Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Tenchi Outtakes ❯ Outtakes~One ( Chapter 1 )

Tenchi Muyo Out T akes: Session ONE

WARNING!!!!: My out takes contain spoilers, for to write outtakes you need to use the eppys... O.o dur.

well.... anyways, enjoy, have fun, laugh your ass off. That's all it's for.

::Cuts::

Episode 7- Night Before the Carnival (this scene is in the UNCUT version of Tenchi, not the Toonami Version... >_< moronic American commercials... >_<)

Washu: *Snaps rubber gloves on wrists*

Tenchi: WASHU??? What're you.... doing???

Washu: ^ ^ I'm an Angel Of Mercy!!!! Tee-hee! *pulls his boxers forward* OMG!! Wooooo~ow! O.O

Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Episode 21- ....? I think it's called Sakuya's Secret...? Uh.... I'll have to look it up... ^ ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~

Washu: *pops out of Tenchi's toilet by using the pink star demension portal*

Tenchi: Uh..... ^ ^;;;;;; .... Washu...?

Washu: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! >_< GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dripping wet!!!!! yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!!!

Director: *twitch twitch* Cut!

~Eppy....like.....1 or 2 when the girls come and save them from the Greed Demons~

Ryo-ohki: Mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-owwwwwwwwwwww!!! *transforms into that huge (... anyone GET this...?) pink Mecha...*

Ryo-Ohki: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! O_O *turns in circles, chasing tail*

Director: O.o Cut...!

~Ryoko and Tenchi's DATE (I loooooooove this eppy!! ^_~) ~

Ryoko: *eating with chopsticks like a spasmatic DOG... *sweatdrop author** Beefbowl places are really IN, Tenchi!! *chomp comp*

Tenchi: Ryoko.... you- you just- ^ ^;;;;;;;;;;;

Ryoko: Rember that STUPID *glowers* karaoke place? HA!!!!!! *still eating hungrily* I'm a GREAT singer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! riiiii~ight Tenchi??? ¬_¬

Tenchi: Uh..... ^ ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; of course....

Ryoko: *bursts out sobbing*

Tenchi: What!?

Ryoko: *sniffle sniffle* Splinter.

Director: The Notorious Space Pirate Ryoko.... felled by a splinter? *shaking head* Cut.

~Eppy in the Space Adventure Story with Sasami's Perfect World~

Sasami: The Magical Girl: Pretty Sammy!! Pretty Archery!!! You two!!!! BE FRIENDS!!!!!

Ryoko: *eyes get big and innocent* Aeka. *takes her hands* Oh Aeka.

Aeka: *looking much the same* Ryoko..... oh, Ryoko!!!

Tenchi: Ow.... (remember, they're kneeling on his back) *wince* Help!!!! Ryoko!!!!!! You weigh a TON!!!!!!!

Ryoko: How? I can't IMAGINE... *pulls out guns, belts of bullets, and swords from her pockets* Hm.......... ?_? That why?

Director: Cut. *anime sigh cloud*

~Episode When Kiyone and Mihoshi get their own appt. (this one may be funny..... but it's the TRUTH....)~

**shopping scene**

Kiyone: Hmmmmm *in pain* *picking up heating pads and such other medical items*

Mihoshi: *stooping to look at the candies and treats* OOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kiyone- can I buy some!!!??????????

Kiyone: One thing Mihoshi.

Mihoshi: *grabs about 500 packages and grins at Kiyone*

Kiyone: >__________________< GRRRRRRRR!!!! *shoots Mihoshi* Dammit, I hate you!!!! and you're idiocy!!!! >_< nyah!

Director: Erm... ^^;;;;;;;;;;; cut.

~Eppy 16: (okiesd, they aren't in order... so sue me) Carnival~

*Sakuya and Tenchi are kissing on the bridge after the festival*

Ryoko: No. *stepping back in horror (I would be too)* No. *blows up Sakuya* *in whiny-ish voice* Tenchi~iiiiiiiiii!!

***backstage***

C-Chan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! ^O^

Director: Cut.

~Eppy 17: Drifting away~

Sakuya: *running with groceries* *pant pant pant* ^_______________^ *falls on face*

Director: *digusted* Cut.

~Same Show~

Ryoko: I dun care about your Power, you dumb BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!

Hotsuma: Ryoko....

Ryoko: Get a haircut, and some jeans.... then come bother me.

Director: RYOKO!!!!!!!!!! >_< What was that!?!

Ryoko: *shrug* I'm Ryoko, I speak my mind.

Director: *twitch* >_< erk, cut....

~Same Eppy~

Aeka: *hesitating to pick up phone*

Sasami: I need the phone!!! *grabs it and smiles at her* Hm-Heh!! ^_^

Aeka: *twitch twitch* Rude li'l BRAT!!! I was gonna call Tenchi!!! >_<

Director: Cut.

~Same eppy.... -_-~

*Yugi is cackling softly as usual*

Yugi: ehehehehehheheheheheheheheh!

*Lady with green hair, red eyes, & black stripes on her cheeks slaps Yugi* THAT'S SOOOO ANNOYING!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!

(if ur wondering why u have no clue who that was, it's because she was the original Mitori)

~Episode 19: the lonely princess *tear* poor poor Aeka, sad dreams.... *tear*~

Tsugaru: (the sorcerer, the CUTE one nobody remebers.... *glomps Tsugaru* I LOVE YOU!!!! ^ ^;;;;;;;;; sorry......) *at lake by tree* Call him, Princess-

Aeka: *bursts into Japanese lyrics to Oujosama To Oyobi (call me princess)*

Director: CUT!! O_O

~In Aeka's dream/premenition in eppy 19~

Aeka: O! Ryoko!!! You look a bit dry. As if you were made of STONE!!!! *cackles*

Aeka then begins to turn to stone.

Director: ^ ^ Cut.

~Episode.... 4...? when they're in the bathinghouse and Ryoko summons the big White thing that she can't quite control...~

Aeka: *holding Sasami* Well at least this wind will dry us fast... ^ ^;;;;;;; *trying helplessly to make light of the situation, then gives up on that*

Ryoko: WELL..... that.... is rather impressive.... *looks at right wrist* ACK!!!!!!! O_O I can't control it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeka: *covers Sasami's ears* -_- ..... >O< what the hell, you stupid man-hoe!!!!!!!

Ryoko: -_- We've been over this..... >_<

Director: CUT!!!!!!!!