Authoress note : again!!!! Me again!!!! Hope you'll not bored because you see me again, no? ^^u What?? You bored??? Uh okay than don't read this. Ehh Milo??? Please read the disclaimer!!!

Milo : NO, I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME STUPID!!!

Tifa : o well next time you'll more suffer if you not read this.

Milo : uh-oh allright, She don't own this Saint Seiya thing. Saint Seiya belong to Masami Kurumada. Now you happy?

Tifa : thanks ^^

When Camus Got Insomnia

Tic… tac… tic… tac… tic… tac… klik… kuku… kuku… it's two o'clock… klik… tic … tac… tic… tac. It's two o'clock AM, it's really a quiet night, the weather is not so cold nor so hot, it's really a perfect night for sleeping.

Ugh, grmlll. Huh, what was that?

Camus : I CAN'T SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

Tifa as narrator : Uh, I think Camus had a hard time trying to get some sleep tonight... I mean, this morning.

Camus : YOU!!! Narrator!!! Shut up!!!! I'm trying to get some sleep!!!

Tifa : Uh, sorry, it is good to sleep… it is good to sleep *singing*

Camus : Shut up!!! (throws a pillow towards the narrator)

Tifa : Eck, geez! Ok, ok!

Camus : Just write it, ok!?? Some fans are already bored!!

Tifa : Geez, all right, all right!

Camus : Grmmll!!!!

Camus picks up his pillow and tries to sleep again, he lays down and moves his body to the left. Tic… tac… tic… tac…1 minute, 2, 3... Camus moves his body to the right side. Tic… tac… tic… tac… 4 minutes, 5, 6. Camus gets up from his bed, goes to the kichen, then grabs his mug (a gift from his beloved friend), gets some water, drinks it, then goes back to his room, sits down on the bed, lays down, closes his eyes again. Tic…tac…tic…

Camus : ARGHHHH!!!! This tictactictac thing makes me nervous, cut that out!!!!

Tifa : Sorry.

Camus : Enough!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should take a walk!

Tifa : At two???

Camus : DAA!!!! I am going to Milo's temple.

Tifa : But Milo -

Camus : Sleeping! I know! Who cares? I will wake him up!!!

Camus goes out in his pajama, then goes all the way down to Milo's temple. Yes, walking!

At Capricorn Temple

Shura : ZZzz... snore…huh? What the…(goes out of his room, then sees Camus) Hey, what are you doing in here??!!!!

Camus : Just passing by.

Shura : At two???

Camus : Shut up!!! You!! Go sleep again!!!!

Shura : Hah! You pass by and yell at me?!!

Camus : Mind your own business!!! (then walks away)

Shura : Eck!! Damn you!! Coming at two, yelling at me, then walking away!! *yawn* I'm sleepy... Ah, forget that, I'll fight him tomorrow.

Camus passes Capricorn Temple, then goes all the way to Sagittarius Temple.

At Sagittarius Temple

Aiolos : Zzz... huh?! Someone is coming!! (goes out from his room, then looks around his temple and finds Camus) What are you doing here, Camus!?

Camus : Just passing by.

Aiolos : At... err... two?? Where are you going?

Camus : Milo!

Aiolos : At two? To Milo? What for?! Sneaking into his room and doing something? I didn't know that you really were a ga… I mean, I've heard a gossip, but…

Camus : What???? Gossip?!! Nothing going on between us!! He is my best friend! Just like Shaka and Mu!!

Aiolos : Shaka and Mu are gay too??? My gosh!!!

Camus : DAAA!!!! It is of no use to talk to you.

Aiolos : *yawn* I understand that. Just kidding, Camus.

Camus : Good!

Aiolos : Eh!

Camus : What?!

Aiolos : Be gentle to Milo! *wink*

Camus : ARGH!!!! Go sleep, you damnit!

Aiolos : Gyahahahaha!!

Finally Camus gets himself in front of (err... no, the exit of) Scorpion Temple. He quickly runs to Milo's room, then slams the door, and then quickly pulls Milo.

