Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Job Hunting ( Chapter 5 )

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Author's Note: Hiya!! Thank you Bar-Ohki for the idea of having Omochao help Sonic flunk a test. ^_^ Good times, good times! 'Nuff said, on with the fic! Adventures with Omochao ~Job Hunting~ Hi! My name is Miles Prower But everyone calls me Tails. Sonic had a partay at his apartment, and it was pretty kewl, until knucklehead blew it up!!! I can't believe that he actually took Omochao's advice!! We're in so much trouble! How are we going to pay for the damage?! And where are we going to live?! And how am I going to replace all my stuff?!?! I loathe you Knuckles! **************************************** *Infront of what's left of Sonic's apartment* Sonic's Landlord: o0!!! Look what you've done to my apartment!!!!! Sonic: Heh heh...it wasn't my fault! Blame this lunatic! *points to Knuckles* Knuckles: Err..^_^;;; It was a accident. Policeman: Okay Mr. Prower, tell me exactly what happened. Tails: ;-; Sonic, Shadow, and I were enjoying a quiet evening at home, watching t.v with a few of our friends, when suddenly this insane echidna breaks through the window and then *sniffle* he burned down our apartment. Policeman: You poor fox-boy. ;-; Tails: *sniffle* Yesh, poor me. Knuckles: o0 WHAT!?! Tails, tell him the truth!! Policeman: I think we heard enough out of you! Tails: ;y Ha ha! Knuckles: Its not my fault! Omochao made me do it! Policeman: And where exactly is this "Omochao"? Knuckles: Right here! *Omochao disappears* Knuckles: Well..it was there ^_^;; Policeman: .....okay, we're taking you in. Knuckles: Nooo!!!! I swear it was right there! You won't take me alive!! *tries to run away but falls on his face* Policeman: *handcuffs Knuckles* We got a special place for people like you! Rouge: Don't worry Knuckles, I'll look after your Master Emerald! ^_~ Knuckles: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *The Policeman shoves Knuckles into the police car and they drive away. whee!!* Landlord: *glares at Sonic, Tails and Shadow* You guys are going to pay for this! Sonic: But you let us live here for free, because we saved the world! ^^ Can't we just forget this ever happened? Landlord: I'll tell ya what I'm going to do. It's going to cost $5,000 to pay for the damage. I'll give you 24 hours to pay me the money! Shadow: You expect us to come up with $5,000 in one day!?!?! Landlord: Yes. Yes I do. Shadow: Okay, just making sure. Tails: What if we can't pay you the money by then? Landlord: Then I'll throw all of you in jail. Tails: *gulp* *Landlord leaves..yea* Sonic: ^_^;; Does anybody want to loan us $5,000? Eggman: I would but ya know...I like watching you suffer! Ta ta! *flies away* Amy: I have a nickel!!! Shadow: Woo that's so helpful!!! Rouge: I'd love to help you, but I got a Master Emerald to steal! *flies away* Sonic: Damn it! Some friends you are! I'd loan you $5,000 if you needed it! Amy: No you wouldn't. Tails: I guess we have no choice...we're going to have to get a job! *dun dun dun...dramatic reverb!* Omochao: *magically appears...yay* I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Everyone else: *dully* Hurray. Omochao: There is a company that is hiring all sorts of animals! Sonic: Hmm..tell us more! Omochao: The animals will be grinded up and then be mixed together to make hot dogs! Tails: oo; How about we don't do that! Omochao: Or you guys can work as magically little elves that steal socks. Everyone else: *exchange disturbed expressions* Shadow: Chaos Spear!!!! *Omochao explodes* Shadow: That thing is so annoying! Amy: Hey!! The ice cream shop downtown is hiring people! You guys could work there! Sonic: Amy, I knew you had a brain!!! Amy: *-* Does that mean you'll marry me? Sonic: Hell no!! Amy: ;-; Sonikku..you're so mean! *Cut to: Ice cream shop* Manager: You guys think you're tough enough for this job? Sonic: Of course we are! Manager: This job pays $900 an hour. Shadow: Woah!! Why so much? Not that I'm complaining or anything.. Manager: Its a VERY popular ice cream shop. Tails: We'll have the money to pay the landlord back and then some! ^^ Manager: Okay, enough chitchat, get to work!! *leaves* Customer #1: I want a banana split, now! Shadow: The ultimate life form takes orders from nobody!!! Get it yourself! -.