Twilight Fan Fiction / Twilight Fan Fiction ❯ Twilight IM ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

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OMGitsme just sent you a nudge.

Confed_Soldier has been added to the conversation.

PillowBiter says:

Jasper? Are you there?

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm hiding

PillowBiter says:

From what?

OMGitsme says:

that's nice

Confed_Soldier says:

^ that

PillowBiter says:

Alice, I have your Skittles. I don't think I'm going to give them back, either. Unless you . . . uh, do something for me.

PillowBiter says:

Or something.

OMGitsme says:

That' nice

PillowBiter says:

-.-

OMGitsme says:

I already knew that

PillowBiter says:

Well, if you saw me taking them, why didn't you stop me?

OMGitsme says:

Cuz I'm done with them

PillowBiter says:

*Munches Skittle* Good.

OMGitsme says:

That' nice

PillowBiter says:

OW.

Confed_Soldier says:

Nessie's messing with my guitar

PillowBiter says:

!!!!!

PillowBiter says:

Good. She needs something to play with.

OMGitsme says:

That' nice

PillowBiter says:

Is that all you can say?

OMGitsme says:

Yes

Confed_Soldier says:

Which reminds me, why haven't you taught her piano yet?

PillowBiter says:

. . .

OMGitsme says:

You gotta problem with that

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

It seems like a fatherly thing to do

OMGitsme says:

Yes, Edward

PillowBiter says:

No, I haven't. She hasn't seemed that interested in learning it.

PillowBiter says:

[So HA.]

OMGitsme says:

You're very impolite

PillowBiter says:

Oh my God... I dropped a Skittle...

OMGitsme says:

You copy cat

OMGitsme says:

You did that on purpose

PillowBiter says:

FOUND IT!

PillowBiter says:

I did not!

Confed_Soldier says:

Yes Edward, what happened to your genteel upbringing?

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, go to hell.

OMGitsme says:

EDWARD!

OMGitsme says:

I'll kill you

Confed_Soldier says:

been there, done that

OMGitsme says:

Don't doubt it

PillowBiter says:

Me either.

PillowBiter says:

-.-

OMGitsme says:

just cuz ur a vamp...!

Confed_Soldier says:

You haven't seen Americans killing each other in a full scale war, little brother

PillowBiter says:

... You are too, genius.

PillowBiter says:

I've seen it in your head.

PillowBiter says:

It's not something I'd like to experience personally.

Confed_Soldier says:

But you haven't lived through it

Confed_Soldier says:

it's a different matter altogether

PillowBiter says:

I don't plan too, either.

Confed_Soldier says:

good

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

That's nice

Confed_Soldier says:

Nessie would be dead if it were just Bella to raise her

OMGitsme says:

Yes

PillowBiter says:

Alice, weren't you two going to go shopping today or something? Why are you here?

OMGitsme says:

Cuz I"m done

OMGitsme says:

I'm a vamp, stupid

PillowBiter says:

Are you saying I'm a good father?

OMGitsme says:

never

PillowBiter says:

ALICE!!!!!!

PillowBiter says:

You're so mean. ;_;

OMGitsme says:

Yes?

OMGitsme says:

And?

Confed_Soldier says:

She ran off

PillowBiter says:

Who? Nessie?

Confed_Soldier says:

-_- no you tard, Bella. OF COURSE NESSIE

OMGitsme says:

Jeesh

OMGitsme says:

Edward

PillowBiter says:

By the way, Alice... Did you ever get Nessie a cat?

OMGitsme says:

...

Confed_Soldier says:

she ate it

OMGitsme says:

Let's not speak about that now

PillowBiter says:

Because there's one in my room.

OMGitsme says:

...

Confed_Soldier says:

is it alive?

PillowBiter says:

Can I eat it?

PillowBiter says:

Yes, it's alive you dip.

OMGitsme says:

jeesh

OMGitsme says:

Jasper

Confed_Soldier says:

then it's Rose's

OMGitsme says:

I'll eat it

PillowBiter says:

Better not touch it, then...

