Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ BLOOPERS FOR EVERYONE!!! (Back in action) ❯ Karaoke in American Idol style ( Chapter 6 )

[ A - All Readers ]

Riz: Hiyo! PPL! And welcome to BLOOPERS FOR EVERYONE: BACK IN ACTION!

YGO/INU: *groans*

Riz: ^__^ I never get tired of this! Anyways! We got some new humiliations and 3 great news!

Yugi: Really? What is the first news?

Riz: ^_______^ I'm not afraid of baby-dolls anymore!

Yami: 2nd?

Riz: ^O^ I watched American Idol!

Inuyasha: 3rd?

Riz: my stadium ain't fixed yet from Yugi's destruction yesterday

Yugi: ^__^;;

Riz: So to wait until the stadium is good. WE'RE GOING KARAOKE AMERICAN IDOL STYLE! Today and all night!

YGO/INU: *some groans and some cheered*

Riz: To make this fun, for the readers! I want ya all to meet Simon, Paula, and Randy!

Simon/Paula/Randy: *walks in out of nowhere* o_O?

Riz: And 2 other judges will be joining them and that's Shamona and Celine! Because I owe them big time!

Shamona/Celine: *comes in*

Shamona: *glares at Riz for what she did*

Riz: *hides behind Bakura* now I know who's to be careful of

~In a Music stadium~

Riz: Okay let's get started!

In the list was a lot but in the end of the list was Riz's name.

Riz: ;O; I'm last!?

Shamona: suck it up Riz! Ow!

Celine: *elbowed Shamona* Shamona!

Shamona: hn…

Simon: Where the -*ROAR*- are we? O_O -*ROAAAARRR*- -*HEE-HAW-HEE-HAW*- O_o

Paula: Wow that was strange

Riz: Note for the 3 guests who doesn't know where they are. You 3 are in my dimension and in this dimension bad words are censored! And you 5 are going to be judges on who sings best! Like American Idol!

Randy: Works for me

Riz: ^^ OKAY! And don't worry, in this dimension we're all in hyper speed so the other world you came from is just frozen!

Simon: Let's just get this started!

Riz: Fine... Yugi you're up!

Yugi: *went on stage* uhhh, hi?

Paula: Okay, tell-

Simon: Whoa hold on! What's with the hair?

Yugi: Umm… I-

Simon: You think people will adore you with that look? Pathetic!

Shamona: *defending Yugi* Simon, don't you even see your own look?

Riz: Wow…never have I seen Shamona defending others defense…

Simon: Well, at least I don't look at you

Shamona: At least people don't look like you

Randy: WHOA! Now that was harsh yet awesome!

Paula: Amazing combat!

Celine: Hey you all, we're here to judge singing not judge fighting

(Laughing background sound)

All: o_O

Celine: Okay, Yugi what are you going to sing?

Yugi: Umm…I'm gonna sing “You Raise Me Up” It's one of my favorite songs

Randy: And that's also one of Simon's favorite songs

Paula: go for it!

Yugi: ahem…You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; you raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; you raise me up! To more than I can be…

Randy: Excellent

Paula: Wonderful

Celine: Amazing

Shamona: Okay

Simon: Liked it

Riz: 1to10 judges!

Randy: 10

Paula: 10

Celine: 10

Shamona: 9

Simon: 8

Riz: Yugi you have a possible of 47 points!

Yugi: WAHOO! Beat that! *leaves with a sheet score: 47*

Riz: Okay! Cool! Next up is…Mokuba?

Mokuba: Yo, sup!

Randy: Hey little man! So what are you gonna sing for us?

Mokuba: I'm gonna sing “To the Beat of my Heart”!

Paula: Okay *looks at Mokuba strangely* go for it

Mokuba: *high pitched* I'm thinking about letting it out, I wanna give in I wanna go out

Randy: *starts snickering*

Paula/Celine: *stared in complete confusion*

Shamona/Simon: *hold their laughs*

Mokuba: Been looking around I finally found, the rhythm of love, the feeling of sound, it's making a change the feeling is strange-

Simon: *waves his hand* stop! Stop! Please...*chuckling*

Mokuba: *waits*

5 judges: *stares*

Mokuba: Okay I get it…see ya *leaves*

Celine: Good try Mokuba!