- Customer #1: But your job is to take orders! Shadow: Chaos Spear!!!!!! Customer #1: OO!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *runs away* Shadow: Who else wants some? *silence* Shadow: That's what I thought. Manager: Shadow!! You work in the back with Sonic. Tails, you work at the register! Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Tails: Go away! Nobody wants you here!! Customer #2: How rude!!! *smacks Tails and leaves* Tails: ;-; Ow! Omochao: Try doing a somersault! Tails: Leave me alone, you stupid son of a bitch! Customer #3: What did you call me?! Tails: o0 No, I wasn't talking to-- Omochao: He said you were a son of a bitch and that you should go to hell! Customer #3: Oh, is that so? *grabs Tails* Tails: ;-; Help me! *Meanwhile in the back* Person that also works in the back: Hey dude, we're all out of vanilla ice cream! Go get some from the freezer. Shadow: Sonic, go get some vanilla ice cream! Sonic: Fine! Umm where is it? Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Sonic: Okay, tell me where the vanilla ice cream is. Omochao: Try looking in the bathroom! That is where all the ice cream is kept. Sonic: Really? I was going to look in the freezer... Omochao: SPECIAL ice cream is kept in the bathroom. Sonic: Oooooh. *goes in the bathroom and puts dirty toilet water in a bowl* Here Shadow, special vanilla ice cream. Shadow: Whatever. *gives the bowl to that person who is also working in the back* Person: Umm this doesn't look like vanilla ice cream dude. Shadow: Tell it to someone who cares. Person: ;-; That was mean, dude. Who ordered the vanilla ice cream?! Customer #4: I did!! Gimme!!!! *grabs the bowl* This doesn't look like vanilla ice cream. Omochao: Its speeeecial vanilla ice cream. Customer #4: Oooh. *drinks it then spits it out* GROSS!!!! It taste like toilet water!!! Eeewwww..I'm never coming here again!! *runs away in disgust* Manager: That's it!! If you guys mess it one more time, you're fired!! Tails: *bruised* It won't happen again, sir! *Meanwhile in the back* Shadow: Well Omochao, if you say employees can eat ice cream for free then it must be true. Sonic: Hey, I want some too!! Person: Hey boss! Those two hedgehogs are eatting all the ice cream. Manager: Grrrrrr! *Meanwhile in the front* Tails: No I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to Omochao! HAVE MERCY!!!! *gets thrown to the back by Sonic and Shadow* Manager: That's it!! You guys are fired!!!!!!!!! *Sonic, Tails, and Shadow get thrown out to the streets...literally* Shadow: Well..that sucked! Tails: *-* Maybe we should look for jobs seperately. Sonic: Good idea, Tails! And we'll meet infront of the landlord's place in...20 hours! Shadow: Whatever. *They all go their seperate ways* Sonic: *stops infront of a pizza restaurant* Hmm..looking for a delivery boy? Hey, I can do that! *runs into the restaurant* Look no furthur, your new delivery boy is here! Manager: Uh huh. Do you know how to drive? Sonic: Do you know who I am? I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!! Manager: .... Sonic: I'm the world's fastest hedgehog!! Manager: Yeah, but can you drive? Sonic: ._.;; No, but I can run really fast! Manager: We don't need a runner, we need a driver! Sonic: But I don't have my license.. Manager: Well, we just happen to have a room where you can take the test so you can get your driver's license. Sonic: Kewl! *Sonic is taken to the room and is given the test* Manager: