Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cartoons v. Real People ❯ Chapter 12 ( Chapter 12 )
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By: KittyCatz(2) 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.27.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 149 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.27.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 149 | Status: Completed
a/n: I really hope you readers like this even though it got off to a slow start.
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, Inu Yasha, or Artemis Fowl, or anything else. Hell, I'm using my dad's laptop to write this!
Cartoons v. Real People - Chappie 12
Artemis Fowl: Who was that...what was that?
Inu Yasha: Yeah.
Meggie: I'm so gonna kill those little brats!
Ben: Uh, guys? We are surronded by raptors...
all: Oh...no.
all real: Let's kill 'em! *and they do*
Shaddi: It's getting dark, let's set up camp again.
Kit: I call new tent arangments! All girls, then all real guys, then all fantasy characters.
all real: Good idea.
Kit: Well, we need to find sticks for a fire. I have a fire arrow, so no problem there.
Joey + Tristan: And for food?
Ryou: Raptor meat?
Yugi: It's something we have alot of...
all: Eww.
Ben: Good thing we have camping supplize.
Shaddi: Please tell me we aren't going to run out of that-
all real: Yeah, right!
Yami: ok, we need to split up into groups of...-
Bakura: 7 and 8.
Yami: uh, what he said.
Ben: I think only 6 people should look for sticks...4 sticks each pair.
Kit: Good idea.
Bakura: I'll go with Kit.
Kit:...oh joy.
Ben: I'll go with Meji.
Inu Yasha: I'll-
Meggie: I'll go with Bretty.
Malik: So, Kit and Bakura; Ben and Meji; and Meggie with Bretty.
Kit: Let's go tomb robber.
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KIT + BAKURA:
Bakura: Kit, I really don't think it's safe to be jumping on platforms over boiling lava.
Kit: *sighs, rolls her eyes* Yeah, just like tomb robbing.
Bakura: Could you just show me some respect? Is that word even in your vocabulary?!
Kit: I....uh-
Bakura: What? No snappy comebacks?
Kit:*looks anywhere but at Bakura*
Bakura: ok, I'm...I know I'm being like Yami...like your mom-
Kit: Ha! If only my mom ever-
Bakura: Just because she left you dosen't mean-
Kit: Bakura, my mom was NEVER around. Never. None of my faimly was.
Bakura: I didn't-
Kit: I didn't expect you to.
Bakura: So...how are you in real life? The same as in here.
Kit: None of your buisness how I am.
Bakura: Oh, look a stick...no that's 2. 2 more to go.
Kit: What about you? Why were you a tomb robber? How-
Bakura: My dad kicked me out when I was six, it was the only way for me to live.
Kit: Oh.
Bakura: It's alright, I've been over it.
Kit: I'm sorry.
Bakura: Ah, I don't want your simpathy.
Kit: Well for that and...you know being so-
Bakura: I understand.
Kit: ok.
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BEN + MEJI
Ben: So, do you see any sticks?
Meji: You really like Kit don't you?
Ben:...well yeah. You do, too.
Meji: I...yeah.
Ben: It hurts to see her with Bakura...dosen't it?
Meji: Let's not talk about it, ok?
Ben: You brought it up.
Meji: I know. I really shouldn't-
Ben: C'mon. We're the best of friends. We should be able to talk about anything.
Meji: Yeah. Do you think we'll really make it to the girls?
Ben: Definitly. Ya know Bretty likes Dij and she likes him back?
Meji: I'm not that stupid...it's really obvious.
Ben: Uh-oh! More raptors...and their nests...4 of them!
Meji: I gotcha!
(they kill them all and the nests and behind the nests are 4 sticks.)
Ben: Well, we can head back.
Meji: If you want to talk, bud....anytime.
Ben: You, too....even if it's about Kit.
Meji: Alright. She's just a girl.
Ben: Where do you think the next portal is?
Meji: I dunno. It's gotta be somewhere around here, hasn't it?
Ben: I hope it's not too far away.
Meji: Yeah, I know.
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TYE + BRETTY:
Bretty: Why did you come with me?
Tye: Do you really think I want to be stuck there?
