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=Naruto, in a forest=
Ed, Kasumi, Legato, and Chou: *Comes in*
Ed: Ninja! Ha! *Kicks a tree and falls over* MY LEG!!
Kasumi: I want ta be a Kunoichi!
Sakura: *Falls out of the tree*
Legato: Hey! Watch where you're dropping!
Kasumi: You okay?
Sakura: I'm fine.
Ed: THE PAIN!
Chou: Why were ya in that tree?
Chou: That's stupid! Training in a tree!
Sakura: It wasn't my idea.
Kasumi: Kakashi idea right?
Sakura: How did you know?
Kasumi: He is your master right?
Sakura: Yes, Kakashi is my sensei.
Chou: I still think that's stupid!
Sakura: Oh well.
Kasumi: So where is he?
Sakura: With the others.
Chou: Maybe you can take us there.
Sakura: Ok. Follow me.
Kasumi: Okay then, will do.
=At the camp=
Ed: *Limping* Stupid tree.....This the place?
Naruto: Hey Sakura!
Sasuke: How did you know his name?
Ed: *Gets all dark* We know all!
Ed: *Blinks* Um, yeah.
Naruto: Oh yeah, what I just have for lunch?
Naruto: How did you know that?!
Ed: We know all damn it!
Naruto: Now many times are you gonna say that?
Ed: As many as I need to.
Naruto: *Grins* How did you know that?
Ed: We know all!
Naruto: How did you know that?
Ed: Don't make me hurt you! We know all!
Kasumi: How did you know that?
Ed: WE KNOW ALL!
Kasumi and Naruto: How did you know that?
Ed: WE KNOW ALL DAMN YOU!
Naruto: This is fun! =^_^=
Kasumi: Yeah. ^_^
Ed: *Shaking* I'll...Kill...you....
Sakura: *Smacks Kasumi and Naruto over the head* STOP IT YOU TWO!!!
Kasumi: That hurt....
Kakashi: What's going on here?
Ed: *Gasp* K-Kakashi?! *Runs over and hugs him*
Kakashi: Who are you?
Ed: I-I am Ed!
Kakashi: It's nice to meet you ….Ed
Ed: *Squeals* It's good to meet you too!
Naruto: Why is she acting like that?
Kasumi: She's insane
Kasumi: I hope she doesn't hurt him.
Ed: I wouldn't hurt him! I love him!
Kakashi: O.o What?
Ed: I love you!
Kasumi: You're freaking people out...stop.
Ed: But...I can't help it!
Kasumi: Someone please knock her out!
Ed: NO!!!! *Falls down*
Sasuke: I had to shut her up.
Legato: You hurt Master! *Gets ready to attack Sasuke*
Sakura: No! *Gets in front of Sasuke*
Legato: But....He hurt master!
Sakura: Please don't hurt him!
Legato: I'm going to!
Legato: Give me one good reason.
Sakura: Because I asked.
Legato: That's not good enough!
Sasuke: You couldn't defeat me if you wished.
Legato: I can beat you child.
Legato: I'd like to see you try.
Sasuke: *Disappears and reappears behind Legato and kicks him in the head*
Legato: OW! How the hell did you do that?!
Kasumi: Hell, I can do that...
Legato: You're different! And stay out of this Whore!
Sasuke: *Punches Legato in the face sending him flying back*
Legato: *Hits a tree and knocks it over*
Sasuke: You doubt me now?
Legato: *Knocked out*
Kasumi: Holy Crap....
Chou: That wasn't nice!
Sasuke: Anyone else?
Chou: *Hides behind Kasumi* N-no!
Kasumi: Don't worry Chou, you wouldn't get hurt.
Kasumi: I'm here, so I'm not gonna let anyone hurt ya. *Smiles*
Sakura: YAY SASUKE!
Sasuke: That was too easy.
Kasumi: They are.
Sasuke: And who are you all anyway?
Kasumi: Um half of us are knocked out.
Kasumi: Hn, that's something that doesn't happen very often
Sasuke: They deserved it.
Kasumi: Just cause someone deserves something does mean ya give it to them
Sasuke: Yes it does,
Kasumi: You don't go around knocking people out!
Kasumi: Its rude.
Kasumi: It's called being a jackass....
Sasuke: You want to be next?!
Kasumi: Like you could?
Sasuke: So what do you want?
Kasumi: You don't need to know!
Kasumi: So nosey for a ten year old
Sasuke: How did you know how old I was?
Ed: *Pops up* We know all!
