Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Let's Get Ready To Rumble ( Chapter 15 )
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By: Sailor J 
The Sonic Team get invitied to participate in a martial arts tournament.
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.03.2005 | Pages: 35 | Words: 7.3K | Visits: 314 | Status: Work In Progress
The Sonic Team get invitied to participate in a martial arts tournament.
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.03.2005 | Pages: 35 | Words: 7.3K | Visits: 314 | Status: Work In Progress
Author's Note: Hiya minna-san!! Looks like Dippy-chan
caught on to my hints for another fanfish...or fanfic. Santa Claus will finish
where Big Boss Omochao failed..but I won't be writing that until Christmas ^-^;;
Oh oh!! Another Sonic Anime and another Sonic game is coming out..NEXT YEAR!!
WOOT!! Anymoo, I wanna thank Soul for giving me the idear for this chapter! Oh,
and StarWolf, Killi, and Shaundra own themselves..-.- yup! Now, on with the
cows! ..or show..or fic...or..*continues to babble to herself*
Adventures with Omochao
~Let's Get Ready To Rumble~
I'm Rouge the Bat. I'm the world's
greatest treasurer hunter!
Big Boss Omochao is as stubborn as
Eggman! He just doesn't know when
to give up! So, I beat the stuffing out of
him....okay, Sonic beat him, but he
couldn't have done it without me!
I think that's the last time we'll be
seeing him..I hope. On with the story!
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*Inside Amy's apartment*
Omochao: *reading Bar-Ohki's "A chao for everyone" story* ^O^ YAY!!! I made a
guest appearance in this fic! I'm popular!! I'm loved!! I'm gravy! *points to
screen* See?! I'm right there! Kiss myself! Kiss myself! Kiss myself! *slams
head into the computer, causing it to explode*
Tails: |:| Damn it!! That's the third computer this week!
Omochao: Live and learn..then get laid!
Tails: o0!!!
Knuckles: I'm so bored!
Amy: ^_^ You should help out the community!
Knuckles: ..I'm not THAT bored. -.-
Sonic: *singing along with the tv* ^o^ Mad about Madeline! Three cheers for
Madeline! She makes us say ooo la la!
Shadow: She makes me say..DIE YOU STUPID BITCH FROM HELL!!!!!!
Everyone else: o.0
Shadow: What? Whaaat?!?!
Rouge: Anyways...yup.
*silence*
Am y: *looking out the window* ^o^ Hey everyone! The mailman is here!!
Sonic: And we care because..??
Amy: *starts dancing like a moron while singing* Here's the mail it never fails!
It makes me wanna wag my tail! When its here I wanna wail MAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!
Shadow: *also singing* Amy if that song again, I will be forced to SHOOT
YOU!!!!!!
Knuckles: Aren't you violent today. o.o
Shadow: -.- Blah.
Amy: ^__^ I'm gonna get the mail now! *jumps out of the window*
Tails: Using the door would be too easy. -.-;;
Amy: *falls through the ceiling* I'm baaacku! *-* Didja miss me Sonikku??
Sonic: Hell no!
Amy: ;-; My heart is filled with sadness. *gets over it* All of everyone got
mail!
Rouge: *rolls eyes* Yeah, that made sense.
Amy: ^o^ I know! *gives mail to everyone*
Knuckles: Wooah..these look like invitations!
Rouge: *pats Knuckles on the head* Good boy! Here's your doggy treat!
Knuckles: |:| Shut up!
Tails: ..why'd they send Knuckles and Rouge's invitation here?
*long pause*
Shadow: Anyways...*opens invitation* Looks like we've been invited to take part
in an upcoming annual martial arts tournament called, "The Martial Arts
Tournament".
Amy: ^o^ That's the bestest name ever!!!
Rouge: Why'd Amy get invited?!
Amy: ^_~ 'Cause I'm pretty.
Rouge: ...no.
Shadow: Riiight. Anyways, its being held at "Station Square Martial Arts Arena".
Sonic: Alright! Let's go check it out!
Everyone else: ^o^ Yea!!!
*Sonic and co. have left the building*
Omochao: *reading ingredients for blueberry muffins..because he can* Imitation
blueberries?! *light bulb appears over Omochao's head..then the light goes out*
;-; Aaww. *hits light bulb and it shines..shines like a fox!! I dunno* O___O I
got an idear!!!
*Cut to: Station Square Martial Arts Arena*
Amy: Its all big..like an arena!
Tails: -.-; Gee, I wonder why.
Guard: Woah! Where do you guys think you're going?
Sonic: Let me handle this. *ahem* I'm Sonic, ya know, the world's fastest
hedgehog! *cheesy smile*
Shadow: *smacks forehead*
Guard: *pushes Sonic* Don't care!! You're not welcomed here!
Sonic: ;-; But we were invited! See!?!? *hands the guard his invitation*
Guard: Did you read the bottom?
Sonic: ?_?
Guard: *siigh* It says this is for certified professionals! No street
fighters!!!!
Sonic: DOH!!
Guard: You can go take lessons at the "Station Square Fighting Academy"...well
except for Knuckles, Rouge and Shadow. They're already qualified!
Knuckles: We are?! ^o^ Kewl!!
Rouge: High five!!!!!!
*Knuckles and Rouge try to high five eachother..and miss*
Tails: Why are they qualified?!
Guard: ^_^ Because they're my favorite Sega characters!!!
Shadow: Its nice to be popular! ^_^
Guard: You three can wait in the "Fighter's Lounge". *opens door to the
"Fighter's Lounge"*
*The "Fighter's Lounge" is filled with fancy food, a casino..and a swimming
pool! Shadow, Knuckles, and Rouge quickly run in*
Sonic: ;-; That's not fair!
Guard: Uh huh. *throws Sonic, Amy and Tails outside*
Tails: That was uncalled for!!!
Sonic: Yup. *pause* To the fighting..place..thing!!!!
Amy: *-* Sonikku has such a way with words!
*Cut to: Station Square Fighting Academy: Kickboxing*
Chun Li: *bows to Sonic. Oh, Chun Li and all the other "Street Fighters"
characters belong to Capcom. And is Chun Li a kickboxer? No. Do I care? No.*
Sonic: Hiya!
Chun Li: *smacks Sonic* You're suppose to bow to your teacher! Very
disrespectful! Minus ten points. -.-
Sonic: ;-; I didn't know!
*Omochao magically appears*
Sonic: o0 What the hell?!
Omochao: *covered in muffin mix* ^-^ Hehehehehehe! I'm an imitation blueberry!!
Sonic/Chun Li: *fall down anime style*
Chun Li: Let's get started. Sometimes speed is more important that strength.
Sonic: I totally agree!!
Chun Li: Stop interrupting!!!! First I will teach you my "Kikouken" fireball.
Sonic: Is that even a kickboxing move?
Chun Li: *punches Sonic* Never question your teacher! Minus ten points!
Omochao: I'm an imitation blueberry in a muffin!
Sonic: Shut up!!
Omochao: I know you are, but what am I!
Sonic: -.-;; *kicks Omochao and he accidentally hits Chun Li*
Chun Li: *death glare*
Sonic: o.o Oh sugar!!
Chun Li: KIKOUKEN!!!!!
Sonic: *burnt to a crisp* *cough choke* x.x
Omochao: The imitation blueberry knows all!! Chun Li really hates her father. If
you insult her father, she'll be your best friend! ^_^ Try it!
Sonic: x.x If you say so. *ahem* Chun Li, I think your father is a total and
complete asshole! If he were here right now, I'd kill him!
Chun Li: *bursts into tears* FATHER!!!!!!! *runs away*
Sonic: ._.; Huzzah?
Omochao: She's crying tears of happy sunshine in a bag!
Sonic: ...what?!
Omochao: I'm the imitation blueberry!!
Chun Li: *comes running back with a extremely pissed off look on her face* I'll
make you pay for what you said about my father!! Remember..I am the strongest
woman in the world!
Sonic: ^-^;; Can't we talk about this!
*Well to make a long story short..Chun Li beats the crap out of Sonic*
Sonic: x___x
Chun Li: *jumps up and down* Hahahahaha! ^o^ YATAI!!! *pose*
Omochao: Imitation blueberry..AWAY!!!!
*Cut to: Station Square Fighting Academy: Caporeia (which is using breakdancing
for fighting)*
Tails: Where's the instructor?
E. Honda: *sitting in a pool full of jello* *grunt*
Tails: ._.; You're the caporeia instructor?!
E. Honda: *grunt*
Omochao: They don't call him a sumo wrestler for nothing! *snort*
E. Honda: *grabs Omochao and licks the muffin mix off of him*
Tails: Must..not..vomit..