Bretty: Look! That poor mama lion. *sees a bunch of raptors surronding a lioness and her cubs*
Tye: Stupid raptors! *kills them*
Bretty: Awww, she's now, ok...4 sticks! Over there! Near her din.*picks sticks up*
Tye: Well, you are a very...emotional guy. I hope everyone elses' job went as easy.
Bretty: Oh yeah? What about Kit? And Bakura?
Tye: I feel sorry for Bakura...I don't think he'll be able to take on Kit.
Bretty: Does....well do ya know....does Dij like me?
Tye: Hell ya! She just dosen't know weather to tell you.
Bretty: I'm gonna rescue her and I can tell her first.
Tye: I think that's a little corny.
Bretty: I don't care.
Tye: Good for you.
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Kit: And now we have 4 sticks...let's head back.
Bakura: Yeah. Kit I really think you should appologize to Ryou for hurting him.
Kit: I suppose-
Bakura: He really likes you.
Kit: I know...it's just-
Bakura: Just because you are real and he-
Kit: That isn't it Bakura. He is going out with Tea...and I don't-
Bakura: Actually, I'm...just using her.
Kit: Bakura...you really shouldn't. And I can't belive I just stuck up for her. I...guess..*sighs* I'll appologize.
Bakura: Good. Hey, Kit?
Kit: Hmm?
Bakura: I can't belive I'm saying- I'm sorry.
Kit: Whatever, tomb robber.*wink*
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all real: Yeah those tent arangments are a whole lot better.
Yugi: So what are we doing, today?
Mokuba: Apart from fighting our way to another portal?
Yugi: Touchy....
Mokuba: Shut up!
Seto: Obviously NOT a morning person.
Yami: Where's Kit and Ben?
Tye: Oh, the just went to look for the other portal.
Yami: And where might-
Tye: They had a hunch that it might be on the volcano.
Shaddi: There's a volcano?
Tye: Uh, yeah. You didn't guess that?
Shaddi: Well...no.
Tye: Yeah...I kinda guessed that you didn't.
Tristan + Joey: FOOD!!
Ryou: It's comming, I'm sure.
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KIT + BEN:
(On some cliff overlooking the volcano)
Kit: Wow...you can see the whole volcano from here.
Ben: Yeah.
Kit: I'm glad I brought my camera.
Ben: What are you...a reporter or something?
Kit: Haha. Very funny.
Ben: So how'd it go with tomb robber?
Kit: umm.....well I found out some stuff...about him.
Ben: Just don't get to close...you never know.
Kit: I won't...but Ryou really likes me.
Ben: That could be a problem.
Kit: This video game life sure is different.
Ben: Yeah, ya know what?
Kit: What?
Ben: I might actually miss being in this once we're done.
Kit: I know...it gives you-
Ben: A sense of purpose?
Kit: We've known eachother too long. We can-
Ben: Even finish eachother's sentances...I know.
Kit: Something wrong?
Ben:...no.
Kit: ok...HEY! THERE'S THE PORTAL!
Ben: Take a picture of it, if you want to because this volcano is about to blow!
Kit:*takes picture* uh, I really think we should hurry.
Ben: You stay here, and I'll go get the others!*runs off*
Kit: Run forest, run!
Ben: Shut it!
Kit: Don't take my line.
(Ben returns with everyone and they all run to where the portal is....on a patch of land where a lava moster is dwelling)
Kit: You're kiddin' me.*shoots water arrow* So much for him!
BOOM!
Ben: ENOUGH WITH THE BOOMS ALREADY!
By: Guys...that means the volcano just erupted!
Kit: Lava....rising....really....fast! Hurry....up!
everyone: *Jump into portal*
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An d naturally people landed on eachother...cartoons on real people.
Kit: Bakura...Ryou...get off!
Bakura: heh...sorry.
Tye: YAMI!! GET OFF!!!
(And so on...)
Kit: And Tye, I belive you-
Tye: Well, I'm not nice always, ok?
Kit: Yeah, yeah. *looks around* Uh-huh...a giant chess board, ok.
Ben: Medival world?
Meggie: No! More wierdo clothes.
Kit: It was what I was wearing before. My 'robin hood' oufit.
