Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Silver finds Shadow's stash ❯ One-Shot

By: Sonictheforbidden
Thank you for selecting this story. We shall now begin in one,two,three,four,fi........OH JUST START THE GODDAMN MOVIE!!!!!!!

Shadow:La la la la la la. *walks past Silver*

Silver:What is Shadow up to? Wait,he left his home. *snickers evily* This is my chance. *crawls into his house* Okay,where are they? *opens door* What the fuck?

old man:*tied to the wall* Help me,he kept me in here for five years.

Silver:Five? How are you still living?

old man:When you come of age,you will understand.

Silver: O.O O-okay then. Moving along. *closes door* Where are they? *searches through drawers*
A picture of Rouge,the scepter of darkness,Chris's skeleton,and Big's fur,WHERE ARE THE DAMN GUNS?! *looks down to see a truck* Heh,so that's where they were. *opens truck to find sniper rifle* Sweet. *runs out door* Time for a little fun.

Sonic:Hey Silver.

Silver:IBLIS TRIGGER!!!!! *shoots Sonic in the eye*

Sonic:OMG,YOU SHOT ME IN THE FREAKIN' EYE,WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Silver:Woah,it actually works. This is going to be fun.

Memphiles:You killed the iblis trigger? You had to do that when he was near Princess Elise. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blahly Blah.

Silver: -_- *Hey,he doesn't have a mouth. How can he be talking without a mouth?*

Memphiles:Are you even listening to me?

Silver:Hey,you don't have a mouth. How can you be talking without a mouth?

Memphiles:GOD DAMN IT!!!!! IT ISN'T WORTH IT!!!!! *grabs Silver's gun and shoots his heart*

Silver:Woah. I wonder what will happen in the future now since I killed the Iblis Trigger.

In the future dun duny dun dun......

Amy:*whipping the slaves* BUILD THE STAUE OF SONIC NOW!!!!!!!

Silver:This story has no plot. It is a complete pile of horse crap.

Amy:*whips Silver* GET ME MY SODA!!!!!

Silver:I think I had a much better time fighting off Iblis than getting whipped by a pink dictator. *goes in the past*

Past Silver that is actually the future Silver but came to the past and is the one who stole the guns:Hey you don't have no......

Silver that just came back from Dictator Amy time:DON'T SAY WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY!!!!!

Past Silver that is actually..... aww screw this,let's call this one Silver B and the real one Silver A.

Silver B:Why not?

Silver A:Because if you do,the world will be ruled by Amy.

Silver B:What the fuck?

Silver A:Yeah,I didn't get it either but you must stop or we'll all be destroyed.

Memphiles:*watches them both argue* O.O

Silver B:You're probably the Iblis Trigger,DIE!!!!! *shoots at Silver A*

Silver A:*dodges and shoots Silver B* Wait,I killed my past self that came from the future but because I did this before him,I die too. FUC.... *disappears completely*

TIME PARADOX!!!!!!!

Silver C:*pops out of nowhere* Where is everyone? Damn it,I was late again. What happened Memphiles?

Memphiles:I ask my self the same question.

Silver:HEY YOU,IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER!!!!! THIS STORY DOES NOT MAKE SENSE,DON'T READ I.....

The End??!!QQAA XDDLOLLMAO

Silver:WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 01.13.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 196 | Visits: 730 | Status: Completed