Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ True, Dare, or Double Dare! ( Chapter 8 )

Chapter 8: True, Dare, or Double Dare!

Freddy: *looks at script* You expect me to read this junk?

Sapphire: Totally.

Freddy: I refuse!

Sapphire: Freddy, really though, you don't have an option.

Freddy: Fine. Well, everyone was happy and was hanging in Prince Knuckles' room having the time of their lives! -_-

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Everyone was in Knuckles room. Knuckles was hanging upside down on his bed, staring at nothing. Rouge sat in a chair next to the bed reading a magazine about….stuff. Tails sat in the window looking at the pool down below. Sonic was sitting on the floor playing a game of cards with Shadow. Cream was nowhere to be found, Cheese was missing. Tikal and Chaos were out for the day. Amy was sitting next to Sonic. Tarosamo was lying on the floor And Sapphire was hanging around…literally.

Knuckles: …I'm bored…

Rouge: Me too…

Tails: Me three…

Sonic: Me four, do you have a king, Shadow?

Shadow: Me five…no, go fish.

Sapphire: Me six.

Amy: Me seven.

Tarosamo: Me eight.

Sapphire: So, what y'all wanna do?

Amy: I dunno, what you wanna do?

Shadow: I dunno, what you wanna do?

Sonic: I dunno, what you wanna do?

Tarosamo: I dunno, what you wanna do?

Knuckles: I dunno, what you wanna do?

Rouge: I dunno, what you wanna do?

Tails: I dunno…hey! How about a game of truth, dare, or double dare!

Rouge: *shrugs* Why not?

Everyone else: I'm in.

Tails: I go first! Uh…Sonic! True, dare, or double dare?

Sonic: Uh…truth?

Tails: Have you ever kissed anyone underwater? ^_^

Sonic: O.O Uh…no…

Tails: Oh, darn.

Sonic: Okay….I chose you! Shadow! Truth, dare, or double dare?

Shadow: *smirks* I will choose dare.

Sonic: Alright, I'll dare you to…*looks around the room, gets an idea* I dare you to dress up in Rouge's clothes and sing that Barbie song!

Shadow: WHAT?!

Sonic: You gotta do it, or I'll turn you in to the Nintendo gang.

Shadow: Fine…

Rouge: O.O

Shadow: *changes into Rouge's clothes, sings in a high pitch girly voice* I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!

All: O.O

Shadow: Imagination, life is your creation! Come on Barbie! Let's go party! Blah, I'm a blonde bimbo girl, in a fantasy world! Dress me up; make it tight, I'm your dolly. You're my doll, rock `n' roll, feel the glamour in pink! Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky…you can touch, you can play, if you say: I'm always yours! There! I'm DONE!

All: ….HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!

Shadow: -_- *quickly changes* Ugh, Sapphire, truth, dare, double dare?

Sapphire: Double dare! Double dare!

Sonic: Looks like we got a brave soul here.

Sapphire: ^_^

Shadow: Alright, I double dare you to…uh…to tell us `the birds and the bees' story with a straight face!

Sapphire: *smile drops* What?!

Shadow: *grins* Unless you're…chicken!

Sapphire: I'm not chicken! But why that story?!

Shadow: That or tell us where babies come from.

Sapphire: -_- Aren't they like the same thing?

Shadow: Exactly.

Sapphire: Fine…okay…

All: *gathers around to listen*

Rouge: This will be interesting!

Tails: Yeah!

Sapphire: -_- Okay…lets see…when two people…love each other…like me and Tarosamo…

Tarosamo: -_- ……….

Sapphire: They, well, they want to…farther their relationship a bit…right Taro?

Tarosamo: x_x

Sapphire: Anyway…they, uh…love each other…Okay, babies come from the cabbage batch!

All: O.o;;

Shadow: No they don't!

Sapphire: Yeah-uh! My mommy told me so!

