SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ I Hate My Name! ❯ "My Name Is Chris" ( Chapter 1 )

Hello guys! I just thought that I would put up a humorous fic this time; just to lighten the world up a bit. ^_^ This is the first time that I've done a fic in script form so bear with me.

 

Sazabi: I thought that you had another fic called `A New Allie? Or Future Villain?' that's still in the progress of being typed up.

 

Me: Of course! It's just that I'm having a slight…um…writers block. ^ ^;

 

Sazabi: You and your god forsaken writer's blocks! ><+

 

Me: I'm sorry, it's just soo hard! ;_; But no worries, don't think that I've forgotten about that fic. I'll have a new and exciting chapter up really soon. I promise. ^_~

 

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the original S.D.Gundam Force characters. The new character in this fic is mine. But sadly my other character, Chaos Cammerce, isn't going to be in this fic. Sorry Chaos! ^..^

 

Chaos: …I think I've just been put on the back burner…T_T0

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I Hate My Name!

Chp.1 `My Name is Chris'

 

*Shute's Backyard*

 

Shute: *runs out of house excitedly* Hey guys guess what?

 

C,Z,B: What?

 

Shute: My cousin's stoppin by for a visit! :D

 

Zero: Wow, you sound really excited. O_o

 

Shute: I am. I haven't seen him in two years.

 

Baku: Wait, wait, wait, you have a cousin? O.O?

 

Shute: Yup. His name is Zeth. ^_^

 

Captain: Why haven't you seen him in two years?

 

Shute: He lives in one of Neotopia's neighboring cities. I pretty sure it's called Ceotopia something like that. 9.9

 

Captain: *eyes show `happy' screen* I can't wait to become acquainted with him Shute. ^_^

Zero: I myself am excited to meet this boy as well. v_v

 

Baku: Yes, I'm sure he'll make an excellent addition to my `collection' of friends.

 

S, C, Z: *sweat drop* O_o0

 

Zero: So we're no more than a `collection' now huh? T_T

 

Baku: *suddenly realized what he just said* Oops, sorry ^_^;

 

Shute: *scratches his head* Well besides that little strange comment, I'm sure Zeth will fell very welcome here. Thanks a bunch guys.

 

??: Shute!

 

S,C,Z,B: *turns around to see a small, blonde haired boy standing a few feet away from them*

 

Shute: *runs over to the boy* Zeth! Wow, you grew so much that I barely recognized you! :D

 

Zeth: You changed quit a bit as well Shute. ^_^

 

Captain: So Zeth how-

 

Zeth: Don't call me `Zeth' anymore, I hate that name! Just call me Chris. ^..^

 

Captain: So…uh…Chris, how old are you anyways?

 

Zeth: I'm ten.

 

Zero: *leans over and whispers to Baku* I think there's something wrong with this boy. 6.6

 

Baku: *whispers back to Zero* Maybe he's broken. O_o

 

Zero: Can humans even get `broken'? O.o?

 

Zeth: *points at them* I heard that you two! And just for your information I am not broken and no humans can't `get broken'! T_T+

 

Zero: Sorry boy, it's just that I've never met anyone who's wanted to change their name to `Chris'.

 

Zeth: Oh so now you're calling me weird?! T__T+

 

Zero: *waves his hands in front of himself* No, not at all. O__O0

 

Zeth: Why can't anyone except the fact that I want to be called `Chris'?! >:l

 

Captain: Zeth, please calm down. x_x;

 

Zeth: *runs into forest* MY NAME IS CHRIS!!! ><+

 

Shute: Chris, come back! *glares at Zero and Baku evilly*…Wow, great first impression you two. T_T0

 

Zero, Baku: I guess we've got some apologizing to do later. -.-0

 

Shute: Well that's if we can find him first…Oh man, how am I going to explain this to may aunt? We have to look for him NOW! x.x

 

Captain: *head piece begins to blink* Sorry Shute, that may have to wait. A Dark Axis gate has opened in Sector 10.

 

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*The Park*

 

Zeth: *looks down at the ground as he walks* Why can't anyone except the fact that I don't like the name `Troy'? God, sometimes it fell so- umph. *bumps into someone*

 

Zapper: Hey! *spins around and looks down at Zeth* Watch where you're walkin' you dirty little organic!*picks Zeth up by the front of the shirt and pointes a machine gun at his face* >:(

 

Grappler: *walks up next to Zapper* Zapper what are you doing? T_T?

 

Zapper: This moron bumped right into me!

 

Grappler: *rips gun out of Zapper's hand* Yeah, but that doesn't give you the right to kill him. We're conquerors, not murderers.

 

Zeth: Put me down you cyclops! ><+

 

Grappler: *pokes him in the chest with his claw* Not until you tell us your name human!

 

Zeth: My name is Chris. ^_^

 

Destroyer: *runs up to Zapper and Grappler* Chris…that's a fun name! :D

 

Zeth: That's what I was trying to tell Shute and those stupid gundams butno! They just pointed at me and said I was weird! >:P

 

Zz, Gg, Dd: You know the Gundam Force? O_o?

 

Zeth: I don't know about the Gundam Force, but my cousin is friends with three gundams. God I hate them! They gave me no respect!

 

Grappler: Really? *signals Zapper to put Zeth down* Do tell.

 

Zeth: To be totally honest my real name isn't `Chris'…it's `Zeth'. They made fun of me so I ran off. :(

 

Zapper: What?! You're stu-ouch! >< *rubs the back of his head because Grappler smacked him*

 

Grappler: Well listen Chris; we're here on a `secret mission'.

 

Zeth: *eyes grow big* Really? O_O?

