SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ I Hate My Name! ❯ A Bet! ( Chapter 13 )

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By: Zero101

I just got back from work, and to quote a friend of mine, `am I ever exhausted'!

Grappler: Hey, that was my line from when we met the GunDivers and I am not your friend you- *rock is thrown at him* Ouch! >_O

Anyways, I work at the stables where I ride at, my job basically is to help the instructor, care for the horses before and after lessons, and help to train the riders. It was in the high nineties and one girl for the riding camp was too lazy to do anything! >:l

Chief Haro: *gives me a pat on the back* Maybe if you relaxed you would feel better. v_v

Me: HOW. CAN. I RELAX?! ><++++

Chief Haro: …Whoa. O__o0

DISCLAIMER: I own Chaos and Zeth, other wise Bandai owns everyone else. But if I did own everyone boy would we have a lot of `fun'. >:)

Everyone: Oh dear. o_o0

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I Hate My Name!

Chp.13: The Neotopian Chain Saw Massacre!

In Shute's Living Room- 8:00 p.m.

Shute: *stands triumphantly over a perfect setting of sleeping bags and bean bags* Well I think it's finally all set! :)

Captain: *walks in the room with three bowls of chips* Yes, I agree. 6_6

Baku: *throws bags of candy and such on the table in the middle of the room* I must admit this is pretty exciting, I've never been to a sleep over before. ^-^

Zero: I never knew such a thing existed. :l

Keicko: *walks in the room and hands Shute three D.V.D cases* Here's those movies that you needed Shute, now are you sure that they aren't going to scare you too much?

Shute: I think we'll be fine mom, but thanks! ^_^

Keicko: *pointes at the Darks Axis trio* Now who are those guys again? o_o

Shute: Oh- um- they are…*looks around the room a bit* Chaos's relatives!

Chaos: *pop spurts out of her mouth piece* Oh, you've got to be kidding me! T_T0

Keicko: And who's who?

Shute: *pointes to Zapper and Destroyer* Those two are her uncles, *pointes to Grappler* and he's- um- her dad? 9_9

Grappler and Chaos: What?! >:O

Keicko: *walks over to Grappler* Oh, so you're her father, I would've never guessed because she looks nothing like you. ^_^

Grappler: *grids his teeth* She takes after her mother. T___T+

Keicko: Well Shute, you're father and I are off. We're taking Nana to spend the night over Aunt Roses' house.

Zeth: Bye Aunt Keicko, say high to mom for me! :D

*Keicko leaves the room*

Grappler and Chaos: *start yelling at Shute* What were you thinking?! ><+

Shute: I- I didn't know what to do, I was kinda put on the spot. What was I going to do, tell her that they were evil invaders from a different dimension? O__O0

Rele: Good point. v.v

Captain: Well, as long as you don't have to make up any more lies like that I think we're going to be o.k. -.-0

Keicko: *own her way out the door with Mark and Nana* Oh before I go, where are they from? ^-^

Shute: Germany! Now would you please go, I think Aunt Rose is expecting you at a certain time? T_T”

Keicko: Oh alright, later honey! :)

Dark Axis trio and Chaos: ….. T____T++++

Shute: *nervous* Ha,ha, um…Ready to see a movie now? ^^; *holds up Amityville Horror*

Zeth: Yeah! :D

Zapper: *sits on the couch and puts his hands behind his head* Better clear up your schedule for the next few days kid, `cause I'm going to keep you very busy. >:)

Baku: *looks to Zero* I wonder who will win… 9_9

Zero: Hmmm, that is a tough call. But my feelings are leaning towards Master Zeth.

Captain: Why would you say that? :l

Zero: He snowboarded off a roof with a smile on his face, that's a gusty thing to do. =__=0

Grappler: But Zapper has been in countless battles and wars. He's conquered countless dimensions, countries, and he's looked death right in the face dozens of times. I doubt that a scary movie is going to shake him. 7_7

Chaos: So you're actually rooting for him for once. o_o?

Grappler: Maybe, although it would be nice to see the crap get spooked out of him. 9_9

Shute: So you guys ready! :D

Everyone: Yeah! XD

Shute: *Puts the disc into the D.V.D player* And here we go! :O

9:30 p.m.

Zeth: *sitting right in front of the t.v.* Wow, this is awesome! ^_^

Chaos: *sitting next to him* I know, the blood is so real! :)

Zero: I don't know why you two find that so amusing. -_-0

*Blood spurts out of a guy and he screams*

Destroyer: *laughs and pointes at the screen* Ha, ha, punch! ^-^

Baku: That-that's disgusting! O_o

Grappler: Uck, there's nothing more vile than organic blood *looks over to Zapper* How you doin'?

