Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Case Closed Fan Fiction ❯ Annoying one-shots ❯ April fools are idoits ( Chapter 5 )
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By: inumaru12 
april fools! even though we dont say it in it
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Case Closed Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.01.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 270 | Status: Completed
april fools! even though we dont say it in it
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Case Closed Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.01.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 270 | Status: Completed
Inumaru12: hey everybody it's once again for your favorite fanfic...
people reading:
ANNOYING ONE-SHOTS!
inumaru: this is to april 1st april fools day
and to raige who isnt here right at this moment.
audience: awwwwww.
IM: but you know what? Tommorow she's gonna be over cause i'm having a sleepover with her and a few other girls cause a week ago on the 23rd was my birthday and i just didnt have them over that weekend cause of stuff. Well we should start. Today since it's april fools i thought i'd prank some people.
let's start with......hiei!!!
hiei: Whaaaaattt???
maru: you heard me!
hiei: this isnt fair!!!
maru: suck it up! I'm only doing this cause i love you!
hiei: how does this show you care?
maru: I didnt say i cared i said i loved you
hiei: but isnt that the same?
maru:........forward march!
Chapter five: April fools are idoits
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Hiei sat in the tree next to yuske's house he was suposse to watch over while he and his girlfriend f***-ed like little bunnys (sorry my friend said that today and i wanted to put it in.) all of the sudden he heard a noise in his room. he jumped into the opened window room laned on a bar of soap that slid across the hard wooded floor till he ran thourgh the open
door which had a rope across it that came down with a bucket of suryup all over him and he fell of the soap did a backflip into a pair of
red pre-school skates (judges give him a eight)
skated into a rope that says 'pull me' pulls it to stop himself but feathers come down and stick to him. he starts to go down the stairs and jumps to not hit the stairs and grinds off the pole. (i aways wanted to do that but my mom always stopped me) unfortnly for him he messes up and trips and falls and lands on a convently placed red glove. all of the sudden a fly goes into his throat and unable him to speak. Secertly inumaru goes and opens the door and right at that point a crowd has come around the house saying 'vote for the goat!' (dont ask me i dont know) and hiei comes out cawing like a chicken and flapping his wings. everybody just stared for a moment then-bang
everybody just bust out laughing like there is no tommorow. Everybody laughed till they are on their knees out of breath, then they laugh some more then out of breath some more till everybody got bored except one guy who kept stalking hiei and was wearing something to hide his face. Hiei went home that night to his tree sweet tree and wanting revenge just then unseen by the camara's eye a noise came out of the bush under hiei's tree. "Who's there?" he called out. Just then the mysterious hiei man stalker came out. "Oh it's you" said hiei uncaring and going back to sleep. "I know you want revenge hiei....I want it too....we will take her and raige down." said the strange hiei stalker. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
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Maru: *walks out from bathroom with toilet paper stuck to shoe.* sooo what did I miss?
Oh yes I got to say i had some help *evil grin*
yuske:yep i'm glad to set up the house for you now i gotta go and f*** my girlfriend. Come on keiko lets be like little bunnys. Hey maru wanna watch?
maru: *slowly shakes head no*
yuske: you lost your chance. *runs away with keiko*
maru: *shakes a little* right now next victim is....conan!
conan: NOOOOOO! PLease dont tell rachel who i am!!!!
maru: mabey... it counts how nice to me you will be nice to me in the furture...
conan: I'll do anything...just no lemons!!!!
maru: *was writing in her fanfic journal MY LEMON WITH CONAN!!!! on top of the page.* KAMI KUSO!!!! (God damn) *scribbling out fuirsoly top of the page.* Fine jimmy-kun have it your way!!!!!
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Rachel: Hey conan!!
conan: what?
rachel:Something came for you in the mail.
conan: Hm? Really cool. *opens the box, goes thourgh the little fuzzy little things and takes out a little box that says 'THE CURE DO NOT WASTE'* conan's eyes lighed up with joy. Just as he opened it he relized there was only one so he picked it up gently just then amy comes in with a aquriam. "CONAN-KUN LOOK AT MY INVIABLE SEE MUNKYS A GUY IN A DARK ALLELYWAY GAVE ME FOR ALL MY MONEY AND MY PARENTS JEWELS!!" screamed amy as she lunged it at him which made him accidently throw the pill in the air and into the water were it dissoved almost immedily. It gave conan a miniute to relize what happen. "NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed conan. Some where from the back you can hear richard shouting "Shutdaup ya brat!" Rachel started to laugh conan looked up in disbelif that his best friend would laugh.
conan: what's so funny
rachel: this *pulls of rachels face to revial...
INUMARU THE GREAT!* (A/N: modest arent I?) Conan: YOU!!
Inumaru:me *smiles*
conan: why do you toure me like this? *sobbing*
inumaru: well you want to know something ressuring?
conan:*stops* You have a extra?
inumaru: no but if you ate that your body's skin would be dissovling right now then you would have to eat your own skin to stop the pain.
conan: *makes a disgusting look* nice
inumaru: I know isnt it? well that's it for now.