Camus : MILOOOO!!!!!

Milo : ZZ... arghhh!! What? Huh? Where's the fire??? Huh? Camus!!! What the hell are you doing here????

Camus : I can't sleep!!!

Milo : HAAA!!!! Just because of that you are yelling at me? At two-thirty?????

Camus : Yes!!!

Milo : *yawn* So what do you want??? I'm sleepy!

Camus : Do you know a cure for insomnia???

Milo : *yawn* Well, yes...

Camus : Good! Tell me… Milo??

Milo : ZZZzzzz...

Camus : Hey!!!!

Milo : ZZzzz... the hell, you, Camus... sleep here!!! (hugs Camus and places the Aquarius Saint besides him)

Camus : … Ok. Maybe I should try to sleep here then. (closes his eyes)

Tic… tic… tic… tic… one minute has passed, 2, 3… tic… tic… tic… 7, 8, 9… tic... tic… tic...

Camus : ARGHHH!!!!!! Still can't sleep!!!!

Milo : Zzzz… pahhh! Damn you, Camus! All right, all right!

Milo gets out of his room, then goes to the kicthen. Several minutes later he comes back with a glass in his hand.

Milo : Here *yawn*

Camus : What is that?

Milo : It's hot chocolate milk, drink it. Maybe you will feel a lot better.

Camus : … Can I add some ice cubes?

Milo : What?! Ice cubes??? Have you lost your mind? Hot milk can prevent insomnia, and you wanna add some ice cubes? My gosh, for Athena!

Camus : …… Uh, well, it is too hot...

Milo : All right, geez! (goes to the kicthen, picks some ice cubes, goes back to his room) Here.

Camus : Thank you.

Milo : *yawn* Are you gonna sleep here?

Camus : I think I am.

Milo : Suit yourself. Zzzzzz...

After drinking his cold milk, Camus lays down besides Milo, then closes his eyes.

Camus : ……….. Milo…

Milo : Zzzzzzzz...

Camus : MILOO!!! STILL CAN'T SLEEP!!!!

Milo : Eckk!!! @#$%^&*… Ok, ok, I give up. Maybe Shaka can think of another way to cure your insomnia.

Camus : Are you sure?

Without a word, Milo grabs Camus's hand, then teleports to Shaka's temple... errr... no, Shaka's room!!!

Shaka : ZZzzzzzz… hem??? What are you two doing here???

Milo : This *yawn* insomnia guy made me got a headache!

Shaka : Huh? Camus got insomnia?

Milo : Yeah, can you use your method? So I can sleep peacefully tonight. (I suppose this morning?)

Shaka : Hmm... ok, maybe I can. There's… Zzzzz...

Milo : Shaka??!!!!

Camus : … If you sleep, who is going to help me with this insomnia!?

Shaka : Eh, sorry … Zzzzz...

Camus : Shaka?!!!!!!

Shaka : All right, hmm... we can use yoga.

Camus : Hyoga?

Shaka : YOGA, NOT HYOGA!!!! Here, put your leg like this, on the back of your head, then …

Camus : Like that? No way! It looks idiotic!

Shaka : …

Milo : Shaka???

Shaka : … Milo, could you do me a favour?

Milo : Huh?!!

Shaka : Please, put my leg into the normal position!

Milo : HAH!!!

Shaka : It has been 4 years since last time I did yoga, so my legs stucked.

Milo and Camus : Eck!!! (Fall down. Then, after "ouch" and "ouch", finally they manage to release Shaka's legs into the normal position)

Milo : There's any other way to cure insomnia, Shaka?

Shaka : I know meditation! Here. Camus, sit like this.

Camus : Ok.

Shaka : Hey, you too!

Milo : What? Me? What for? I wanna sleep on my bed!

Shaka : Just do IT!!!!

Milo : Pah!

Shaka : Good! Now listen to my instructions: take a long breath, hold it for several seconds… let it out, ok, like that, in, hold, out, in, hold… Zzzzz

Milo : Zzzz...