Confed_Soldier says:

so yes, you can eat it

PillowBiter says:

Go ahead. Rose scares me.

OMGitsme says:

Thank you

OMGitsme says:

Now, if you'll excuse me...

PillowBiter says:

O.o DON'T EAT IT IN HERE!

PillowBiter says:

You got my carpet all dirty...

OMGitsme says:

Back

PillowBiter says:

Jerk. Come clean the stain out of my carpet!

Confed_Soldier says:

Wonder what's on Tv...

PillowBiter says:

NOW.

OMGitsme says:

I'd rather not

OMGitsme says:

thanks, tho

OMGitsme says:

Daddy, did you cussededed?

PillowBiter says:

I will cut off your head and put it into a cupboard, Alice.

OMGitsme says:

You copy cat

PillowBiter says:

Nessie, get off Alice's computer.

OMGitsme says:

I already did that to YOU

Confed_Soldier says:

?? is that where Nessie went?

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

oo, Law and Order

OMGitsme says:

It's still Alice

OMGitsme says:

HAHAHA!

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, you aren't helping.

OMGitsme says:

He never does

Confed_Soldier says:

darn, I was hoping to have an intelligent conersation with someone, finally

PillowBiter says:

Where's Emmett at...?

OMGitsme says:

Thanks

OMGitsme says:

I hate you

PillowBiter says:

JASPER!

PillowBiter says:

I'll be back in a moment, guys.

OMGitsme says:

That's scary

Confed_Soldier says:

Gotta go take care of the mother...

OMGitsme says:

Maybe he's goin to let bella outta his stomach

OMGitsme says:

lol

Confed_Soldier says:

*wink wink*

OMGitsme says:

You disgust me

OMGitsme says:

ugh

Confed_Soldier says:

oh c'mon, you knew this was going to happen

OMGitsme says:

Yeah

OMGitsme says:

but you can never be prepared

Confed_Soldier says:

it shouldn't surprise you that much

PillowBiter says:

Prepared for what?

OMGitsme says:

Read above, dumb dumb

PillowBiter says:

I'm back, by the way.

OMGitsme says:

no dur

Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE QUIT REARRANGING MY CLOTHES DRAWER!

PillowBiter says:

It's off the screen, I don't want to deal with scrolling.

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, I didn't need to know what you two are doing. -.-

OMGitsme says:

You never wear that stuff anyway!

OMGitsme says:

The fire needs food!

Confed_Soldier says:

I still need to know where it is!

Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE

OMGitsme says:

burnt to a crisp

PillowBiter says:

>_< Alice, I don't need a visual of Jasper's underwear, you know. Stop thinking about them.

OMGitsme says:

oh, Jasper

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm NOT trying to fit into Edward's stuff again

OMGitsme says:

You're so hot

Confed_Soldier says:

You hid my blue ones again...

PillowBiter says:

*Twitch* Alice....! Stop thinking about that, NOW. I do NOT need to know what you guys did last night!

PillowBiter says:

>_<

OMGitsme says:

How bout that mental image?

PillowBiter says:

>_<

Confed_Soldier says:

finally found my flame ones tho...

OMGitsme says:

...

PillowBiter says:

o.o

PillowBiter says:

*Twitch*

OMGitsme says:

I burnt those last night

OMGitsme says:

Along with other stuff

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

ALICE! Sensor your thoughts, PLEASE!!!

Confed_Soldier says:

good, those were too tight anyway

PillowBiter says:

*Bangs head on computer desk*

OMGitsme says:

I liked those, tho

OMGitsme says:

they looked so good

Confed_Soldier says:

but they were so dang uncomfortable

PillowBiter says:

I'm going for a walk... About ten miles from here....

OMGitsme says:

Edward, are you gone?

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

YES!

OMGitsme says:

HE"S GONE!

OMGitsme says:

yay

Confed_Soldier says:

Oh jeez...that emotion scares me

OMGitsme says:

...

Confed_Soldier says:

especially from you.....

OMGitsme says:

hahaha

OMGitsme says:

lol

Confed_Soldier says:

just what are you planning?

