Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Semi-Plotless Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic. ❯ More Idiocy ( Chapter 2 )
More People bening idiots. AND ZOMBIES ^-^
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.26.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 549 | Visits: 224 | Status: Completed
Semi-Plotless Randomness
Chapter 2
More Idiocy
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1000LD: 2 things. I will be called Bill. And, 2, I don't own ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, got it?!?! ^-^ Good. Let's get on with this!
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Yugi: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE 3 MILLENNIUM ITEMS!
A/N: If you remember, Ishizu gave him the Millennium Necklace.
Yugi: WE KNOW THAT!
A/N: I don't know him, okay?
Yugi: Grrr… *sees Bakura walk by* BAKURA! SHADOW GAME, NOW!
Bakura: Have you been talking to Marik aga*gasp* What have you done to Marik?!?
Yugi: He lost. *evil grin*
Bakura: O.OU Uh, wait a minute…
Yugi: DUEL!
Y-2000 B-2000
Bakura: Wait! Not that, mabye a chess game.
Yugi: *anime fall* Uhhh, *gets up* sure!
*Chess game skipped*
Yugi: Queen to E7, Checkmate!
Bakura: NOOO!
Yugi: *grabs Millennium Ring* SOUL SLICE'N'DICE!
Bakura: X.X
Bill: *finally waking up* Yugi, you can't do this!
Yugi: Egad! *shows his 4 Millennium Items* I will destroy you! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bill: Oh really? *waves hand*
Bakura/Joey/Marik/Mai: *zombified*
A/N: Mai is a Zombie? That's scary.
Yugi: Mai is a ZOMBIE?!? That's scary!
A/N: Told you!
Yugi: Alright! 1 shadow duel!
Bill: 8000 Life Points!
Yugi: Fine!
Bill: I go first.
B-8000 Y-8000
Bill: I play 3 Dark Magic Curtains!
B-1000 Y-8000
Bill: Dark Magician (2500/2100[x3]). Now I offer them all for The Winged Dragon of Ra (7500/6300)!
Yugi: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Bill: Why not?
Yugi: Because it's my card!
Bill: My Author Powers let me grab it from your deck.
Yugi: No they didn't.
Bill: Prove it!
Yugi: Fine. *picks card from his hand and shows it* It's right here!
Bill: O.O So it is…. But, how?
Yugi: I dunno.
Bill: ^-^ I do!
Yugi: What?
Bill: Yours is a copy! You know, the one Marik made.
Yugi: Really?
Yami: It is. I helped him.
Yugi: TRAITOR!
Yami: Take him down, Bill!
Bill: Right! I activate Ra's 1 Turn Kill
B-0001 Y-8000
WDoR: 8499/7299
Bill: And Ra can always attack in the same turn it's summoned in.
Yami: Really?!?
Zombie Marik: Yep… Sure is… BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS… BBBBRRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!
Yugi: That was odd.
Bill: I guess so.
Yugi: Didn't you write that?
Bill: Actually, Zombies cannot be controlled. ^-^ Except when they're Duel Monsters!
Yugi: *facefault*
Yami: *anime fall*
Zombies: BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Zombie Joey: *knocks on Tristain's head; then turns away* MUUUSSSTT HHAAAVVEEE BRAAAAIINNS!
Tristain: Wha?
Bill: *anime fall* Umph. *gets up* Ra, direct attack!
Yugi: *activates Millennium Ring* Go! Kuriboh! Defend!
Yugi's Deck: *glows*
Yugi's Kuriboh Card: *floats out of deck*
Kuriboh: *KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Bill: o.o *blinks* How'd that happen?
B-2869 Y-7302
Bill: AUGH!
Yugi: That was you, I saw it.
Bill: ^-^0 Uhhh…
*This is the end of the line*
A/N: What is going on?!?