Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Amnesia! ( Chapter 11 )

DISCLAIMER:

Presea: Um… U.K. owns nothing…

U.K.: Except for… Presea!

Presea: What?!

U.K.: Yes! I bought Presea… and Zelos… but I’m keeping him in a cage… It only cost me 10,000 Gald!

Presea: Zelos, the cage, or me?

U.K.: All three! ^_^

Zelos: Why are all my hunnies so cold to me… ;_;

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Weird Narrator… guy: O.k. then… nothing was really happening…

Zelos & Lloyd: I’M BOOOOOORRRRREEEED!

U.K.: Good for you…

Luna: I’m bored too…

U.K.: I DON’T CARE!!!

Kratos: *yawns*

Colette: Um… Ms. Authoress…

U.K.: *slooooooooow turn* What?! +_+

Colette: Umm… NOTHING! *runs away… and rightfully so!*

U.K.: Humph…

Raine: Why are we just sitting here?

U.K.: I’m trying to find a way to fit in a quote…

Raine: Oh…

Genis: Hmm… *Examining a spatula statue* I think I’ll poke it…

Hungry: NO! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I WANNA POKE IT!!! *Pokes it*

Spatula Statue: *poof!* It’s me the wonder chef! What do you need?

U.K.: *DASH!* C-H-E-E-S-E C-A-K-E!!!

Wonder Chef: O.k.! ^_^

U.K.: You--… YOU HAVE SOME?!

Wonder Chef: Why yes, yes I do…

U.K.: GIMME!

Wonder Chef: Okidokie!

U.K.: *starry eyed* I… I’M SO HAPPY!!! *Eats the cheesecake in ONE BITE! O.k. one and a HALF! Jeeze…*

Kratos: She’s easy to please… -_-;;;

Zelos: Hmm… If I give her a life time supply of cheesecake would she become one my hunnies?

Sheena: how many hunnies do you have?

Zelos: 999,999,999,999 I just need ONE MORE!

U.K.: No! CHEESECAKE!!! COME BACK CHEESECAKE!!!! Wait… eww never mind…

Neko-chan: that would be a little disturbing…

Zelos: Would ya?! Huh?! WOULD YA!??!

U.K.: Hmm… *Thinks* AUGH! PARADOX!

Zelos: I’ll take that as a probably… now I have:

999,999,999,999.9 hunnies! ^_^

Lloyd: .9?

Zelos: U.K.!

Lloyd: Oh

Zelos: YAY!

Hungry: *hums FF10 battle theme*

Mithos: *pops in, Grabs… Colette & starts dancing with her…*

Lloyd: *Pause* Wait… *Thinking…* a *Ponder* minute… (…) SHE’S umm… MINE! *Kicks Mithos & dances with Colette*

Mithos: ow… *cries* *pops out*

Everyone except Kratos: O.o

Kratos: This happens a lot… =_=

Colette: *falls down… on top of Lloyd* Whoops!

Lloyd: You’re heavy! X_x

Colette: *gasp* I’m SOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets up*

Zelos: Man, if I was in that situation I would’ve (CENSORED!)

Neko-chan & Sheena: *SMAKERZ!*

Colette & Lloyd: I don’t get it…

Genis: That’s sad… Even I get it…

Colette: What does it mean?

Lloyd: Yeah! What does it mean?!

Genis: When a man and a woman love each other, they--

Kratos: ARGH! MY SON ISN’T LEARNING THE FACTS OF LIFE FROM A 12 YEAR OLD!!!!

Genis: But… he has to learn sometime…

Zelos: He’ll find out on his own… I did…

Sheena: Oh? How’d you find out?

Zelos: *starts shaking* I… was walking through the city one day… and… a girl… pounced on me… *Shudder* She… she… *Breaks down and cries*

Everyone (Including the Wonder Chef… he hasn‘t left yet): O.o

Zelos: *Regains composure* I’m o.k. now…

FIVE SECONDS LATER…

Zelos: *starts crying again*

U.K.: Umm… *walks over* There there… There there…

Zelos: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Raine: Genis! He’s more of a crybaby than you are!

Genis: Yeah… Hey wait…

Zelos: *sniffle*

U.K.: *Now a therapist… yeah…* What was this girls name?

Zelos: *on a therapy bed* Umm I forgot… it was the blonde groupie (The one that talks like a valley girl)…

U.K.: I see… Now tell me about your mother…

Zelos: *Starts crying… again*

U.K.: Hmm… *Scribbles down something* Your father?

Zelos: *continues to cry*

Kratos: *watches this spectacle* O.k. that’s it… I’m leaving…

Lloyd: NO! DADDY DON’T GO!!!

Kratos: I’m sorry son… *Flies into the sunset*

Lloyd: NOOOOO! FAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colette: I like eggs!

U.K.: Will you people SHUT UP!?! We’re having a break through here!

Zelos: I hate my father…

Colette: Eggs I like!

Everyone: O.o

Colette: Like I eggs! ^_^

U.K.: O.k.

Zelos: *crying… man… he must be dehydrated (OOOH! First try!) by now…* I need a hug… ;.;

U.K.: *sigh* Fine…

Zelos: and maybe a kiss… >.>

U.K.: Ha ha! You’re joking surely!

Zelos: *blink*

U.K.: … *FWAM!*

Zelos: Oooh… look at the colors… @_@

U.K.: *back in therapist mode* And how does that make you feel?

Zelos: Hmmm… Like (CENSORED)

U.K.: ARGH!

Raine: -_-;;; This is just sad…

Kratos: *Is back burnt to a crisp* Ow…

Hungry: IT’S KENTUCKY FRIED KRATOS!!! Finger lickin’ GOOOOOOD!

Everyone: O.O

Zelos & U.K.: Stimpy! SAVE US!!!!

Stimpy: *appears!* You called?

U.K. & Zelos (YAY! My name’s first this time!): YES!!!!!

Stimpy: O.k. *Leaves*

Z&U: … o.o

Everyone: -_-;;;;

Kratos: *Stands up* Ugh… *looks around* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Lloyd: Oh great, Dad has amnesia…

Sheena: AGAIN?!

Lloyd: Yeah…

Colette: Mr. Kratos, what’s your name?

Everyone: =_=

Kratos: Lloyd...uh I mean Kratos...KRATOS...Kratos... not Lloyd... Kratos… *Shifty look*

Neko-chan: I think he’s got his name down…

Yuan: *pops in* Kratos! I’m visiting people to apologize for the bad things I did when I was drunk…

Kratos: ?

Yuan: I’m… sorry…

Kratos: …KRATOS? It’s me, Lloy- I mean Kratos! KRATOS! Not Lloyd… Kratos…

Everyone: Okay……

Weird Narrator… guy: WILL Kratos get his memory back? Or WILL he be doomed to… amnesia

FOR-EV-ER!

U.K.: I vote for the latter!

Everyone (Including Kratos O.o): DITTO!