Kasumi: You act your age
Sasuke: I do?
Kasumi: Yep, but you do act a little like a tight ass
Kasumi: It's true.
Sasuke: Who are you to judge me?
Kasumi: I'm older and smarter then you
Sasuke: So what?
Kasumi: That's who I am to judge you.
Sasuke: Why don't you just leave?
Kasumi: You can't make me. You're just a little kid
Sasuke: I can.
Kasumi: Then do it! :p
Sasuke: Don't make me.
Kasumi: Don't play with fire.
Ed: You'll get burned little boy.
Kasumi: So there
Sasuke: I'll fight you both at once if you want- It might make you're odds better.
Kasumi: You're foolish and prideful
Ed: Pride can kill you.
Kasumi: So we'll take ya on.
Sasuke: You're going to regret this. *Charges*
Kasumi: *Grabs Sasuke's arm and slams him down*
Ed: *Kicks him in the ribs*
Kasumi: You were saying?
Sasuke: *Gasping for air*
Ed: *Shakes head* Sad...Very sad.
Kasumi: Lucky for you that we aren't using weapons
Ed: You probably be dead now.
Sasuke: I'll...kill you!
Kasumi: Try if you must
Kakashi: Sasuke, that's enough.
Sasuke: Yes sir.
Naruto: Ha ha
Ed: *Hugs Kakashi*
Kasumi: Now we're back to square one again...
Kasumi: I'm so sorry about her
Kakashi: It's all right....I guess.
Naruto: How did you know that?
Ed: Don't start with me fox boy! Hey wait-fox boy.....
Ed: *Hugs Naruto* FOX BOY!
Kasumi: Ed! Down girl!
Ed: But...*Hugs tighter* FOX!
Kasumi: You don't need another fox!
Ed: Yes I do!
Naruto: How did you know I was a fox?
Ed: *Sighs* We know all!
Kasumi: Please forgive us. *Bows*
Naruto: It's not a real big deal
Kasumi: Are you sure?
Naruto: You know what? I'm hungry!
Kasumi: Ditto. Kakashi, sir, do you have anything to eat? If it isn't too much to ask.
Kakashi: We could go for ramen.
Kasumi: That would be great!
Ed: Ramen! *Hugs Kakashi* Thank you!
Kasumi: Yes, same here sir!
Kakashi: Then lets go.
Kasumi: *Grabs on to an arm* Yes sir.
Kakashi: *Walks off*
Naruto: They like Kakashi a little too much....
Sasuke: The crazy one likes you.
Naruto: And she like you *Points to Sakura*
Sasuke: Don't remind me. *Leaves*
Sakura: What does that mean?
Naruto: What do you think it means? *Follows*
Sakura: You're so mean! *Goes after*
=At the ramen shop=
Ed: *Drooling* Ramen....
Kasumi: Its so nice not to cook for once.
Sakura: But Why don't you love me Sasuke?!
Sasuke: Leave me alone!
Sakura: *Starts crying*
Sasuke: *Rolls eyes*
Kasumi: How do you put up with this?
Sasuke: It's not easy
Kasumi: Deep pity
Sasuke: *Sighs* Thank you.
Kasumi: I am so glad I wasn't like that
Ed: Fox boy! *Hugs Naruto* Lets get ramen!
Naruto: *Ramen falls on his lap* AH!
Ed: Oops! Want me to clean that up for you?
Naruto: IT BURNS!!!!!!!
Ed: *Grabs a napkin and starts cleaning* I'm sorry!
Kasumi: That had to hurt....
Sakura: Stupid idiot!
Ed: Shut up you unloved bitch!
Sakura: *Cries again*
Ed: *Smiles* That felt good...
Kasumi: That was mean, but true, but still mean.
Ed: Are you ok now Naruto?
Naruto: It was really hot....
Ed: I'm sorry!
Naruto: T-T and it wasted good Ramen!
Ed: *Sob* I know!
Naruto: *starts crying with Sakura*
Ed: I made Fox boy cry! *Hugs him* Forgive me!
Ed: *Pats him on the back* Are you ok?
Naruto: You when hugging me too tightly
Ed: I'm sorry! I can't do anything right! *Starts crying*
Kasumi: Can't even keep your room clean, let alone a human being
Ed: *Cries more*
Kasumi: Don't cry Ed.
Ed: B-but...I can't do anything right and Naruto hates me! And so does Kakashi! I know they do!
Kasumi: They do not. Right guys?
Kakashi: No...I don't really know you.