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

You just have to know that it'll work

OMGitsme says:

hahaha

OMGitsme says:

lol

OMGitsme says:

You don't want to know yet

Confed_Soldier says:

I don't think so no

OMGitsme says:

don't worry

OMGitsme says:

it'll be fine for you

OMGitsme says:

Edward, however...

OMGitsme says:

*evil laugh*

Confed_Soldier says:

Ugh, I may need Tylenol before this night ends....and I'm not even human

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

wow Jasper

PillowBiter says:

Guys, can someone come and help me re-attach my left arm? The stupid wolf ripped it off...

OMGitsme says:

lol!!!

OMGitsme says:

AMAZING< HUH?

PillowBiter says:

I crossed the Quilute border on accident.

Confed_Soldier says:

I wanna say......no?

PillowBiter says:

Jerk.

OMGitsme says:

u are stupid

Confed_Soldier says:

me?

OMGitsme says:

I knew this was coming, too

OMGitsme says:

that's the best part

PillowBiter says:

I was trying to escape your dirty thoughts!

OMGitsme says:

that I didn't tell you

OMGitsme says:

yeah, I know

OMGitsme says:

AMAZING

PillowBiter says:

Then come help me! It's hard to type with one hand!

OMGitsme says:

uuuuuuhhh

OMGitsme says:

do it yourself

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

>_<

PillowBiter says:

I'm going to ask Carlisle for help, then.

OMGitsme says:

He's not here

OMGitsme says:

left an hour ago

PillowBiter says:

I will go find him.

OMGitsme says:

I sent him away

OMGitsme says:

far away

PillowBiter says:

O.o

Confed_Soldier says:

sorry, I was hiding the rest of the contents of the one drawer in this room that's mine

OMGitsme says:

and told him not to listen to you

OMGitsme says:

HEY!

PillowBiter says:

*Twitches*

OMGitsme says:

Edward has plenty of clothes you can use!

Confed_Soldier says:

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

Confed_Soldier says:

TOO SMALL

PillowBiter says:

He can NOT have my underwear!

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

*Bangs head on desk*

OMGitsme says:

Too bad Carlisle isn't here to stop us...

OMGitsme says:

huh?

OMGitsme says:

hahaha

PillowBiter says:

*Cries*

Confed_Soldier says:

you might want to vacate Nessie to some remote spot

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

hahaha

OMGitsme says:

again

PillowBiter says:

O.o0

PillowBiter says:

O.o*

OMGitsme says:

yeah, you might want to listen

PillowBiter says:

Listen to?

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

*Whack*

OMGitsme says:

no, seriously! this isn't another scheme to torture you!

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, make your wife behave, please? I'm begging you!

Confed_Soldier says:

ME?!

OMGitsme says:

look what she's DOING!

PillowBiter says:

Yes, you!

PillowBiter says:

Who's doing what?

OMGitsme says:

You're going to let you're daughter do that?!?!?!

PillowBiter says:

DO WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Confed_Soldier says:

um...Edward....

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

*Whackwhackwhack*

OMGitsme says:

GO stop her than!

OMGitsme says:

jeesh!

OMGitsme says:

Oh, btw

PillowBiter says:

From doing what?

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

*WHAM*

Confed_Soldier says:

*distracted by shiny object*

OMGitsme says:

OOOOOOHHHH!

PillowBiter says:

. . . There's a dent in my desk now...

OMGitsme says:

*also distracted by shiny objext*

PillowBiter says:

Wow, people. FOCUS.

OMGitsme says:

but shiny object!

PillowBiter says:

Alice, there's another cat in my room...

PillowBiter says:

Come get rid of it.

OMGitsme says:

oh yeah

OMGitsme says:

that's nessie's doin

OMGitsme says:

better stop her quick

PillowBiter says:

Why?

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice

OMGitsme says:

yeah?

PillowBiter says:

*Smacks head on desk and desk breaks*

Confed_Soldier says:

what the heck is this

PillowBiter says:

Shit...

OMGitsme says:

...?