Omochao: ^-^ I like being licked! Candy cane!!!
E. Honda: *panting* I'll..be..with..you..in...minute..
Tails: Okay.
E. Honda: *grabs a bucket of bacon fat and drinks it*
Tails: *gag*
E. Honda: *gets up* Now..I'm..ready. OO!!!! *has a heart attack and passes out*
Omochao: I am Omochao, here me bark!!!!!
Tails: *ignoring Omochao* I gotta take him to the hospital!!!
Omochao: No!!! You're out of order! She's out of order!! This soda machine is
out of order!!! *throws soda machine on top of E. Honda*
Tails: *shaking Omochao* Why the hell did you do that?!?!
Omochao: ...find your center, or the dinosaurs will eat you!
Tails: Grrrrr!!
Omochao: Don't worry, I'll teach ya how to dancebreak.
Tails: -.-; Its breakdance.
Omochao: Potato, fungus, same difference. *ahem* If you wanna dance and have a
little fun, put your legs out front that's the way its done! You turn around
once so we can see your back, then you go into the kitchen and have a little
snack!! *Dee Dee, from Dexter's Lab sang this annoying song*
Tails: That was stupid!!!!!
Omochao: No, that was the nail of the cow from your bathroom! Ten please!
Tails: *-* You're hurting my head.
Omochao: Imitation blueberry to the rescue!!! *flies away*
*Cut to: Station Square Fighting Academy: Kung Fu*
Amy: ^-^ Everybody was kung fu fighting, and it was a little bit frieghtening!
Ryu: Hadoken!!!
Amy: *o* Wow!!! What a dreeeeeeeamboat!
Omochao: Gee, he's so keen!!!!
Amy: Back off! I saw him first!!
Omochao: To back off, simply rip your back off.
Amy: Umm....o.o
Ryu: Hadoken?
Amy: Is that all you can say?
Ryu: ....hadoken.
Amy: ^.^ Aaaaaww! He reminds me of my Sonikku!
Omochao: He reminds me of the yogurt that's in my underwear!
Amy: o0 Too much information!!!
Ryu: Shinku Hadoken!!! *waits for Amy to imitate*
Amy: Lalalala! Sweet sweet you're so sweeeeet! So many things I want!! I wanna
be a wonderful girl!!
Ryu: *slaps forehead* Dragon Punch!! *waits for Amy to imitate..again*
Amy: My boots rule!! *pause* Hey, you said something besides "Hadoken"!
Omochao: You know what the means!
Amy: *-* No...
Omochao: Banana.
Ryu: *confuzzled*
Omochao: Ryu wants to have an affair with you!!! Go and give him a kiss!!
Ryu: o0!!! Hadoken?!!?
Amy: *blushes* But I'm a married woman!
Ryu: *backs away slowly*
Amy: I guess I can give you one kiss.. ^.^
Ryu: *gives Amy a certificate that says she mastered kung fu, then she pushes
her out the door* *phew*
*Cut to: Station Square Martial Arts Arena*
Guard: Back again?!
Sonic: *bloody and bruised* *-* Yup..
Guard: Let's see the certificate your instructor gave ya!
Tails: ^^ I stole my certificate..I mean...I earned it. *hands it to the guard*
Sonic: *hands guard a certificate made from crayons* ^___^;;
Amy: Here's mine! ^.^
Guard: *grunt* Okay, you can go in now.
Omochao: That's what best friends do! Chocolate milk power!! *flies away*
Guard: *blink blink*
Announcer Dude: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual martial arts
tournament, "The Martial Arts Tournament"!!!
Audience: *starts cheering*
Announcer Dude: Now, let's welcome our contestants!! He's blue and his ego is
about the same size as his freakishly huge head! Heeeeere's Sonic the
Hedgehog!!!
Sonic: ^o^ Whose the fastest?!!? Oh yeah!!!
Audience: ^O^ WOOOOT!!!!!
Announcer Dude: He's adorable, he's Sonic's sidekick, and he has two tails!!
Let's give it up for Miles "Tails" Prower!!!
Tails: ;-; He promised not to say my real name! *sniffle*
Audience: AAAAWWWW!!!!
Announcer Dude: He is usually mistaken for a dog, and he can't rap!! Let's here
it for Knuckles the Echidna!!!!
StarWolf: ^O^ WOOOT GO KNUCKLES!!!!
Audience: ^o^ YAAAAAAY!!!
StarWolf: :O I'll teach you for staring at my Knuckles!!! *shoots audience* And
as for you, Announcer Dude..*attacks Announcer Dude*
Announcer Dude: *-*
Knuckles: *waves to StarWolf* ^__^
StarWolf: ^-^ Hehehe!
Announcer Dude: @_@ As I was saying before I was beaten up....he's the ultimate
lifeform, and yet he died at the end of Sonic Adventure 2!! Heeeere's Shadow the
Hedgehog!!!!
Shadow: I didn't die, you fool!! CHAOS SPEAR!!!
Announcer Dude: *__*
Shadow: Hmph!
Announcer Dude: *-* Here are the only females on the Sonic Team! (well there's
Tikal..but umm..stuph) Let's give it up for Rouge the Bat and Amy the Rose!!!!!
Amy: ;-; I'm not a rose!!!
Rouge: *singing* Pump, pump, pump, get it, get it! Shake, shake, shake, shake
your little self! That's the way..
Amy: *joins in* ^o^ Yea!!
Rouge: That's the way..
Amy/Rouge: YOU GO GIRL!!!
Announcer Dude: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...LET'S GET READY TO
RUMBLE!!!
Audience: ^o^ Let's get ready to rumble!!!!
Announcer Dude: Yeah..that's what I just said!! -.-;; Anyways..all the
contestants will have to do a qualification round! There they will face, one
huge giant of a man..BARK!!!
Knuckles: *rolls on the floor laughing* What kinda stupid name is that?!
HAHAHAHA!!
Bark: *According to Soul, Bark is from the game "Sonic the Fighters". He is a
polar bear who is three times stronger than Knuckles and extremely huge! So huge
that it looks like he can hold all the Sonic characters like a dollie* |:
Knuckles: o.o *gulp*
Announcer Dude: And the first one to fight this beast will be...ROUGE THE BAT!!!
Rouge: Piece of cake!
Omochao: I'll help! *trips and explodes*
Rouge: ._.;; *steps into the ring*
Bark: *roars* |:
Rouge: ^_~ Hey there! *strikes a slutty pose and blows a kiss*
Bark: *drools*
*Description of what Rouge does next will not be told, because this is a PG-13
story o.o*
Bark: *faints*
Announcer Dude: Rouge the Bat is the victor!!!!!
Rouge: *to everyone else* Too bad you guys aren't as sexy as me! *giggles*
Bark: *fully recovered*
Announcer Dude: Next up..Shadow the Hedgehog!
Shadow: Prepare to be beaten!!
Bark: *glare* *runs towards Shadow and is about to punch him until..*
Shadow: |: CHAOS CONTROL!!!!
*Everything freezes*
Sonic: Brr! So cold!!
*Stupid pun #1972631*
Shadow: *warps behind Bark and pushes him down*
*Everything unfreezes*
Bark: ?_?
Announcer Dude: ...uuhhh..Shadow the Hedgehog wins!! SUCCESS!!
Shadow: Yeah, I am the ultimate! ^^
Audience: WOOT WOOT!!!
Announcer Dude: Next up..Amy the Rose!!
Amy: Its AMY ROSE!!!
Bark: :)
Amy: ^_^
Bark: *picks up Amy and throws her to the ground*
Amy: @_@ Gaaah!! What was that thing that hot guy was teaching me?
Omochao: Piko Piko Chocolate Mixer! Have a cornbread and don't stop clicking!
Amy: WTF!?!?!?!
Omochao: Huh!?
*Omochao is confused ? ? Omochao hurt himself in confusion*
Omochao: OW!!!!!!
Bark: *rooooar*
Amy: Now I remember!!! Hadoken!!!
Bark: *gets hit with fireball* @____@
Announcer Dude: And Amy the Rose is the winner!!!!
Audience: *silent*
Amy: ^o^ Thank you!!!
Announcer Dude: Next fighter is...Miles "Tails" Prower!
Tails: o.o Oh gawd!! I'm gonna die!!!
Bark: :( *falls down*
Tails: Huh?!
Announcer Dude: Looks like Bark didn't have the heart to beat up the cute lil
fox-boy!
Audience: AAAAAWWWW!!! *applause*
Tails: ^__^
Announcer Dude: Next up..Knuckles the Echidna!!!!
