Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Boredom in the Classroom ❯ Chapter 1
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By: Jay-chan 
What happens when a Slayers fan get bored in class? *sweatdrop* Do you really want to know? (A little skit I did during a dull World Civ. class.)
Anime/Manga: Slayers Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 773 | Visits: 589 | Status: Completed
What happens when a Slayers fan get bored in class? *sweatdrop* Do you really want to know? (A little skit I did during a dull World Civ. class.)
Anime/Manga: Slayers Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 773 | Visits: 589 | Status: Completed
Boredom in the Class Room
Jay-chan
OK, this is what happens inside my head when I am really REALLY bored! I just finally decided to write it down and then I got this. Hope you enjoy my insanity! Ja!
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Jay-chan: *yawn* Man, I'm bored…Does this guy have a life? *Chibi Zel appears on her shoulder with a little puff of blue smoke*
Zel: You realize that you should be listening…
Jay-chan: *yawns and looks at Zel* Wow nice entrance… *Zel blushes slightly but nods* So, who are you supposed to be?
Zel: *looks at his white robes and shrugs* It's your imagination.
Jay-chan: *has her head proped up on her hand looking at Zel* Point taken.
Zel: You're still not listening to the teacher.
Jay-chan: *whines* But I'm bored! Besides, he's just dragging on and on…!
Zel: About what?
Jay-chan: How am I supposed to know!
Zel: *clears his throat* Well, you are in his class…
Jay-chan: *looks flustered* So?
Voice: Yeah, Zel-kun. 'So?'
Jay-chan: *jumps slightly as another voice pipes up from her other shoulder* Yipe! W-Who?
Zel: *growls* Xelloss…
Jay-chan: *gets angry* What the hell are you doing here?! *Looks are around* And where did you come from?
Xelloss: *Points in front of Jay-chan* That girl is staring, you know. ^_^
Jay-chan: *turns to girl* Can I help you? *girl looks startled and turns around again* What was with her?
Xelloss: *taps chin* Well, could it be because you're talking to yourself? ^_^
Jay-chan: *glare* Shut up.
Xelloss: Ok! But you realize that you just told yourself to shut up, right? ^_^
Jay-chan: *growls* Why are you here?
Xelloss: I was invited! ^_^
Jay-chan: By who?!
Xelloss: *points at himself* By me! ^_^
Jay-chan: THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
Teacher: Jessica? Did you have something to say?
Jay-chan: Huh? Oh, uh..no.
Teacher: Oh, come come now. You seemed to eager to interrupt my class. You must have SOMETHING to say.
Jay-chan: *blushes and laughs nervously* Nope, nothing at all.
Teacher: *Glares but returns to teaching*
Xelloss: *claps* Wow! That's a girl, Jay-chan. You tell him who is boss! ^_^
Jay-chan: *growls and reaches for chibi Xelloss*
Zel: Well, coming back to your question earlier. It was your imagination that brought us here. So technically, it's your fault we're... *stops as Jay-chan shoots him a warning glare*
Xelloss: *teleports out of Jay-chan's grasp and is now floating in front of her face* Tisk Tisk, Jay-chan. Why so touchy?
Jay-chan: *grumbles* I'm tired, bored and hungry. That would make anyone touchy.
Zel: *shrugs* Makes sense.
Jay-chan: I think so. *yawn* Damn, I have a Mazoku on one shoulder and a talking rock *Zel glares* on the other and I'm STILL bored! ARGH!! *lets her head fall and slams it on her desk*
Xelloss: Ouch...
Zel: Ano...You OK?
Jay-chan: Don't say anything...
*~*~*~*~*
(5 minutes later)
Zel: *Still sitting on Jay-chan's shoulder watching the teacher* Uh, this is a World Civ. class, right?
Jay-chan: *snaps out of zoneing mode* Wh-what? Oh! Yeah, it is. Why?
Xelloss: *points at the board from his seat at the edge of Jay-chan's desk with a small question mark floating over his head* Then why is he teaching English? ^_^;;
Jay-chan: *looks at the board and sweatdrops* I. Have. No. Idea.
(5 minutes later)
Jay-chan: *smiles happily as she reads Libby-chan's fanfic in her anime binder*
Zel: You realize you're smiling like an idiot, don't you?
Jay-chan: Do I care? *sighs as it reaches a cute part*
Zel: *shrugs*
Xelloss: Well, do you care that the teacher is giving you weird looks? ^_^
Jay-chan: Huh?! *looks up from reading*
Xelloss: *swipes Jay-chan's Anime binder and runs*
Jay-chan: HEY!!
Teacher: *taps foot* What is it, Jessica?
Jay-chan: *pales* Uh-oh...
Zel: Great going...
Jay-chan: *flicks Zel off her shoulder and points at the kid behind her* He kicked me!
Kid: Did not!
Jay-chan: *slips him a piece of candy*
Kid: *takes candy* I-I mean... Yes, I did!
Teacher: *frowns* Just keep it down and no more interruptions!
Jay-chan/Kid: Yes sir...
Xelloss: Very Sneaky, Jay-chan... Very Sn- *gets strangles by Jay-chan*
Jay-chan: You dirty little....
Zel: *holds binder above his head* Here's your binder...
Jay-chan: *drops Xelloss and hugs binder lovingly* Aww...My baby!!! *goes back to reading and Xelloss and Zel sweatdrop*
(10 minutes later)
Zel: *looks at clock* Just a little bit longer.
Xelloss: Yep! ^_^
Jay-chan: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *RING!!!* YAY!
