Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ BLOOPERS FOR EVERYONE!!! (Back in action) ❯ EPISODE 1!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

Riz: Bloopers for everyone will be returning back!

 

YGO/INU: O.O oh no....

 

Riz: >.< *eyes red and fire breath comes out* OH YES!!!

 

YGO/INU: *cowers away*

 

Riz: ;~; I missed it.....

 

Kefka: *comes in running* don't do it!! You have no idea what she did to me! She tortured me!

 

Riz: o.O how did you got out of my dungeon?

 

Kefka: 0.0 well uhhh... *runs away*

 

Riz: HEY! COME BACK HERE! ICHIKURO, SICK HIM!

 

Ichikuro (half wolf demon): *tackles Kefka*

 

Kefka: @.@ NOOOO!!

 

Riz: Take him back to the dungeon!

 

Ichikuro: YES MA'AM! *Does as he was told*

 

Kefka: *gets drag away* X.X NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! MOMMMY!!!

 

Riz: *turns back to YGO/INU* now that's settled, why don't we- *looks around and sees that they were all gone* ..; ... >.< ... >o< YOU ALL BETTER COME OUT OR YA'LL GOING TO THE DUNGEON WITH KEFKA!!

 

Background sound: ....

 

Riz: UUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! DISCLAIMER, GET ME A JUICE!! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT CALL SHAMONA AND CELINE TO HUNT DOWN THE CHARACTERS!!!! NOW AND DON'T GIVE ME NO LIP!

 

Disclaimer: O.O YES SIR-I MEAN MA'AM! *runs away*

 

Riz: >.< ... ^_^ everything is so accordingly to plan... XD MWUHAHAHAHAHA!! *leaves*

 

~~~Yu-Gi-Oh~~

 

Riz: Lights, Camera, action!

 

Episodes 193

 

Solomon: T-T

 

Vivian: If you want your grandpa standing again, you have to duel me first!

 

Joey: Don't duel this girl, YUG!

 

Tea: You can't go against a crazy girl!

 

Yugi: I have to! *transforms* YUUU-GIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!

 

Yami: *takes over* alright, Vivian! *jumps on the table* LET'S-

 

The table: *broke in half*

 

Yami: *falls down* I think I hurt my back *looks at everyone* don't you dare laugh!

 

Everyone on set: O.O *blinks* ... *falls down in the floor rolling and laughing*

 

Yami: -_-+

 

Yugi: *comes out of the puzzle* so, you ok?

 

Yami: *covers up his face with his hands* this is embarrassing

 

Joey: Hey, that never happened in the episode

 

Bakura: *whistles and manage to slip away*

 

Riz: XD CU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-CUT!!!

 

~~~Take 2~~~

 

Joey: Don't duel this girl, YUG!

 

Tea: You can't go against a crazy girl!

 

Yugi: I have to! *transforms* YUUU-GIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!

 

Yami: *takes over* alright, Vivian! *jumps on the table* LET'S-WAAAHH!! *slides down*

 

The table: *broke in half...again*

 

Everyone: .... mFF... *starts laughing out of control*

 

Yami: ugh, why is this happening?

 

Yugi: *comes out of the puzzle* this ain't your lucky day

 

Riz: *comes on stage and checks the broken table* hey....this table was already cut in half and there's greasy invisible oil in it... *smells the greasy oil* *sniffs* *sniffs* ... >.< ... >O< BAKURA!!!!

 

Bakura: YIKES! *runs away*

 

Riz: X) THAT'S IT! Run! Run! Run! MWUHAHAHA! *Chases Bakura*

 

INU/YGO: O.O;

 

Yami Malik: <.< Better him than me

 

~~~Inuyasha~~~

 

Episode 119

 

Inuyasha: *is hit by Jakutso's snake sword*

 

Jakutso: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough* *takes a deep breath* *coughs* *coughs* I-I think I swallowed something!

 

Inuyasha: o.O

 

Bankutso/Banryuu: *goes to help Jakutso*

 

Jakutso: *coughs up....Miyoga*

 

Everyone: O.O *blinks* EW!!!

 

Miyoga: @.@

 

Jakutso: O.O I choked on that thing? *Faints* X.X

 

Riz: *taping it* perfect, perfect, great for the show! XD MWUHAHAHAHA!

 

INU/YGO: o.O

 

Yami: *to Bakura* I'm so lucky, she loves you better

 

Bakura: Shut up, baka pharaoh!

 