Mokuba: *left*

Simon: what the -*ROAR*- is that about?

Randy: I don't know

Simon: He's singing a girl's song!

Paula: Simon, girls are really better singers, that's why some men or boys use the songs created by girls

Simon: That's because a lot of songs and there all created by girls!

Celine: That means we are famous

Shamona: and Mokuba got a 0…poor little guy… I'll give him 1 point

Celine: I'll give him 6

Paula: I'll give him 5

Randy: I'll give him 6

Simon: I'll give him 0!

Riz: That's over 18, -*WOOF*- you guys are mean. Okay, next is…Pegasus? This better be good!

After all the contestants, it seems like Yugi was the only one on top of 47, Bakura was 46, Yami is also 46, and Ryou is in 47 too. Inuyasha was in 46 and even Kagome. Sesshoumaru gets a 47 and Sango is in 46. Only 8 people passed! Now it all comes down to Seto then me…

Seto: *comes in* why am I here again?

Riz: To be judged?

(Laughing background sound)

All: o________O

Riz: That needs to stop!

Paula: Anyways, what are you going to sing Kaiba?

Seto: I'm gonna sing “You're Not Me”

Randy: Don't know that but knock us out

Shamona: Why didn't ask me to knock you out?

(Laughing back ground sound)

Randy: O_O;; I didn't meant it literally!

Simon: Just sing!

Seto: *sighs* you think I've got it all, everyone thinks I got it made, well how come my only friend are the ones I pay! No one understands, what I would do to change my life for just one day! Don't say if I were you or tell me what to do! How thing's would be if you were in my shoes cuz you're not me!

Paula/Celine/Randy: Wow…10 for us!

Shamona/Simon: 9 *glares at each other*

Riz: And that's 48, Seto is on the top

Joey: *shakes in disbelief*

Riz: so who's next…Me?! Oh boy… Oh great nervous break down

Paula: just calm down and take a deep breath

Riz: *does as she was told* …hey, I'm cured!

5 judges: -_-;

Simon: Well, what are you going to sing?

Riz: Confessions of a broken heart by Lindsay Lohan

Paula: Whoa, how did that song goes again?

Simon: Better be good, now, sing

Riz:

I wait for the postman to bring me a letter
And I wait for the good Lord to make me feel better
And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders
Family in crisis that only grows older
Why'd you have to go?
Why'd you have to go?
Why'd you have to go?

Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am broken, but I am hopin'
Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am crying, a part of me's dying
And these are, these are the confessions of a broken heart

5 judges: *stares*

Paula: Wow, it's really remarkable…10

Randy: Breathless, 10

Celine: Speechless, 10

Shamona: Stunned, 9

Simon: Amazed, 10

Riz: ^___^ 49! WO-HOO! I WON THE COMPETITION!!

YGO/INU: *sarcastic tone* hoorah…

~~Humiliations~~

Riz: Time for Humiliation for the nation! Shamona and Celine just send this video for us and let's watch this first! *white and black tape*

~TAPE~

Shamona and Celine were talking in a room.

Shamona: When does it take for you to go to another dimension?

Celine: Hey, you didn't mentioned another dimension

Shamona: Well, now I mentioned so can we visit the other nation?

Celine: But what about the mansion and the teenage orphans might start some action

Shamona: Then we'll call some one and who ever acts up ends in detention and don't worry about the friction in this mansion its still in function

Celine: I'm just worry about actions in this mansion! And who will watch my ocean? Do we have another option?

Shamona: This is the only essential so we have to go another dimension

Celine: I can't believe you still didn't mention about another dimension

Shamona: I just did! And I know traveling through dimension cause us some bad motions

Celine: Then we have to be caution in anyway if we are going to another dimension and I think the station still is running

Shacel/Mikey: *who's been hearing all the conversation* @___@**

~~End tape~~

Riz: @__@ I don't know what that is about but I feel so dizzy

All: @__@ us too…

Yugi: @_@ whoa, Shamona and Celine send that to us to get us dizzy as anything could get dizzy

Riz: *snaps out of it* great explanation

Tea: STOP WITH THE RHYMING!