Kasumi: There ya go!
Ed: Naruto? Do you hate me?
Ed: YAY! *Hugs him* Thank you!
Kasumi: *Sigh* When did she become so sensitive?
Kakashi: You mean she isn't always like this?
Kasumi: Not this bad.
Ed: I'm hungry now...*Starts eating ramen*
Kasumi: I'm sure you must be embarrassed by now Kakashi-san.
Kasumi: I'm sorry.
Kakashi: It's ok.
Naruto: Can I have more ramen?
Ed: Same here!
Kakashi: Go ahead.
Naruto: YAY! Seconds here please!
Ed: And here! Need more!
Sasuke: Don't eat too much, you'll get fat.
Ed: You mean like Sakura?
Sasuke: Just like her.
Sakura: *Cries harder*
Ed: *Laughs and eats ramen*
Naruto: That's harsh.
Kasumi: That was kinda mean.
Sakura: I'll never eat again!
Ed: Anorexic bitch!
Sakura: I don't want ta be fat!
Ed: *Rolls eyes* Idiot...
Kasumi: *Sigh* Children
Kakashi: After this, you three need to go back to training.
Naruto, Sasuke: Yes sir.
Sakura: *Too busy crying*
Ed: *Whacks her over the head* Oh shut up!
Kasumi: You don't smack a crying child!
Ed: Yes you do! How do you think I take care of the munchkins?
Kasumi: *Searches head* Whatever works for you.
Ed: And pain works.
Kasumi: I hope you never have a child, and if you do that you aren't allowed 100 ft away from it.
Ed: Yeah, yeah....Whatever
Sakura: You're so mean!
Ed: Thank you!
Sakura: I hate you so much!
Ed: I hate you too!
Kasumi: Stop torturing the poor girl
Ed: But it's so fun!
Kasumi: She doesn't need you dragging her down
Ed: Sure- Fine. I'll go easier on the bitch...err...girl.
Sakura: I'm not a bitch!
Naruto: You are being mean
ED: I'm sorry! I'll stop!
Sakura: Thank you Naruto!
Ed: I'm not doing it for you.
Naruto: She's doing it for me.
Ed: *Hugs him* Exactly!
Ed: Sorry, Sorry!
Kakashi: I think that's enough goofing off. Let's get back to training.
Kasumi: Training? You mean that tree thing?
Kakashi: Yes, they're training by climbing trees.
Kasumi: *Blinks* Cool, I guess
Ed: I want to train with Naruto! *Hugs him again*
Naruto: *Gasping for air* I-I'm sure Sensei w-will let you….*Cough* t-train with us.
Kasumi: That would be SO cool!! Can we Kakashi?!
Kakashi: I don't see a problem with it.
Ed and Kasumi: YAY!
Naruto: *Turns blue*
Ed: Whoops… *Let's go of Naruto*
=At the forest=
Ed: So explain how this works.
Kakashi: I want you to climb a tree without using your arms.
Kasumi: How the heck do we do that?
Sakura: Like this! *Jumps up and runs up a tall tree*
Kasumi: *Looks at where Sakura is* Dude!
Ed: Hey, she can actually do something!
Sakura: *Sits on the highest branch and pouts* You're so mean!
Ed: Thank you!
Kasumi: Wait….how did she stick to the tree like that?
Kakashi: She used her chakras
Kasumi: *Blinks* Oro?
Sakura: Here, I have notes on it. *Tosses her scroll of notes down to Kasumi*
Kasumi: *Catches and reads scroll*
Ed: I'll try to do this myself…. *Runs up a tree and slides back down*
Naruto: *Laughs* You need to put your chakras under you for it to work. *Runs halfway up his tree*
Sasuke: Like that, but more like this. *Runs higher then Naruto*
Sakura: *Throws her arms into the air* YAY!! You're so awesome Sasuke!
Naruto: *Growls and goes higher*
Kasumi: *Stuffs Sakura's notes into her vest* I think I get it….*Runs up a tree and goes lower then Sasuke* It worked! *Smiles*
Ed: *Tries to run up a tree again and slides down* AH! This is annoying!!
Kakashi: *Reading his Make out Paradise* Keep trying you'll get it.
Ed: *Get starry eyed* Do you really think so?
Kakashi: If Naruto can do it, just about anyone can do it.
Naruto: Yeah, if I can do it anyone can-HEY!
Ed: Hope has come back to me! *Tries again and falls*
Kasumi: You looked so close that time too Ed.
