SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ WAKE UP!!! ❯ The Power of Blackmail ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
RW: -.-++++++ Jeez, how many times do I have to ask you people to get off your asses!? >_<++ AND WHERE IS THAT NEW SEASON!??!
DE: Don't look at us. v.v;
GCat: Alas, it has left us. *grumbles something about mother being behind all of this*
RW: Omgosh, look, Whitetail is alive!
Whitetail: -.-; Finally...it took you a year to figure that out!
RW: Yeah, but since you aren't updating either, we'll just say you are in a coma. ^^;;
Whitetail: x.x You terd!
RW: No Lolly, people in a coma don't talk about shit. Or talk at all. 9.9;;
Whitetail: XP
DE: ^^;;;
Charon: -.-;; I think I'll leave now...
RW: NO!! *locks onto Charon's legs* DON'T LEAVE US!!!
Charon: T_T;;; You have cookies?
RW: Not really...^^;;
Everyone: *begins to leave*
RW: NOOO!! *locks doors* _/+ No one is leaving!!!
GCat: ^^;;;; Calm down RW...sheesh...
RW: ;.; I officially declare that Kai, GD, Raven, and Kirin are dead. *stamps DEAD on their foreheads* *sniffle* I knew them well...
DE: *raises eyebrow*
RW: Alright, so maybe I didn't know them all THAT well...but...oh fuck it, here's the new still un-lame list...

List of CHEESYPOOF Excuses:
1. Busy
2. Lazy
3. Writer's Block
4. Less access to internet
5. Bored
6. Losing interest with fic
7. Loss of words
8. Dead
9. Temporarily sane
10. Forgot how to type
11. Can't take jokes anymore
12. Stapled to the floor
13. Stupid school
14. Lost inspiration
15. In a coma
16. Revolting against no new second season

RW: Wow, soon we'll be in the 20ies...;-; So I have no choice but to force you people back!! *laughs evilly with strange music in the background*
DE: O.o we're still here, so you can't hurt us!!
RW: *twiddles thumbs* Awww.......alright then...*pouts*
Charon, DE, GCat, Whitetail: *sigh in relief*
RW: Except Whitetail. >:p
Whitetail: XD Nuts.
RW: And the first one going down is...KAI!! (especially since you just happen to be the easiest for me to blackmail ;p) If you don't come back to life at leats and respond to my emails, I WILL REVEAL YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET TO THE INTERNET!!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
RW: *lightning in background* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! And I'll also tell my Hao and he will laugh because he is as much as a sadist as I am!! So my ultimatum is that if you do not reply to me before Halloween comes around, I will make you suffer!!!
Charon: o.o;; Okay, I've had fun, back to ff.net for me!! ^^;;; *leaves*
Whitetail: <.<;; Er, yeah, I need to...uh...go back to being in a coma at the hospital!! *runs*
GCat: 6.6;; Yeah, mom's-home-bye!! *hangs up*
DE: O.o;; What-they-said!! *burrows a hole and hides*
RW: *blinks* Oh-kay then. ^^;;;; Neheheheheh...........