Vandread Fan Fiction ❯ Grandma Got Run Over by Dita and Hibiki ❯ Grandma Got Run Over by Dita and Hibiki ( Chapter 1 )

Document Opened: 12/24/2006, 06:32pm.
Authors Note:
Not too long ago I was asking my Grandmother to list me any Christmas/Holiday songs she knew and when this one came up I immediately thought of 'Grandma' from Vandread.
I'm evil eh.*Sighs*.
Also my first Vandread fic.
I own nothing here except the fic and the idea.

3rd in the holiday parody series.
Hope you enjoy.*Smiles*.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer in the style of Vandread.
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Grandma got run over by Dita and Hibiki
walking from the control room Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as true revenge
but as for me and Dita, we believe.

*Dita and Hibiki were late for their scouting job and
since it was the season Deita was wearing a modified reindeer outfit and Hibiki was wearing a Santa suit. Minus the fat part.*

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog and
we'd said she shouldn't go.
But she needed her medication so
she stumbled away.

*Unfortunately Dita and Hibiki found out to late that they ran over the captain in the process of getting to their ships.*

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack
there were incriminating foot prints on her back

*While some of the others namely BC were trying figure out who done it. Hibiki and Dita slipped away.
Not without BC seeing them.*

Grandma got run over by Dita and Hibiki
Walkin' from the control room Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as true revenge but
as for me and Dita, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandma
She's been takin' this so well
Giving extra work to Dita and Hibiki
and playing cards with shipmate Belle.

*Not long later the two were found guilty and said captain found a way for them to make up for what they did.*

It's now Christmas with Grandma
and the whole crew is back
As for Dita and Hibiki they wonder
"Should we open her gifts or send them back".

*It was Christmas and the two trample and runners were re-considering giving their gifts to the captain or not.*

Grandma got run over by Dita and Hibiki
walkin' from the control room Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as true revenge
But as for me and Dita, we believe.

*Grandma had informed Grandpa of what happened and the punishment she gave to the two, Something that that would not be lived down too easy.*

Now the turkey's on the table
And the pudding with fig
and a blue and yellow candle that matches the hair in
Grandma's wig.

The whole crew has been warned
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license to a
boy who drives a vandread and a girl who plays with elf dolls.

*Their punishment, They had to take down all the decorations and there were a few warning posters on each ship level to be warned of them running down the halls plus a little extra work.*

Grandma got run over by Dita and Hibiki
Walkin' from the control room Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as true revenge
but as for me and Dita, We believe.

*They survived the season and made it so far.
Well onto to another battle Yar, Yar, Yar.*
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Authors Note:
I finished this a few minutes ago but had to stop at the word Authors Note and go help my mom do a little cooking.
One of the reasons I like the holiday season.
Cooking is fun.==^-^==.
Finished, 12/24/2006, 08:07pm.

A/NHad a better idea and changed Reindeer to Dita and Hibiki.
Santa to True revenge.
Off to go finish posting.^^.
12/24/2006, 08:18pm.