Ed: Oh shut up!
=Later, night at camp=
Ed: *Sighs* Man that was a lot of work.
Sasuke: Its training…it's meant to be a lot of work.
Ed: That's not the point. Right, Naruto? *Hugs Naruto*
Naruto: *Gasps for air*
Ed: That's what I thought!
Sakura: Oh Sasuke you're the best! *Hugs Sasuke*
Sasuke: Get the hell off me…
Sakura: Sorry! *Let's go of Sasuke*
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura: Master?! *Looks at Kakashi*
Kakashi: *Looking around frantically* WHERE IS IT?!?!
Ed: Where's what?
Kakashi: MY MAKE OUT PARADISE!! WHERE IS IT?!?!
Kasumi: *Up in a tree* This is a pretty okay book…
Kakashi: AH! You shouldn't be reading that!!
Kasumi: *turns a page* Why?
Kakashi: Cause it's not for children! What chapter are you reading?!
Kakashi: AH! STOP READING THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!
Kasumi: *Blinks* Why?
Kakashi: That's a bad chapter!
Kasumi: Bad? What do you mean bad?
Kakashi: *Blushes* Just give me back my book!
Kasumi: I want to read it…
Kakashi: NO!! *Jumps onto the branch next to Kasumi* Give! *Holds his hand out*
Kasumi: *Pouts* I'm not done…
Kakashi: You're not going to finish that book!
Kasumi: Oh, that's no fun…
Kakashi: I don't care! I want you to give it to me…!
Ed: Kasumi! Let me see the book!
Kasumi: Kay! *Drops the book*
Ed: *Catches it* Hmmm….I need to read this.
Kakashi: NO you don't!!
Kasumi: Put it in the bag and we can read it later.
Ed: *Smiles* OKAY!
Kakashi: No okay!
Kasumi: *Smiles* We'll give it back to you sooner or later.
Kakashi: B-but my book!
Kasumi: *Pouts* Pleeease?
Kakashi: *Grumbles* Fine….
Kakashi: I want it back right away…
Ed: I promise Kakashi! *Hugs Naruto tightly* You can count on me!
Naruto: Air!! *Turns blue*
Ed: Right, sorry. *Lets go*
Naruto: *Backs away*
Kakashi: You kids should rest up. It's getting late.
Ed: *Pouts* It's still early…
Kakashi: I don't care. All of you go to sleep.
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura: Yes Master.
Kakashi: And I mean all of you. *Looks at Kasumi and Ed*
Kasumi: Fine by me. *Jumps off the branch*
Ed: *Sighs* I hate going to bed early….
Kasumi: It will be worth it later Ed. You can trust me on that.
Ed: I'm a night person; I need to stay up at night!
Kasumi: Don't worry…
=Later that night=
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura: *Sleeping*
Kakashi: *Yawns and falls asleep*
Ed: *Twitching* ….can't….sleep…
Kasumi: *Opens her eyes slowly* Ed?
Ed: Great you're up!
Kasumi: *Puts her finger over her lip* Hush, we need to be quiet…
Ed: *Lowers her voice* Sorry.
Kasumi: Let's grab their stuff and get out of here…
Ed: Sounds good to me.
Kasumi: *Gets up slowly and looks around*
Ed: *Looks at Naruto and grins* I want his headband…
Kasumi: I'll get the bag. *Walks off*
Ed: *Crawls over to Naruto*
Naruto: *Snores softly*
Ed: He's so cute…*Unties his headband* and now I need to find Legato and Chou.
Legato and Chou: *Appear behind Ed* Master!
Ed: *Falls over* Quiet you guys…
Legato: *Smacks Chou over the head* She said quiet broomhead.
Ed: Be nice Legato.
Kasumi: I'm back with everything…*Holds up the bag*
Kasumi: So where do you want to go next?
Chou: Let's go to the International House of Pancakes.
Ed, Kasumi, and Legato: *Stares at Chou* …..
Chou: *Smiles stupidly*
Legato: *Smacks Chou*
Kasumi: Right…so Ed where do you want to go? *Takes out the 8 ball*
Ed: How bout GTO?
Kasumi: Sounds good to me.
Kasumi: *Looks at the 8 ball* Take us to GTO!
Magical 8 ball of magic: Right on!
Naruto: *Yawns and gets up* I gotta pee…
Ed, Kasumi, Legato and Chou: *Disappear*
Naruto: O.o ….What was that?! *Looks down at himself* I don't think I need to pee anymore.