Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ The MSTing of Sailor Moon: The Soul Eater ❯ One-Shot

TITLE: The MSTing of "Sailor Moon:The Soul Eater"

AUTHOR: I wrote the MSTed version (duh!), AnimeMaster wrote the original version…

CONTACT INFO: You can reach me at SerenitatisHime@yahoo.com or Serenitatis@animedeathgames.com AnimeMaster's e-mail is big_scary_guy@hotmail.com

DISCLAIMER: I own none of the rights to the characters in the following fic. Well, except for me. Serenitatis. Which is me. Heh…

RATING: What is the rating anyways? I'm pretty sure its PG-13

SPOILERS: Miss-spelled words, crappy storyline, lame everything… I could go on for hours

PAIRINGS: There aren't any, sporker! O_o;

SUMMARY: Boredom, boredom, boredom… Oh yeah and boredom.

DISTRUBUTION: http://www.fanfiction.net and maybe my site, http://www.geocities.com/SerenitatisHime

FEEDBACK: Pretty please?

ARCHIVE: Ask and ye shall definitely receive. Or you can steal.

NOTE: If you don't find this funny, or if you find this offending, feel free to flame to your little heart's content ^_^

The MSTing of "Sailor Moon:The Soul Eater"

Serenitatis: Why hello there! ^_^ It's been a while since I've MSTed anything… You can thank writer's block for that! Anyhow, I'll be MSTing the following fic with my good friend Bob. Wave to the nice people Bob!

Bob: *waves*

Serenitatis: On with the fic…

<Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters except Jason.>

Serenitatis: I hope this isn't a Mary-Sue…

<Sueing me would be a waste of time as I have no money.>

Bob: Also, seeing as you can't spell… I'd assume that much.

<Sailor Moon:The Soul Eater.>

Serenitatis: Hey I got one for ya. Sailor Moon: The Dick Eater

<My name is Jason Gregory and I should be dead.>

Serenitatis: Yes. You should be.

Bob: He soon will be. *cracks knuckles*

<I had just recently accepted a cruise ship job when the accident happened.>

Serenitatis: (as Jason) You see, I was on my fancy cruise ship job banana float thingy when "The Accident" happened…

Bob: (as Jason) I shall be mentally scarred for life

<I was actually taking a Taxi from the airport to join my ship when a idiot in an SUV plowed into the side of the cab.>

Serenitatis: Fascinating.

<After the impact the first thing I npticed was->

Bob: -that I couldn't spell.

Serenitatis: (as Jason) And that I should be dead. But by the grace of God I'm still here.

<the pain,>

Bob: -of being gang raped.

<or rather the lack of->

Serenitatis: -sanity drove me to suicide.

<it. I had just been broadsided by a SUV while in a little taxi, I should be in imense pain, either I was already dead or I had been paralyzed from the neck down. I don't know which possibility scared me the most.>

Serenitatis: How about the one where you were stuck in this fan fic?

<I opened my eyes to see a sight that has been burned on my retina ever since.>

Bob: (as Jason) As I was prodded in the eye by white-hot cow pokers…

<Seeing absolute evil does have that effect.>

Mandark: Ahahaha! Ahahahaha! Hahaha! Ahahaha!

<Whatever it was, it was big, ugly, and->

Serenitatis: -very hairy… And... very aroused.

Bob: *snickers*

<pracitcly oozed darkness out of every pour of its body.>

Serenitatis: Whaa?

<It was at that minute that the tiny reptilian part of the human brain decided that getting far, far away would be best.>

Bob: Most morons would agree with him.

<Disregarding the facts that I should be dead or in imense pain>

Serenitatis: I should hope he would be.

<and I was no longer in the taxi I ran.>

Serenitatis: And I sucked.

Bob: And I swallowed.

<I don't know how far I ran but somehow I ended up in some park, plowing into a lake was what finally shook me from my blind terror.>

Serenitatis: All in favor of having him voted off the island say spork!

Bob: Spork!

Serenitatis: Its unanimous!

<Able to think once again I was able to turn my attention to other matters, like where in the world was I?>

Bob: In a lake…

<The park itself was small, green, and a little dark.>

Serenitatis: And a little hairy.

<It must have been nighttime but there was no moon. Something that really disturbed me.>

Bob: Something that. Really disturbs. Me is. Broken sentences.

<It had been the middle of the day when the accident occured,>

Serenitatis: *laughs* He can't spell. *points*

<usually an accident is taken care of quickly if only because they tend to slow traffic. Still nothing could account for losing the rest of the day,>

Bob: (as Jason) Except for being anal probed by aliens…

<the hidous creature, and the weird draft I was feeling. With an almost audible gulp I looked down.
I could deal with the skirt, hell I think I could even have delt with with the fact that->

Serenitatis: -I'm stuck in this heinous Mary-Sue.

<I was now a girl for some reason, the thing that shut my mind down totally was the face that was being reflected in the still water of the pond I was standing in. It was the face of a anime character, Usagi Tsukino.>

Bob & Serenitatis: *horrified shriek* MARY-SUE!

<I must have been starring at the face in the water for quite a while when a hand->

Serenitatis: -fell from the sky-

Bob: -and-

<-landed on my shoulder.>

Serenitatis: (as Jason) I then gave a girly scream and called for my mommy.

<I was so startled that I couldn't control my myself.>

Bob: They could make a very annoying rap song out of that.

<Spining in place I grabed the offending->

Serenitatis: -booby.

<arm and chucked it and the person attached to it over my shoulder. I guess those martial arts lessons do come in handy once in a while.>

Bob & Serenitatis: MARY-SUE!

<"Ouch meatball-head, what ever got into you?" Rei grumbled as she stood up in the freezing water. "Wah.....?">

Bob: Waaah!

<Not the most intelligent of answears but I wasn't exactly batting a thousand right now. Rei frowned at my non-answear and began to regard me in the most peculiar manner.
"Are you alright meatball-head? Why are you just standing in the middle of the park frezzing?">

Serenitatis: o_o

<"Rei I am most certainly not alright." I managed to get out before the consaquences of so many weird thing happening all at once slamed into me and I surendered to the grips of Morpheous.>

Bob: What the HELL?!

Serenitatis: "Morpheous"? Is that like some Greek god?

Bob: No, I think it's a type of drug.

Serenitatis: Ohhh… Its all making sense now…

<Authors Notes: It's been a while but I can explain.>

Bob: (as fic author) I was smoking crack when…

<My harddrive got wiped out and the lost the next chapters for The Sister and Ranma:The Immortal.>

Serenitatis: Please hold for HA!

<I figured I take a little break before I re-wrote them. This kinda came to me.>

Bob: …

Serenitatis: …

Bob: …well that SUCKED.

Serenitatis: That's putting it mildly.

Bob: Can I have what that author was smoking when he wrote that fic?

Serenitatis: No.

~Curtain closes~