Camus : ……….

Tifa : Sstttt! *whisper* I think the meditation worked! Well, they're sleeping peacefully and so… I have to end this f…

Camus : STILL CAN'T SLEEP!!!!!

Tifa : Oh, my big mouth!

Camus : Guys, it's not working!

Milo : Z… grmlll… not working, Shaka.

Shaka : @#$%^&* !!

Milo : Shaka?!! Wow! I didn't know that you could use such words!

Shaka : I give up!

Camus : So?

Shaka : Maybe Mu has an idea to cure your insomnia!

Milo : Great, one more victim caused by Camus' insomnia!

Then quickly Shaka and Milo grab Camus' hands and teleport to Aries Temp… I mean, Mu's room.

Shaka and Milo : MU! WAKE UP!!!!!

Mu : Zzz… argh!!! Huh!!!! What the…!!! What are you guys doing here???!!!

Shaka : CauseofCamus!!!!

Milo : Yeah,hegotinsomnia!!!

Shaka : Wetriedtocurehim!!!!

Milo : Butitdidn'twork!!!!

Shaka : ItriedYoga(and stucked)thenmeditation,butdidn'twork!!!!

Milo : AndItriedhotmilkbuthewantedtocolditsoitdid'twork!!!!

Mu : Stop talking like that, I can't undestand any single words!!!!! You guys talk too quick!!!

Then, once again Shaka and Milo explain what they were talking about up there, but a little slowlier.

Mu : I see, so you got insomnia!

Camus : For the fifth time: YES!!!!

Mu : …Why don't you try a traditional cure?

Milo : Like?...

Mu : Uh…counting sheeps?

Shaka : Well, it is worth a try.

Mu : So Camus, lay on this big sofa and imagine a fence, then a sheep jumping over it. Ready?

Camus : Ok, 1... 2... 3... 4...

5 minutes later.

Camus : 102... 103... 104...

Milo : Zzzz...

Shaka : Zzzz...

Mu : *yawn*

10 minutes later.

Camus : 654... 655... 656... 657... 1000...

Milo : Zzzz...

Shaka : Zzzz...

Mu : Zzzz...

Camus : ……Still can't SLEEEPPPPPP!!!

Milo : Z... PAH!!!

Shaka : Z… @@$##$%#$!

Mu : Z… mumble... mumble...

Camus : SO?!!

Mu : Bah, forget about that sheep!

Shaka : Maybe I should punch him until he goes uncounscious.

Milo : NO!!!!

Mu : Camus, imagine this: close your eyes...

Camus : Ok.

Mu : Ok, you are in Siberia, a cold weather there, snow starts falling, one snowflake, two, three, four, five...

Camus : …

Milo : Camus??

Shaka : Ssttt!

Camus : … Zzzzz...

Milo : *whispers* Ah, finally he's sleeping!

Shaka : *whispers* I guess he will sleep here, Mu?

Mu : *whispers* … I guess...

Milo : I'll go get his pillow and blanket *still whispering*

Shaka : …Maybe I should sleep here too then *still whispering*

Mu : WHATT!!!

Milo : SStttttt !

Camus : Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Milo : ……… Me too, I guess *whispers*

Mu : But…… ah, whatever!

Then Milo and Shaka teleport to their temples , then Milo teleports to Aquarius Temple, gets a pillow and a blanket, then goes back to Mu's room. He places the blanket on Camus's body, then he sleeps besides Camus on that big sofa of Mu, while Shaka lays himself besides Mu's bed.

Several minutes later...

Milo : ZZZzzzzz...

Camus : ZZZzzzz...

Shaka : ZZzzzzz...

Mu : … Grmll… ugh… Damnit! Now it is my turn: got insomnia!!!!

Tifa : Gyahahahaha!!! Hope you all enjoy this fic, see ya!

OWARI

Authoress note : HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE FIC, OH YEAH PLEASE R & R AND PLEASE NO FLAME IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.