Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Making a movie ❯ How the script was changed ( Chapter 2 )

Sorry I took so long to update! But then again.. your authoress is a lazy person haha…anyways.. R&R!

I don't own Slayers but Hikari is my own character!

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~Outside~

Hikari: so what do you think of the new script?

Valgaav: I think it's pathetic!

Hikari: really? You think? ::staring::

Valgaav: OF COURSE! I'm supposed to fall in love with you then kill you! Where's the moral in that? And besides.. Lina's supposed to be the one saving the world!

Hikari: oh…… ::continues staring::

Valgaav: what're you staring at?

Hikari: nothing! ::grabs a metal bat n whacks him on the head:: you insensitive jerk! Hmph!!! ::walks off fuming::

Director: ok! I talked to headquarters so now I have approval to get the script changed! ::notices Valgaav smashed into floor:: what's wrong with you?

Valgaav: you can get the script changed?!?! ::stars in eyes:: (very uncharacteristic…)

Director: yeah… ::sweatdrop::

Valgaav: great! ::grabs script and runs:: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Everyone else was watching…(except Hikari of course)

Everyone: ::big sweatdrop::

Lina: boy is he dumb…

Director: well then.. LETS START WITH THE DUMB SCENES ALREADY!!! VALGAAV!!! GIVE THE SCRIPT BACK!!!

Valgaav: NO WAY!!!

Director: you don't have the real script anyways so give it up ::holds up real script::

Valgaav: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ::mopes in corner from misery::

Director: so lets start! ::hands out copy of script to everyone:: be at the studio in an hour ok? Ok! ::runs off somewhere::

Lina: this new script isn't very different from the last except…

Zelgadis: I don't think you should say that out loud in front of him ::points to Valgaav::

Lina: oh.. right…

Gourry: what's wrong with them kissing?

Amelia: Mr. Gourry!!! Please don't say that out loud before Mr. Valgaav hears!!!

Valgaav: WHAT?!?!?! ::surrounded by flames n eyes are red (you know how those really evil people look):: HOW DARE THAT DUMB DIRECTOR DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

Philia: you should calm down, and besides, it is only acting. You can use duct tape!

Valgaav: AND WHY WOULD I RESORT TO DUCT TAPE WHEN I CAN JUST THROW THAT DAMN PERSON OUT?!?! ::glare::

Amelia: Because violence won't solve anything Mr. Valgaav! You must resort to peaceful solutions!

Hikari: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS SCRIPT?!?! :: appeared with Xelloss::

Valgaav: HOW WOULD I KNOW?!?!

Hikari: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT YELLED AT THE DIRECTOR FOR IT TO BE CHANGED!!!! AND NOW IT IS!!!!

Valgaav: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE DIRECTOR WAS THIS STUPID?!?!?!

Hikari: BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I HAVE!!!!

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Lina: this is more interesting than watching anime don't you agree, Xelloss? ::eating popcorn with everyone else::

Xelloss: I quite agree!

Philia: this gets quite dull after a while though. Don't you think we should stop them ms. Lina?

Zelgadis: well they might just get mad at us for interrupting them…

Philia: true….. ::sigh::

Amelia: I honestly wish they would stop fighting though. Don't any of you find it disturbing?

Lina: in a way I suppose…..

Hikari: DIE!!! ::throwing fireballs at Valgaav:: (what did YOU think they were doing eh?)

Valgaav: LADIES FIRST! :: throws a fireball back::

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Hikari and Valgaav are on the floor fainted from exhaustion

Lina: well I guess we cant do the scene today either….

Gourry: I still don't get it. What was it all about?

Lina: go ask one of them ::points to the dead people on the floor (Hikari and Valgaav of course)::

Gourry: I'm too young to die though!

Lina: whatever

Director shows up fuming

Director: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE STUDIO 5 HOURS AGO!!!

Zelgadis: we got sidetracked ::points to the dead people on the floor::

Director: oh… I guess we have to do the scene tomorrow then…

Xelloss: how come I don't get a part in this episode? ::pout (he's so kawaii when he does that!)::

Director: I'll find a way to fit you in.

Xelloss: oh goody! ::disappears::

Philia: I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS EPISODE IF THAT NAMAGOMI IS HERE!!!

Director: well deal with it... at least you don't have to kiss him!

Philia: ew! ::turns green::

Director: exactly! So you better be at the studio tomorrow!!!

Everybody(that is conscious): ok

Director: good! ::walks off again::

Lina: should we go tomorrow?

Zelgadis: maybe not…..

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well that's all for now! R&R plz!