SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ The girl hunt ends here ( Chapter 30 )

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Strawberry-flavored Hippi Muffin Man (SM): "So, where did the little peace-lovin followers go?"
Chocolate Muffin Man (CM): "Yo man, don't look at me sucka!"
Captain comes up to CM and SM dragging along Zero and Shute.
Z: *sneezes and rips dress Captain forced him in* "Gah..."
C: "Damn it! That took me an hour to shuve him in that dress!"
Z: "You so deserved that Captain..." *sneezes*
SM: "Ah! There they are."
CM: "Yo, I don't do blue man!" *kicks Captain, Zero, and the still unconscious Shute out*
C: *looks at Kiba who was waiting outside for them* "Shit! Now where are we going to get a girl?!" Suddenly a giant blazing fire ball falls down from the sky and crashes into the ground.
T: *burnt to a crisp* "Hahahahaha...I...have...hope..."
Z: *covers ears* "I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!"
K: *still drinking furry-foot mammoth pee* *burp*
Grappler, Zapper, and Destroyer come up to them in the Kamusai.
Za: "There you are Kiba! The commander's been looking all over for you!"
K: "I'll do it later!" *continues to drink*
Gr: *shifty eyes* <.< -- >.>
D: "Daaaaa..."
C: "Hey! I'm so frusterated that we can't find a girl, but now I can kick your asses for the hell of it!"
Za: "Why are we your personal punching bags?!"
C: "Cuz your evil."
Za: "You rascist bastard!"
T: "Yes...yes...GIVE ME LOVE!" *clinging to Zero's leg*
Z: "Fuck OFF perv!!"
Gr: "You wanna girl?!?" *hands Captain Strawberry Shortcake (SS's name is Polly)* "Take her! For mercy's sake-PLEASE KEEP HER!"
Polly (P): "Hey!" >:(
C: "Can I still beat you up?"
Gr: "ANYTHING! Just keep her away from me!"
P: "Grappler, I'm telling mom you tried to sell me away!"
Gr: "I DON'T CARE-GOING AWAY TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE NOW!!" *hops back on Kamusai and flies away*
S: *wakes up in time to see that* "...What the fuck was that about?"
P: *pouts* "Does anyone want to go flower picking with me, since my BROTHER decided to dump me with you people...?"
S: O.o? "Your Grappler's SISTER!?"
P: "Yup."C: "But you're human?"
P: "Yup."
S: "...We'll just drop the conversation here."
D: *wanders off*
P: "Yup."
T: " Make love- lots of love- love to everybody- love is good!"
Z: "No sex for you!" XP
T: "Why not?"
Z: "Because I say so!"
T: "Why not?"
Z: "Go spork yourself!"
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