~~~~~~Humiliation~~~~

 

Riz: Since, we've been having lots of takes, I say we'll give the readers a treat.... >.> ... <.< ... *whispers* ok..... ^___^ HUMILIATION TIME!!!!!

 

Joey/Tristan: NOOOOO!! T-T

 

The rest of the characters: *shaking in fear*

 

Duke: *begs* please no!

 

Riz: Since you say please....No!

 

Duke: ;~;

 

Riz: ^__^ anyways, this is random tape pick. Everyone pick a color! Red, Blue, or yellow!

 

Everyone: *shrugs and votes*

 

Riz: And the results!

 

Red= 29

 

Yellow= 30

 

Blue= 40

 

Riz: Ok, blue it is! *randomly selects a blue tape and put it in*

 

~~tape~~

 

Mikey: Yo, sup! Here are the stars on YGO and INU...*looks inside the room* oh my mother's shoes....

 

Camera: *goes inside the room*

 

Cow: MOOO!

 

Yami Malik *chibi form* ^__^ Hi!

 

Mikey: O.O is that...

 

Marik: *carries Yami Malik* he drank too much cow milk and he instantly turned to a baby

 

Yami Malik: ;O; WAH! WAH! I WANT MILKY!

 

Marik: Hush now *leaves the room* mommy Marik is here, going to buy you milk that was produced by scientist using technology, it's good for you

 

Yami Malik: *cries* I WANT COW MILK!

 

Marik: Shhh, we're turning you back to an adult now...

 

Mikey: o.O *goes to another room and slides down* ow...

 

Shippou: ;O; NOOO!! *grabs the Dark Magician plushy that Mikey stepped on* MY DARK MAGICIAN! *glares at Mikey* HOW COULD YOU!!! ;o; OH MY DARK MAGICIAN!!!

 

Mikey: O.O;; *gets out of the room* where is that room? *goes to another room*

 

Tea: *surrounded by cats* *sees Mikey* CLOSED THAT -BEEP- DOOOR!

 

Mikey: YES MA'AM! *closes it* ok... *goes to another room*

 

Joey: *wearing a dog collar and a diaper* ;~; help me...

 

Mikey: O__O *goes to another room* o_______O

 

Riz: *hugs a lot of plushies* ^__^ hi Mikey, I have Dead Barney plushy here for you!

 

Dead Barney Plushy: *sings* “Joy to the world! Barney is dead! We barbecued his head! What happened to his body? We flush it down the potty! Around, around, it went; around, around, it went!”

 

Mikey: ^___^ SWEEET! *grabs the plushy* ^__^ that's all folks! CYA!!

 

~~~End Tape~~

 

Everyone: *looks at the people who were in the tape*

 

Bakura: *imitates Yami Malik* :3 WAH! WAH! I WANT COW MILK! XD HAHAHAHAHA! PATHETIC!

 

Yami Malik: ;~; that hurt... >.< AND SHUT THE -*roar of a bear*- UP! O.o whoa what the -beep- is that?

 

Riz: You see, this world of mine censored bad words so that means no bad words but sounds of animals and things.

 

Bakura: Really? Let me try... Baka Pharaoh you're a pile of -*sound of the dolphin*- you're nothing but a -*sound of the waves*- of the -*Cow: MOOO!*- your little aibou is such a -*Bird: *tweets* *- -*trumpets*- -*bassoons*- .... Well, it worked...

 

Everyone: *some glares at him and some were shock*

 

Yugi: ;~;

 

Riz/Yami: *Glares*

 

Bakura: ^^ what? I was just playing, it's not like I didn't mean it

 

Lie detector: BEEP! BEEP!

 

Riz: *throws the detector away* LIE!! *kisses Bakura in the cheek and hits him in the head with a roll-up news paper*

 

Bakura: @.@ you kiss me and then hit me, how could you? *Passed out* X.X

 

Riz: *ahem* sorry about that, anyways, see ya next time on another-

 

Everyone except Bakura: BLOOOOOOOOOPERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

 

Riz: :3 Please review and tell me what ya think!

 

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By the way, please vote for the Humiliation Color Pick, which color do you like to vote?

 

A.) Red

B.) Yellow

C.) Blue

 

Please vote and one last time, REVIEW!!!