Confed_Soldier says:

this...thing you put on the bed

OMGitsme says:

It's Edward's

PillowBiter says:

O.O

PillowBiter says:

What did you take?

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm not supposed to wear that am I?

PillowBiter says:

OMGitsme says:

I thought that would look good on you!

PillowBiter says:

ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

yeah?

PillowBiter says:

Return my clothing to my room! NOW!

PillowBiter says:

Please?

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

Jeez, did Bella give you this?

OMGitsme says:

Jasper needs it for tonight!

PillowBiter says:

o.o

OMGitsme says:

For the bonfire

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm pretty sure it won't fit

OMGitsme says:

dumb dumb

OMGitsme says:

yeah it will

PillowBiter says:

;_; Gimmie my clothes.

OMGitsme says:

PillowBiter says:

Please?

OMGitsme says:

hahaha

OMGitsme says:

PillowBiter says:

Okay, so what is my daughter doing?

OMGitsme says:

NESSIE!!!!!

Confed_Soldier says:

why do you even have this?

OMGitsme says:

Gotta go

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, please stop asking.

Confed_Soldier says:

I don't wanna wear this....

PillowBiter says:

O.o

PillowBiter says:

Then don't wear it. Bring it back to me why your wife isn't here.

OMGitsme says:

I"m still here

Confed_Soldier says:

fine I-

Confed_Soldier says:

PillowBiter says:

What did you do?

Confed_Soldier says:

Something just flew through the window and hit me

PillowBiter says:

What was it?

OMGitsme says:

Now let me go take care of you're stupid daughter, will ya?

OMGitsme says:

jeesh

PillowBiter says:

Go ahead.

Confed_Soldier says:

I think it was Nessie

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

WHAT?!

OMGitsme says:

c ya

PillowBiter says:

*Beats head on wall*

Confed_Soldier says:

I think someone just threw Nessie at my head

PillowBiter says:

Why would someone do that?

Confed_Soldier says:

what the.....

Confed_Soldier says:

did Alice do it?

PillowBiter says:

My poor baby! Make sure she's all right!

OMGitsme says:

she's not

OMGitsme says:

She died

Confed_Soldier says:

yeah, she's not movin...

PillowBiter says:

WHAT?!

OMGitsme says:

look at her

OMGitsme says:

that's not right

Confed_Soldier says:

OUT

Confed_Soldier says:

I'll hurt you-----hey!

OMGitsme says:

...

Confed_Soldier says:

ALICE

OMGitsme says:

Nessie's still not movin

OMGitsme says:

I think I killed her

OMGitsme says:

I mean...

OMGitsme says:

I think she died

Confed_Soldier says:

one moment, I have to take care ofthe irate husband

OMGitsme says:

okay

Confed_Soldier says:

*back in five*

OMGitsme says:

*jeopardy theme song*

OMGitsme says:

do do do do do do do

OMGitsme says:

do do do do DO dododo

OMGitsme says:

do do do do do do do

OMGitsme says:

DO dododo do do do

Confed_Soldier says:

okay, I threw him in the fridge

OMGitsme says:

YAY!

OMGitsme says:

let's have cold Edward for supper!

Confed_Soldier says:

did you see what he did?

OMGitsme says:

wasn't payin attention

OMGitsme says:

what?

OMGitsme says:

Should we send Edward some disturbing menatl images?

OMGitsme says:

*mental images

OMGitsme says:

Did you hear that?

OMGitsme says:

That sounded like broken fridge

OMGitsme says:

darn it edward

OMGitsme says:

he gets to buy a new one this time

Confed_Soldier says:

........he threw my Confed uniform in the dryer..........

OMGitsme says:

k...

OMGitsme says:

I Edward coming back?

OMGitsme says:

*is

Confed_Soldier says:

You have any idea what that could have done to it............

OMGitsme says:

u worry me

OMGitsme says:

alot

PillowBiter says:

Alice, go buy a new fridge.

OMGitsme says:

did you not read above IM?

Confed_Soldier says:

again with the breaking things

PillowBiter says:

Fine. I'll get one off the internet.

