Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of the chibi trigun cast! ❯ Buttefly..happy time? ( Chapter 9 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

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Chapter 9 :)

Saki: GOD DAMN IT VASH WAKE UP!!!

Vash: Not sooo loud!! *holds head*

Saki: It's not my fault you got smashingly drunk last night! GET UP!

Vash: Why?…

Saki: Well first-you skipped the honeymoon! And second-we're having company!

Vash: Who?… *falls back asleep*

Saki: *slaps him* Wolfie and Milly ARE COMING!!

Vash: *jumps up* WOLFIE?! *runs away*

Saki: *sigh*

*Knives evil lair*

Knives: Zazie, Rai-dei, Caine, Gray, Midvalley and Meryl?!

All: PRESENT!!

Knives: ok the show is called Rabid Kuroneko's Attack!!

Kuroneko: NYAO!!!

Knives: I was kidding! It's really called the Butterfly's happy time!

Zazie: O.O o…k…

Knives: Now…Caine?!

Caine: yesssssss??

Knives: write a script for us! *Caine walks away*

*10 minutes later*

Caine: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! *hands Knives the script*

Knives: OK! Places everybody!

*Saki's house*

Saki: I haven't watched TV in so long! *turns on TV*

TV: welcome to the Butterfly's happy time!

Saki: O.O *Vash walks in*

Vash: OMG!! *Sits and watches*

TV: Knives - welcome to the Butterfly's happy time, enjoy spiders!

*Zazie and Rai-dei are sitting in a bar*

Zazie: So Jeff, how's your girlfriend?

Rai-dei: Oh she dumped me last night for Joe, I hate Joe.

*Silence* *crickets chirp twice*

Knives: *yelling offstage* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Zazie: that's the whole script master! *Sobs*

Rai-dei: AHHH MY EYE!! WINE GOT IN MY POOR EYE!!

Caine: *in the background* Knives? Master? DON'T DO THAT!!!

Knives: Is the camera still rolling?

Zazie: *sigh* hai.

Knives: O.o hehe that's all folks! *TV shuts off*

Vash: O.O.

Saki: O.o o.O *Wolfie bursts in*

Wolfie: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!

Vash+Saki: YES!!!!

Wolfie: That was as scary as hell!! *Milly walks in with pudding*

Milly: Pudding anyone? *Wolfie runs to the bathroom*

*Knives evil lair*

Knives: Caine?!!

Caine: yeeessss?

Knives: make a LONG script!!

Caine: OK! ^-^ *Leaves again*

Meryl: I'm bored

*Legato poofs there*

Legato: O.// master what was that?!

Knives: DO NOT CALL ME MASTER YOU TRAITOR!!!

Legato: *sobs* No master!! Anything but that!!!

Knives: ok…one more chance…

Legato: Arigatou Master!! *Hugs him*

Knives: *shoves Legato off* CAINE!! ADD LEGATO!!

Caine: OK!!

Knives: This'll be awesome ^-^

MWHAHAHAH obey my iron fist! Review the iron fist commands youuuu!!! -Too much sugar- hahahaha!!!!! -twitch- -twitch- -dies- x.x -comes back to life- Reviewwwwww!