Meggie: I'm missin' my regular clothes.
all real: I know!
Mokuba: Why don't we change clothes like them?
all cartoons: I dunno.
Kit: Those knights are attacking that old wizard!
Ben: Let's go!
(Everyone runs over to the giant chess board and the real people kill all the knights)
Wizard: Oh, thank you so much for your help kind travelers!
all real: No prob.
Wizard: My name is Merlin...can I repay you in anyway?
Kit: Can you tell us where a portal is?
Merlin: Ah, so am I right in guessing you're not from around here.
Yami: That's correct.
Merlin: Oh!*doubles over in pain*
Kit: CUREAGRA!*Merlin is cured*
Merlin: Thank you, again! I'm so sorry, but the next portal is in a castle, but it is guarded by a terrifying dragon.
all real:*sighs*
Kit: Dragon, huh?
all cartoons: Oh, boy.
Kit: Who lives in this castle?
Merlin: Oh, I do not know. But here, have this *holds up a compact mirror*
Kit: uh...ok.
Merlin: It's a magical mirror...I can talk to you anytime you need help.
Kit: Thanks.<I guess.>
Maujinvader: Sorta like a walkie talkie?
Merlin: A what?
Maujinvader: Nevermind.
Merlin: Ah, I see you would need a golden arrow.
Kit: A what?
Merlin: It's an arrow of pure light...turning darkness into light...-
Maujinvader: What's it do?
Kit: Maujinvader, if you'd listen-
Maujinvader: I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM-
Merlin: *puts a spell on him so that he can't talk* It'll help you against dark magic.
Maujinvader:*gets his voice back* Watch your back, Merlin! I will kill you.
Merlin: Good luck. As fas as I know, this road right here should take you to a stone henge, then a forest of evil...
Kit: Sounds like your kinda place, eh Bakura?
Bakura: Watch it.
Merlin:...oh, yes and then that should lead you to the dragon.
all: Thanks.*follow road*
Ben: Follow the yellow brick road.
all: uh, yeah.
Kit: Well, here's the stone henge...and there's the forest.
(and they go through the forest with no incident)
Ben: Anyone else notice that that seemed like it was the same forest we went to before?
all: Yeah.
(and they walk out to a clearing where a big tree is there throwing fireballs out of it's eyes...)
Maujinvader: No way. I don't remember 'Merlin' sayin' anything about this! *sighs* Here we go, again!
Tye: Alright, I'm gonna make it into a bookshelf.
Kit: Hey, enough fire already, I'm NOT a candle!
(the real ppl beat it and every kind of arrow, another lightsaber, guns, and magic power-ups are there in place of the tree)
By: I got the power!
Maujinvader: I feel the power!
Ben: Yeah.
Kit: Well, I guess it's off to the dragon?
all: yeah.
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The next chappie I am also going to introduce a new character. Ryou's older brother...George! And I know he dosen't have one, but he does in here.
REVIEW, PLEASE!!!!
~KittyCatz(2)~
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, Inu Yasha, or Artemis Fowl, or anything else. Hell, I'm using my dad's laptop to write this!
Cartoons v. Real People - Chappie 12
Artemis Fowl: Who was that...what was that?
Inu Yasha: Yeah.
Meggie: I'm so gonna kill those little brats!
Ben: Uh, guys? We are surronded by raptors...
all: Oh...no.
all real: Let's kill 'em! *and they do*
Shaddi: It's getting dark, let's set up camp again.
Kit: I call new tent arangments! All girls, then all real guys, then all fantasy characters.
all real: Good idea.
Kit: Well, we need to find sticks for a fire. I have a fire arrow, so no problem there.
Joey + Tristan: And for food?
Ryou: Raptor meat?
Yugi: It's something we have alot of...
all: Eww.
Ben: Good thing we have camping supplize.
Shaddi: Please tell me we aren't going to run out of that-
all real: Yeah, right!
Yami: ok, we need to split up into groups of...-
Bakura: 7 and 8.
Yami: uh, what he said.
Ben: I think only 6 people should look for sticks...4 sticks each pair.
Kit: Good idea.