Riz: fine! Anyways, we have some guests and we'll be with us and watch the humiliations. Please welcome Yugiohfan!

Yugiohfan: *steps in* hi!

(Clapping background sound)

All: o_O

Riz: Next is LilyIris

LilyIris: *steps in* thank you!

(Clapping background sound)

Riz: And last but not least, KYOKYO!

KyoKyo: Hey!

(Clapping background sound)

KyoKyo: ^_^

Riz: Here's the tape own by Yugiohfan!

~Tape~

Inuyasha: *walks in to Kagome's room* …hmmm… what's in here? *goes to a drawer and opens it*

Drawers: *reveals clothes*

Inuyasha: *opens the last of the drawer*

Drawers: *reveals panties and bras*

Inuyasha: huh? What's this? *grabs the bra and panty* what does these things do? *throws away and kept on throwing all the bras and panties*

Bras & panties: *all over the room*

Inuyasha: *opens a kit and it reveals make up* huh? What are all these? *took out a lipstick* *opens it and it reveals what it is* hmm.. *puts lipstick in his cheeks making him look like an Indian* wow, these must be paint! *puts all the lipstick all over his face*

Inuyasha now looks like a tomato

Kagome: *walks in* Hey Inuyasha-O________O *looks at her room* O______________________________O *twitch* *twitch*

Inuyasha: *turns around to see Kagome with his red face*

Kagome: ((O_O)) >____________________<+++++++++++++++++++++ SIT!

Inuyasha: *gets slammed down to the first floor* X__X what did I do know?

Kagome: *up the ceiling and looks down to the hole to look at Inuyasha angrily* PERVERT!!!!

~~End~~

All: *stares at Inuyasha* *blinks* o_O ….. *rolling with laughter* *cracking up*

Inuyasha: X(

Riz: AHAHA! Ho, ho… Save the laughs people cuz it's for Lily's video

Lily: ^_^

~~~~Tape~~~

Joey: @_@ *was punched a minute ago* gotta go to restroom… *walks in to the female bathroom instead* *snaps out of it and saw where he is* oops…not good…Duke, is that you?

Duke: *is tied up* untie me here before girls start coming in here!

Joey: *goes and untie Duke* what happen to you?

Duke: Oh yeah 2 guys mistakenly called me a girl! I beat them up but they cheated!

Joey: How?

Duke: hitting me with a baseball bat! Then they tied me up and threw me in the girl's bathroom. Good thing, no girl didn't enter yet!

Tea/Mai: *entered and saw Joey and Duke* ((O__O))

Duke/Joey: O_O uh-oh…

Tea/Mai: X( *runs to them to beat them up*

Duke/Joey: AAAHHH!

-CENSORED-

~~End~~`

Tea/Mai: X)

Joey/Duke: *was hiding somewhere*

All: *cracking up and complemented the Tea/Mai*

Riz: Wahoo! That was cool! Now it's time for KyoKyo's video!

~Tape~

(I couldn't type it all the way! It's too hard and KyoKyo made a video for it. It's a lot funnier when you hear and see it!)

Here's the link

http://video.freevideoblog.com/player.aspx?fileid=770C9408- D4BE-4EE8-A05A-ECB06A90DB8D

Owned by KyoKyo

~End~

All: o.O

Yami/Bakura/Malik: *glares at KyoKyo*

KyoKyo: XP

All except the yamis: *started laughing*

Yamis: *glares at them*

Riz: Well look at the time! It's time to go! So readers join us for another time of-

ALL: BLOOPERS OFR EVERYONE: BACK IN ACTION!

~End all~

It seems like the next chapter bloopers will be coming now in the mean while keep sending humiliations! Or you can give me a link to your own music video. It needs to be funny since it is a humiliation. (Your own video you created! Not anyone else! I don't care if you get permission! For some reason I can't trust anyone that much. How would I know if you lie? Sorry I snapped but this needed to be told!)

Credits also goes to KyoKyo, LilyIris, and Yugiohfan