Bark: |:
Knuckles: ^.^; Oh dear!
Bark: GYAAAAAAAA!! *slams Knuckles into the ground and beats him..beats him like
a fox!!!*
Rouge: *gasp* o.o
StarWolf: NOOOOOOO!!! *jumps down form the audience and jumps on Bark*
Bark: o0!!!?!
StarWolf: Leave my Knuckles alone!! *kicks him in the head*
Bark: OO!!!!
Knuckles: THUNDER ARROW!!!!!
Bark: *collapses*
Knuckles: ^.^ Thanks for helping me!
StarWolf: That's what fangirls are for! ^-^
Rouge: *glare*
Announcer Dude: Can the crazy girl please step out of the ring!!
StarWolf: I'm prettyful damn it!!! STUPH ATTACKU!!! *attacks the Announcer Dude*
Announcer Dude: GOOD GOD!! HELP ME!!!!
Everyone else: ^o^ Kill him, StarWolf! Kill him, StarWolf!!!
StarWolf: Thank you! *flies back into the audience* ^-^
Announcer Dude: *-* Ugh...last..but not least...Sonic the *faints*
Sonic: I'm a guy who loves adventures!
Bark: ...*punches Sonic*
Sonic: *-*
Bark: -.-; *body slams Sonic*
Sonic: O.O OOF!!!
Shadow: Gawd, you suck!!!!!!
Sonic: *starts doing the lightning kick*
Bark: *standing behind Sonic* -.-;; *punches Sonic in the head*
Sonic: Ugh....there's only one thing to do. *glares at Bark*
Bark: *glares at Sonic*
Sonic: *falls to his knees and starts crying* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME
WIN!!!! WAAAAA!!
Bark: *siiigh* -____-;; *falls down*
Announcer Dude: And Sonic is the winner..I guess.
Sonic: Yesh!!!! I'll play with you some other time!
Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!
Sonic: *waves to audience* ^o^ You love me!!
Audience: *throws garbage at Sonic*
Shadow: HA HA!!!
*Time for the semi-finals. Let's just say the Sonic team beats all their
opponents. Now its time for them to face eachother*
Announcer Dude: Now its time for them to face eachother!
*-.-;;*
Announce r Dude: First up..Amy the Rose vs. Rouge the Bat!
Rouge: Sorry girlie girl, but you're going down!
Amy: We'll see about that!
Omochao: I enjoy being a GRIIILL!!!
Amy: o.0
Rouge: *starts kicking Amy*
Amy: o.o OOF!!!
Omochao: Don't just stand there! Fly in the air and use your magical shoes.
*starts singing* When you wish upon a beanstalk..
Amy: SHUT UP!!! ;-; You're making me lose my concentration!
Omochao: Orange juice is made from concentration! See, if you concentrate, and
with magic and love all cows will moo!
Amy: What the--*gets kicked in the head by Rouge..well duh!* *falls to the
ground*
Rouge: *kicks Amy in the stomach*
Amy: x__x
Announcer Dude: I think its safe to say that Rouge the Bat wins!!!
Rouge: *continues to kick Amy in the stomach*
Announcer Dude: Umm..Rouge, you won.
Rouge: DIE!!!!
Announcer Dude: o.o Someone pull Amy out of there!!
Someone: *siiigh* *pulls Amy out of the ring*
Rouge: ^-^; Sorry..I got a little carried away.
Amy: *coughs up blood*
Rouge: ^___^; Hehehehe.
Announcer Dude: Next up...Rouge the Bat vs. Knuckles the Echidna!
StarWolf: COME ON KNUCKLES!!! BEAT HER TO THE GROUND!! MURDER HER!! KILL HER I
SAY!! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!
Audience: *stare at StarWolf*
StarWolf: ^-^;; Hehehe.
Rouge: This reminds me of the time I beat you in Meteor Herd.
Knuckles: Well, this reminds me of the time I beat YOU in Meteor Herd.
Omochao: And this reminds me of boneless muffins! I use to be an imitation
blueberry once..
Knuckles/Rouge: .__.;;;
Rouge: I hope you're prepared to lose!
Knuckles: That's MY line!!
Rouge: *kick kick kick*
Knuckles: *dodge dodge dodge punch uppercut*
Rouge: OOOWWW!!! *starts crying*
Knuckles: Woah! Are you okay?! I'm sorry!!
Rouge: *continues to cry*
Knuckles: *walks over to Rouge* Are you gonna be alright?!
Rouge: *stops crying* |: Yup! *tosses Knuckles over her shoulders*
Knuckles: OO!!!
Rouge: *cackle*
Knuckles: That was real low, red.
Rouge: I know! ^-^
Omochao: I once had low-belt pants..then they died! *sniffle* WHY THE PANTS!!!
Rouge: *glares at Omochao* Would you shut up already?!
Omochao: All I'm saying is to give pants a chance, because they grow up into
prettyful buttercups!
Rouge: ?_? Well..time to finish Knu--*turns around and gets punched by Knuckles*
Knuckles: *uppercuts Rouge*
Rouge: @_@ *trips over Omochao and falls to the ground*
Announcer Dude: And Knuckles the Echidna wins!!!!!
StarWolf: ^O^ WOOOOOOT!!!! GO KNUCKLES!!!!!
Announcer Dude: Next up: Knuckles the Echidna vs. Miles "Tails" Prower!
Tails: I'm not scared, and I won't run away!
Knuckles: ...uh huh.
Omochao: Sonic sez..drugs are ice cream!
Knuckles: Sonic "sez" alot of crap!
Tails: *starts doing his tail dance..yup*
Knuckles: ._.
Omochao: I taught him everything I don't know! *flies under Tails*
Tails: o.0!! *trips over Omochao and falls in a not-so-nice position* OO!!!!!
Knuckles: Eeep!
Omochao: Another bites the termites in the mouth.
Announcer Dude: And Knuckles the Echinda wins!!!
Tails: ;-; Help me up!!!!
Someone: *carries Tails out of the ring..yesh*
Announcer Dude: Next round...yeah I should have used that ealier..anymoo
its..Knuckles the Echidna vs. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic: Alright!!! I'm gonna beat you just like I did in SA1!
Knuckles: *rolls eyes*
Omochao: If you stand still, Sonic won't hit you! Have you seen this guy try to
kick?! Its pathetic!! Pathetic like an ant in the moose!!!
Knuckles: Umm..yeeah. *stands still*
Sonic: *uses "Lightning Kick" on Knuckles*
Knuckles: NOOOOOO!!! *falls down* Omochao..must..die! *faints*
Sonic: ^o^ I win!!!
Audience: BOOOOOO!!!!!!
StarWolf: YOU SUCK!!! *throws a green weasal at Sonic*
Sonic: o0!!!! ITS DISEASED!! GET IT OFF!!!
Announcer Dude: Anyways...this will be our next to final round! Only one will
get to face the champion!!! For this round its..Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Shadow
the Hedgehog!
Shaundra/Killi: ^O^ GO SHADOW!!!!!
Shadow: Well, looks like I'll get to kick your ass..again.
Sonic: No! Its your ass that I'll be kickin..wha..yeah!!!
Omochao: *throws dirt on top of his head* I'm the imitation blueberry again!!! I
can imitate a blueberry..inside a muffin!!
Sonic: Would you shut up about the blueberry!!!
Shadow: *punches Sonic* Ya know..you should never keep your eyes off of your
opponent.
Sonic: @_@ I knew that.
Omochao: And you should never keep your mom in a closet for 40 years with your
Uncle Bob! That's how I was born!
Sonic/Shadow: o0!!!!!!
Sonic: Anyways..KIKOUKEN!!!
Shadow: |: CHAOS CONTROL!!!
*Everything freezes..no duh*
Shadow: *moves Sonic to where he was standing, so the fireball will hit
Sonic..that did make sense!*
*Everything unfreezes*
Sonic: OO!!! *gets hit by fireball*
Shadow: |:
Sonic: Shadow, quit cheating!!!!!
Omochao: Cheaters never blossom into a railroad track!
*pause*
Omochao: Well they don't!!!
Sonic: ...yup.
Omochao: Sonic, you're blue like a blueberry muffin! Join the imitation
blueberry side!!! *throws steaming hot oil over Sonic*
Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! ITS BURNS!!!!
Shadow: *points and laughs*
Sonic: *rolling on the ground* ;-; Make it stop!!
Shadow: I'll put you out of your misery! Chaos Spear!!
Sonic: *passes out*
Announcer Dude: Shadow the Hedgehog wins!!!!!
Audience: WOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
Announcer Dude: Now for the final round. Time to fight the champion of all time!