Shadow: Fine, whatever…

Sapphire: Okay, Rouge! T, D, or DD?

Rouge: Uh…Truth?

Sapphire: Okay, if you had to kill a person, who would it be?

Rouge: Uh…

Sapphire: Well?

Rouge: It'll had to be…

Sapphire: Well???

Rouge: ….Sonic.

Sonic: Why me?

Rouge: I just never liked you. Nothing personal.

Sonic: …

Rouge: Okay, Knuxie! Truth, dare, or double dare?

Knuckles: Double dare.

Rouge: I dare you to run around outside naked yelling `the sky is falling'!

Knuckles: O.O Uh…okay…but I am naked…

Rouge: O.o dang. Do it anyway.

Knuckles: Uh…'Kay…*runs outside, uh, naked…* THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Random dude: *gets hit with a random apple* OH MY GOSH! THE SKY REALLY IS FALLING!

Knuckles: *return back to his room.* Happy?

Rouge: ^_____________^ Much!

Knuckles: Tails, truth, dare, or double dare?

Tails: Truth! Truth!

Knuckles: If you would get a brain replacement, would you?

Tails: …Is that a trick question?

Knuckles: Not necessarily.

Tails: Oh, well, yep!

Knuckles: Why?

Tails: `Cause I'm too smart for my own good!

Knuckles: …Moving on along…

Tails: Uh… Oh! Tarosamo! Truth, dare, or double dare?

Tarosamo: Dare?

Tails: Okay…I dare you to…

Sapphire: Wait! *whispers something in Tails ear*

Tarosamo: O.O

Tails: Okay! Tarosamo, I dare you to kiss Sapphire for two minutes!

Tarosamo: What?!? NO!

Sapphire: ^_^ You gotta Taro, can't back out!

Tarosamo: I'm going to regret this…

Sapphire: ^______________________________________^ *kiss Tarosamo for two minutes*

Tarosamo: O.O *let her kiss him for two painful, agonizing minutes…*

All: >.<

Amy: Poor Taro…I can't watch anymore!

Shadow: Yeah, me either, poor dude.

Sonic: I feel sorry for him.

Rouge: *looks at Knuckles* ^_^

Knuckles: *looks at bed* ^_^

Two minutes later…

Tarosamo: *trying to pried Sapphire off* MMM!

Sapphire: *not letting go*

Sonic: Maybe we should help him?

Amy: Maybe we should…

Everyone grabs Sapphire legs to pull her off Tarosamo.

Sapphire: *grabs Tarosamo neck* No! Taro! Don't let them take me away, my love!

Tarosamo: TAKE HER AWAY! TAKE HER AWAY!!!

Sapphire: TARO!!!!!!!!!

Tarosamo: …..

After a good half hour, they finally got Sapphire off Tarosamo, now they will continue their game.

Rouge: So, whose turn is it?

Tarosamo: Mine. *glances around the room* Uh, Sonic, truth, dare, or double dare?

Sonic: Dare!

Tarosamo: Stand on your head and sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Sonic: Uh, okay. *Sands on head, very unsteadily* Uh…Mary had a little…lamb. Little lamb, Little lamb…Mary had a little lamb…it's fleece was white as snow…The blood…rushing to…head…

Tarosamo: Continue!

Sonic: Uh…*feeling dizzy* And everywhere that Mary went…Mary went, Mary went…and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb…the lamb was sure to go…

Tarosamo: Okay, stop.

Sonic: *falls flat on his face* My head…

Rouge: I think we should play something else!

Knuckles: What did you had in mind?

Rouge: Well, it involves you and me in the dark! ~_^

Knuckles: *mad blushing* O.O

Amy: O.O!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: My ears are too young for talk like that!

Shadow: *playing with a Barbie doll*

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Mario: We'a needs to'a find them'a soon'a!

Link: Why must you say `a at the end of almost every word?

Mario: Because I'a can!

Luigi: Yeah'a!

