SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ SHOCK: Continued ❯ It's fun to stay at the SDGF! ( Chapter 10 )

The Gundivers are singing YMCA. Okay, then… (@_@)

 

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Neko hopped onstage. “Hey, all, and welcome back to SHOCK. Today we have a famous group of seven brothers who, in my opinion, should have gotten more airtime. Or would it be sea-time? Hmm… Anyway, allow me to introduce the Aquatic Wonders, the many, the only… GUNDIVERS!”

 

Neko ran offstage as a very familiar tambourine beat came on over the speakers. After a few seconds, seven spotlights came down to reveal the Gundivers in… Village People costumes. One was wearing a Native American costume, Two was wearing a G.I. costume, Three was wearing a construction worker outfit, Four was wearing a cop costume, Five was wearing a cowboy outfit, Six was wearing a biker jacket, and Seven was wearing his normal armor (someone's gotta represent the mechas).

 

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town,
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

The crowd tensed, and then started dancing.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...

The screen started showing psycadellic swirls as spotlights illuminated the crowd.

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y-M-C-A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

The crowd began to sing along.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Captain was surrounded by a small crowd who was chanting his name as he danced.

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

Guneagle hip-checked Captain out of the center of the crowd and started to go freestyle.

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the Y-M-C-A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Shute blasted Guneagle out of the crowd with a rocket launcher and jumped in his place.

Y-M-C-A... you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Gundiver 7 shrugged, leapt into the crowd, shoved Shute out of the way and took his place.

Y-M-C-A... you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-M-C-A... just go to the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

 

The crowd screamed with approval as all seven Gundivers bowed and left.

 

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