Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ 1995 ❯ 1995 ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I really wish I did...don’t own the song I’m basing this on either.

A/N: I thought about this... and it sounded like fun. I hope you see the humor... (as sick and twisted as it is) as well.

1995

Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

Tea just hit the wall

She never had it all

One Prozac a day

Seto’s a CPA

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned twenty-four

Only been with one man

What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress

She was gonna be a star

Yugi was gonna shake his ass

On the hood of Yami’s car

Joey’s yellow SUV, is now the enemy

Looks at his average life

And nothing, has been, alright

Since Bruce Springstein, Madonna

Way before Duke Devlin

There was Hojo and Serenity

And Yami was on MTV

Tea’s two kids, in high school

They tell her that she’s uncool

But she’s still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1995

Woo-hoo-hoo

1995

Woo-hoo-hoo

S he’s seen all the classics

She knows every line

Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink

Even Saint Elmo’s Fire

She rocked out to wham

Not a big Marik Ishtar Fan

Thought she’d get a hand

On a member of Yami’s band

Where’s the miniskirt made of snakeskin?

And why’s Serenity singing to Tristan

When did Yu-Gi-Oh, make it to T.V?

Whatever happen to sitcoms, gameshows

On the radio was

Springstein, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was Hojo and Serenity

And Yami was on MTV

Her two kids, in high school

They tell her that’s she’s uncool

But she’s still preoccupied

With 1995

Tea hates time, make it stop

When did Weevil and Rex become classic rock?

And when did Pegasus, become an actor?

Please make this stop!

Stop!

Stop!

And bring back

Springstein, Madonna

Way before Duke Devilin

There was Hojo and Serenity

And Yami was on MTV

Her two kids, in high school

They tell her that’s she’s uncool

But she’s still preoccupied

With 1995

Bruce Springstein, Madonna

Way before Duke Devlin

There was Hojo and Serenity

And Yami was on MTV

Her two kids, in high school

They tell her that she’s uncool

But she’s still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1995 Fin

A/N:I know, stupid, right? But let me know what you think anyways. And it’s not Tea bashing! Dangit all! It won't hold my line breaks and crap like that... please forgive me! Stupid uploader... I wanted no fricken line breaks! random explicatives