Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ mobius dating agency ❯ mobius dating agency 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: TheVulpineHero1 
Chapter 1
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.27.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 519 | Visits: 712 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter 1
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.27.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 519 | Visits: 712 | Status: Work In Progress
This is just a bit of fun, a little discharge of my creative energy. It isn’t going to be as crazy or outright random as some of my other fics, but it will still be a little slice of comedic release. Whatever that means. You may not like my particular brand of home-grown craziness, but this is comedy without me in it. I do not own any character owned by SEGA. I may introduce some of my Ocs in later chapters.
Mobius Dating Agency: Find the only one for you!
Blue, hyper speed hedgehog seeks a kind, considerate girl who can keep up in a high speed relationship. Must not be jealous, clingy or over-persistent. Ability to deal with my pink haired, hammer nut of a stalker a plus. Call me now, because within 10 seconds, I’ll be gone! BOX 4511
Orphaned, two-tailed genius fox seeks gentle, tender female to make me forget my troubles. Must be interested in technology, science and mechanical jargon. Also must have resistance to air sickness. I don’t mind if your protective mother or small, round blue pet come snooping round my workshop, but if they touch my plane I’ll kick them right out. I have a number of houses in several different locations, so you’ll never be wanting for privacy. Call me now, and let me be yours! BOX 922
Red echidna seeks a woman who doesn’t mind staring at a jewel all day. Must have no problem with standing around in an isolated location on my flying island. Also must be able to deal with my astounding stubbornness. No gold diggers please. Steal a piece of my heart, but not of my gem! BOX 372
Small, cute rabbit seeks intelligent male for a very cute play at coupledom. Being very cute and fluffy will bolster your chances of holding on to me. You must be responsible and protective, otherwise my mother might not let me date you. Must not be allergic to chao. Taste for baking and primary knowledge of flowers an advantage. My likes include ice cream, walking and flying. My dislikes include having me or my mother kidnapped, fighting, seeing other people sad and not being able to help. Come and eat me up, and I’ll leave a creamy taste in your mouth. BOX 1975
Pink hedgehog WLTM a blue, supersonic hedgehog. Leave name, picture and address, and I’ll be hanging on to your legs within 5 minutes. BOX 903
SEGA developer seeking someone who can persuade his multitude of male characters to stop running around naked and persuade his multitude of female characters to change their dresses once in a while. BOX 8629
Slightly dire dating agency themed fanfic seeks an editor who can infuse it with comedy. Serious drama types can sod off. BOX 223
If you wish to reply to any ads, just call 0116 LOVENEST and ask for Honest Eggman.
*All calls cost £5 per minute. Yes, we are a rip-off, but what do you expect?
Mobius Dating Agency: Find the only one for you!
Blue, hyper speed hedgehog seeks a kind, considerate girl who can keep up in a high speed relationship. Must not be jealous, clingy or over-persistent. Ability to deal with my pink haired, hammer nut of a stalker a plus. Call me now, because within 10 seconds, I’ll be gone! BOX 4511
Orphaned, two-tailed genius fox seeks gentle, tender female to make me forget my troubles. Must be interested in technology, science and mechanical jargon. Also must have resistance to air sickness. I don’t mind if your protective mother or small, round blue pet come snooping round my workshop, but if they touch my plane I’ll kick them right out. I have a number of houses in several different locations, so you’ll never be wanting for privacy. Call me now, and let me be yours! BOX 922
Red echidna seeks a woman who doesn’t mind staring at a jewel all day. Must have no problem with standing around in an isolated location on my flying island. Also must be able to deal with my astounding stubbornness. No gold diggers please. Steal a piece of my heart, but not of my gem! BOX 372
Small, cute rabbit seeks intelligent male for a very cute play at coupledom. Being very cute and fluffy will bolster your chances of holding on to me. You must be responsible and protective, otherwise my mother might not let me date you. Must not be allergic to chao. Taste for baking and primary knowledge of flowers an advantage. My likes include ice cream, walking and flying. My dislikes include having me or my mother kidnapped, fighting, seeing other people sad and not being able to help. Come and eat me up, and I’ll leave a creamy taste in your mouth. BOX 1975
Pink hedgehog WLTM a blue, supersonic hedgehog. Leave name, picture and address, and I’ll be hanging on to your legs within 5 minutes. BOX 903
SEGA developer seeking someone who can persuade his multitude of male characters to stop running around naked and persuade his multitude of female characters to change their dresses once in a while. BOX 8629
Slightly dire dating agency themed fanfic seeks an editor who can infuse it with comedy. Serious drama types can sod off. BOX 223
If you wish to reply to any ads, just call 0116 LOVENEST and ask for Honest Eggman.
*All calls cost £5 per minute. Yes, we are a rip-off, but what do you expect?