Bakura: I'll go with Kit.
Kit:...oh joy.
Ben: I'll go with Meji.
Inu Yasha: I'll-
Meggie: I'll go with Bretty.
Malik: So, Kit and Bakura; Ben and Meji; and Meggie with Bretty.
Kit: Let's go tomb robber.
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KIT + BAKURA:
Bakura: Kit, I really don't think it's safe to be jumping on platforms over boiling lava.
Kit: *sighs, rolls her eyes* Yeah, just like tomb robbing.
Bakura: Could you just show me some respect? Is that word even in your vocabulary?!
Kit: I....uh-
Bakura: What? No snappy comebacks?
Kit:*looks anywhere but at Bakura*
Bakura: ok, I'm...I know I'm being like Yami...like your mom-
Kit: Ha! If only my mom ever-
Bakura: Just because she left you dosen't mean-
Kit: Bakura, my mom was NEVER around. Never. None of my faimly was.
Bakura: I didn't-
Kit: I didn't expect you to.
Bakura: So...how are you in real life? The same as in here.
Kit: None of your buisness how I am.
Bakura: Oh, look a stick...no that's 2. 2 more to go.
Kit: What about you? Why were you a tomb robber? How-
Bakura: My dad kicked me out when I was six, it was the only way for me to live.
Kit: Oh.
Bakura: It's alright, I've been over it.
Kit: I'm sorry.
Bakura: Ah, I don't want your simpathy.
Kit: Well for that and...you know being so-
Bakura: I understand.
Kit: ok.
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BEN + MEJI
Ben: So, do you see any sticks?
Meji: You really like Kit don't you?
Ben:...well yeah. You do, too.
Meji: I...yeah.
Ben: It hurts to see her with Bakura...dosen't it?
Meji: Let's not talk about it, ok?
Ben: You brought it up.
Meji: I know. I really shouldn't-
Ben: C'mon. We're the best of friends. We should be able to talk about anything.
Meji: Yeah. Do you think we'll really make it to the girls?
Ben: Definitly. Ya know Bretty likes Dij and she likes him back?
Meji: I'm not that stupid...it's really obvious.
Ben: Uh-oh! More raptors...and their nests...4 of them!
Meji: I gotcha!
(they kill them all and the nests and behind the nests are 4 sticks.)
Ben: Well, we can head back.
Meji: If you want to talk, bud....anytime.
Ben: You, too....even if it's about Kit.
Meji: Alright. She's just a girl.
Ben: Where do you think the next portal is?
Meji: I dunno. It's gotta be somewhere around here, hasn't it?
Ben: I hope it's not too far away.
Meji: Yeah, I know.
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TYE + BRETTY:
Bretty: Why did you come with me?
Tye: Do you really think I want to be stuck there?
Bretty: Look! That poor mama lion. *sees a bunch of raptors surronding a lioness and her cubs*
Tye: Stupid raptors! *kills them*
Bretty: Awww, she's now, ok...4 sticks! Over there! Near her din.*picks sticks up*
Tye: Well, you are a very...emotional guy. I hope everyone elses' job went as easy.
Bretty: Oh yeah? What about Kit? And Bakura?
Tye: I feel sorry for Bakura...I don't think he'll be able to take on Kit.
Bretty: Does....well do ya know....does Dij like me?
Tye: Hell ya! She just dosen't know weather to tell you.
Bretty: I'm gonna rescue her and I can tell her first.
Tye: I think that's a little corny.
Bretty: I don't care.
Tye: Good for you.
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Kit: And now we have 4 sticks...let's head back.
Bakura: Yeah. Kit I really think you should appologize to Ryou for hurting him.
Kit: I suppose-
Bakura: He really likes you.
Kit: I know...it's just-
Bakura: Just because you are real and he-
Kit: That isn't it Bakura. He is going out with Tea...and I don't-
Bakura: Actually, I'm...just using her.
Kit: Bakura...you really shouldn't. And I can't belive I just stuck up for her. I...guess..*sighs* I'll appologize.
Bakura: Good. Hey, Kit?
Kit: Hmm?
Bakura: I can't belive I'm saying- I'm sorry.
