Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of the chibi trigun cast! ❯ Weird things CAN happen! ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun and…Saki is mine…I mean me…

Chapter 7!

Saki: O.O

Vash: *backs away* hehe…don't look at me like that…

Saki: ^_^

Vash: Saki!?…

Saki: Lets get married!! *pulls Vash away*

Vash: O.O. Wow I didn't think you'd like me that much!

Knives: YES! WALL MART DOMINATION! *sees Saki and Vash* what's wrong with them??

Milly: Oh isn't it wonderful Knives! They're getting married!!

Knives: They're…what? -twitch-

Vash: *extremely happy* married! And I'm only 160!! (^-^ Sorry if he is older or isn't really that old) You can be the best man!!! ^-^

Saki: 160?… o.o

Vash: Yea yea I know you're what…15 or so?

Knives: *poofs away extremely angry*

Wolfie: Uh-oh…I sense a-somethin!

Milly: Wolfie! Lets get married too!!

Wolfie: uh…OK! ^-^

Milly+Saki: *skip off to get wedding dresses*

Wolfie: *sigh* so you got your wish Vash! And I got…Milly…

Vash: I KNOW! LETS GO TO THE SALOON AND CELEBRATE!!!

Wolfie: But-but I don't drink!! (I know he does…don't kill me!!) *Vash drags him away*

-In Knives' `secret' lair-

Knives: Legato?

Legato: Present

Knives: Domi? Meryl?

Domi+Meryl: PRESENT!!!

Knives: *pacing* ok we need to stop Vash and Saki's wedding!

Meryl: why?

Knives: CUZ-YOU LOVE VASH AND I LOVE SAKI!!

Meryl: Oh yea ^_^

Legato: Awww…

Knives: QUIET!!! Now the plan is…kidnap Saki and make Meryl the bride instead.

Meryl: I like this plan! -Evil laugh-

Domi: how do we get Saki? She is the author

Knives: Um… Legato!

Legato: yessss?

Knives: Kidnap Saki in anyway you seem fitting WITHOUT killing her and bring her down here

Legato: OK! ^-^ *leaves*

Knives: This should only take a minute…

-Some screams are heard and then a kick and the sound of someone falling down…minimal cursing and then silence-

Knives: Yeeep! Here he comes!

Legato: *walks back down holding a brown bag and clutching his erm…private place* THE *@&#^%$*&@^*@%&$$#@*! KICKED ME!!!!!

Knives: *winces* Sorry Legato but here's Saki! YES!!

Legato: *drops the bag on the ground and Saki falls out*

Saki: Knives? Why am I in an icky dark place? *Knives takes her and chains her to the wall*

Knives: Sorry but…Meryl's marrying Vash and I'm marrying you!

Saki: O.O Vash was right! You did love me!

Knives: Vash…knew??…

Saki: Yeep! But I'm marrying Vash-not you…he's better looking ^-^

Meryl: *is trying on the dress Saki bought* pretty!

Saki: NO YOU TWIT!! THAT'S MINE!!!!

-at the bar-

Vash: another round bartender!!!

Bartender: OK…*hands Vash his 13th drink*

Wolfie: no thanks… *still on his first*

Vash: Aw come on Wolfie! We're getting married!

Wolfie: I'm not drinking myself silly over that! *sips his first sip*

Vash: suite yourself *downs the whole thing* ANOTHER!!

Bartender: O.O *hands him another*

Vash: *doesn't notice his author senses tingling* BEER! ^-^

-Wherever Milly is-

Milly: la la I'm getting married!! *holding her wedding dress* This calls for pudding!! *walks into a store*

-Knives' evil lair-

Legato: Domi?… *has gotten over the pain and can walk normally now*

Domi: Yes? *has an idea where this is going*

Legato: Would you…marry me? *blushes*

Domi: SURE!!!

Saki: You know I could rewrite this whole thing and you all could be chained up not me!! *glares at Meryl*

Knives: Grr I forgot about that! *takes Saki's pen away* HA!!

Saki: *takes out a pencil and points the eraser at him* I'll erase you out of existence!!!

Knives: EEEEK!!! *tries to run away but Saki erases some of his hair* My poor hair!! *cries*

-At the bar-

Vash: *finally notices his author senses* This can only mean one thing! Knives! *still drunk*

Wolfie: Oh god I knew he was jealous!

Will any of these weddings take place?

Who will marry who??

Will Vash save Saki in time?? (DUH!!)

Sorry the dramatic side took over me! And this is supposed to be funny…….ahh damn…review!