Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ austin powers meets Yugioh! ^_^ ❯ seto's nightmare! ( One-Shot )

Austin powers meets Yugioh!

Hi! This is were lady_shinigami and me got the idea of Seto and britny spears! `Tis very funny!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except Ryou because I bought him and hiei at a rummage sale!!!! Now he's mine!!!! All mine!!!!

Everyone: *in a bar/ dance club for some reason *

Pegasus: *standing in a corner drinking beer *

Austin: *walks up to peg * hey you stole my soot baby!

Pegasus: what are you talking about?

Austin: that is mine baby! You must of stole my soot, that or you look up to me baby! But the colour red really doesn't go well with your hair,.. baby!

Pegasus: -_-+ get lost! And this is MY soot, MY fashion, and I certainly DON'T look up to YOU! You wear that ugly blue copy of MY soot!

Austin: no no no no that's were your wrong baby, it's you who has the copy,…baby!

Pegasus: NO! it's you!

Austin: No! it's you, baby!!

Both: *starts fighting * *cloud thingy appears ** Austin wins and peg is left on the ground twitching *

Austin: walks up to random girls: hey baby! Call me ya! Toy know you love me! *strikes some stupid 80's poses *

Random girls: *fall in love *

Austin: *walks up to Ryou * hey baby! Looking' good!

Ryou: -_-" I'm a guy!

Austin: I like a chase baby! Yah!

Ryou: -_-0+ no you don't get it I'm a boy, b-o-y!

Austin: ok baby! You're a boy then! *walks up to Anzu * hey hottie baby! Call me! *walks off *

Anzu:-_-0 how would I if I don't know your phone number!

Yugi: I don't know but that guy's ego is bigger than jou's!

Honda: now don't go that far!

Jou: yah……. Hey!!!!

Ryou: *whimpers * guys do I look like a girl?!

Jou: yup ^_^

Anzu: *bashes Jou over the head * what he means is …. Umm…. No!

Honda: what do you mean no?! yea he does a bit!

Sheenagami: *appears * *bashes Honda over the head ** disappears*

Ryou:* cries*

Bakura:* appears* stop winning! You don't look like a girl!

Seto:* arrives at bar/ dance club*

Fat bastard:* walks in** notices Yugi** walks up to Yugi* hello little fellow! How bout ya get in my belly! * rubs belly*

Yugi: aahh! Yami help!

Yami:* Yugi just turned to yami* ok fat beast what do you want?!

Fat bastard: I want ta eat ya but now your too tall.

Brittany spears:* arrives* hi everybody guess who's here!

Austin: no what are you doing here you fem bot!

Britny spears: here for a new playmate! ^_^ * sees Seto* oooowwww mondo hot! I need to get it on with this should be virgin! ^_^ *walks up to Seto *

Seto: Ahhh! What? What are you doing here big chest! Do you know no one likes you!

Britny spears: I knew you liked me now lets go get it on in your room!^_^ *drags Seto off as he screams for help *

Austin: well at least she's gone, I feel sorry for that young man baby!*walks off *

Fat bastard: *walks over too Ryou * hey you're the right size! Now get in me belly!

Ryou: 0.0 ahhhhh!!!!!1 *runs away *

Fat bastard: I think I need ta fart!

Everyone and thing: *stop *

Everyone: *runs outside *

Fat bastard: *tries to follow but get stuck in the doorway thingy* *farts*

Everyone: *runs away. Far far away from the bar/ dance club*

Fat bastard: *still stuck*

****at Seto's house****

Seto: for the love of god stop! (his close are all ripped up and he's panting like crazy… he's panting because he ran around his mansion 5 times trying to get away from BS)

bs: come on you know you want me!

Seto: yah right that's why I ran around mansion to avoid you!

Mokuba: I knew you had an affair with britny spears!!!!!!

Seto: what?! Where'd you get that idiotic idea?!

Mokuba: Jou told me! ^_^

~End~

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