Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Velvet Underwear ❯ Velvet Underwear ( One-Shot )

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Author's Note: You've heard people making fun of Velvet Underworld all the time by calling it Velvet Underwear... It's about time someone actually written the lyrics to that! Hereby, I present you, Velvet Underwear! Please enjoy this. It's meant as a parody only, so don't throw flames at me if you don't like it! R&R please!

Velvet Underwear

(Sung to the full version of Velvet Underworld.)

Every time I remember you, I cry,

And each time I come to think of you, I do sigh.

When they threw you out, said you're beyond repair,

My favorite piece of material, underwear.

Ah beautiful, shiny, velvet underwear, where are you right now?

Are you hidden behind me? In the dumpster way back there?

Ah my favorite piece of velvet clothing,

Always there to cover next to no~thing,

I had always counted for you to be there.

But you are no longer standing next to me now,

Away in a dumpster, I just dunno how

Seperated far from me, velvet underwear.

I have a new pair of underwear right now, boxers.

They do nothing to remind me of my conquers.

I still miss you truly as my one truest.

Though there's others, you're still the one pair, my bluest.

Ah, ravishing, gorgeous, velvet underwear, where are you right now?

Why did they do that right to me? And I thought they were my best friends!

Though you were very holey and smelled quite revolting,

Always being washed to keep girls from bo~lting,

You were still my darling piece of smooth cloth!

Every night I dream of you in my great waterbed,

Remembering the sensations of you against my head,

I really want you back with me, velvet underwear.

All alone in my home, thinking of you and me.

Aya's gone, so's Omi. Ken's downstairs, without me.

Missing you, without you, holding on, feeling free.

Threw you out, not by me. They voted, they agree.