SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Three lines at a time ❯ Level #1 ( Chapter 1 )

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WARNING!!!! PURE CRACKFIC, AHOY!!!! RUN FOR YOUR FEATHER-AND-TAR-AND-BALONEY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
(See? We told you…)
 
DISCLAM!!
NEITHER OF US OWN SD GUNDAM FORCE SO DON'T SUE….OR FACE THE WRATH OF OUR ATTACK LAWYER!!!!!
 
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Once upon a time…
 
Bakunetsumaru and Tallgeese…
 
Were carrying a…
 
Very large sign…
 
It flashed a lot…
 
With pretty lights…
 
And sound effects…
 
There was a…
 
Huge flag sticking…
 
Out of it.
 
Meanwhile, Shute and…
 
A bowl of…
 
Talking ramen noodles,…
 
The noodles were…
 
Lecturing him on…
 
The finer points…
 
Of candle making.
 
Captain was sitting…
 
On Guneagle, who…
 
Wouldn't scream uncle…
 
No matter how…
 
Captain tickled him.
 
So the ramen…
 
Does an impromptu-to…
 
Interpretive dance sequence…
 
Depicting a whale.
 
So, instead Captain…
 
Sat on Shute…
 
Who was squished…
 
Almost to death.
 
So Tallgeese and…
 
Squashed cabbage leaf…
 
Smacked Captain upside…
 
His enlarged ego.
 
Guneagle and Shute…
 
Almost peed themselves…
 
From withheld gas.
 
Haro was dancing…
 
To the conga…
 
In a perdiful…
 
Neon green muumuu…
 
And party hat.
 
Juli was recording…
 
This with her…
 
Brand new webcam.
 
Shute and Zero…
 
Logged on the…
 
Computer and saw…
 
The C.H. vid.
 
Rele was staring…
 
At a picture…
 
Of an ugly…
 
Relative of Genkimaru's.
 
Genkimaru was trying…
 
To finish Tetris…
 
With a perfect…
 
Score of -34567890987654356789087654356789087654678908765432134568970…
 
And a fish.
 
Captain was reading…
 
The instructions to…
 
His blue Etch-A-Sketch…
 
And not understanding.
 
Kao Lyn was…
 
Eating tacos and…
 
Opening some SPAM.
 
(To be continued…. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!......... ..........HA…….. ^__^)
 
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Ok, please don't be harsh, we're new to this stuff…but we figured starting with a crackfic would get all the random stuff out…yes there is two of us… no, it is not a split personality.
 
R&R, but no flaming flamingos….sorry randomness moment… WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!