Hey I'm a little short on ideas so if you had some ideas and you would like your name (screen name) on here please e-mail me at
Fanofhairypotter@aol.com or im me at Fanofhairypotter and make the name of the converstaion called "ideas" or soming like that so i dont thing it's physco people and yes I know my name sucks my mom says i cant change my name so ya. Thank you for reading and rember I NEED SOME HELP!! Let me get past this evil block that makes it immpassable for my ideas!!!!! Please R&R. Inumaru12
people reading:
ANNOYING ONE-SHOTS!
inumaru: this is to april 1st april fools day
and to raige who isnt here right at this moment.
audience: awwwwww.
IM: but you know what? Tommorow she's gonna be over cause i'm having a sleepover with her and a few other girls cause a week ago on the 23rd was my birthday and i just didnt have them over that weekend cause of stuff. Well we should start. Today since it's april fools i thought i'd prank some people.
let's start with......hiei!!!
hiei: Whaaaaattt???
maru: you heard me!
hiei: this isnt fair!!!
maru: suck it up! I'm only doing this cause i love you!
hiei: how does this show you care?
maru: I didnt say i cared i said i loved you
hiei: but isnt that the same?
maru:........forward march!
Chapter five: April fools are idoits
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiei sat in the tree next to yuske's house he was suposse to watch over while he and his girlfriend f***-ed like little bunnys (sorry my friend said that today and i wanted to put it in.) all of the sudden he heard a noise in his room. he jumped into the opened window room laned on a bar of soap that slid across the hard wooded floor till he ran thourgh the open
door which had a rope across it that came down with a bucket of suryup all over him and he fell of the soap did a backflip into a pair of
red pre-school skates (judges give him a eight)
skated into a rope that says 'pull me' pulls it to stop himself but feathers come down and stick to him. he starts to go down the stairs and jumps to not hit the stairs and grinds off the pole. (i aways wanted to do that but my mom always stopped me) unfortnly for him he messes up and trips and falls and lands on a convently placed red glove. all of the sudden a fly goes into his throat and unable him to speak. Secertly inumaru goes and opens the door and right at that point a crowd has come around the house saying 'vote for the goat!' (dont ask me i dont know) and hiei comes out cawing like a chicken and flapping his wings. everybody just stared for a moment then-bang
everybody just bust out laughing like there is no tommorow. Everybody laughed till they are on their knees out of breath, then they laugh some more then out of breath some more till everybody got bored except one guy who kept stalking hiei and was wearing something to hide his face. Hiei went home that night to his tree sweet tree and wanting revenge just then unseen by the camara's eye a noise came out of the bush under hiei's tree. "Who's there?" he called out. Just then the mysterious hiei man stalker came out. "Oh it's you" said hiei uncaring and going back to sleep. "I know you want revenge hiei....I want it too....we will take her and raige down." said the strange hiei stalker. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maru: *walks out from bathroom with toilet paper stuck to shoe.* sooo what did I miss?
Oh yes I got to say i had some help *evil grin*
yuske:yep i'm glad to set up the house for you now i gotta go and f*** my girlfriend. Come on keiko lets be like little bunnys. Hey maru wanna watch?
maru: *slowly shakes head no*
yuske: you lost your chance. *runs away with keiko*
maru: *shakes a little* right now next victim is....conan!
conan: NOOOOOO! PLease dont tell rachel who i am!!!!
maru: mabey... it counts how nice to me you will be nice to me in the furture...
conan: I'll do anything...just no lemons!!!!
maru: *was writing in her fanfic journal MY LEMON WITH CONAN!!!! on top of the page.* KAMI KUSO!!!! (God damn) *scribbling out fuirsoly top of the page.* Fine jimmy-kun have it your way!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rachel: Hey conan!!
conan: what?
rachel:Something came for you in the mail.
conan: Hm? Really cool. *opens the box, goes thourgh the little fuzzy little things and takes out a little box that says 'THE CURE DO NOT WASTE'* conan's eyes lighed up with joy. Just as he opened it he relized there was only one so he picked it up gently just then amy comes in with a aquriam. "CONAN-KUN LOOK AT MY INVIABLE SEE MUNKYS A GUY IN A DARK ALLELYWAY GAVE ME FOR ALL MY MONEY AND MY PARENTS JEWELS!!" screamed amy as she lunged it at him which made him accidently throw the pill in the air and into the water were it dissoved almost immedily. It gave conan a miniute to relize what happen. "NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed conan. Some where from the back you can hear richard shouting "Shutdaup ya brat!" Rachel started to laugh conan looked up in disbelif that his best friend would laugh.
conan: what's so funny
rachel: this *pulls of rachels face to revial...
INUMARU THE GREAT!* (A/N: modest arent I?) Conan: YOU!!
Inumaru:me *smiles*
conan: why do you toure me like this? *sobbing*
inumaru: well you want to know something ressuring?
conan:*stops* You have a extra?
inumaru: no but if you ate that your body's skin would be dissovling right now then you would have to eat your own skin to stop the pain.
conan: *makes a disgusting look* nice
inumaru: I know isnt it? well that's it for now.
Hey I'm a little short on ideas so if you had some ideas and you would like your name (screen name) on here please e-mail me at
Fanofhairypotter@aol.com or im me at Fanofhairypotter and make the name of the converstaion called "ideas" or soming like that so i dont thing it's physco people and yes I know my name sucks my mom says i cant change my name so ya. Thank you for reading and rember I NEED SOME HELP!! Let me get past this evil block that makes it immpassable for my ideas!!!!! Please R&R. Inumaru12