Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ I love Tales of Symphonia ( Chapter 1 )

K.E.: HI EVERYONE!!!!

EVERYONE: Hi….

K.E.: Today’s fanfic is about TALES OF SYMPHONIA!!!! YAY!!!

ToS cast:… yay…

Colette: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

K.E.: 0_o

Lloyd: Colette-

Colette: Oh! A BUTTERFLY!!!!! *chases after the “butterfly”*

Lloyd: That’s not a butterfly it’s-

Genis: *Puts hand on Lloyd’s shoulder and shakes his head*

The “butterfly”: Get away!

K.E.: NO!!!! BATMAN!!!!!!!

Neko-chan: He’s doomed….

K.E.: Gah! I’m so sad now…

8 seconds later

K.E.: All better!

Regal: *standing there totally unaware of my deep LOATHING for him*

K.E.: You!

Regal: Me?

K.E.: Yes you! You are my torture person!!!

Regal: But why-

K.E.: I have one in all of my fanfics! Mostly it’s Kuwabara… but I HATE YOU so… sucks for you!

Regal: ;_;

K.E.: Presea on the other hand…

Presea: ?

K.E.: I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Genis: !! No! I do! I am the on who- aw crud…

Presea: ? Who-?

K.E.: She’s so cute!!! From now on… you are… CHIYO-CHAN!!!! Or PINKEH!!!! You’re choice! ^_^

Chiyo-chan/Pinkeh: … o.k. …

Zelos: Hey, hunnie what are you-

Sheena: I KILL YOU!!!! *Smackerz!*

Zelos: why do you always hit me!?

Sheena: It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it!

Neko-chan: Can I help?

Sheena: Do you work for minimum wage?

Neko-chan: I’ll get PAID?!

Sheena: Never mind then…

Colette: I caught the butterfly!

Batman: … please kill me…

Mithos: O.K.!!!!! *Kills Batman*

K.E.: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT BATMAN!!!!!

Hungry: Why is he even here?

K.E.: Because Batman ROCKS!

Raine: You didn’t answer it in a complete sentence!!!!

Lloyd & K.E.: NOOO NOT COMPLETE SENTANCES!!!!!

Kratos: I can’t believe you’re my son…

Lloyd: Huh?

Kratos: It’s not from my side of the family of course… Anna was somewhat… slow at times…

Lloyd: Huh?

Kratos: Never mind… >_<

K.E.: Now back to batman…. WHY?!?!?!

Mithos: He asked!

Pronyma: He even said please! Didn’t he Lord Yggdrasil?

K.E.: He did? huh…. Well… now I’ll bring another random character that isn’t in any anime… that I know of… if this guy’s in an anime… PLEASE TELL ME!!! That would be so kewl!

Mystery Character: Eeyy!

Audience: The FONZ?!

K.E.: Yes… the fonz…

Fonzie: Eeyy!

K.E.: Kratos!

Kratos: Yes…?

K.E.: Say, “Hmph… Don’t die Lloyd.” For me!

Kratos: No

K.E.: Please?

Kratos: No

K.E.: You’ve made a terrible enemy my friend… *_*

Kratos: ?

K.E.: >.> well I’m going to go squish Chiyo-chan/Pinkeh for a while

Genis: NO!!!!!

Hungry: I’ll squish Genis! ^_^

Genis:… ?

Hungry: Squishy! ^_^

Neko-chan: He’s doomed now…

Hungry & K.E.: Squishy! ^_^X84!!!

Lloyd: I’m scared!

Colette: Me too!

Lloyd & Colette: *Hold each other in pure fear*

Raine: I don’t think Lloyd realizes that Colette’s an (almost) grown women

Sheena: He’ll find out when-

Lloyd: Hey what’s this?

Colette: LLOYD!!! *Smack… kind of*

Lloyd: Huh?

Zelos: So Lloyd has discovered the many wonders of women!

Sheena: Apprentice! Today is your first lesson!

Neko-chan: I’m ready!

Sheena: Now first-

Neko-chan: *Smackerz*

Zelos: Owww!

Sheena: Not bad for your first time apprentice!

Neko-chan: yes!

K.E.: And that’s the end of this totally nonsensical chapter!