Shadow the Hedgehog vs Dr.Eggman!!!!
Shadow: *gasp*
Sonic: *gasp*
Tails: *gasp*
Amy: *gasp*
Rouge: We get the damn point!! Everyone freakin gasped!!! Can we move on!?
Eggman: *evil cackle* I love it when my plans work!
Shadow: What are you babbling about?!
Amy: *sitting in the audience eatting ice cream* Yeah! You got some s'plainin to
do!
Eggman: This whole thing was staged so I could see who the best fighter
was...and with my new "Essence Egg-sorber" I'll be able to steal all of your
moves! I'll be unstoppable!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! I crack myself up!
Crack..egg..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *falls on the ground laughing*
Shadow: -.-;; Shut up already!!!!
Eggman: *gets up* *ahem* Prepare to have all your smooth moves..out of your
body...YOSH!!
Shadow: We'll see about that!!
Omochao: Bark like a chicken, and sting like a dog! You can't stop Mohamook
Sheep!!
Shadow: Once again, that made NO SENSE!!!
Eggman:Yooosh!!! *starts shooting Shadow with his "Volkan Cannon"*
Shadow: OO EEP!!!
Tails: We should help him!!!!
Everyone else: Yea!!!
*They continue to sit in the audience and eat popcorn*
Omochao: *singing* My bologna has a first name its O-M-O-C-H-A-O! My bologna as
a second name its C-H-A-O-I-D-I-O-S-Y-N-C-R-A-S-Y!! I love to eat it everyday
and if you ask me why I'll saaaay! Cause Omochaochaoidiosyncrasy always has a
way with S-H-A-D-O-W yeah!
Shadow: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Eggman: I got you now, Shadow! *shoots glue gun at Shadow..like in the Sonic
Anime ^.^*
Shadow: o0 What the hell?! I'm stuck!!!!
Eggman: Say goodbye to all your moves, Shadow! They belong to me now!!! *fires
his "Essence Egg-sorber" ray*
Shadow: Absorb this!!! *throws Omochao in the path of the ray*
Eggman: NOOO!!!! It absorbed Omochao's fighting techniques! *pause* Can he even
fight?!
*The "Essence Egg-sorber" absorbs Omochao's stupidity, which causes the machine
to explode..and sends Eggman flying into next week ^.^;*
Eggman: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!! *ping*
Shadow: That was..fun??
Amy: ^-^ I had a good time!!
Knuckles: You fight dirty, Rouge.
Rouge: ^-^ Thanks!
Sonic: Let's go home to the planet that's as kewl and blue as me!!
Tails: Shut up, Sonic!
Announcer Dude: Thanks for coming! Goodnight everybody!
*Everyone leaves*
Shadow: Hey!!! I'm still stuck!!!!
Omochao: *starts singing..again* Now its time to say goodbye to all our cup of
tea! O-M-O...O you real soon! C-H-A...A? Because I like shoes! O-and we've run
out of letters!!!
Shadow: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mako-chan: So ends another chapter filled with ice cream! ^.^ Hope you liked
it!! Don't forget to review! I love you guys, and may the cows be with moo
all!!!!
Tails: ^o^ Yea!!!
Mako: *snickers* Silly Shaundra..she thinks Shadow-sama is hers!
Shaundra: (aka monkey_girl15) *jumps out of a garbage can* What was that?!?!
Mako: o.o;; Nothin!
Shaundra: You know Shadow belongs to ME!!!
Mako: MOO!! WOGEGE!!!!!!!!!
Shaundra: ...come again?!
Killi: (aka Killiana Saiya) *pops out of the ground* Are you guys talking about
Shadow?!
Mako: Yeah..this insane cow thinks Shadow's is hers!
Shaundra: You cna't call me that and get away with it!
Mako: I what?!
Shaundra: Oops..I meant cna't!
Killi: *snickers*
Shaundra: GRRRRRR!!! CAN'T!!!!!!
Shadow: *walks by* -.-
Killi/Shaundra/Mako: OO!!!!!!!! *they jump on Shadow*
Shadow: o.o I don't have any money!!!!
Killi: ^o^ I luvs ya Shadow!!!
Shaundra: Nuh uh!! I love you more!!
Mako: I love you the mostest..even though mostest isn't a word...
Tails: This is getting really weird.
Sonic: You can say that again!
StarWolf: (aka Katie) *driving in her car and runs over Sonic* ^-^
Sonic: x__x I didn't need that spine anyways!
StarWolf: *jumps out of the car and lands on Sonic's head* ^o^ Heylo!!
Sonic: ;-; Pain!!!
Mako: *pulling Shadow's arm* Let go of him!!
Shaundra: *pulling Shadow's other arm..ya think!* NEVER!!!
Killi: *holding on to Shadow's waist* Heeehehehehhe!
Knuckles: ^-^ I like rap too!!
*Everyone stares at Knuckles*
Knuckles: What?!
StarWolf: ^o^ That's my kawaii bishounen!! *hugs Knuckles*
Knuckles: ^-^ Fangirls are the best!
Shadow: Can't...breathe..
Tails: This is getting weird. While those crazy people are doing..stuph..I'm
going to list the upcoming chapters! *ahem*
~Dear Diary~ We finally find out what's in Sonic's diary..and other stuph!!
Shadow: ^^; Wouldn't you rather go with umm...Sonic!?
Shaundra/Killi/Mako: *look at Sonic, then at Shadow, then at Sonic, then at
Shadow*
Shaundra: Like we were saying..
Killi: ^o^ He's mine!!!
Mako: MINE!!
Sonic: ;-; I'm not loved.
Rouge: Get over it!!!
StarWolf: Ach!! The sun burns! ;-;
Knuckles: *gives StarWolf his sunglasses* ^-^
StarWolf: o-o!!!!!! Your..sun...meep!!! SO HAPPY!! *faints*
Knuckles: *catches her* *phew-ness*
Tails: STOP INTERRUPTING!!! *ahem*
~Something Special~ ...its something special. The title will change..yup.
~Whiffle Wha?!~ All of us play an interesting game of whiffle ball! This might
come before "Something Special".
~The Dancing Queen~ SFL's idea! Amy enrolls all of us into a..ballet..class.
*gulp*
~The Singing Heart~ Lori Kimaya's idea! Omochao tricks us all into a singing
contest..and upstages us all!
~The Dating Game Act 1~ Andii-kun's idea! Sonic and Amy go out on a date..and
Omochao screws it up!
Amy: ^o^ YAY!!! A DATE WITH SONIKKU!!!
Sonic: GAWD NOOOOOO!!!
StarWolf: Shut up!!! *kicks Sonic in the head*
Knuckles: ^-^ Sweeeeet!
StarWolf: ^.^ I know!
Tails: ANYWAYS!!! Back to ME!!!
~The Dating Game Act 2~ Magan12's idea! Knuckles and Rouge go out on a date..and
Omochao ruins their night!
~Road Trip of Doom~ Killiana Saiya's idea! All of us go on a road trip, and
Omochao gets us lost in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!! And we meet Courage the Cowardly
dog!
Shadow: *jumps out of the fangirl's grasp* o.o Gotta go! CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!
*disappears*
Killi: ;-; I lose more Shadow's that way.
Shaundra: Huh?!
StarWolf: *still huggling Knuckles* ^_^ You're the kewlest, Knuckles!
Knuckles: ^__^ Yeah, I am!
StarWolf: Come on! Let's go think of new ways to cause pain to Sonic..and other
stuph!
Knuckles: Sounds like a plan to me!!
*StarWolf and Knuckles walk off hand in hand..into the sunset*
Killi: ;-; That's not fair!!
Shaundra: *sniffle* Shadow...
Mako: ;__;
Tails: This is getting weird.
Rouge: My name is Tails and I like to repeat myself!!!
Tails: ;-; LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *flies away crying*
Amy: ¬¬ You're just mad, because Knuckles walked away with another girl!
Rouge: I DON'T CARE!!!! *storms off angerily*
Mako: *sob* We'll get Shadow-sama another day!
Killi: We must never give up!
Shaundra: GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Knuckles and StarWolf magically appear for the group hug..then walk off into a
hotel room..oo!!!*
*Coll walks by holding a Shadow plushie*
Shaundra/Killi/Mako: O____O!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE PLUSHIE!!!
Coll: ..huh?! o.0 EVIL PEOPLE!!! *runs for her life*
Tails: That's it! This chapter ends right here, right now!!
Mako: But--
Tails: NO!!
Mako: But I--
Tails: -.- Nope!
Mako: Wogege!!
Tails: Nurf!!
*pause*
Mako: ..nurf??
