Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ And Behind Door Number One... ❯ Let's All Torture Tea! ( Chapter 4 )

And Behind Door Number One...

Chapter 4: Let's All Torture Tea!

Snowfang: *sniffs* WHY must you always torture Tea? She's my favourite character!

Melissa: O_O You have a sick twisted mind.

Aleuwolf: Just a warning though, this chapter was co-written by Jordan.

Everyone But Aleuwolf and Jordan: Oh NO!!!

Stephwolf: Aren't you afraid Jordan will get a little too... Extreme?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Nope!

Snowfang: *cries* Why must Tea be tortured?

Aleuwolf: Because she's ugly and evil.

Snowfang: *cries louder*

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Malik: Remember yamis, don't do anything destructive!

All Yamis: ^_^ Okay!

Malik: That was kind of TOO easy...

*All hikaris leave*

Yugi: -_-;; Chanting.

Ryou: Must they ALWAYS be CHANTING?!

Yugi: Yes Ryou, yes, they must.

Ryou: -_-;; *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*The yamis have tied Tea to a wooden stake at the middle of a large pile of wood, and are dancing around it with flaming torches while chanting something in Egyptian*

Tea: Um, guys? Are you sure this is safe?

Yami: No. *all yamis throw their torches in*

Tea: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Malik: Wow, burning Tea at the stake! ^_^

Bakura: ^_^ Yes, for once, we decided to do something PRODUCTIVE!

Yugi: ^_^ I quite argee.

Marik: ^_^ Popcorn? *passes food around*

Tea: EEEEEEEEK!!! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

Yami: ^_^ This is as good as it gets, food AND entertainment.

All Hikaris: ^_^ We're so proud of you.

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Yugi: ^_^ The burning Tea was kind of fun, but we got in trouble with her parents. So please don't burn her at the stake again.

All Yamis: ^_^ Okay!

*All hikaris leave*

Yugi: I hear screaming... *opens door*

All Hikaris: O.O

*The yamis have long sticks and are hitting a large black bag that is hanging by a rope on the ceiling*

Yami: *wearing a blindfold* Am I close?

Marik: ^_^ So close, you can smell her.

Yami: Why would I WANT to? *hits the bag with his stick* YES! GOT HER!

Tea: *inside the bag* YEOWCH!!!! That hurt!!! Be careful where you swing that thing!

Bakura: MY TURN! MY TURN!

Yami: Okay! Okay! *passes the blindfold and stick to Bakura*

Bakura: How close am I?

Yami: ^_^ If you keep walking, you'll smack into her.

Bakura: Thanks! *smacks Tea*

Tea: YEOW!!!! You know, I'm starting to think you guys are hitting me on PURPOSE!

Marik: ^_^ What ever gave you THAT idea?

Tea: That's okay! We can still be friends! ^_^

Bakura: *shivers* It's the girl from hell!

All Hikaris: ^_^ Can we play too?

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Aleuwolf: I know it's a little short, but it'll do!

Snowfang: How can you people be so MEAN????

Jordan: ^_^ Practice.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ We got all our torture ideas from the Grade 8 Science Fair.

Jordan: ^_^ That's why we dragged you to all the projects about Torture!

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Yes, we needed new ideas.

Snowfang: *shifty eyes* You people are SICK!!! *runs away*

Aleuwolf: *sighs* I lose more co-authors that way.