooo, it's got cashews, 5 second
rule!!!!!!" he now lunged to pick it up and shove it in his mouth.
("I can smell my shoe"* Asher's older brother said in a pre-pubescent tone.)
Zoi, and Kunz, and Fishy, and Xelloss, continued to argue about who threw the Ramen at Zoi,
getting into a cat like fight. While in this fight, many a food flung over their heads, unbeknown to any of
them. Then up came a girl in a dark purple Sailor fuku, she had dark blonde hair, and brown eyes, and a
pink ankle bracelet, that was really her lucky cat collar, and tried to whistle really loud like some ppl can, but
she couldn't. She then resorted to yelling: "I am Sailor Ashi, here to right all the wrongs of you hitting my
bishounen boyfriend Xelly."
"Ashi!" Xelloss popped his head out of the conveinient dust looking ball all of them were
surrounded by. "I love your fuku, it matches my hair!"
Ashi blushed, she had planned it that way. The others tried to grab his head, to take him back into
the now really fake looking dust ball type thing that was, made out of. . . cardboard? Yes, cardboard. "Hey
the rest of you, I just saw a way more kawaii bishounen than you walk that way, you better go kill him
before he enters in the weekly beauty contest."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all got up, and ran to the right where she pointed.
(Ang ran downstairs to get some ice cream, cuz she had a sudden craving. And she has the energy
today becuz she had a can of Mountain Dew @ 8:00 this morning. Ashi, and Angie are talking about non-
alcoholic wine, and how they want to drink it all)
Ashi told Xelly to wait a second, and ran off, seconds later a few slices of peaches surfed over his
bewildered head.
"THANX!" echoed through the astroplane.
Then Ang came walking up, in jeans and a navy blue t shirt over a gray long sleeved T-shirt.
Seeing as all of Angie's shirts are gray or navy blue (hey school colors, I'm hip) Prolly no one cares, but she
has light brown hair, and pretty eyes (there is an opening for a boyfriend. . . wink, wink. . .) "Has any one
seen any Ramen, Ashi kinda sent it like 3 minutes ago, and I still haven't gotten it."
"Yeah, and where's that special cashew rice crispie you were gonna gimme the last one of?" (Fishy
ducked behind Zoi, who was marching forward at Angie, and Ashi)
"I got your Ramen" Zoicite fumed again.
"Oooohhhhhh, you ate it!? That was my supper you big poopie head!" Ang folded her arms and
pouted over her lost Ramen.
"So you lied about the rice crispie?!" Ashi got in Angie's face.
"No, no, I promise I threw it."
"I ate it." A little voice squeeked, and every one turned to stare at the michelin man.
Angie started to snicker manically, while Asher just stared. Weather it was a confused or
contemplating stare, no one could tell. And then she started to walk. Slowly at first, then very fast. She
swooped down on Fish Eye and Angie ran after her, trying desperatly to release Ashi's grip on Fishy's neck.
Finally succeeding, they all fell over exausted.
Then Angie and Ashi had a very interesting conversation about the astro plane:
"So, what do you suppose the astro plane is exactly?" Angie inquired.
"I dunno, if I knew then I would be with Xelloss right now wouldn't I?! Maybe an open universe
with out Dark Star or Fabrizo, it just has Xelloss."
"You and Xelloss, what can I say, a very interesting couple you two are."
"Well, there has to be an evil ruler over each domain, and that's why I'm here."
"You are so stupid sometimes."
"I'm gonna dye my hair purple."
"Niiiiiiiice, you do that, and don't expect me to talk to you in school."
"I want a Xelloss clone, realllllllllllllllllly BAD!" She said thoughtfully, "I get lonely sometimes ya
know. You ever wonder where Xelloss is when he's not with Lina, he's in the astro-plane with ME!"
"Reeeeeeaaaaaalllly. . ." Angie is wondering how on earth she got to be friends with Asher.
"Well, I think it's time this fic ends, I need to go be with Xelloss, and Fish Eye wants to go to the
mall with you, and go guy and dress shopping."
"Oh, well, if Fishy needs me, then I will go." Angie turns to the camara, "If any of you have any
theories about the astro-plane, please e-mail sailor_angie@hotmail.com with your ideas. Feel free to write a
fanfic about it if you so wish, I will gladly put them up. Bye bye for now. Ohhhh ASHER!!!!!!! Can't it
wait for the astro-plane--"
The End
AN: Hello, I know it's short, but what is the astro plane really? Do any of us know? Yet there are so many
references to some sort of parallel universe in so many animes alike. Please mail comments to
sailor_angie@hotmail.com bye bye
By: Angie and Ashi
Ang is very dizzy due to the fact that she just ate a rice crispie, and then was stupidly spinning
around in her favorite computer chair. Ashi sat on the other side of the astroplane contemplating what to
throw at Ang.
Zoicite and Kunzite were happily cuddling when suddenly through the air came a flying lump of
Ramen. "OWWWWWWWWWWW" Zoi screeched.
Along came the blue Michlin Man, skipping lightheartedly to non exisistent music, dragging a life
size doll of Mamo-chan behind him. He lighly hummed a circus song:
"Dooododododododododododododododododododoooo" breath,
"dododododododododododododododododdododododooobump"
"Fishy, you moron, why did you throw steaming hot Ramen at my lovely Zoicite." Kunzite fumed,
grasping his cape rather closely.