Tails: ....wogege??
Rouge: :( *throws a "The End of This Freakin Chapter" sign on the ground*
*No imitation blueberries were hurt during the making of this chapter*
Rouge: *points to the sign* :(
*..sooorry, geesh.*
caught on to my hints for another fanfish...or fanfic. Santa Claus will finish
where Big Boss Omochao failed..but I won't be writing that until Christmas ^-^;;
Oh oh!! Another Sonic Anime and another Sonic game is coming out..NEXT YEAR!!
WOOT!! Anymoo, I wanna thank Soul for giving me the idear for this chapter! Oh,
and StarWolf, Killi, and Shaundra own themselves..-.- yup! Now, on with the
cows! ..or show..or fic...or..*continues to babble to herself*
Adventures with Omochao
~Let's Get Ready To Rumble~
I'm Rouge the Bat. I'm the world's
greatest treasurer hunter!
Big Boss Omochao is as stubborn as
Eggman! He just doesn't know when
to give up! So, I beat the stuffing out of
him....okay, Sonic beat him, but he
couldn't have done it without me!
I think that's the last time we'll be
seeing him..I hope. On with the story!
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*Inside Amy's apartment*
Omochao: *reading Bar-Ohki's "A chao for everyone" story* ^O^ YAY!!! I made a
guest appearance in this fic! I'm popular!! I'm loved!! I'm gravy! *points to
screen* See?! I'm right there! Kiss myself! Kiss myself! Kiss myself! *slams
head into the computer, causing it to explode*
Tails: |:| Damn it!! That's the third computer this week!
Omochao: Live and learn..then get laid!
Tails: o0!!!
Knuckles: I'm so bored!
Amy: ^_^ You should help out the community!
Knuckles: ..I'm not THAT bored. -.-
Sonic: *singing along with the tv* ^o^ Mad about Madeline! Three cheers for
Madeline! She makes us say ooo la la!
Shadow: She makes me say..DIE YOU STUPID BITCH FROM HELL!!!!!!
Everyone else: o.0
Shadow: What? Whaaat?!?!
Rouge: Anyways...yup.
*silence*
Am y: *looking out the window* ^o^ Hey everyone! The mailman is here!!
Sonic: And we care because..??
Amy: *starts dancing like a moron while singing* Here's the mail it never fails!
It makes me wanna wag my tail! When its here I wanna wail MAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!
Shadow: *also singing* Amy if that song again, I will be forced to SHOOT
YOU!!!!!!
Knuckles: Aren't you violent today. o.o
Shadow: -.- Blah.
Amy: ^__^ I'm gonna get the mail now! *jumps out of the window*
Tails: Using the door would be too easy. -.-;;
Amy: *falls through the ceiling* I'm baaacku! *-* Didja miss me Sonikku??
Sonic: Hell no!
Amy: ;-; My heart is filled with sadness. *gets over it* All of everyone got
mail!
Rouge: *rolls eyes* Yeah, that made sense.
Amy: ^o^ I know! *gives mail to everyone*
Knuckles: Wooah..these look like invitations!
Rouge: *pats Knuckles on the head* Good boy! Here's your doggy treat!
Knuckles: |:| Shut up!
Tails: ..why'd they send Knuckles and Rouge's invitation here?
*long pause*
Shadow: Anyways...*opens invitation* Looks like we've been invited to take part
in an upcoming annual martial arts tournament called, "The Martial Arts
Tournament".
Amy: ^o^ That's the bestest name ever!!!
Rouge: Why'd Amy get invited?!
Amy: ^_~ 'Cause I'm pretty.
Rouge: ...no.
Shadow: Riiight. Anyways, its being held at "Station Square Martial Arts Arena".
Sonic: Alright! Let's go check it out!
Everyone else: ^o^ Yea!!!
*Sonic and co. have left the building*
Omochao: *reading ingredients for blueberry muffins..because he can* Imitation
blueberries?! *light bulb appears over Omochao's head..then the light goes out*
;-; Aaww. *hits light bulb and it shines..shines like a fox!! I dunno* O___O I
got an idear!!!
*Cut to: Station Square Martial Arts Arena*
Amy: Its all big..like an arena!
Tails: -.-; Gee, I wonder why.
Guard: Woah! Where do you guys think you're going?
Sonic: Let me handle this. *ahem* I'm Sonic, ya know, the world's fastest
hedgehog! *cheesy smile*
Shadow: *smacks forehead*
Guard: *pushes Sonic* Don't care!! You're not welcomed here!
Sonic: ;-; But we were invited! See!?!? *hands the guard his invitation*
Guard: Did you read the bottom?
Sonic: ?_?
Guard: *siigh* It says this is for certified professionals! No street
fighters!!!!
Sonic: DOH!!
Guard: You can go take lessons at the "Station Square Fighting Academy"...well
except for Knuckles, Rouge and Shadow. They're already qualified!
Knuckles: We are?! ^o^ Kewl!!
Rouge: High five!!!!!!
*Knuckles and Rouge try to high five eachother..and miss*
Tails: Why are they qualified?!
Guard: ^_^ Because they're my favorite Sega characters!!!
Shadow: Its nice to be popular! ^_^
Guard: You three can wait in the "Fighter's Lounge". *opens door to the
"Fighter's Lounge"*
*The "Fighter's Lounge" is filled with fancy food, a casino..and a swimming
pool! Shadow, Knuckles, and Rouge quickly run in*
Sonic: ;-; That's not fair!
Guard: Uh huh. *throws Sonic, Amy and Tails outside*
Tails: That was uncalled for!!!
Sonic: Yup. *pause* To the fighting..place..thing!!!!
Amy: *-* Sonikku has such a way with words!
*Cut to: Station Square Fighting Academy: Kickboxing*
Chun Li: *bows to Sonic. Oh, Chun Li and all the other "Street Fighters"
characters belong to Capcom. And is Chun Li a kickboxer? No. Do I care? No.*
Sonic: Hiya!
Chun Li: *smacks Sonic* You're suppose to bow to your teacher! Very
disrespectful! Minus ten points. -.-
Sonic: ;-; I didn't know!
*Omochao magically appears*
Sonic: o0 What the hell?!
Omochao: *covered in muffin mix* ^-^ Hehehehehehe! I'm an imitation blueberry!!
Sonic/Chun Li: *fall down anime style*
Chun Li: Let's get started. Sometimes speed is more important that strength.
Sonic: I totally agree!!
Chun Li: Stop interrupting!!!! First I will teach you my "Kikouken" fireball.
Sonic: Is that even a kickboxing move?
Chun Li: *punches Sonic* Never question your teacher! Minus ten points!
Omochao: I'm an imitation blueberry in a muffin!
Sonic: Shut up!!
Omochao: I know you are, but what am I!
Sonic: -.-;; *kicks Omochao and he accidentally hits Chun Li*
Chun Li: *death glare*
Sonic: o.o Oh sugar!!
Chun Li: KIKOUKEN!!!!!
Sonic: *burnt to a crisp* *cough choke* x.x
Omochao: The imitation blueberry knows all!! Chun Li really hates her father. If
you insult her father, she'll be your best friend! ^_^ Try it!
Sonic: x.x If you say so. *ahem* Chun Li, I think your father is a total and
complete asshole! If he were here right now, I'd kill him!
Chun Li: *bursts into tears* FATHER!!!!!!! *runs away*
Sonic: ._.; Huzzah?
Omochao: She's crying tears of happy sunshine in a bag!
Sonic: ...what?!
Omochao: I'm the imitation blueberry!!
Chun Li: *comes running back with a extremely pissed off look on her face* I'll
make you pay for what you said about my father!! Remember..I am the strongest
woman in the world!
Sonic: ^-^;; Can't we talk about this!
*Well to make a long story short..Chun Li beats the crap out of Sonic*
Sonic: x___x
Chun Li: *jumps up and down* Hahahahaha! ^o^ YATAI!!! *pose*
Omochao: Imitation blueberry..AWAY!!!!
*Cut to: Station Square Fighting Academy: Caporeia (which is using breakdancing
for fighting)*
Tails: Where's the instructor?
E. Honda: *sitting in a pool full of jello* *grunt*
Tails: ._.; You're the caporeia instructor?!
E. Honda: *grunt*
Omochao: They don't call him a sumo wrestler for nothing! *snort*
E. Honda: *grabs Omochao and licks the muffin mix off of him*
Tails: Must..not..vomit..
Omochao: ^-^ I like being licked! Candy cane!!!
E. Honda: *panting* I'll..be..with..you..in...minute..
Tails: Okay.