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!

OMGitsme says:

have fun

OMGitsme says:

YES YOU DO!

OMGitsme says:

why?

PillowBiter says:

I'm not the one yelling. All I did was destroy Jasper's uniform.

Confed_Soldier says:

*breaks outn psyciuatrist stuff* So how are you FEELING today?

PillowBiter says:

OOOOWWWWWWW.

PillowBiter says:

I hit my knee.

OMGitsme says:

NOT GOOD, DOCTOR!

OMGitsme says:

I FEEL LIKE KILLING EDWARD!

PillowBiter says:

Alice, I believe he was... Oh God...

PillowBiter says:

Alice, let's just ignore those urges, okay?

PillowBiter says:

Please?

Confed_Soldier says:

........

Confed_Soldier says:

WOW

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

okay

Confed_Soldier says:

THAT's not G rated

PillowBiter says:

I don't want to die.

OMGitsme says:

I"m in my pajamas not, stupid

OMGitsme says:

*now

PillowBiter says:

The picture in her head was terrifying, all right?

OMGitsme says:

yes, it was

PillowBiter says:

I'm traumatized.

Confed_Soldier says:

Your daughter is still in here

OMGitsme says:

you should be

PillowBiter says:

*Sniff*

OMGitsme says:

I am too

OMGitsme says:

by you

OMGitsme says:

and your face

PillowBiter says:

Alice, why don't you go to bed?

PillowBiter says:

WITHOUT Jasper.

OMGitsme says:

cuz I can't

OMGitsme says:

dumb butt

OMGitsme says:

not without Jasper

OMGitsme says:

*sniff*

Confed_Soldier says:

*blink*

PillowBiter says:

At least let me leave the house first.

OMGitsme says:

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm actually kinda scared..........EDWARD! HELP

PillowBiter says:

AAAAHHHH! *Twitch*

OMGitsme says:

*growl*

OMGitsme says:

My Jasper

PillowBiter says:

*Runs away* Let me know when you're done.

OMGitsme says:

EDWARD!

OMGitsme says:

DONE!

Confed_Soldier says:

*hangs head and walks back to alice*

PillowBiter says:

You're sure?

OMGitsme says:

oops, I lied

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

*bAWLS*

PillowBiter says:

*Bawls**

PillowBiter says:

*Sniffs again*

OMGitsme says:

you better cry

PillowBiter says:

I can't actually cry, Alice.

OMGitsme says:

CRY NOW!

PillowBiter says:

I CAN'T, DARN IT!

Confed_Soldier says:

*twitch*

OMGitsme says:

WELL, YOU BETTER FIND A WAY!

Confed_Soldier says:

*twitch*

PillowBiter says:

Why is Jasper twitching? .... Nevermind. >_<

OMGitsme says:

yeah

OMGitsme says:

*mental image*

PillowBiter says:

I feel bad for you Jasper.

Confed_Soldier says:

don't ask questions you don't want he answer to

OMGitsme says:

yeah

Confed_Soldier says:

*twitch*

PillowBiter says:

AAAAAGH! *Twitches uncontrollably*

OMGitsme says:

jeesh

OMGitsme says:

don't watch if you don't want to know

OMGitsme says:

Jeesh

OMGitsme says:

control your mind

PillowBiter says:

I'm not trying to! I would stop listening if you weren't thinking so loud!

OMGitsme says:

i'm...

OMGitsme says:

thinking normally

PillowBiter says:

*Wham*

OMGitsme says:

-ish

PillowBiter says:

No, you're thinking like a perv.

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice! I can't breathe!

OMGitsme says:

no i'm not

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

so?

PillowBiter says:

Excuse me, I can read your mind, remember?

Confed_Soldier says:

not that I need to but....

PillowBiter says:

... Jasper....

PillowBiter says:

*Bang*

OMGitsme says:

lol

PillowBiter says:

Waaaaaahhhhhh.............. ;_;

OMGitsme says:

Time for a walk

OMGitsme says:

c ya two tards later!

