Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of the chibi trigun cast! ❯ Knives has a cold! ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Wall Mart or Trigun… and I was sold to my sister so I don't own me either

Chapter 5 - it all started when Knives got a cold…

Knives: ACHOO! *is in bed with a 1,000 boxes of tissues*

Saki: *walks in* want some chicken soup?

Knives: did you *sniff* make it?

Saki: *smiles* Hai!

Knives: no thanks…

Saki: But-but- I TOOK COOKING LESSONS FOR THIS!!

Knives: I'll try it…*Saki hands him the bowl and he sips it* This is good!

Saki: Yes! The lessons paid off!!

Vash: *is sneaking a peek at the door* Grrr…must kill Knives!

Wolfie: *randomly pops up* Thou shall not kill remember!

Vash: Aw man! *Wolfie disappears* I'VE GOT THE GREATEST IDEA!! *smacks head and falls over*

Saki: *walks out* O_o Vash? Ookkayyy…*runs away*

Vash: Oh Kniiives…! *walks in*

Knives: Vash - ACHOO - go away!! *sniff*

Vash: Oh I know you're faking it to get Saki's attention!

Knives: O.O *sniffs pathetically*

Vash: Just came in to tell you while you were pathetically pretending to be sick people at Wall Mart are plotting against you!

Knives: *jumps out of bed forgetting he's `sick'* WHAT!!!

Vash: Yea…something about hogging all their red rubber balls…

Knives: Oh hehehe… *his closet bursts open and 1,000,000 red rubber balls come out and cover them*

Vash: what the f***?! *thinks: I made that up!!*

Knives: They were so squishy! And bouncy! I just had to have them all! *jumps out the window*

Vash: Itai that had to hurt! *looks out the window and a big red ball knocks him out* EIIIIIIII!!!! *falls on Knives*

Knives: x.x

Vash: O.O I'm sorry! *gets up*

Knives: well now that you see it my way…ON TO WALL MART!!!

Vash: I wont kill!

Knives: Your no fun! *leaves Vash*

Vash: O.O WAIT!! *runs after Knives*

Knives: I need…2 guns! *takes out his chibi gun and steals Vash's*

Vash: Hey! *Knives marches off and sees Meryl marching the same way and Domi reluctantly following (ha you thought I got rid off Meryl didn't ya!?)* Hey Domi! How'd you get out of hotdog hell?!

Domi: Legend is if you eat 100 hotdogs in a row without puking you get out and can bring a friend. Moron over there- *points at Meryl* Actually did it and picked me.

Vash: Wow! So why is Meryl going to Wall Mart?

Domi: *sigh* something about Gummy Bears…

Vash: Oh Knives wants to kill all the people plotting against him. Looooong story!

*Knives and Meryl now have something in common*

Knives: so you'll help me in my revenge!

Meryl: Yes! As long as my gummy bear god survives!

Knives: what a weirdo…MARCH!! *Knives and Meryl march across the parking lot* DIE YOU EVIL SPIDERS!!

Random person: *looks at the floor* what spiders? *gets shot*

Vash: Nooo the killing! Hey this is amusing!

Knives: *starts shooting wall mart like crazy-finally makes it inside* MWHAHAHA!!! *sees people behind a fort and armed* O.O THEY PLANNED THIS??!! *shoots holes in the wooden fort*

Meryl: Knives wait! They're holding the gummy bear god hostage!

Knives: ooookaaaaayyyy…*shoots a guy holding gummy bears*

Meryl: YAY!! *jumps up and down and takes the gummy bears*

Knives: Vash's gun is odd…it refuses to kill GRR!!! *shoots a guy with Vash's gun and it explodes* oops…

Vash: MY GUN! *cries and it appears in his hand* freaky…

Knives: Whatever! *continues to shoot everyone in wall mart*

~10 minutes later~

Vash: *wakes up* huh? Wow no more wall mart! *wall mart is now a pile of cement and Meryl is standing next to it hugging her gummy bears*

Knives: Every-last-one-must-DIE! *searches for survivors* ACHOO! NOT AGAIN!!

Vash+Domi: -__-;;

-I hope chapter 5 was good!-

Saki: Aw poor Knives!

Vash: What about me? And all those people??

Saki: Who cares about you?

Vash: *cries*

Saki: oh I'm sorry! You'll get a BIG role in the next chapter!

Vash: REALLY!?!

Saki: I'll try…