SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Ultimate Showdown of All the Dimensions! ❯ Ultimate Showdown! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

This is what happens when my mom packs those `Cosmic Brownie' thingies in my lunch. Have fun!

Edit: I added punctuation and better spacing.

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Zapper Zaku was hopping around
Neotopia like a big playground.
When suddenly Captain burst from the shade
And hit Zapper with his head vulcans.
Zapper got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shute.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shutto Bond,
When Mayor Gathermoon came out of the blue.

And she started beating up little ol' Shute.
Then they both got flattened by the Gunbike,
But before it could make it back to Blanc Base,
Prof. Kao Lyn popped out of his lab
And took an AK47 out from under his coat.
And blew Captain away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Chief Haro came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of All the Dimensions!
Good mechs, bad mechs, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of All the Dimensions.

Zapper took a bite out of Chief Haro
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shute came back covered in a tire track,
But Baku jumped out and landed on his back.
And Captain was injured, and trying to get steady,
When Kao Lyn came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Zero took him out with his Vatras sword.

Then he saw Zapper sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his rose which he just couldn't find,
'Cause Captain stole it and he threw it and he missed
And Baku deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
While Kao Lyn tried to pole vault,
Onto Chief Haro, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by Kibaomaru, oooh.

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens descended Shute's mom.
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch of Zero the knight.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
As Captain changed back into Citizen Mode.
But Keiko saw through his clever disguise,
And she crushed Captain's head in between her thighs.

Then Gundiver1, and Gundiver2, and
“Oh, uber cool!” Guneagle, and
King Lacroa, and Ashumaru, and
Fenn the Feather Dragon and Princess Rele,
Leonardo, Prio, Prof. Lyn's helper-Ball, and Madnug,
Genkimaru, Mark, every single GM worker,
Cobramaru's siblings and Cobramaru,
Daishogun, the Gundamusai, a couple of cranes, and Shute's class
All came out of no where lightning fast.
And they kicked Shute's mom and her teacher ass.

It was the bloodiest battle the dimensions ever saw,
With civilians looking on total awe.

And the fight raged on for a century.

Many lives were claimed, but eventually…
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Ditzy blonde Sayla with a bloodstained spatula.

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Good? Bad? Donuts? R&R!