You'll have 30 minutes to complete the test. Good luck! *leaves* Sonic: Yay, a timed test! ^_^ Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Sonic: o0 How did you get in here?! Omochao: I remember when I took my driver's license test thingy! It was easy! Sonic: You're a little flying robot...why would you need to drive? Omochao: ....do you want my help or not! Sonic: Okay, okay! First question: With a learners license you may operate a vehicle only between what hours? Hmm... Omochao: Beauty salon! Sonic: What?! Omochao: Silly hedgehog boy! Don't you get it? Its opposite day. When they say hours, they really meant where you can get your hair done! Sonic: .....are you sure? Omochao: Hey I took this test and passed -.- Sonic: Okay! *puts beauty salon for the answer* Next question: True or False. 16 year olds cannot drive from 11pm to 6am unless accompanied by 21 year old licensed driver or driving to and from work. Omochao: 1942! Sonic: But its a true or false question! Omochao: Its a good thing I'm here to help you! You have to think about what they really mean when they ask a question. Did they really mean true or false or did they mean when was this law made? -.- The answer is 1942. Sonic: *-* If you say so. Next question: Driver license restriction code A means what? Omochao: Apple pie! Sonic: That doesn't make any sense! Omochao: What did I just get through telling you. Think about the question. Apple pie has alot of alcohol in it, so it would sense that its restricted. Sonic: Whatever. Next question: What do you do at a red light? Omochao: The happy fun fun dance! Sonic: I'm not even going to ask. *42 questions later* Sonic: Done!! Omochao: Humans are done, breakfast is finished. Sonic: Oookay... Manager: I'll be finished grading your test in a while, so stay here. *5 minutes later* Sonic: So did I pass? When do I get the job?! Manager: You've got to be the dumbest hedgehog in the world! A baby can pass this test, and you failed miserably! Get out of my sight! Sonic: *grumble* You stupid, fat bastard.. Manager: What was that?! Sonic: Err...I said I beat the Finalhazard! Heh heh *runs away* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Sonic: Thanks alot Omochao! I thought you said you passed that test! Omochao: I did. *shows Sonic his social sercurity card* Sonic: *smacks forehead* This is a social security card, not a drivers license, you dumbass!!!!! Omochao: Groovy! Sonic: Sonic Wind!!!!!!!! Omochao: o0! *gets blown away* *Meanwhile in jail* Knuckles: I'm innocent I tellz ya! Innocent!! Someone in another cell: I'm innocent, if he is! Tails: Hiya Knuckles! I got a job as a police dude! I'm suppose to guard your cell. Ha ha! Knuckles: Its your fault I'm in here, so you better get me out of here! Tails: No way! You deserve to be in here. All my stuff is in ashes thanks to you! Knuckles: Omochao made me do it! Tails: Yeah, yeah heard that one before. Oh, by the way you have a visitor! Knuckles: Who is it? Rouge: Hello Knuckles. *holding the Master Emerald* Knuckles: Give me back my emerald, bat-girl, or else I'll-- Rouge: You're in no position to make threats. *to Tails* Do you think you can give us a minute alone? Tails: Well, I'm not suppose to....okay! *leaves* Rouge: I might give you your emerald back..but first you have to answer some questions. Knuckles: Fine! Rouge: Do you love her? Knuckles: Who? Rouge: Sera! Do you love Sera?? Knuckles: You mean that annoying little girl from the Sonic Anime? You take things too seriously Rouge..it was just a movie! Rouge: So, you really don't love her? Knuckles: Noo..I haven't seen her since we made that movie. I have no feelings for her at all. Rouge: *phew* Knuckles: Why do you care anyways? Rouge: Err...I was just curious, that's all -.