Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ lets protect the tent ❯ short circut ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer:*cries* I DON’T OWN FIRE EMBLEM OR YU-GI-OH!!!!!!!!!! *cries
more until Ephidel comes and starts to whack her senseless with a
crowbar.  Where he got one, we’ll never know because he was glomped
senseless by Isis, who dragged him back to his little ‘home’ under her
bed, chains and all.*
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Prologue: Short Circuit

    Mira and Isa were jealous as the seven hells could make them.  And they
were also mad.  All of this centered around their recent trip to Middle
Earth and they wanted both revenge and reprieve.

    So Mira got this ingenious idea to steal one of the most sacred items
between the two.  A Gameboy Advanced SP, with a game more sacred than
Chocolate.  Fire Emblem.  They would sit there until the batteries ran
dead staring at the pictures of all the pretty guys. 

    And some of them... might have been pretty.  But it didn’t matter
because Mira was going to ruin it.

    Now, Mira knew enough about the insane ones to know their definition of
pretty, and so who to get rid of.

    All the silver haired people had to go, all nomads, myrmidons,
swordmasters, shamans, wyvern riders, archers, thieves, assassins, mages,
sages, monks, and bishops had to be gone, all pirates and druids and
mercs and heros.  Then cavaliers and paladins, and... shit that was
almost everyone.  Ah, well, all except lords would go(Mia and Isis still
needed a game to go back to and see the desecration).

    But, the game was run out so Mira and Isa had to wait for it to
recharge.

    While it was recharging, a freak power outage shocked through all of
Japan.  It seems and army of squirrels in GI-Joe uniforms attacked the
main power sources all over the country, and overrode the systems so the
backlash went to the consumers of said power supply.

    As the plug began to sizzle and shoot off sparks Mira decided that might
not be what it was supposed to do, after about fifteen minutes of
watching it.  Isa, in the background, was trying to get to it so she
could unplug it and save the Gameboy, because she knew right away that
couldn’t have been good for it.  Mira was not this smart so when she
finally did figure it out (after telling Isa off about knowing what she
was doing), she ended up getting shocked.

    Now we know that electricity doesn’t go well with metal or Shadow Magic,
and Mira had both.  The shock found the metal of Mira’s Sword, and
reacted to the Shadow Magic within the blade, opening a vortex and
instantly sucking Mira and Isa in.  By now, if they could have seen each
other, Mira would have looked like burnt chicken previously exposed to
nuclear waste.  Fortunately we cannot see her and unfortunately she yet
lived.  But that’s the least of our worries right now. 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*iIsis: hi R+R pwease, if ya want the chibies, then you'll have to at least give me 10 reviews collectivly on all the fics i just posted(not hard right?)