Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ The Chinese Zodiacs ❯ Chapter eleven ( Chapter 11 )

Authouress' notes : Finally this fic come to the eleventh chapter!!!! Gomen for the late update!!! Umm, actually I don't have any ideas for this chapter… and I hope this thing down here can still amuse you… Well, I have uploaded it again… gah, I have mispelled a name, sorry. Ehh… really, ValarSpawn??? I have never played that game (Zelda)… I only have PS and PS2.

Tifa : Disclaimer!!!!!!!! Shura!!!!!!!

Shura : No way!

Tifa : Do it or I'll turn you into roast chicken!!

Shura : Be it.

Tifa : Really? [takes a flame thrower]

Shura : Uh-oh! Are you serious?

Tifa : What do you think? [grinning]

Shura : Err, this authoress owns nothing.

Tifa : Thanks.

Shura : Why have I acted like a coward? [sighs]

Chapter Eleven

So after leaving the monkey's temple, the bronzies go up and up to the tenth one. They run as quick as they can to reach the temple… On the ir way to it…

Seiya : … Guys?

Shun : What's wrong, Sei?

Seiya : Ano… I'm hungry.

Hyoga : Hmpf… haven't you already eaten enough food before we came here?

Seiya : But that's been several hours ago!

Shiryu : But Seiya? We have only spent four and half hours, and we've passed nine temples. Besides, how could you complain about this? You didn't complain at all when we fought these twelve temples in the anime!

Seiya : Well that was because… our Kurumada sensei gave us food at the end of each episode. So I didn't get hungry.

Ikki : Has he given you that?? Why didn't I have it too??

Seiya : Of course you got it! … Ah, wait a moment… I ate that. :3

All : WHAT??!!!!! [punch Seiya on the face]

Seiya : Oww!! What have I done??

All : ………… [running again and feeling really angry]

Seiya : I'm hungry… today I just ate five frying eggs, ten donuts, five hamburgers and five noodles. And I only drank ten glasses of milk

Ikki : Sei…

Seiya : Hm?

Ikki : SHUT UP!!! [yelling perfectly nearby Seiya's ear]

Seiya : Hey!!!!

Shun : We are here!!! [afraid that another fight will begin]

Well, after they arrive to the tenth temple…

Shiryu : Okay, now what??

Hyoga : A hen-house?? Oh, great!!

Ikki : Sei? Did you say you're hungry?

Seiya : Yeah!!

Ikki : We are going to make roasted chicken! [run in with Seiya]

Shun : Nii-chan!!!!! Seiya!!!

Hyoga : Roasted chicken?

Shiryu : Wait a moment… the tenth sign of the Chinese zodiac is the chicken…

Hyoga : Do you think what I think?

The three of them : [imagine Ikki and Seiya running and catching a 'chicken', who is Shura, and tying him and then setting fire on him…] GAH!!!! [stare at each other in horror, then sprint inside]

??? : ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyoga : Did you hear that?

Shun : …… Better go in fast!

After dashing in, they all see a totally different event. It should be Seiya and Ikki chasing the chicken, right? Yes, it is… wait a moment! I said yes?? I mean, no it's not. 'Cause what they see is a hundred chickens chasing Ikki and Seiya, yes… some very angry chicken.

Shun : Uhh... I think we don't have to worry about that.

Shiryu : Hmm, you are right.

Hyoga : Who is the guardian? O yeah, Shura, right?

Seiya : ARGH!!!! HELP!!!! [running around the temple]

Ikki : IT'S VERY SCARYING!!!! SHUN, HELP ME!!! [running while his hands protect his face from the chickens' beaks]

Shun : [sweatdrops]

Hyoga : Did my ears just hear Ikki crying for help??

Shiryu : [looking around, completely ignoring those two] Where is Shura?

Hyoga : Nevermind, let's just cross this temple.

