Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Kaiba Christmas Carol ❯ Enjoy ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: magnastar
The Christmas Carol in a subtile change of plans when Mokuba, Yugi, and Yami try to give Kaiba Christmas Spirit. This is for the Christmas Holidays... I cant wait till Halloween comes

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.14.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 4.7K | Visits: 568 | Status: Completed

RC: CHISTMAS FILLER STORY ^_^
RC: Hello everyone. This Christmas, I wanted to add a little pizzazz to the story.
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Narrator: YU-GI-OH STLYE CHRISTMAS!!!
The Kaiba Christmas
Kaiba: DAMN YOU BUTLERS! >_< GET IT RIGHT!
Butler: That Kaiba sure like Christmas.
Other Butler: That's because he spend s 80% of his budget on the holiday.
Another Butler: What's in those flu shots anyways?
Mokuba: Kaiba, where's the Christmas spirit?
Kaiba: In the second drawer on your right.
Mokuba: ... I mean the spirit that you need to show.
Kaiba: O_O WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!!!
Mokuba: You work the butlers all day, and -
Kaiba: SHUT UP! I SPEND MY ASS OFF ON THIS HOLIDAY!
Mokuba: I'M GOING FOR A WALK!
Kaiba: ... What's her problem?
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Outside
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Mokuba: I'm tired of this family!
Hooded Stranger: Hey!
Mokuba: ... Ummm, hi ^_^'
Hooded Stranger: You're brother has lost the TRUE Christmas spirit. Let's try to teach him a lesson.
Mokuba: Well, Seto always said not to let homeless people take you places... or show you things... or not get near them at all actually.
Hooded Stranger: ... It's me.
Mokuba: ...
Hooded Stranger: YUGI!
Mokuba: That's why you're so short.
Yugi: Come on, me and Yami have a plan.
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That night
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Kaiba: *murmuring in his sleep*…hahaha, now I'm the whipping boy…
Mokuba: (in robe so no one knows who he is) OOOooo *cough* OOOooo
Kaiba: *wakes up* gasp! O_O Who are you?
Mokuba: I'm umm, the GHOST!!!... of… CHRISTMAS PAST!!!
Kaiba: … Ok.
Mokuba: You must change… and become a…. umm… GOOD PERSON… you…bad…person.
(///RC: Favorite lines quoted by me in the Christmas show ^_^\\\)
Kaiba: Umm, I'm just fine the way I am.
Mokuba: NO YOU'RE NOT!!! …
Kaiba: … Yes I am.
Mokuba: Reach for my hand!
Kaiba: … I'm not that way if that's what you think!
Mokuba: NO! I'll show you you're past!
Kaiba: Alright, if the hand holding is completely non-gay.
Mokuba: … It is.
Kaiba: Ok then, let's go.
*they grab hands and are “teleported” to the past*
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Outside
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Yugi: Yami, push the on button on the strobe lights and lasers.
Yami: *sleeping* but, I don't wanna feed grama while she's in the bathtub.
Yugi: -_-` Fine, I'll do it. *pushes the on button*
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Inside
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*A light falls from the ceiling and blinks a lot*
Kaiba: … That was lame.
Mokuba: … Well this is a low budget set.
*A white screen comes down and a projector from the 60's comes out*
Kaiba: Isn't that my projector I lost a while back.
Mokuba: *shifty eyes* Umm, no.
*Projector plays a scene from when Kaiba was young*
Mokuba: Do you remember this?
Kaiba: Yea, that's me holding Yugi over a bottomless pit.
Mokuba: … Not that, *clicks slideshow continue button* THIS!
Kaiba: … That's nothing.
Mokuba: … -_-` Who designed this
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Outside
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Yami: I like making slide shows ^_^ *spills Dr. Pepper on the negative strip* O_O Good thing he's a doctor and doesn't contain a chemical called Tricosotene that ruins picture negatives… I don't think he's licensed to be a soft drink.
(///RC: You think of a better chemical name! \\\)
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Inside
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Kaiba: *sigh*
Mokuba: *flipping through the pictures* HA! There it is! Do you know who that is?
Kaiba: *gasp* IT'S ME O_O …GIVING TO CHARITY!!!
Mokuba: … Umm, well will you become a good person?
Kaiba: I wasted the whole dollar on that place! O_O HELL NO!
Mokuba: Fine, expect the next ghost at … well, soon!
Kaiba: Meh, why go to bed at all?
Mokuba: That's your choice.
Kaiba: Ok.
Mokuba: *throws smoke bomb and it explodes*
Smoke: *fizzles out showing Mokuba, who wasn't moved yet*
Kaiba: … What?
Mokuba: Umm, can I use the washroom ^_^
Kaiba: MAY I use the washroom.
