Teen Titans Fan Fiction ❯ Muffins ❯ One-Shot

Muffins

 

“Raven…?”

Twitch. “…Yes, Beast Boy?”

“What… What are you doing?”

Twitch. “What does it look like I'm doing?”

“Well… See that's the thing, Raven. It looks like you're baking muffins. But I know that's crazy. Because you're Raven, and from what I've learned Raven doesn't bake.”

Twitch. Twitch. “When have I ever proven that I don't bake?”

“I don't know. It's just… Well, a very un-Raven thing.”

“…Un-Raven?”

“Well, you're baking! Muffins! Muffins incite feelings of cute and warm and fuzzy!”

“…They could be evil muffins.”

“I won't deny that possibility. But… It's… muffins. And baking. And… Why are you baking anyway?”

“Because I'm hungry and the only food in the fridge is growing new organisms.”

“But… muffins?”

“…I like muffins.”

“Evil muffins?”

“Yes, Beast Boy, I like evil muffins.”

“…So, do they taste any good?”

“I guess we'll see when I'm done.”

 

Notes:

I was watching Big Wolf on Campus (I love my dorky TV shows) and there was the line between the evil werewolves:

“We could send him a gift basket with muffins and fruit.”

::Evil glare.::

“There could be evil muffins… and fruit.”