Tekken Fan Fiction ❯ Tekken 5 Bloopers ❯ FMV gone bad ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: The characters of Tekken doesn't belong to me they belong to Namco I just using them for parody and my personal amusement.

 

Opening FMV:

In the city of Osaka on a cloudless, sky-filled day where we see a teenaged girl who look like seventeen staring at the edge of a hundred foot drop.

 

Director: Asuka you suppose jump off the building, ride on the power line to order rescue the cat from the tree.

 

Asuka: You are fucking nuts! You want me to die that badly. I want to live my next birthday and for your information I am indefinable afraid of heights.

Director: Oh for love of God, cut! Please bring a hundred foot ladder for Asuka.

 

Asuka hanging on the bike for dear with sweat pouring from her.

 

Nina and Anna's FMV:

Both Nina and Anna having their usual sisterly spat when they continuously shooting and destroying public property. Anna's rocket launcher miss the building where Nina standing at.

 

Director: Cut, cut! Anna where the missile at?

Anna: I don't know and this missile it too heavy for me.

Then suddenly a loud explosion heard from the background.

Director: What was that?

2nd Director: Um, Tom that was your car in the parking space area.

 

Director: Anna! You own me a new car.

Anna: Oops.

 

Take 2

After Nina threw the knife at Anna it suppose explode on contact.

Director: Please just the scene end now. What happened?

Anna start checking the knife.

Anna: It look a dud to-

The delay explosion blew up Anna sky high and lands it on the ground hard in the process exposing her goodies.

 

The Tekken men had a good look at her breasts

 

Hwaorang: They are bigger than Nina's.

Bryan: I bet they're for real.

King: I bet $20 they're fakes.

 

Xiaoyu: Um, Mr. Director you are drooling.

Director: Oh cut, cut.

Nina: Oh brother.

 

Take 3

 

After Anna change into some spare clothes, they resume filming.

Director: Please no more foul ups from you two.

Nina: Okay Mr. Anal Retentive.

Anna: Gees he couldn't get laid with that attitude.

Director: Shut up you two.

 

In unexplained reason Nina's clothes starting to shred.

Nina: What the bloody hell!

Anna: Ha, ha that for leaving me out of the Tekken 4 roster.

Nina: Oh everybody I got secret to tell.

Anna: No, you won't.

Nina: Anna used be a bed wetter until she was fifteen.

Anna: You bitch!

 

Then suddenly Anna pull of pair Uzi out of nowhere.

Anna: I going kill me right here, right now.

Nina: I am sorry for revealing to the world that you a bed wetter.

Anna: Too late sis.

 

Jin: The Director try lease have some form control.

Julia: I think he is unconscious.

Jin: What you have say that.

 

Julia points to Jin the pool of blood.

Jin: That explains for puddle of blood.

 

Hwaorang/Steve's FMV

 

They punch, kick, block, and parry each other attacks.

Then Steve punch Hwaorang on the face.

Hwaorang: You cut my face! You bastard.

Steve: It just a scratch what harm is will do?

Hwaorang: You ruin my pretty boy rep. Now I can't pick some girls from the club. And now time to die Steve Fox. Said Hwaorang in demonic voice.

Steve: Mommy.

Nina: I like to help you but I being chase by your psycho aunt.

Anna: Die Nina Williams.

Hwaorang is the process beating Steve into the living hell out of him.

Xiaoyu: I can't witness the ruthless brutality done to another human being.

Director: For sake our lord and savior please somebody help that guy.

The Tekken characters scare shit straight.

Steve bubbling about something the white lights.

 

Honmaru FMV:

 

Kazuya and Heihachi have fought against the Jacks but the overwhelming odds are not in their favor and Kazuya `kindly' left his father to fend himself. A group of Jacks dog pile Heihachi and one of the Jacks have timer on him. It didn't explode.

 

Director: Why he didn't go boom, boom.

2nd Director: I'll check the problem.

The timer finally ends it countdown and causes a megaton explosion.

 

Heihachi: Aaaaah! Why me.

2nd Director: What I have caused to deserve this.

Asuka, Xiaoyu and Mokujin gave their respect scores

9.5, 9.1, and 7.5

Bryan: Cool firework display man.

 

Bravis: Oh look the cool pyrotechnics.

Butthead: Yeah that old dude with weird hair flying high to that pool.

 

Julia: It got be the weirdest moments of my life.

Christie: That tops the weird shit factor of this game.

 

Director: I hope Fred's family has some insurance cover for him.

 

Author's Note: Hi everybody this is first attempt of a humor fic. The idea of story has been in my head for couple months. The Tekken series have some crazy moments scream be parody. I have rewrite the whole chapter again after I broke my disk “sweatdrop”. I hope the humor will of each chapter. It will some random cameos from other video games, anime, manga and some few surprises. Here my E-mail address darkryo@hotmail.com. I will accept praises, flames, constructive criticism, or you want beta my story. Bye for now.