E. Honda: *grabs a bucket of bacon fat and drinks it*
Tails: *gag*
E. Honda: *gets up* Now..I'm..ready. OO!!!! *has a heart attack and passes out*
Omochao: I am Omochao, here me bark!!!!!
Tails: *ignoring Omochao* I gotta take him to the hospital!!!
Omochao: No!!! You're out of order! She's out of order!! This soda machine is
out of order!!! *throws soda machine on top of E. Honda*
Tails: *shaking Omochao* Why the hell did you do that?!?!
Omochao: ...find your center, or the dinosaurs will eat you!
Tails: Grrrrr!!
Omochao: Don't worry, I'll teach ya how to dancebreak.
Tails: -.-; Its breakdance.
Omochao: Potato, fungus, same difference. *ahem* If you wanna dance and have a
little fun, put your legs out front that's the way its done! You turn around
once so we can see your back, then you go into the kitchen and have a little
snack!! *Dee Dee, from Dexter's Lab sang this annoying song*
Tails: That was stupid!!!!!
Omochao: No, that was the nail of the cow from your bathroom! Ten please!
Tails: *-* You're hurting my head.
Omochao: Imitation blueberry to the rescue!!! *flies away*
*Cut to: Station Square Fighting Academy: Kung Fu*
Amy: ^-^ Everybody was kung fu fighting, and it was a little bit frieghtening!
Ryu: Hadoken!!!
Amy: *o* Wow!!! What a dreeeeeeeamboat!
Omochao: Gee, he's so keen!!!!
Amy: Back off! I saw him first!!
Omochao: To back off, simply rip your back off.
Amy: Umm....o.o
Ryu: Hadoken?
Amy: Is that all you can say?
Ryu: ....hadoken.
Amy: ^.^ Aaaaaww! He reminds me of my Sonikku!
Omochao: He reminds me of the yogurt that's in my underwear!
Amy: o0 Too much information!!!
Ryu: Shinku Hadoken!!! *waits for Amy to imitate*
Amy: Lalalala! Sweet sweet you're so sweeeeet! So many things I want!! I wanna
be a wonderful girl!!
Ryu: *slaps forehead* Dragon Punch!! *waits for Amy to imitate..again*
Amy: My boots rule!! *pause* Hey, you said something besides "Hadoken"!
Omochao: You know what the means!
Amy: *-* No...
Omochao: Banana.
Ryu: *confuzzled*
Omochao: Ryu wants to have an affair with you!!! Go and give him a kiss!!
Ryu: o0!!! Hadoken?!!?
Amy: *blushes* But I'm a married woman!
Ryu: *backs away slowly*
Amy: I guess I can give you one kiss.. ^.^
Ryu: *gives Amy a certificate that says she mastered kung fu, then she pushes
her out the door* *phew*
*Cut to: Station Square Martial Arts Arena*
Guard: Back again?!
Sonic: *bloody and bruised* *-* Yup..
Guard: Let's see the certificate your instructor gave ya!
Tails: ^^ I stole my certificate..I mean...I earned it. *hands it to the guard*
Sonic: *hands guard a certificate made from crayons* ^___^;;
Amy: Here's mine! ^.^
Guard: *grunt* Okay, you can go in now.
Omochao: That's what best friends do! Chocolate milk power!! *flies away*
Guard: *blink blink*
Announcer Dude: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual martial arts
tournament, "The Martial Arts Tournament"!!!
Audience: *starts cheering*
Announcer Dude: Now, let's welcome our contestants!! He's blue and his ego is
about the same size as his freakishly huge head! Heeeeere's Sonic the
Hedgehog!!!
Sonic: ^o^ Whose the fastest?!!? Oh yeah!!!
Audience: ^O^ WOOOOT!!!!!
Announcer Dude: He's adorable, he's Sonic's sidekick, and he has two tails!!
Let's give it up for Miles "Tails" Prower!!!
Tails: ;-; He promised not to say my real name! *sniffle*
Audience: AAAAWWWW!!!!
Announcer Dude: He is usually mistaken for a dog, and he can't rap!! Let's here
it for Knuckles the Echidna!!!!
StarWolf: ^O^ WOOOT GO KNUCKLES!!!!
Audience: ^o^ YAAAAAAY!!!
StarWolf: :O I'll teach you for staring at my Knuckles!!! *shoots audience* And
as for you, Announcer Dude..*attacks Announcer Dude*
Announcer Dude: *-*
Knuckles: *waves to StarWolf* ^__^
StarWolf: ^-^ Hehehe!
Announcer Dude: @_@ As I was saying before I was beaten up....he's the ultimate
lifeform, and yet he died at the end of Sonic Adventure 2!! Heeeere's Shadow the
Hedgehog!!!!
Shadow: I didn't die, you fool!! CHAOS SPEAR!!!
Announcer Dude: *__*
Shadow: Hmph!
Announcer Dude: *-* Here are the only females on the Sonic Team! (well there's
Tikal..but umm..stuph) Let's give it up for Rouge the Bat and Amy the Rose!!!!!
Amy: ;-; I'm not a rose!!!
Rouge: *singing* Pump, pump, pump, get it, get it! Shake, shake, shake, shake
your little self! That's the way..
Amy: *joins in* ^o^ Yea!!
Rouge: That's the way..
Amy/Rouge: YOU GO GIRL!!!
Announcer Dude: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...LET'S GET READY TO
RUMBLE!!!
Audience: ^o^ Let's get ready to rumble!!!!
Announcer Dude: Yeah..that's what I just said!! -.-;; Anyways..all the
contestants will have to do a qualification round! There they will face, one
huge giant of a man..BARK!!!
Knuckles: *rolls on the floor laughing* What kinda stupid name is that?!
HAHAHAHA!!
Bark: *According to Soul, Bark is from the game "Sonic the Fighters". He is a
polar bear who is three times stronger than Knuckles and extremely huge! So huge
that it looks like he can hold all the Sonic characters like a dollie* |:
Knuckles: o.o *gulp*
Announcer Dude: And the first one to fight this beast will be...ROUGE THE BAT!!!
Rouge: Piece of cake!
Omochao: I'll help! *trips and explodes*
Rouge: ._.;; *steps into the ring*
Bark: *roars* |:
Rouge: ^_~ Hey there! *strikes a slutty pose and blows a kiss*
Bark: *drools*
*Description of what Rouge does next will not be told, because this is a PG-13
story o.o*
Bark: *faints*
Announcer Dude: Rouge the Bat is the victor!!!!!
Rouge: *to everyone else* Too bad you guys aren't as sexy as me! *giggles*
Bark: *fully recovered*
Announcer Dude: Next up..Shadow the Hedgehog!
Shadow: Prepare to be beaten!!
Bark: *glare* *runs towards Shadow and is about to punch him until..*
Shadow: |: CHAOS CONTROL!!!!
*Everything freezes*
Sonic: Brr! So cold!!
*Stupid pun #1972631*
Shadow: *warps behind Bark and pushes him down*
*Everything unfreezes*
Bark: ?_?
Announcer Dude: ...uuhhh..Shadow the Hedgehog wins!! SUCCESS!!
Shadow: Yeah, I am the ultimate! ^^
Audience: WOOT WOOT!!!
Announcer Dude: Next up..Amy the Rose!!
Amy: Its AMY ROSE!!!
Bark: :)
Amy: ^_^
Bark: *picks up Amy and throws her to the ground*
Amy: @_@ Gaaah!! What was that thing that hot guy was teaching me?
Omochao: Piko Piko Chocolate Mixer! Have a cornbread and don't stop clicking!
Amy: WTF!?!?!?!
Omochao: Huh!?
*Omochao is confused ? ? Omochao hurt himself in confusion*
Omochao: OW!!!!!!
Bark: *rooooar*
Amy: Now I remember!!! Hadoken!!!
Bark: *gets hit with fireball* @____@
Announcer Dude: And Amy the Rose is the winner!!!!
Audience: *silent*
Amy: ^o^ Thank you!!!
Announcer Dude: Next fighter is...Miles "Tails" Prower!
Tails: o.o Oh gawd!! I'm gonna die!!!
Bark: :( *falls down*
Tails: Huh?!
Announcer Dude: Looks like Bark didn't have the heart to beat up the cute lil
fox-boy!
Audience: AAAAAWWWW!!! *applause*
Tails: ^__^
Announcer Dude: Next up..Knuckles the Echidna!!!!
Bark: |:
Knuckles: ^.^; Oh dear!
Bark: GYAAAAAAAA!! *slams Knuckles into the ground and beats him..beats him like
a fox!!!*
Rouge: *gasp* o.o
StarWolf: NOOOOOOO!!! *jumps down form the audience and jumps on Bark*
Bark: o0!!!?!