"I did not throw any ramen at Zoicite. Last I knew, we were tied for the kawaiiest bishounen." He
put his hands on his hips in a way melodramadic tone. "Maybe you should ask Xelloss, he's in this fic too,
and the stupid writer, doesn't know how else to introduce him, except making out with Ashi, but Ashi won't
agree to it. Oops, did I say that out loud?"
("I might agree!" Ashi exclaimed. Then plugged her nose, because her brother farted, and blamed
it on the dog, shamey on you Erin.)
"Xelloss, are you responsible for screwing up my bishounen face, cuz you'll be footing the plastic
surgery bill!" Zoi fumed. (Sure I already used it, but I think you could see smoke coming from his ears, and
I'm too lazy to use the thesaurus on my computer.)
Just then a rice crispie bar came flying through the air landing on Fishy's doll--
"It's an action figure, and OMIGOD!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT A GREASE STAIN ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I
KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!" Fishy lunged forward then suddenly stopped, "Ooooooo, it's got cashews, 5 second
rule!!!!!!" he now lunged to pick it up and shove it in his mouth.
("I can smell my shoe"* Asher's older brother said in a pre-pubescent tone.)
Zoi, and Kunz, and Fishy, and Xelloss, continued to argue about who threw the Ramen at Zoi,
getting into a cat like fight. While in this fight, many a food flung over their heads, unbeknown to any of
them. Then up came a girl in a dark purple Sailor fuku, she had dark blonde hair, and brown eyes, and a
pink ankle bracelet, that was really her lucky cat collar, and tried to whistle really loud like some ppl can, but
she couldn't. She then resorted to yelling: "I am Sailor Ashi, here to right all the wrongs of you hitting my
bishounen boyfriend Xelly."
"Ashi!" Xelloss popped his head out of the conveinient dust looking ball all of them were
surrounded by. "I love your fuku, it matches my hair!"
Ashi blushed, she had planned it that way. The others tried to grab his head, to take him back into
the now really fake looking dust ball type thing that was, made out of. . . cardboard? Yes, cardboard. "Hey
the rest of you, I just saw a way more kawaii bishounen than you walk that way, you better go kill him
before he enters in the weekly beauty contest."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all got up, and ran to the right where she pointed.
(Ang ran downstairs to get some ice cream, cuz she had a sudden craving. And she has the energy
today becuz she had a can of Mountain Dew @ 8:00 this morning. Ashi, and Angie are talking about non-
alcoholic wine, and how they want to drink it all)
Ashi told Xelly to wait a second, and ran off, seconds later a few slices of peaches surfed over his
bewildered head.
"THANX!" echoed through the astroplane.
Then Ang came walking up, in jeans and a navy blue t shirt over a gray long sleeved T-shirt.
Seeing as all of Angie's shirts are gray or navy blue (hey school colors, I'm hip) Prolly no one cares, but she
has light brown hair, and pretty eyes (there is an opening for a boyfriend. . . wink, wink. . .) "Has any one
seen any Ramen, Ashi kinda sent it like 3 minutes ago, and I still haven't gotten it."
"Yeah, and where's that special cashew rice crispie you were gonna gimme the last one of?" (Fishy
ducked behind Zoi, who was marching forward at Angie, and Ashi)
"I got your Ramen" Zoicite fumed again.
"Oooohhhhhh, you ate it!? That was my supper you big poopie head!" Ang folded her arms and
pouted over her lost Ramen.
"So you lied about the rice crispie?!" Ashi got in Angie's face.
"No, no, I promise I threw it."
"I ate it." A little voice squeeked, and every one turned to stare at the michelin man.
Angie started to snicker manically, while Asher just stared. Weather it was a confused or
contemplating stare, no one could tell. And then she started to walk. Slowly at first, then very fast. She
swooped down on Fish Eye and Angie ran after her, trying desperatly to release Ashi's grip on Fishy's neck.
Finally succeeding, they all fell over exausted.
Then Angie and Ashi had a very interesting conversation about the astro plane:
"So, what do you suppose the astro plane is exactly?" Angie inquired.
"I dunno, if I knew then I would be with Xelloss right now wouldn't I?! Maybe an open universe
with out Dark Star or Fabrizo, it just has Xelloss."
"You and Xelloss, what can I say, a very interesting couple you two are."
"Well, there has to be an evil ruler over each domain, and that's why I'm here."
"You are so stupid sometimes."
"I'm gonna dye my hair purple."
"Niiiiiiiice, you do that, and don't expect me to talk to you in school."
"I want a Xelloss clone, realllllllllllllllllly BAD!" She said thoughtfully, "I get lonely sometimes ya
know. You ever wonder where Xelloss is when he's not with Lina, he's in the astro-plane with ME!"
"Reeeeeeaaaaaalllly. . ." Angie is wondering how on earth she got to be friends with Asher.
"Well, I think it's time this fic ends, I need to go be with Xelloss, and Fish Eye wants to go to the
mall with you, and go guy and dress shopping."
"Oh, well, if Fishy needs me, then I will go." Angie turns to the camara, "If any of you have any
theories about the astro-plane, please e-mail sailor_angie@hotmail.com with your ideas. Feel free to write a
fanfic about it if you so wish, I will gladly put them up. Bye bye for now. Ohhhh ASHER!!!!!!! Can't it
wait for the astro-plane--"
The End
AN: Hello, I know it's short, but what is the astro plane really? Do any of us know? Yet there are so many
references to some sort of parallel universe in so many animes alike. Please mail comments to
sailor_angie@hotmail.com bye bye