Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ The Chinese Zodiacs ❯ Chapter thirdteen ( Chapter 13 )

Authoress' notes : Today, I want to say thank you to Vane-chan!!! She's a very good friend, she was the first one to encourage me to write a fanfic. If it wasn't for her, maybe I wouldn't have written this stupid thing, hehe! :D Million thanks, Vane-chan!!! And my friends from the forum Areiopagos - Saint Seiya: Anita, Lyre, Ita-chan and Nemui. They are all great authoresses!!! Thanks!! And my two brothers, hehehehe, thanks for the ideas bro!!! And of course, to all reviewers and all readers, thank you very much!!! Ah yeah, this is the last part of The Chinese Zodiac. Hope you'll enjoy the fic and maybe I'll see you all in the future. And thank you for spending your time reading my fic. Thanks, I love you all!!!

Tifa : …

Milo : What has happened?

Tifa : Nothing, I'm kinda sad for this fic will be over soon.

Milo : Well… I'm very happy that this fic will end soon!

Tifa : What??? How can you?! … Hah!! Don't worry, I'll have another idea to put you guys to the torture, mwahahaha!

Milo : This authoress is crazy!!! [runs away]

Tifa : Yoo-hoo!!! Oii!!! Piglet, come out here!!!!

Aphrodite : I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!

Tifa : Eck!!! Beforeyoudothatdisclaimer!!!

Aphrodite : Grrr… this authoress owns nothing!!! This belongs to Kurumada sensei!!! [searching for Tifa, but it's too late, she is already gone!!!] Gah!!! I hate her!!!!!

Final Chapter

Running scene… again…

Seiya : Hah!!! Finally the last one!!!

Shiryu : Yeah, now we can deal with whomever is behind this stupid fic.

Ikki : I'll kill them!!

Shun : Nii-chan, that means you'll have to kill Saori-sama.

Hyoga : I have had enough of this!!!

Shun : … Seems like everybody has already reached the highest level…

Shiryu : What level?

Seiya : We're here!!!

In front of them, a normal temple…

Seiya : [smirks] I thought this temple would become a wooden house.

Shiryu : Emm, with so much mud?

Ikki : And garbage?

Shun : Garbage?

Hyoga : Well… pigs eat garbage…

Shun : Ugh! [feels disgusted]… I'm going out of here…

Ikki : Wait!!! Don't you run, Shun!!

Hyoga : This thing will be over soon!!

Seiya : Yeah, don't run!!!

Shiryu : Come on!

Shun : GAH!!! NOT WITH THE GARBAGE!!!!!! I HATE THAT!

Ikki :-.-u Shun… come on, [drags Shun in]

Inside the temple… that is, the mud, there is a forest and a straw house.

Shun : … I think I know where this leads to…

Ikki : … Three little pigs?

Hyoga : Three??? There's only one Pisces saint, right?

Seiya : That sissy?

??? : I'm not a sissy!!! You… big bad wolf!!!

Shiryu : So… where are the villains?

Seiya : In three little pigs… we should make each house go down.

Shun : And the ending, that bad wolf could not destroy the third house, and he was 'cooked' almost dead…

Seiya : WHAT? HE'LL COOK US??

Aphrodite : That's right!!!

Suddenly… the floor under their feet opens…

Seiya : AEHHH!!!

Shun : AHH!!!

Ikki : WHAT THE??!!!!

Shiryu : EEEEEHH!

Hyoga : GGGGGAAAAAAAHHH!

All of them fall down, and after several seconds, SPLASH!!!!!!!

Shun : Gah! What is this?

Shiryu : We're in the water.

Hyoga : What's this?

Ikki : Hmm…

Seiya : Hey!! It's warm…

Shun : … [tastes the water] This water… is salty…

Hyoga : …… Have we reached the sea or something??

Shiryu : Ano… minna…

Ikki : … Why does the water taste like this?

Shiryu : I think I know why! [takes something from the water and… it's a carrot]

Shun : HA????

Hyoga : What's that?

Seiya : Yum, I think this tastes good!

Ikki : [punches Seiya's head] It is not time to eat!!!!!!!

Suddenly Aphrodite appears. He looks like a very big pig… with a big … spoon????

Aphrodite : Well!! Lunchtime!!

Ikki : Wait a moment!!!

Shun : The pigs didn't eat the wolf!!

Seiya : Are we the wolves???

Shiryu : … Maybe…

Hyoga : We are in a pot, right?

Aphrodite : Mwahahahahahaha! [stirs the water with the spoon] Lalala, must add some salt... no… it's too salty, pepper. That's right!! Then an onion…

Hyoga : I think he has gone insane…

Shun : … From the beautiful Pisces to the ugly pig…

Aphrodite : !!!!!!! Silence!!! How dares this Saori give me such a position?!!!! A PIG!!!!!!!!!!! PIG!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ikki : … Yeah, he's already extremely crazy.