*Class gets up to leave*
Jay-chan: *starts to get up from desk smiling*
Teacher: *shakes head* I don't think so, Jessica. For all the noise you caused, you're staying after class...
Jay-chan: *groans and slams head on desk again* Noo...!
Xelloss: Ouch...
Zel: I really don't think that's healthy....
*Fades to black*
Jay-chan
OK, this is what happens inside my head when I am really REALLY bored! I just finally decided to write it down and then I got this. Hope you enjoy my insanity! Ja!
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Jay-chan: *yawn* Man, I'm bored…Does this guy have a life? *Chibi Zel appears on her shoulder with a little puff of blue smoke*
Zel: You realize that you should be listening…
Jay-chan: *yawns and looks at Zel* Wow nice entrance… *Zel blushes slightly but nods* So, who are you supposed to be?
Zel: *looks at his white robes and shrugs* It's your imagination.
Jay-chan: *has her head proped up on her hand looking at Zel* Point taken.
Zel: You're still not listening to the teacher.
Jay-chan: *whines* But I'm bored! Besides, he's just dragging on and on…!
Zel: About what?
Jay-chan: How am I supposed to know!
Zel: *clears his throat* Well, you are in his class…
Jay-chan: *looks flustered* So?
Voice: Yeah, Zel-kun. 'So?'
Jay-chan: *jumps slightly as another voice pipes up from her other shoulder* Yipe! W-Who?
Zel: *growls* Xelloss…
Jay-chan: *gets angry* What the hell are you doing here?! *Looks are around* And where did you come from?
Xelloss: *Points in front of Jay-chan* That girl is staring, you know. ^_^
Jay-chan: *turns to girl* Can I help you? *girl looks startled and turns around again* What was with her?
Xelloss: *taps chin* Well, could it be because you're talking to yourself? ^_^
Jay-chan: *glare* Shut up.
Xelloss: Ok! But you realize that you just told yourself to shut up, right? ^_^
Jay-chan: *growls* Why are you here?
Xelloss: I was invited! ^_^
Jay-chan: By who?!
Xelloss: *points at himself* By me! ^_^
Jay-chan: THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
Teacher: Jessica? Did you have something to say?
Jay-chan: Huh? Oh, uh..no.
Teacher: Oh, come come now. You seemed to eager to interrupt my class. You must have SOMETHING to say.
Jay-chan: *blushes and laughs nervously* Nope, nothing at all.
Teacher: *Glares but returns to teaching*
Xelloss: *claps* Wow! That's a girl, Jay-chan. You tell him who is boss! ^_^
Jay-chan: *growls and reaches for chibi Xelloss*
Zel: Well, coming back to your question earlier. It was your imagination that brought us here. So technically, it's your fault we're... *stops as Jay-chan shoots him a warning glare*
Xelloss: *teleports out of Jay-chan's grasp and is now floating in front of her face* Tisk Tisk, Jay-chan. Why so touchy?
Jay-chan: *grumbles* I'm tired, bored and hungry. That would make anyone touchy.
Zel: *shrugs* Makes sense.
Jay-chan: I think so. *yawn* Damn, I have a Mazoku on one shoulder and a talking rock *Zel glares* on the other and I'm STILL bored! ARGH!! *lets her head fall and slams it on her desk*
Xelloss: Ouch...
Zel: Ano...You OK?
Jay-chan: Don't say anything...
*~*~*~*~*
(5 minutes later)
Zel: *Still sitting on Jay-chan's shoulder watching the teacher* Uh, this is a World Civ. class, right?
Jay-chan: *snaps out of zoneing mode* Wh-what? Oh! Yeah, it is. Why?
Xelloss: *points at the board from his seat at the edge of Jay-chan's desk with a small question mark floating over his head* Then why is he teaching English? ^_^;;
Jay-chan: *looks at the board and sweatdrops* I. Have. No. Idea.
(5 minutes later)
Jay-chan: *smiles happily as she reads Libby-chan's fanfic in her anime binder*
Zel: You realize you're smiling like an idiot, don't you?
Jay-chan: Do I care? *sighs as it reaches a cute part*
Zel: *shrugs*
Xelloss: Well, do you care that the teacher is giving you weird looks? ^_^
Jay-chan: Huh?! *looks up from reading*
Xelloss: *swipes Jay-chan's Anime binder and runs*
Jay-chan: HEY!!
Teacher: *taps foot* What is it, Jessica?
Jay-chan: *pales* Uh-oh...
Zel: Great going...
Jay-chan: *flicks Zel off her shoulder and points at the kid behind her* He kicked me!
Kid: Did not!
Jay-chan: *slips him a piece of candy*
Kid: *takes candy* I-I mean... Yes, I did!
Teacher: *frowns* Just keep it down and no more interruptions!
Jay-chan/Kid: Yes sir...
Xelloss: Very Sneaky, Jay-chan... Very Sn- *gets strangles by Jay-chan*
Jay-chan: You dirty little....
Zel: *holds binder above his head* Here's your binder...
Jay-chan: *drops Xelloss and hugs binder lovingly* Aww...My baby!!! *goes back to reading and Xelloss and Zel sweatdrop*
(10 minutes later)
Zel: *looks at clock* Just a little bit longer.
Xelloss: Yep! ^_^
Jay-chan: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *RING!!!* YAY!
*Class gets up to leave*
Jay-chan: *starts to get up from desk smiling*
Teacher: *shakes head* I don't think so, Jessica. For all the noise you caused, you're staying after class...
Jay-chan: *groans and slams head on desk again* Noo...!
Xelloss: Ouch...
Zel: I really don't think that's healthy....
*Fades to black*