StarWolf: Leave my Knuckles alone!! *kicks him in the head*
Bark: OO!!!!
Knuckles: THUNDER ARROW!!!!!
Bark: *collapses*
Knuckles: ^.^ Thanks for helping me!
StarWolf: That's what fangirls are for! ^-^
Rouge: *glare*
Announcer Dude: Can the crazy girl please step out of the ring!!
StarWolf: I'm prettyful damn it!!! STUPH ATTACKU!!! *attacks the Announcer Dude*
Announcer Dude: GOOD GOD!! HELP ME!!!!
Everyone else: ^o^ Kill him, StarWolf! Kill him, StarWolf!!!
StarWolf: Thank you! *flies back into the audience* ^-^
Announcer Dude: *-* Ugh...last..but not least...Sonic the *faints*
Sonic: I'm a guy who loves adventures!
Bark: ...*punches Sonic*
Sonic: *-*
Bark: -.-; *body slams Sonic*
Sonic: O.O OOF!!!
Shadow: Gawd, you suck!!!!!!
Sonic: *starts doing the lightning kick*
Bark: *standing behind Sonic* -.-;; *punches Sonic in the head*
Sonic: Ugh....there's only one thing to do. *glares at Bark*
Bark: *glares at Sonic*
Sonic: *falls to his knees and starts crying* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME
WIN!!!! WAAAAA!!
Bark: *siiigh* -____-;; *falls down*
Announcer Dude: And Sonic is the winner..I guess.
Sonic: Yesh!!!! I'll play with you some other time!
Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!
Sonic: *waves to audience* ^o^ You love me!!
Audience: *throws garbage at Sonic*
Shadow: HA HA!!!
*Time for the semi-finals. Let's just say the Sonic team beats all their
opponents. Now its time for them to face eachother*
Announcer Dude: Now its time for them to face eachother!
*-.-;;*
Announce r Dude: First up..Amy the Rose vs. Rouge the Bat!
Rouge: Sorry girlie girl, but you're going down!
Amy: We'll see about that!
Omochao: I enjoy being a GRIIILL!!!
Amy: o.0
Rouge: *starts kicking Amy*
Amy: o.o OOF!!!
Omochao: Don't just stand there! Fly in the air and use your magical shoes.
*starts singing* When you wish upon a beanstalk..
Amy: SHUT UP!!! ;-; You're making me lose my concentration!
Omochao: Orange juice is made from concentration! See, if you concentrate, and
with magic and love all cows will moo!
Amy: What the--*gets kicked in the head by Rouge..well duh!* *falls to the
ground*
Rouge: *kicks Amy in the stomach*
Amy: x__x
Announcer Dude: I think its safe to say that Rouge the Bat wins!!!
Rouge: *continues to kick Amy in the stomach*
Announcer Dude: Umm..Rouge, you won.
Rouge: DIE!!!!
Announcer Dude: o.o Someone pull Amy out of there!!
Someone: *siiigh* *pulls Amy out of the ring*
Rouge: ^-^; Sorry..I got a little carried away.
Amy: *coughs up blood*
Rouge: ^___^; Hehehehe.
Announcer Dude: Next up...Rouge the Bat vs. Knuckles the Echidna!
StarWolf: COME ON KNUCKLES!!! BEAT HER TO THE GROUND!! MURDER HER!! KILL HER I
SAY!! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!
Audience: *stare at StarWolf*
StarWolf: ^-^;; Hehehe.
Rouge: This reminds me of the time I beat you in Meteor Herd.
Knuckles: Well, this reminds me of the time I beat YOU in Meteor Herd.
Omochao: And this reminds me of boneless muffins! I use to be an imitation
blueberry once..
Knuckles/Rouge: .__.;;;
Rouge: I hope you're prepared to lose!
Knuckles: That's MY line!!
Rouge: *kick kick kick*
Knuckles: *dodge dodge dodge punch uppercut*
Rouge: OOOWWW!!! *starts crying*
Knuckles: Woah! Are you okay?! I'm sorry!!
Rouge: *continues to cry*
Knuckles: *walks over to Rouge* Are you gonna be alright?!
Rouge: *stops crying* |: Yup! *tosses Knuckles over her shoulders*
Knuckles: OO!!!
Rouge: *cackle*
Knuckles: That was real low, red.
Rouge: I know! ^-^
Omochao: I once had low-belt pants..then they died! *sniffle* WHY THE PANTS!!!
Rouge: *glares at Omochao* Would you shut up already?!
Omochao: All I'm saying is to give pants a chance, because they grow up into
prettyful buttercups!
Rouge: ?_? Well..time to finish Knu--*turns around and gets punched by Knuckles*
Knuckles: *uppercuts Rouge*
Rouge: @_@ *trips over Omochao and falls to the ground*
Announcer Dude: And Knuckles the Echidna wins!!!!!
StarWolf: ^O^ WOOOOOOT!!!! GO KNUCKLES!!!!!
Announcer Dude: Next up: Knuckles the Echidna vs. Miles "Tails" Prower!
Tails: I'm not scared, and I won't run away!
Knuckles: ...uh huh.
Omochao: Sonic sez..drugs are ice cream!
Knuckles: Sonic "sez" alot of crap!
Tails: *starts doing his tail dance..yup*
Knuckles: ._.
Omochao: I taught him everything I don't know! *flies under Tails*
Tails: o.0!! *trips over Omochao and falls in a not-so-nice position* OO!!!!!
Knuckles: Eeep!
Omochao: Another bites the termites in the mouth.
Announcer Dude: And Knuckles the Echinda wins!!!
Tails: ;-; Help me up!!!!
Someone: *carries Tails out of the ring..yesh*
Announcer Dude: Next round...yeah I should have used that ealier..anymoo
its..Knuckles the Echidna vs. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic: Alright!!! I'm gonna beat you just like I did in SA1!
Knuckles: *rolls eyes*
Omochao: If you stand still, Sonic won't hit you! Have you seen this guy try to
kick?! Its pathetic!! Pathetic like an ant in the moose!!!
Knuckles: Umm..yeeah. *stands still*
Sonic: *uses "Lightning Kick" on Knuckles*
Knuckles: NOOOOOO!!! *falls down* Omochao..must..die! *faints*
Sonic: ^o^ I win!!!
Audience: BOOOOOO!!!!!!
StarWolf: YOU SUCK!!! *throws a green weasal at Sonic*
Sonic: o0!!!! ITS DISEASED!! GET IT OFF!!!
Announcer Dude: Anyways...this will be our next to final round! Only one will
get to face the champion!!! For this round its..Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Shadow
the Hedgehog!
Shaundra/Killi: ^O^ GO SHADOW!!!!!
Shadow: Well, looks like I'll get to kick your ass..again.
Sonic: No! Its your ass that I'll be kickin..wha..yeah!!!
Omochao: *throws dirt on top of his head* I'm the imitation blueberry again!!! I
can imitate a blueberry..inside a muffin!!
Sonic: Would you shut up about the blueberry!!!
Shadow: *punches Sonic* Ya know..you should never keep your eyes off of your
opponent.
Sonic: @_@ I knew that.
Omochao: And you should never keep your mom in a closet for 40 years with your
Uncle Bob! That's how I was born!
Sonic/Shadow: o0!!!!!!
Sonic: Anyways..KIKOUKEN!!!
Shadow: |: CHAOS CONTROL!!!
*Everything freezes..no duh*
Shadow: *moves Sonic to where he was standing, so the fireball will hit
Sonic..that did make sense!*
*Everything unfreezes*
Sonic: OO!!! *gets hit by fireball*
Shadow: |:
Sonic: Shadow, quit cheating!!!!!
Omochao: Cheaters never blossom into a railroad track!
*pause*
Omochao: Well they don't!!!
Sonic: ...yup.
Omochao: Sonic, you're blue like a blueberry muffin! Join the imitation
blueberry side!!! *throws steaming hot oil over Sonic*
Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! ITS BURNS!!!!
Shadow: *points and laughs*
Sonic: *rolling on the ground* ;-; Make it stop!!
Shadow: I'll put you out of your misery! Chaos Spear!!
Sonic: *passes out*
Announcer Dude: Shadow the Hedgehog wins!!!!!
Audience: WOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
Announcer Dude: Now for the final round. Time to fight the champion of all time!
Shadow the Hedgehog vs Dr.Eggman!!!!
Shadow: *gasp*
Sonic: *gasp*
Tails: *gasp*
Amy: *gasp*
Rouge: We get the damn point!! Everyone freakin gasped!!! Can we move on!?
