Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ And Behind Door Number One... ❯ Absolutely NO Human Sacrifices!!! ( Chapter 2 )

And Behind Door Number One

Chapter 2: Absolutely NO Human Sacrifices!!!

Stephwolf: -_-;; Aleu, the chapter title just SPELLS disaster!

Aleuwolf: ^_^ No, actually, it spells; Absolutely NO Human Sacrifices!!!

Snowfang: -_-;; Must you be so literal?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Yup!

Snowfang: You people are all PSYCHOS!!!!

Jordan: *breaks out in insane laughter*

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Okay, so Jordan might be, but we're not.

Snowfang: -_-;; Again, you're too literal...

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Yugi: Okay, this time, when we leave, don't do ANYTHING we've told you not to do.

All Yamis: *evil grins*

Ryou: *shivers* I don't trust those grins...

*All Hikaris Leave the Room*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: Can you hear anything?

Malik: I hear chanting.

Ryou: -_-;; I thought we told them NOT to perform any more Egyptian Ceremonies!

Malik: We did. *Opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Yami is holding a long knife above Bakura, who is tied to a rock slab. Marik is throwing ash into the air and chanting*

Yami: AS THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT, I NOW OFFER THIS GRAVE ROBBER AS A SACRIFICE TO RA!!!

Marik: *continues chanting and throwing ash on Bakura*

Bakura: AHH-CHOOOOO!!! *sneezes and knocks the knife out of Yami's hand*

All Hikaris: O_______________O *door slams shut in their faces*

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Malik: Now, this time, absolutely NO human sacrifices!!!

Yamis: Awww... -_-

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: I don't hear anything. Let's hope that's a good thing. *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Marik is standing on the window ledge, with Yami and Bakura watching him*

Marik: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!! *leaps out Yugi's second-story window*

All Hikaris: O_______________O *door slams shut*

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Ryou: Okay, I REALLY hope you guys don't do anything drastic again, especially since Marik broke his leg yesterday...

Marik: HOW WAS I SUPPOSSED TO KNOW THIS HOUSE HAD ONLY TWO STORIES????

Ryou: -_-;; Whatever, see you later.

*All hikaris leave*

~Five Minutes Later~

Yugi: I hear shouting and running.

Ryou + Malik: Uh oh... *open door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*Bakura is running around the room, with the Millennium Rod and Puzzle in his hands*

Yami: *chasing after him* GIVE ME BACK MY PUZZLE YOU [a word not allowed to be said if I want to keep my rating, which I do]!!!!!!!

Marik: *chasing Bakura in his wheelchair* WHEN I GET MY ROD BACK...

Hikaris: O_______O *door slams shut*

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Aleuwolf: Whatcha think???? *looks at everybody* TELL ME!!!!! *pulls out flamethrower*

Snowfang: O.o Aleu, are you Sugar High again?

Melissa: What IS it with Aleu and flamethrowers anyway?

Jordan: *insane laughter* Gimme a flamethrower too Aleu!

Aleuwolf: Sure! *throws a flamethrower to Jordan*

Jordan: *insane laughter* Now, all I need to do is find Tea!!!! *more insane laughter*

Stephwolf: o.o;; Um, review?