 

Grappler: Yup. The Gundam Force are really evil conquerors from another world, and we're here to stop them.

 

Zeth: No way! O__O

 

Grappler: *smirks evilly* Way. So if you have any useful information about like…I don't know…their weaknesses or anything like that, it would be helpful for our mission. >:)

 

Zeth: Well…I don't know much about them yet. By the way, who are you guys?

 

Zapper: I'm Lord Zapper Zaku.

 

Grappler: I'm Lord Grappler Gouf…*coughs* Zappersanidiot.

 

Zapper: Hey! Don't think that I didn't hear tha- *gets shoved aside by Destroyer*

 

Destroyer: And me Lord Destroyer Dom! :D

 

Zeth: You three don't get along very at all do you? O.o?

 

Zapper: *points to Zeth* That is none of your business! Grappler, we don't need this little human's help to-

 

BANG

 

Z, Zz, Gg, Dd: *turns around to see the Gundam Force and Shute*

Captain: Halt! I've been granted special dis-

 

Zapper: *rolls his eye* `Dispensation to use firearms to prevent the invasion of Neotopia, yada, yada, yada, drop your weapons and surrender.' We've heard that a billion times already and it's getting old! T_T+

 

Grappler: Oh shut it Zipper!

 

Zapper: Stop calling me `Zipper'! >_<+

 

Baku: *whispers to his comrades* You know, if we wait long enough they might kill each other and we won't have to do anything. ^_~

 

Shute: *just notices Zeth hidden amongst the evil trio* Zeth, what are you doing next to them they're dangerous?!

 

Zeth: Stop calling me `Zeth'! Anyways, they're the only ones who've respected me on this visit so far!

 

Destroyer:…Yeah stop calling him `Zeth'! >:O

 

Everyone: That comment was a little…delayed. -_-0

 

Zero: Ze-, I mean Chris, those three are here to take over Neotopia and enslave man kind.

 

Baku: Chris they don't care about you. All they care about is themselves.

 

Zeth: No you're lying! *points to the Dark Axis trio* They're the good guys and you three are invaders you selfish pigs!

 

Zero: *on the verge of crying* I can't believe that he just called me a swine. ;_;

 

Baku: That little, terrible boy…Well, at least pigs taste good! ^_^

 

Captain: *points to the trio* What kind of stories have you been filling his head with? O_o?

 

Grappler: *pointed back with his claw (yay, pointing contest!) Shut your hole dirt bag! Don't listen to them Chris. So who are you going to believe, them or us? >:)

 

Shute: Don't listen to them! Th-

 

Zapper: Oh would you just shut up you annoying little flea magnet! ><+ *begins firing gun at Shute*

 

Captain: *snatches and saves Shute right on time* Are you alright Shute?

 

Shute: A little shaky, but I'm fine. Thanks.

 

Zeth: *looks at Zapper with terror* W-what were you doing? O__o?

 

Zapper: I was…uh…*scratches head* oops. ^ ^;

 

Grappler: Ahhh! *tackles Zapper to the ground and pointes his claw at his comrades face* Yeah what were you doing you dolt?! We would've finally gotten some inside information on the Gundam Force and you screwed it up! ><+

 

Destroyer: So Chris wasn't going to be our friend? :(

 

Grappler: No you idiot!

 

Zeth: *runs over to the gundams* Ahhh, protect me! Hide me! PLEASE! ;__;

*begins crying as he runs behind Zero*

 

Baku: Oh those three villains are going to pay!

 

Zz, Gg, Dd: *arguing too much to notice the gundams performing their `Triple Attack'*

 

Grappler: Hey, what's that weird sound? *turns around to see the `Triple Attack' coming right for him*

 

Zapper: Oh geez! O___O0

 

Destroyer: Uh oh! O.O

 

Grappler: I hate my life! T__T0

 

Zz, Gg, Dd: *gets hit by the attack and thrown through the newly opened Zakorello Gate*

 

Zeth: Oh Shute! *hugs him* I'm sooo sorry, I shouldn't of ran off! ;_;

 

Shute: Uh, it's o.k. Chris. ^_^0

 

Zero: Chris…well…I'm sorry for talking about you in that sort of manner. There was no excuse for it. v_v

 

Baku: *rubs the back of his head* Same for me as well. I probably shouldn't have called you `broken'. 9_90

 

Zeth: Awww, thanks guys. And you don't have to call me `Chris' anymore.

 

Baku: Isn't that the whole reason why you got in this big mess with the Dark Axis? O_O?

 

Zero: No, it was that stupid `broken' comment that started this whole ordeal Bakunetsumaru. T_T0

 

Baku: Hey, you took part in it too! ><+

 

Captain: *waves his hand to quiet down his comrades* So does this mean that you willing to except the fact the you name is `Zeth' and not `Chris'? ^_^

 

Zeth: Nope. Now I want to be called… `Bob'. v_v

 

Shute: *on the verge of choking his cousin* SHUT UP!!! >__<+

 

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Finally (falls out of chair) done! I hope you guys enjoyed this at least a little bit. As you can tell I have a strange sense of humor. ^_~ Wanna here the inspiration for Zeth (like you have a choice anyways )>:) I based Zeth off of my real ten year old brother named Troy. And as a matter of fact, Troy at point in his life did want to be called `Chris' instead of his real name. My mama and I were having a flash back a few months ago and we had a looong conversation on how funny `Chris' was. So why not make that event into a fic?

 

But please leave me reviews on how you thought this was, and if I should even continue `I Hate My Name!' And just like I mentioned earlier, I will be posting a brand spakin' new chapter of `A New Allie? Or Future Villain?' very, very soon so hang in there. ^_~

 

TTFN, ta, ta, for now!