Confed_Soldier says:

!! ah

OMGitsme says:

*skips away*

PillowBiter says:

Good. Leave. I'm tired of your min.

PillowBiter says:

mind*

Confed_Soldier says:

Dang it, untie me!

PillowBiter says:

No.

PillowBiter says:

You didn't help me re-attach my arm, I'm not helping you untie yourself.

PillowBiter says:

Have fun.

PillowBiter says:

... Why are you tied up with pantiehose and bra straps......? o.o

OMGitsme says:

*goes to Edward's room*

PillowBiter says:

*Screams*

Confed_Soldier says:

I can't....reach it.......

PillowBiter says:

Reach what?

Confed_Soldier says:

the knot.....

PillowBiter says:

Sucks to me you.

PillowBiter says:

be*

PillowBiter says:

Wait, how are you typing?

Confed_Soldier says:

ugh.. ALICE

PillowBiter says:

*Blink*

OMGitsme says:

I back

OMGitsme says:

Jasper, how's it ogin

OMGitsme says:

*goin?

Confed_Soldier says:

WAH

PillowBiter says:

Poor Jasper. Alice, he needs a BIG hug.

Confed_Soldier says:

NO not that again

PillowBiter says:

He wants one.

PillowBiter says:

Truely he does. He loves your hugs. He thinks about them all the time.

Confed_Soldier says:

I'll shove your head in a small jar

PillowBiter says:

You're tied up.

OMGitsme says:

*HUG*

PillowBiter says:

Good luck with that.

Confed_Soldier says:

If I ever get untied

Confed_Soldier says:

ugh...that was not necessary

OMGitsme says:

yes it was

Confed_Soldier says:

now I REALLY can't breathe

PillowBiter says:

I don't think Alice will be untieing you anytime soon. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to leave so I don't go insane while she... uh, has fun with you.

OMGitsme says:

I'm done, don't worry

Confed_Soldier says:

I have no allies -_-

OMGitsme says:

right Jasper?

Confed_Soldier says:

whatever you say.....

OMGitsme just sent you a nudge.

Confed_Soldier says:

I've given up trying to argue

PillowBiter says:

You're positive you're finished?

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

no comment

Confed_Soldier says:

if so then UNTIE ME

PillowBiter says:

Ooooh... There's a mountain lion outside my window. Be right back.

PillowBiter says:

I'm thirsty.

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

what's wrong with you

OMGitsme says:

Jasper...\

OMGitsme says:

*Unties knot*

OMGitsme says:

go get food

PillowBiter says:

Ah shit...

Confed_Soldier says:

*jumps out window*

PillowBiter says:

I'm going to Denali. Be back in twenty years.

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OMGitsme says:

okay!

OMGitsme says:

BYE!

PillowBiter says:

Well, he left... So I guess I can stay so he doesn't kill me.

Confed_Soldier has been added to the conversation.

OMGitsme says:

...

OMGitsme says:

Jaxper, sick him

PillowBiter says:

Why?!

Confed_Soldier says:

make up your mind

OMGitsme says:

I did

PillowBiter says:

Alice, do you want a Skittle? I'm done with them.

OMGitsme says:

I was done with them first

OMGitsme says:

dumb dumb

PillowBiter says:

So?

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, do you want them?

OMGitsme says:

alsdkfja;sldkfjalsdkfjaw;eoiutbwomvioeutwoqi[w49p68bhn9trismg ;o

PillowBiter says:

Alice...

OMGitsme says:

asjleiruan;sdfj

PillowBiter says:

What the heck?

OMGitsme says:

asleiurnboeifdnj

Confed_Soldier says:

she's communicating with aliens again

PillowBiter says:

I don't speak whatever the heck language you think you're speaking.

OMGitsme says:

asldkhtbj wnjif

OMGitsme says:

...

PillowBiter says:

*Sigh*

OMGitsme says:

*yawn*

Confed_Soldier says:

she does this frequently actually

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, there is seriously something wrong with her.

OMGitsme says:

Fell asleep

PillowBiter says:

You can't sleep.......