Zapper: *a disturbed look on his face* Yeah, I'm fine. O_O

Zeth: *teasing him* Are you sure? You look sick to me! >:D

Zapper: It's all the blood, it's disgusting! ><

Rele: *puts a pillow in front of her face* I must agree, I don't know how much longer I can watch this! :p

Shute: Don't worry guys, this movie is almost over. And just to remind you, this was only a warm up. -_-0

Everyone: Eeep. O_O000

11:00 p.m.

Shute: *looks over to Zapper* Um, is he going to be o.k.?

*Grappler looks next to him and sees his comrade leaning back in the cushions, clutching the upholstery*

Grappler: He'll be fine- I think. 9_9

Chaos: *grins evilly* We'll see how fine he is after the last movie. >:)

Captain: This movie is more frightening than I thought. What is it called again?

Zero: `House of a Thousand Ghost's' I think. 6_6

1:00 a.m.

Baku: Thank goodness that this is the last movie! ><

Grappler: I was pretty sure that I would not be able to make it through another one. 7_7

*The `Texas Chain Saw Massacre' guy saws someone in half and they scream*

Zeth: *pointing and laughing at the screen* Ha, ha, ha, what a dork! >:D

Chaos: *pumps her arms and cheers* Bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed! XD

Baku: Wha-what is wrong with you two?! O___O

Chaos and Zeth: *take a sip of Mountain Dew* SUGAR!!! >:D

Captain: I'm not surprised that they are acting like this, they did have about ten cans of soda. v.v

Chaos: *gets up and runs out of the room* Yeee haw! :D

Shute: Where the heck is she going? -_-0

Rele: Who knows, now if you don't mind I would like to finish the movie.

Zero: *turns his head* How are you doing Zapper? ^-^

Zapper: *shaking and his drink spilling every where* Too-much-blood…And-and the screaming- and the blood… @__@

Destroyer: *concerned about Zapper's well being and gives him a hug*

Zapper: *pushes him away* What-what the heck are you doing you metal moron?! T__T+

Captain: I think that he was concerned about you. 9_9

Zapper: Well he doesn't need to be! >3<+

Zeth: *teases him* I don't know Zapper, it looked like you were enjoying that hug to me. >:)

Zapper: *throws a bowl full of Cheetos at him* Would you knock it off you big mouthed-

VROOM VROOM

???: AHHHHHH! :O

Grappler: *freaked out* What the heck was that?! 0__0

Zero: I don't know, but that scream sounded like Chaos! O_O

Shute: *begins shaking* You don't think- ;__;

* all of a sudden, a dark figure bursts into the room, wielding a chain saw and wearing an old-fashioned hockey goalie mask. Then there is a bright flash*

Grappler and Zero: *huddle together and on the verge of crying* Don't kill us!!! ;____;

Destroyer: *suffocates Rele, Shute, and Zeth* Ahhhhhh! 0___0!

Baku: *looks around and spots Captain* Aww what the heck… -_-0 *he suddenly grabs Captain and huggles him* It was nice knowing you buddy! ><

Zapper: Holy frick! *tries to climb over the couch backwards, but ends up flipping over it and landing on the back of his neck. He also spills his drink in the process* Ouch! >_O

*the chain saw stops revving*

Chaos: *pulls off goalie mask and drops the chain saw* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! XD

Shute: *slips out of Dom's arms* Cha-Chaos?! O___o?

Grappler and Zero: *look at each other and suddenly push each other away* Ewwww! >_<

Baku: *lets go of Captain* That-that was mean! ;____;

Chaos: Yes, I know. But this little skit determined the winner of Zapper and Zeth's bet! ^-^ *she pulls out a digital camera and flips through some pictures* Ah ha!

Everyone: `Ah ha' what? o_o?

Chaos: *shows them the camera, and it shows Zapper screaming his head off and Zeth looking emotionless* Zapper looked like he was going to crap himself! So Zeth won the bet! v_v

Zapper: *on the verge of exploding* What?! But I said `who ever wets themselves first' you dip stick! ><+++

Chaos: Technically you can't wet yourself Zapper… 7_7

Zapper: *to himself* Darn it! T_T

Chaos: And anyways, if that was the guideline for the bet then Zeth still won.

Zapper: Why?!

Chaos: *pointes to his armor, which is drenched in pop* You are wet… 9_9

Zeth: *looks at Zapper evilly* I hope you've cleared your schedule lackey! >:D

Zapper:…Crap. T___T0

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Poor Zappy, caught in a loop hole. -.-0 Oh well, it happens to us eventually, he was just due for another one. Well, tell me how this was. Was it good, bad, stupid? Please tell me because all of your reviews are very helpful! :D

Zapper: *leans over to Captain* What did she call me? 7_70

P.S.- There's a new chapter of `SHOCK: Continued' is up! And I'll be gone camping for about eight days so an update for `Unable To Love' may take a while…Sorry! ^^;

T, T, F, N, ta, ta, for now! ^_~