- Knuckles: Whatever you say, bat-girl. Rouge: Now, let's get you out of this cell! Knuckles: You're going to help me? Rouge: Yeah, I guess I owe you one since you did save my life... Knuckles: Thank you, Rouge. Rouge: Don't mention it! *Rouge uses the attack she used in SA2 when she was fighting Knuckles for the last time..I don't remember the name of it..let's call it..bat attack. Rouge uses bat attack to break down the cell door* Rouge: You should get going, Knuckles. *runs to the exit in the back* Knuckles: Rouge isn't so bad once you get to know her. She's actually kind of..sweet. *pause* And she still has my Master Emerald!! Come back here, Rouge!!!! *runs to the exit in the back* Tails: Okay, visiting time is up. oo; Where did they go? Chief of Police: Is there a probelm here? Tails: ^^;; Heh heh..no probelm here. Except one of our prisoners escaped that's all. Chief: And weren't you suppose to be guarding him? Tails: Yea...hehe....I'm fired aren't I? Chief: You got it! *Cut to: Infront of the Landlord's pad* Sonic: I hope Tails and Shadow got the money. Here comes Tails now! Tails: Hi Sonic. *sigh* Sonic: So, how much money did you make? Tails: None, I kept getting fired. How about you? Sonic: I couldn't even get a job, thanks to Omochao!! Tails: Well, it's all up to Shadow now. *Omochao appears..yay* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Sonic/Tails: *curses at Omochao* Omochao: ;-; You hurt my feelings! Landlord: *comes outside* Well, do you have my money? Tails: Err...you tell him, Sonic! Sonic: Thanks Tails....umm yeah, about the money... Shadow: I got the money right here. Tails: ^o^ Way to go Shadow!! *hugs Shadow* Shadow: o0 Get it off!! *throws Tails off of him* Landlord: *grabs the money* Thank you! Tails: After you repair the apartment, can we live there? Landlord: Of course...not!! *goes back inside* Tails: Damn it! Sonic: Hey Shadow, where did you get the money? Shadow: I'll tell you..through a flashback! **Flashback** Sonic: Good idea, Tails! And we'll meet infront of the landlord's place in...20 hours! Shadow: Whatever. *They all go their seperate ways* Shadow: Now where can I get some money? Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Shadow: ...... Omochao: Fangirls wash their hair too!! Shadow: Well that was random..and stupid! Wait a minute.. Omochao: Okay, but only a minute. Shadow: *ignoring Omochao* My fans worship me...so they'll give me money! *runs off and finds a Shadow Fanclub* President of the fanclub: Welcome to the "All Hail Shadow" Fanclub! Where are one goal in life is to earn enough money to go on a trip to meet the ultimate life form. Treasurer: And so far we have $5,000. *Shadow burst through the door* Fanclub: *gasp* ^O^ Its Shadow-sama!!! Shadow: That is correct! It is me, the ultimate life form! If you truly are my fans, then give me $5,000! President: *-* Anything for you, Shadow-sama! *gives Shadow the money* **End Flashback** Shadow: Then they worshipped me, so that's why I was a little late -.- Sonic: So you took money from kids? Shadow: Yeah. Sonic: You never cease to amaze me, Shadow. *Amy appears..goody* Amy: Hiya! Did you pay the landlord dude? Tails: Yeah..but we have no place to live. Omochao: Why don't you move in with Amy! Sonic and Amy can be like husband and wife and share the same bedroom. Amy: O_O Yeeeaaaahhhhh!! Omochao: And Shadow and Tails can be your adopted children. Amy: *jumps up and down* ^o^ Yay!!!!!! That's sucha good idea! Its been my dream to live with Sonikku! And I'll treat Tails and Shadow as if they were my real children!! Sonic: *glares at Omochao* Thanks alot! Omochao: ^_^ You're welcome. Shadow: o0 I don't want to live with the pink one! Tails: Adopted child...Sonic, I'm scared! Sonic: So am I, Tails. So am I. You should be scared! Will Knuckles get his Master Emerald back? Will Sonic, Tails and Shadow survive living with Amy? Does Shadow still have Sonic's diary? Will Omochao ever be helpful? Will I ever shut up? Find out the answers in the next chapter of...this fic! ^_^;;