Eggman: *evil cackle* I love it when my plans work!
Shadow: What are you babbling about?!
Amy: *sitting in the audience eatting ice cream* Yeah! You got some s'plainin to
do!
Eggman: This whole thing was staged so I could see who the best fighter
was...and with my new "Essence Egg-sorber" I'll be able to steal all of your
moves! I'll be unstoppable!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! I crack myself up!
Crack..egg..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *falls on the ground laughing*
Shadow: -.-;; Shut up already!!!!
Eggman: *gets up* *ahem* Prepare to have all your smooth moves..out of your
body...YOSH!!
Shadow: We'll see about that!!
Omochao: Bark like a chicken, and sting like a dog! You can't stop Mohamook
Sheep!!
Shadow: Once again, that made NO SENSE!!!
Eggman:Yooosh!!! *starts shooting Shadow with his "Volkan Cannon"*
Shadow: OO EEP!!!
Tails: We should help him!!!!
Everyone else: Yea!!!
*They continue to sit in the audience and eat popcorn*
Omochao: *singing* My bologna has a first name its O-M-O-C-H-A-O! My bologna as
a second name its C-H-A-O-I-D-I-O-S-Y-N-C-R-A-S-Y!! I love to eat it everyday
and if you ask me why I'll saaaay! Cause Omochaochaoidiosyncrasy always has a
way with S-H-A-D-O-W yeah!
Shadow: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Eggman: I got you now, Shadow! *shoots glue gun at Shadow..like in the Sonic
Anime ^.^*
Shadow: o0 What the hell?! I'm stuck!!!!
Eggman: Say goodbye to all your moves, Shadow! They belong to me now!!! *fires
his "Essence Egg-sorber" ray*
Shadow: Absorb this!!! *throws Omochao in the path of the ray*
Eggman: NOOO!!!! It absorbed Omochao's fighting techniques! *pause* Can he even
fight?!
*The "Essence Egg-sorber" absorbs Omochao's stupidity, which causes the machine
to explode..and sends Eggman flying into next week ^.^;*
Eggman: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!! *ping*
Shadow: That was..fun??
Amy: ^-^ I had a good time!!
Knuckles: You fight dirty, Rouge.
Rouge: ^-^ Thanks!
Sonic: Let's go home to the planet that's as kewl and blue as me!!
Tails: Shut up, Sonic!
Announcer Dude: Thanks for coming! Goodnight everybody!
*Everyone leaves*
Shadow: Hey!!! I'm still stuck!!!!
Omochao: *starts singing..again* Now its time to say goodbye to all our cup of
tea! O-M-O...O you real soon! C-H-A...A? Because I like shoes! O-and we've run
out of letters!!!
Shadow: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mako-chan: So ends another chapter filled with ice cream! ^.^ Hope you liked
it!! Don't forget to review! I love you guys, and may the cows be with moo
all!!!!
Tails: ^o^ Yea!!!
Mako: *snickers* Silly Shaundra..she thinks Shadow-sama is hers!
Shaundra: (aka monkey_girl15) *jumps out of a garbage can* What was that?!?!
Mako: o.o;; Nothin!
Shaundra: You know Shadow belongs to ME!!!
Mako: MOO!! WOGEGE!!!!!!!!!
Shaundra: ...come again?!
Killi: (aka Killiana Saiya) *pops out of the ground* Are you guys talking about
Shadow?!
Mako: Yeah..this insane cow thinks Shadow's is hers!
Shaundra: You cna't call me that and get away with it!
Mako: I what?!
Shaundra: Oops..I meant cna't!
Killi: *snickers*
Shaundra: GRRRRRR!!! CAN'T!!!!!!
Shadow: *walks by* -.-
Killi/Shaundra/Mako: OO!!!!!!!! *they jump on Shadow*
Shadow: o.o I don't have any money!!!!
Killi: ^o^ I luvs ya Shadow!!!
Shaundra: Nuh uh!! I love you more!!
Mako: I love you the mostest..even though mostest isn't a word...
Tails: This is getting really weird.
Sonic: You can say that again!
StarWolf: (aka Katie) *driving in her car and runs over Sonic* ^-^
Sonic: x__x I didn't need that spine anyways!
StarWolf: *jumps out of the car and lands on Sonic's head* ^o^ Heylo!!
Sonic: ;-; Pain!!!
Mako: *pulling Shadow's arm* Let go of him!!
Shaundra: *pulling Shadow's other arm..ya think!* NEVER!!!
Killi: *holding on to Shadow's waist* Heeehehehehhe!
Knuckles: ^-^ I like rap too!!
*Everyone stares at Knuckles*
Knuckles: What?!
StarWolf: ^o^ That's my kawaii bishounen!! *hugs Knuckles*
Knuckles: ^-^ Fangirls are the best!
Shadow: Can't...breathe..
Tails: This is getting weird. While those crazy people are doing..stuph..I'm
going to list the upcoming chapters! *ahem*
~Dear Diary~ We finally find out what's in Sonic's diary..and other stuph!!
Shadow: ^^; Wouldn't you rather go with umm...Sonic!?
Shaundra/Killi/Mako: *look at Sonic, then at Shadow, then at Sonic, then at
Shadow*
Shaundra: Like we were saying..
Killi: ^o^ He's mine!!!
Mako: MINE!!
Sonic: ;-; I'm not loved.
Rouge: Get over it!!!
StarWolf: Ach!! The sun burns! ;-;
Knuckles: *gives StarWolf his sunglasses* ^-^
StarWolf: o-o!!!!!! Your..sun...meep!!! SO HAPPY!! *faints*
Knuckles: *catches her* *phew-ness*
Tails: STOP INTERRUPTING!!! *ahem*
~Something Special~ ...its something special. The title will change..yup.
~Whiffle Wha?!~ All of us play an interesting game of whiffle ball! This might
come before "Something Special".
~The Dancing Queen~ SFL's idea! Amy enrolls all of us into a..ballet..class.
*gulp*
~The Singing Heart~ Lori Kimaya's idea! Omochao tricks us all into a singing
contest..and upstages us all!
~The Dating Game Act 1~ Andii-kun's idea! Sonic and Amy go out on a date..and
Omochao screws it up!
Amy: ^o^ YAY!!! A DATE WITH SONIKKU!!!
Sonic: GAWD NOOOOOO!!!
StarWolf: Shut up!!! *kicks Sonic in the head*
Knuckles: ^-^ Sweeeeet!
StarWolf: ^.^ I know!
Tails: ANYWAYS!!! Back to ME!!!
~The Dating Game Act 2~ Magan12's idea! Knuckles and Rouge go out on a date..and
Omochao ruins their night!
~Road Trip of Doom~ Killiana Saiya's idea! All of us go on a road trip, and
Omochao gets us lost in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!! And we meet Courage the Cowardly
dog!
Shadow: *jumps out of the fangirl's grasp* o.o Gotta go! CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!
*disappears*
Killi: ;-; I lose more Shadow's that way.
Shaundra: Huh?!
StarWolf: *still huggling Knuckles* ^_^ You're the kewlest, Knuckles!
Knuckles: ^__^ Yeah, I am!
StarWolf: Come on! Let's go think of new ways to cause pain to Sonic..and other
stuph!
Knuckles: Sounds like a plan to me!!
*StarWolf and Knuckles walk off hand in hand..into the sunset*
Killi: ;-; That's not fair!!
Shaundra: *sniffle* Shadow...
Mako: ;__;
Tails: This is getting weird.
Rouge: My name is Tails and I like to repeat myself!!!
Tails: ;-; LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *flies away crying*
Amy: ¬¬ You're just mad, because Knuckles walked away with another girl!
Rouge: I DON'T CARE!!!! *storms off angerily*
Mako: *sob* We'll get Shadow-sama another day!
Killi: We must never give up!
Shaundra: GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Knuckles and StarWolf magically appear for the group hug..then walk off into a
hotel room..oo!!!*
*Coll walks by holding a Shadow plushie*
Shaundra/Killi/Mako: O____O!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE PLUSHIE!!!
Coll: ..huh?! o.0 EVIL PEOPLE!!! *runs for her life*
Tails: That's it! This chapter ends right here, right now!!
Mako: But--
Tails: NO!!
Mako: But I--
Tails: -.- Nope!
Mako: Wogege!!
Tails: Nurf!!
*pause*
Mako: ..nurf??
Tails: ....wogege??
Rouge: :( *throws a "The End of This Freakin Chapter" sign on the ground*
*No imitation blueberries were hurt during the making of this chapter*
Rouge: *points to the sign* :(
*..sooorry, geesh.*