Mokuba: O_O Hey, I asked first! *exits room*
Kaiba: ...That's odd...
*Ironic silence*
Kaiba: ...Ok
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Outside
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Yugi: YAMI! YOU MESSED THE SLIDESHOW!
Yami: O_O Don't blame me, blame “DOCTOR” Pepper! I'm suing you're but off. I knew I should've looked at his diploma. Where's the but on this thing?
Mokuba: *enters* DID I DO GOOD! ^_^
Yami: O_O AHH!
Yugi: You did well!
Yami: O_O WHO ARE YOU!
Mokuba: -_-` Never mind.
Yugi: Well, it's my turn. Wish me luck.
Yami: MACBETH! ^_^
Mokuba: That's bad luck idiot!
Yami: O_O Uh oh. Umm, MACBETH! ... Hehehe, double negative means positive! ^_^
Mokuba: It doesn't work that way!
Yami: Fine... HTEBCAM! ^_^
Mokuba: ...
Yugi: *already gone*
Yami: Where's Yugi? T_T
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Inside
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*Still Ironic Silence*
Kaiba: *whistling Yellow Card - Way Away*
(///RC: Wait, I love this song!
            ;            &n bsp;             ;            &n bsp;         \\\)
Yugi: *enters* HELLO KAIBA!
Kaiba: ... *sigh* Who are you.
Yugi: I'm the ghost of Christmas Present
Kaiba: O_O You're the ghost of CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! Why are the prices so DAMN HIGH! I'm mean, the sales are AFTER Christmas.
Yugi: You mean Boxing Day.
Kaiba: Yeah! Who boxes on the day after Christmas?
Yugi: ... Never mind.
Kaiba: What do you do anyways?
Yugi: I dunno... Well... BYE! *exits*
Kaiba: I know my present, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! >_<
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Outside
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Yugi: *sigh* That has worse than that time I was on Survivor
---Flashback—
Yugi: Thanks a lot BiBi! You did our laundry in our drinking water! How are we going to survive this harsh terrain! *walks away, trips, and backdrop falls revealing the Price is Rite game*
Bob Barker: Now if you get $1.00, you-
Yugi: O_O Uhh... Headhunters... Ahhh, am I fired?
---Flashback End---
Yami: That was worse than that class I took on the sciences of antihistamines.
Yugi and Mokuba: What?
Yami: What! O_O
Mokuba: It's your call.
Yami: Crap, what are my lines.
Yugi: Nothing, you stand and point.
Yami: ... Ok ^_^
Mokuba: GO!
Yami: OK
Yugi: ... NOW!
Yami: Ohh ok.
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Inside
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Kaiba: ... This will come to my next therapy session.
Yami: ...
Kaiba: Who are you?
Yami: ...
Kaiba: Ok, you must be the ghost of Christmas Future
Yami: ...
Kaiba: I guess you'll show me my future.
Yami: ...
Kaiba: Ok then
Yami: ...
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Outside
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Yugi: Drop the graveyard theme.
Mokuba: Ok ^_^
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Inside
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*everything becomes dark and eerie*
Yami: ...
Kaiba: ... What do you want to show me?
Yami: ... *points to nothing*
Kaiba: ... Ok that's very vauge
Yami: ... *points to more nothing*
Kaiba: ... There's lots of “...”'s
Yami: ... *points aimlessly*
Kaiba: ... *sigh*
Yami: *points to tombstone*
Kaiba: What? Whose grave is that?
Yami: *blows dust off gravestone*
Kaiba: ... Who's Ebenezer Scrooge.
Yami: ... *shifty eyes* *turns tombstone over*
Kaiba: O_O *gasp* It's ... *squints* Kaibo
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Outside
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Mokuba: O_O
Yugi: O_O Yami spelt his name wrong!
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Inside
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Yami: ...
Kaiba: Oh, it's supposed to be me... scared look... ahhh, and such.
Yami: ...
Kaiba: Fine, I'll do some nice things from now on.
Yami: ... ^_^ *leaves*
Kaiba: Finally I can get some sleep!
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The Next Day
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Kaiba: Now I called you all here because... I've been working you too hard, so, I'd like to make it easier for you...
Butler A: By doing what, using the bad whip?
Kaiba: No.
Butler 7: Feeding us actual food.
Kaiba: No.
Butler... Umm... something: Give me a better name.
Kaiba: Hell No. It's hilarious. What I've changed is... the staff. You're all fired.
Butler (insert symbol here): But it's Christmas!
Kaiba: So.
Butler Cratchett: But what about Tiny Tim.
Kaiba: Bah Humbug! Him and his ukulele can go hungry! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
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Outside
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Mokuba: Is that what you planned?
Yugi -_-` No.
Yami: ^_^ I love happy endings
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RC: That's the story! Have a merry Christmas and a Happy new year.