Shura : Somebody asking about me? [comes out with... err... a big fat chicken costume... errr, sorry, cloth]

Hyoga : ……… A GIANT CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

Shun : …… I think if I ever see a cloth more stupid than this one, I'll quit.

Shura : Hey, no one laughed? Good!

Shiryu : Because this is an emergency. Shura, can you stop those chickens?

Shura : I can, but…

Shiryu : But what?

Shura : Uhh... TT

Shun : [looks at Seiya and his brother who are helpless against 100 or 200 chickens] Shura, can you? Please?

Shura : Errr, but... errr...

Hyoga : Errr... they will fall unconscious in no time...

Shura : Um...

Shun : Please??? [puppy eyes]

Shura : …… Fine…….. [walks away from the main hall, then comes back again with a radio-tape. Turns on the tape, and it begins to play a song]

Shun : [confused] What's that for?

Hyoga : … Is it that Princess Swan song?

Shiryu : For ballet??

Shura : … [okay, imagine this for yourself : Shura in the big fat chicken cloth… is dancing a ballet called "Princess Swan"…, but Shura dances really really gracefully, (has he previously met Hyoga?) so all of the chickens who are pecking and pecking Seiya and Ikki suddenly stop pecking them and begin to dance with Shura...]

Shun : ……… Okay, nice dance, Shura-san.

Shiryu : [speechless but claps his hands] …

Hyoga : Um… not very graceful but it's ok, I guess… [claps his hands]

Shun : [turns around and walks directly towards his nissan] … Are you all right, nissan?

Ikki : [coughing some feathers out of his mouth] I'm … [coughes some more feathers] fine… [coughes even more feathers]

Hyoga : Seiya?? Are you all right??? [yelling]

Seiya : ……

Shiryu : Has he fainted again?

Hyoga : … I think so.

Seiya : Whom saum em fumm? (Who said I've fainted?)

Hyoga : What did he said?

Seiya : Them arum som manm fem insem mu mum!! (There are so many feathers inside my mouth!!)

Shiryu : ??? Who knows?

Ikki : [coughes some more feathers] All right, [coughes more feathers] let's get out of here [coughes some more feathers] NOW!!!!!!!!! [because of his shout, all chickens stare sharply at him and Ikki, feeling their gaze, runs away and fast!]

Shun : Matee nissan??? [runs after him]

Shiryu : Hmm, I think he's got chickenphobia... uh... ja ne Shura, and thank you! [runs after them]

Seiya : Hum!!! Whum bum mum mumm?!! (Hey!!! What about my mouth?!!)

Hyoga : [grabs Seiya's collar and drags him out] Come on. Oh yeah, thanks Shura! Err... Seiya, you'd better spill out those feathers…

After they blah blah you know what happens next…

Tifa : Yo!!

Shura : … Girls!!!!!!!!!!! Peck that authoress!!!!!!!

Tifa : Huh? What? Hey, I haven't done anything!!!!!!! [being chased by… ano, 200 chickens]

Shura : Now I should take off this stupid cloth……hey!!!!!! [hindered by several gold saints, let's say Monkey and Tiger (the one with the red eyes)]

Aiolos : No, you shouldn't. Not until she has taken your pic and they have defeated the twelve saints and met Saori-sama.

Saga : Yeah, it is not fair that you run away!!

Shura : Grrr, no way!!!!!!!! You traitor!!!!!!!!

Milo : Hmm... [looks at Tifa who is being chased] I think it will take her some time to get rid of those chickens...

Shaka : Hmm... [moves fast and takes Tifa's camera] Well, let me do it anyway.

Mu : Well, smile Shura!

Shura : TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!

Sound of clicking…

To be continued


Authoress' notes : Gee, only 2 zodiacal signs left... should we finish all the fun here?

Camus & Aphrodite : Yes!!!!!!

Tifa : Oh, my... Well, review please. I should find some ideas for Camus, and fast!! O yeah! Thank you for the idea of Camus as a Siberian dog (some of my friends had already suggested that). I'll think about it. Thank you!!