Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ The Talk. ❯ The Talk. ( Chapter 1 )

Document Opened: 12/01/2006. 01:18am.
Authors Note:
Inspired by seeing and reading some of these types of humor fics.
But dammit there funny.
This is most definitely short. Pre-Journey, No pairings.
I have some other Saiyuki fics already in the making but this is the first one to be posted.*-_-*.
Hope you enjoy, It's my first attempt at this type of humor.^_^.
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Goku was on his way to see Sanzo and ask him the question.
////Earlier

He was looking for something to do and Sanzo told him to go do something until later and so here he was now.
Walking down one of the halls he heard something and stopped to listen in.
"Alright as monks we must uphold the rules and traditions".

"I know that."
The young monk sounded like he had no real desire to be there.

"Then why on this earth where you caught making out
with that girl!"

"But.."
From what Goku could he was trying to come up with an excuse for something.

"But nothing! Must we give all the young monks talks about celibacy and sex"
The older one shook his head with annoyance and disappointment.

Goku carefully got away from this part of the temple.
'Hmm. Maybe Sanzo can tell me what they were talking about.'
He set off to find Sanzo.

'Well it is later and he didn't tell me how much later yeah.'
With that thought in mind he set off for Sanzo's room.
////Present



Well here he was albeit a bit nervous but he knocked anyway.
*Knock Knock*

"Who's there?"

"It's me."

"Me who."
hard to resist that.

"It's Goku, Can I come in?"

"What do you want?"
'Better not be in trouble again'.

"I have something to ask you and it might be important."

"Fine come in."
He wanted this over with since it would more than likely be what time dinner was.
He took a quick puff of his cigarette.

Goku carefully came in and sat on Sanzo's bed.
He started fidgeting his fingers and Sanzo looked right at him.
"Well?"

"Umm I wanted to ask...."

"Just spit it out already."

He turned to look straight into Sanzo's face who was looking a tad impatient.
"I wanted to know what sex is?"

Sanzo had been expecting a number of different questions mostly involving food but this, It made him drop his cigarette out of his mouth. He quickly stomped it out though.

"Well?"
Goku proceeded to look at him with those curious gold eyes of his.

"Well nothing it's something that you should never do until your hair is gray and your old. Or just never do it."
He proceeded to light another cigarette to replace the one he did not get to properly finish.

"Huh?"

"You'll get it when your older and is that all you
wanted to ask me?"
He glanced at the boy.

Goku looked down.
"Umm yeah."

"Well then go find something else to do and don't bother me again until dinner."

"Okay Sanzo, See ya later."
He proceeded to run out of the room and down one of the halls.

Sanzo proceeded to get back to work and silently cursed the fact that he was going to ave to possibly talk to some of the monks around here later.
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Authors Note:
Not as funny as I had hoped if at all.
Possible sequel or companion to it.
Again with no pairings, This is the Goku with long hair err
chibi-Goku.
Ch, Happy Holidays people!

Finished, 12/01/2006. 01:56am.