Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ 100 Ways to Tell if You're Obsessed With Yu-Gi-Oh ❯ 100 Ways to Tell if You're Obsessed With Yu-Gi-Oh ( Chapter 1 )

Hine: I apologize for my parody of Mambo #5 because it's crap. My muse is on vacation.

Yami Kyle: If none of you out there got it yet, the Noa plushie is her muse. I am simply her Yami.

Hine: *nods* He doesn't help me write, he just kind of ignores me T_T

Yami Kyle: Yeah, basically.

Hine: Ok, so yes, as the title states, I wrote 100 ways on how to tell if you're obsessed with YGO. Now then, go ahead!

1: You own a Duel Monsters deck

2: You've died your hair red, yellow, and black

3: You wonder why Seto doesn't just shoot Pegasus

4: You know what Jou's middle name is
5: You actually knew that Jou had a middle name

6: You're aware that in the first season, Seto's hair was green

7: You buy a an item of jewelry, spray paint it gold, and draw on the Eye of Horus hoping to gain a yami

8: You've died your hair white because you think that you'll look like Ryou

9: Everywhere you go you see tall brunettes in trench coats

10: You wonder just how Yuugi gets his hair to stick up like that

11: You wish you could get your hair to stick up like that

12: When you duel someone, you close your eyes and chant "Heart of the cards, help me"

13: You want Honda to teach you how to do that hair thing because Yuugi wont

14: You've been everywhere looking for a game shop with the word "KAME" on the front

15: You wonder just what the Black Magician looks like under all those robes

16: You're favorite card is some kind of dragon

17: You think the REBD would look sexy if it had a human form

18: You buy a blonde Labrador Retriever and name it Jounouchi

19: You've been to Egypt

20: You can tell the difference between Yami and Yuugi

21: The first time Anzu made a friendship speech, you wanted to bash her head in with a wrench

22: You think Otogi is sexy

23: You buy purple tinted contacts so you can look like Yuugi

24: You've written a 10 or more chapter fanfic

25: You know what Yuugi looks like in his pajamas

26: You know the birthdays of at least two characters

27: You celebrate the birthdays of at least two characters

28: You're upset that America changed Pegasus' name even though it was an English name in the first place

29: You wonder what Keith Howard looks like under the sunglasses

30: You dream about Yu-Gi-Oh

31: When people ask you who you want to marry, you show them a picture of Mokuba

32: When they ask why, you roll your eyes and state: Well, all the others are gay and with each other, duh

33: You want to bash Shizuka's head in sometimes

34: You think Dartz is cool

35: You actually know who Dartz is

36: You where a leather neck collar

37: You know what Anzu's name means

38: You are part of a Yu-Gi-Oh RPG

39: Despite all odds, you think Seto and Jounouchi make a cute couple

40: You sometimes confused Yu-Gi-Oh with reality

41: You try to convince your boyfriend to change his name to either Bakura, Yami, or Seto

42: You own at least five leather outfits

43: Every time you watch the episode where Seto's soul is taken, you scream at Pegasus to give it back even though you know he won't

44: You wonder why no one else can tell the difference between Yami and Yuugi

45: Your favorite character is Malik because his hair is cool

46: SSJ Son Goku reminds you of Marik

47: You wonder just what how big the Kaiba Mansion really is

48: You noticed that when Seto was shot at in the American version, he deflected it with his brief case, even though America edited out the actual gun

49: You actually understood what was said in #48

50: You wrote 50 ways to find out if you're obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh

51: You think Seto looks cool with green hair

52: You knew that in the first season, Seto had green hair

53: You knew that Duelist Kingdom wasn't the first season

54: You're favorite game is Duel Monsters

55: You've beaten the creator of Duel Monsters

56: You're friends with a millionaire's younger brother

57: You've memorized the theme song in Japanese

58: You're thinking about buying the Music to Duel By CD

59: You actually bought the Music to Duel By CD

60: You listen to the Music to Duel By CD

61: You wear blue pajamas with yellow moons on them

62: Your best friend is twice your height

63: You accept invitations from strange men

64: You buy a trench coat hoping it will flare out like Seto's, even when you aren't moving

65: You've gouged out your left eye and replaced it with a golden one

66: Your eyes take up half the space on your face

67: You're greatest adversary is a rich, sexy brunette

68: You have the spirit if a 3000-year old Egyptian guy living inside you

69: You're grandfather is a pervert who hits on your friends

70: You can name the four main characters of the Doom series

71: You sometimes wonder if Varon is related to Taichi and Daisuke from Digimon

72: You are not disturbed that in the first season, not only did Seto have green hair, but Shizuka had purple hair

73: You actually knew that in the first season, Shizuka had purple hair

74: You didn't forgive Mokuba for being such a butt muncher in the first series

75: You prefer Shizuka with purple hair because you think she looks cuter that way

76: You call Miho "Ribbon" because it's what every one else calls her

77: You noticed how from the first season to the second season, Shadi slimmed down

78: You think it's because he stopped eating so many curries (an Indian food)

79: You think Ryou looked cuter back in the first season when he had blue tinted hair and green eyes

80: You've noticed how non of the characters seem to have nipples

81: You decide that you should marry Shizuka instead of Honda or Otogi! That way, you'll be related to Jou and Seto, and Honda and Otogi can go be with each other

82: You've parodied songs and made them related to Yu-Gi-Oh

83: You collect the action figures

84: You think Seto is silly :p

85: You think that Amelda and Leon look like siblings

86: You cried when you heard that Amelda's little brother was killed by Kaiba Corp. technology

87: You by a trench coat and stick pipe cleaners in the back of it hoping it will make it stick out like Seto's

88: You have a screen name/e-mail that has something to do with Yu-Gi-Oh

89: You're considering naming you're first born son Yuugi

90: You draw the Eye of Horus on you head

91: You enter the Duelist Kingdom tournament at Dream Wizards and then are confused about where the boat will be located

92: You own an entire season of Yu-Gi-Oh on DVD

93: You're on at least three mailing lists

94: You've actually taken the time to read a 20 or more chapter fanfic

95: Your friends now know the tune to "It's time to duel" because you sing it so often

96: You noticed that the current number, 96, backwards is 69 and how since then come up with many suggestive thoughts concerning two or more of the characters with each other and possibly yourself

97: You read and sang along to my parody of Mambo #5

98: You collect doujinshii even though you can't read it

99: You've answered 98 questions thus far

100: You wrote 100 ways to know if you're obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh

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SCORING!!!

1 - 20: You watch it occasionally

21 - 40: You read a bit of the manga

41 - 60: You read the fanfics and play the card game

61 - 80: You watch the Japanese versions, play the card game, read fics, and probably write your own, but you don't yet idolize the characters as gods yet, but don't worry, give it time.

81 - 99: SO CLOSE! YOU'RE SO BLOODY CLOSE! ALL YOU NEED NOW IS SOME HAIR GELL!

100: Strap on a sennin item and call yourself otaku! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY INSANE!

100+: Well, you're clearly not Kaiba material……….. but that's ok, we love ya anyway.

Hine: So leave a review, tell us how you did, praise us, idolize us, what ever floats your boat is fine ^_^

Yami Kyle: By the way, my Hikari got this idea from www.ultrasupersaiyan.com and the 150 ways to tell if you're obsessed with DBZ that was on that site.

Hine: *sighs* It's true, but oh well! REVIEW ONEGAI!