Mario: -_- Shut'a up!

DK: I quit! Come, Tiny Kong.

Diddy: It's Diddy Kong! Not Tiny Kong!

DK: Whatever, Tiny Kong.

Diddy: Diddy Kong! Say it with me, Did-DY! Diddy Kong!

Zelda: We all should be in peace and love one another!

Link: Zelda, that's bull crap and you know it.

Zelda: You're right. SCREW YOU ALL!!! *leaves*

Nintendo gang: O.O ~> -_- *glares at Link*

Link: What?

Mario: You'a scared the'a only female'a away!

Nana: She's not the only one!

Mario: The'a only HOT one'a!

Nana: -_-

Popo: I think you're hot, Nana.

Nana: O.o Really?

Popo: No, not really.

Nana: *bashes Popo on head*

Popo: MY SISTER IS THE DEVILS' REINCARNATION!

All: O.o;;

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Pizza man: *sitting down, sobbing on a log* I can't believe I'm lost! I'm hungry! Oh no! I can't eat bugs for the rest of my life! AH!

Pizzas: -_- …….

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Eggman: *looks at watch* It's been THREE days, 11 hours, 25 minutes, 53 seconds, and 24 nano seconds! WHERE IS HE??

Sameo: *eating something* Calm down, Egg-dude.

Eggman: *glares at Sameo, than eyes widen* WHAT ARE YOU EATING?

Sameo: *looks at the food* Nothing? *hides it behind his back*

Eggman: YOU LIE!

Sameo: O.o;;

Eggman: *jumps on Sameo to get the food* GIMME!

Sameo: NO! It's mine! I found it first!

Eggman: GET OFF! I NEED IT MORE THEN YOU!!!

Sameo: No you don't!

Eggman: YES! GIMME!! *tries to take it from him*

Sameo: NO! *pulls it away, it flies from both of their hands and into dog food*

Eggman/Sameo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Doggy: ^_^

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Rouge: Well, that was an interesting game of Truth, Dare, or Double Dare.

Sonic: Particle man, particle man. Doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important, Particle man. Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle man.

Knuckles: Triangle man, Triangle man. Triangle man hates particle man. They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle man.

Amy: Universe man, Universe. Size of the entire universe man. Usually kind to smaller man, Universe man. He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand and an eon hand. When they meet it's a happy land, Powerful man, Universe man.

Tails: Person man, Person man, hit on the head with a frying pan. Lives his life in a garbage can, person man. Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man.

Knuckles: Triangle man, triangle man. Triangle man hates person man. They have a fight, Triangle wins. Triangle man.

Rouge: O.O

Sapphire: That was…weird…

Freddy: I hate this.

Sapphire: Where'd you come from?

Knuckles: Why are you here?

Freddy: I…I…I was…feeling…lonely…

All: O.O

Freddy: Please? Be my friends?

Rouge: *sighed* Oh, alright. We'll be your friends, right Knuxie?

Knuckles: -_-

Rouge: RIGHT KNUXIE?!?

Knuckles: O.O Ye-yes!

Rouge: That's what I thought. ^_^

Sapphire: Yay! Now everyone likes Freddy!

Tails: Not me…he's worst than Chucky!

Freddy: *sniffle*

Sapphire: You hurt his feelings! Apologize!

Tails: WHAT?!

Sapphire: DO IT NOW OR DIE!!!!!

Tails: *gulp* SorryMisterFreddyforhurtingyourfeelingsIdidn'tmeanto! (Translation: Sorry Mister Freddy for hurting your feelings, I didn't mean to!)

Freddy: Ooooh…this fic even comes with subtitles!

Rouge: O.o

Cream: *runs in room* I Found it! I finally found it!

Tails: What did you find?

Cream: The meaning of life!

Tails: And that is…?

Cream: WORLD DOMINATION!!

All: Wha?

Cream: ^_^

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O.O My humor is drying out! ;_;