Shiryu : It is not time to talk about junk!!! Come on, we have to get out of here!!!!!

Ikki : Why? This warm water pleased me.

Hyoga : It's hot!!!!!! Can we get out???

Seiya : Tastes good!! Yum…[swimming around the pot]

Shun : Yuck!!

Hyoga : That's it!!!!!!! Diamond Dust!!!!! [launches his attack]

Shun : WAIT!!!!!!!!!

After the water has frozen…

Hyoga : That's better!!

Shiryu : Ashoo!!!!!

Ikki : [can't talk…frozen like a human statue]

Seiya : Mumble mumble... [since Seiya was swimming before, he has been caught under the frozen water] Com yomm lemmm meee uuuuu? <Could you let me out?> [knocking the thick ice above him]

Aphrodite : Oh no!!!!!! My soup!!!!!!!! How dare you?!! Big wolf!!!

Shiryu : That's it!!!!! [looks at a big fork hanging from the ceiling, jumps out of the pot and takes it] Mwahaha, it's time to eat the pig!!!!!!!!

Aphrodite : Ow yeah!!! [takes a big knife that hung from the ceiling too] Come on, big wolf!!

Shiryu : On guard!!!

So… the battle begins… <Do you know the Three Musketeers? Yeah, just like that battle.> Meanwhile Shun tries to free his brother from his frozen statue condition.

Shun : Poor ni-chan… [tries to pull the ice statue]

Hyoga : [looks down at the thick ice] How are you doing down there, Seiya?

Seiya : [gives Hyoga an evil glare] Mumble mumble...

After several minutes fighting with all his might, Aphrodite swings the big knife and makes Shiryu's fork fly away. And the flying fork lands exactly in front of Hyoga.

Hyoga : ARGH!!! [looks at the fork]

Seiya : Serves you right!!

Aphrodite : Hah!!! Die!! [lifts his knife and gets ready to slice Shiryu]

Shiryu : Oh no!! [closes his eyes, but... nothing happens]

Aphrodite : [becomes an ice statue]

Shiryu : … I should thank you this time, Hyoga…

Hyoga : [shrugs] Come on, let's go.

As usual… this Tifa and her tortured saints appears.

Tifa : Well, a beautiful ice statue… [takes a pic]

Camus : … Now what?

Milo : Carve him out??

Tifa : Don't worry… wait a moment! Now you all just stand beside him.

Mu : WHAT?

Tifa : As I said earlier… I want you all in one pic!

Gold saints : [knowing it's no use to argue with Tifa… do as she says]

Tifa : Thank you! [takes a pic] Now this'll be over soon… just go upstairs and meet Saori… ah, before that... [uses a laser beam and breaks the statue] Bye bye!!! [dissapears]

Gold saints : …

Finally Seiya & co. reach Athena's temple…

Seiya : Saori-san?

Saori : Hm, well… only six hours, I see…

Shun : … [looks at Shion who is laying on the floor with just, say, three or four swollen parts on his head] What happened to him?

Saori : Nothing…

The gold saints appear…

Aphrodite : ASHOO!!!

Mu : … So, Saori-sama…

Milo : We are not wearing these things anymore, right?

Shaka : Athena…

Saori : [looks at their faces] Well… yes... I keep my promise.

Gold saints : YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! [some of them are even jumping around]

Shion : Ugh! [finally awake] What? [looks at Seiya, co. and his fellow gold saints] So.. it's over?

Saori : Well… yes. [nods] Wait a moment! On second thought… if the Chinese zodiac couldn't stop them, maybe another zodiac could… hm, and I won't be bored anymore… how about the Egyptian zodiac???

All : [look at Saori and…] That's it!!!

Shion : Does anyone have a box???

Milo : I have a rope!!

Mu : … I have a stamp!!!

Shaka : Here!!! Black garment!!! For her mouth!!!

Alderbaran : Red garment!!!

Camus : Can I turn her into an ice statue?

Aphrodite : ASHOO!!! YOU CAN!!!!!!!!

Shura : A box!!!

So all of them work together to tie Saori up, close her mouth and eyes!! They ignore the yelling and put her into a big box. Tie the box, stamp it with the words "TO TIMBUKTU" and…

THE END!!!!!!!!

Tifa : Well… that's it!!! I have finished my first multiple-chapter fic. Thank you for reading, and thank you for reviewing. Maybe I'll write again if I have another idea… Egyptian Zodiac??

Milo : NO!!!!!!!!!!

Tifa : Oh, hi Milo!

Milo : Just get out of here!!! Move on to another anime, like... umm... Tenipuri!!!

Tifa : Already have done it. -.-U

Milo : GAH!!!!!!

Tifa : Hm, another idea… should find another idea…

Meanwhile…

Saori : [inside the box] WHAT HAVE I DONE????????!!!!!!!!!