Confed_Soldier says:

It's really creepy when she does it when I'm concentrating on something else

OMGitsme says:

oh, didn't I tell you?

OMGitsme says:

I'm not a vmapire

PillowBiter says:

I'm frightened now.

OMGitsme says:

*vampire

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, let's eat her.

Confed_Soldier says:

she said that last IM

OMGitsme says:

hahaha

OMGitsme says:

you can't

OMGitsme says:

cuz I"m made of metal

PillowBiter says:

She claimed she was a stinking wolf in the last one.

PillowBiter says:

Metal? We can bite through that. Easily.

OMGitsme says:

nope

PillowBiter says:

Yes we can.

OMGitsme says:

it's vampire proof

OMGitsme says:

impossible

OMGitsme says:

I tried it

PillowBiter says:

There's no such thing, ALice.

Confed_Soldier says:

*distracted by shiny object again*

OMGitsme says:

yup

OMGitsme says:

there is

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, FOCUS.

OMGitsme says:

I made it

PillowBiter says:

You both need new brains.

OMGitsme says:

g;lkwEJVGBTNDIFJ

PillowBiter says:

You know that, right?

Confed_Soldier says:

Alice......did you take those drugs again?

OMGitsme says:

;alksejrnb;lihjg

Confed_Soldier says:

that crap is bad enough on humans

PillowBiter says:

Drugs? I didn't know drugs could actually affect us.

OMGitsme says:

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OMGitsme says:

as;dlfj

OMGitsme says:

a;sldkfj

OMGitsme says:

alsdkfjsad

OMGitsme says:

MARIJAUNA!

PillowBiter says:

Jasper, let's go get pot... And give it to Emmett, just to see what he does.

Confed_Soldier says:

Nessie's making odd noises

PillowBiter says:

I thought you said she was dead.

Confed_Soldier says:

I think it was the pot---I MEAN

Confed_Soldier says:

PillowBiter says:

Guys, I ordered her coffin and everything!

Confed_Soldier says:

yeah, cause she's dead

OMGitsme says:

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Confed_Soldier says:

wait...

Confed_Soldier says:

we're moving to binary now Alice/

Confed_Soldier says:

PillowBiter says:

Binary?

Confed_Soldier says:

wow little brother, go back to college

PillowBiter says:

-.-

OMGitsme says:

yeah edward

OMGitsme says:

you college-profesor-briber

Confed_Soldier says:

00011101101011110101010000110101110000

Confed_Soldier says:

THAT is binary

PillowBiter says:

I bet Alice seduced them to pass.

Confed_Soldier says:

it's a computer code

OMGitsme says:

you're terrible

OMGitsme says:

I'd only do that to Jasper

PillowBiter says:

You're worse.

Confed_Soldier says:

*hides*

PillowBiter says:

No, you rape him.

OMGitsme says:

no I do not

Confed_Soldier says:

*hides again*

OMGitsme says:

You can't rape the willing

PillowBiter says:

Yes, you do.

OMGitsme says:

read above

PillowBiter says:

Who said he was willing?!

Confed_Soldier says:

*HIDES AGAI AGAIN*

OMGitsme says:

He did

PillowBiter says:

When?

OMGitsme says:

You should see it

Confed_Soldier says:

alice

PillowBiter says:

I can hear his thoughts. He is NOT willing.

OMGitsme says:

*mental video*

Confed_Soldier says:

you swore you'd never bring that up...

PillowBiter says:

I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGitsme says:

yes, you did

Confed_Soldier says:

you started this Edward!

OMGitsme says:

to see that he was willing

PillowBiter says:

I'm leaving.

OMGitsme says:

Jasper...

OMGitsme says:

come'on

Confed_Soldier says:

I'm going to go run in terror again

OMGitsme says:

no you're not

OMGitsme says:

...

PillowBiter says:

Have fun trying to get away.

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Confed_Soldier says:

oh jeez, not again! Enough with the tying me up!

PillowBiter says:

Good luck, Jasper.

Confed_Soldier says:

ugh