Kit: Whatever, tomb robber.*wink*
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all real: Yeah those tent arangments are a whole lot better.
Yugi: So what are we doing, today?
Mokuba: Apart from fighting our way to another portal?
Yugi: Touchy....
Mokuba: Shut up!
Seto: Obviously NOT a morning person.
Yami: Where's Kit and Ben?
Tye: Oh, the just went to look for the other portal.
Yami: And where might-
Tye: They had a hunch that it might be on the volcano.
Shaddi: There's a volcano?
Tye: Uh, yeah. You didn't guess that?
Shaddi: Well...no.
Tye: Yeah...I kinda guessed that you didn't.
Tristan + Joey: FOOD!!
Ryou: It's comming, I'm sure.
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KIT + BEN:
(On some cliff overlooking the volcano)
Kit: Wow...you can see the whole volcano from here.
Ben: Yeah.
Kit: I'm glad I brought my camera.
Ben: What are you...a reporter or something?
Kit: Haha. Very funny.
Ben: So how'd it go with tomb robber?
Kit: umm.....well I found out some stuff...about him.
Ben: Just don't get to close...you never know.
Kit: I won't...but Ryou really likes me.
Ben: That could be a problem.
Kit: This video game life sure is different.
Ben: Yeah, ya know what?
Kit: What?
Ben: I might actually miss being in this once we're done.
Kit: I know...it gives you-
Ben: A sense of purpose?
Kit: We've known eachother too long. We can-
Ben: Even finish eachother's sentances...I know.
Kit: Something wrong?
Ben:...no.
Kit: ok...HEY! THERE'S THE PORTAL!
Ben: Take a picture of it, if you want to because this volcano is about to blow!
Kit:*takes picture* uh, I really think we should hurry.
Ben: You stay here, and I'll go get the others!*runs off*
Kit: Run forest, run!
Ben: Shut it!
Kit: Don't take my line.
(Ben returns with everyone and they all run to where the portal is....on a patch of land where a lava moster is dwelling)
Kit: You're kiddin' me.*shoots water arrow* So much for him!
BOOM!
Ben: ENOUGH WITH THE BOOMS ALREADY!
By: Guys...that means the volcano just erupted!
Kit: Lava....rising....really....fast! Hurry....up!
everyone: *Jump into portal*
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An d naturally people landed on eachother...cartoons on real people.
Kit: Bakura...Ryou...get off!
Bakura: heh...sorry.
Tye: YAMI!! GET OFF!!!
(And so on...)
Kit: And Tye, I belive you-
Tye: Well, I'm not nice always, ok?
Kit: Yeah, yeah. *looks around* Uh-huh...a giant chess board, ok.
Ben: Medival world?
Meggie: No! More wierdo clothes.
Kit: It was what I was wearing before. My 'robin hood' oufit.
Meggie: I'm missin' my regular clothes.
all real: I know!
Mokuba: Why don't we change clothes like them?
all cartoons: I dunno.
Kit: Those knights are attacking that old wizard!
Ben: Let's go!
(Everyone runs over to the giant chess board and the real people kill all the knights)
Wizard: Oh, thank you so much for your help kind travelers!
all real: No prob.
Wizard: My name is Merlin...can I repay you in anyway?
Kit: Can you tell us where a portal is?
Merlin: Ah, so am I right in guessing you're not from around here.
Yami: That's correct.
Merlin: Oh!*doubles over in pain*
Kit: CUREAGRA!*Merlin is cured*
Merlin: Thank you, again! I'm so sorry, but the next portal is in a castle, but it is guarded by a terrifying dragon.
all real:*sighs*
Kit: Dragon, huh?
all cartoons: Oh, boy.
Kit: Who lives in this castle?
Merlin: Oh, I do not know. But here, have this *holds up a compact mirror*
Kit: uh...ok.
Merlin: It's a magical mirror...I can talk to you anytime you need help.
Kit: Thanks.<I guess.>
Maujinvader: Sorta like a walkie talkie?
Merlin: A what?
Maujinvader: Nevermind.
Merlin: Ah, I see you would need a golden arrow.
Kit: A what?
Merlin: It's an arrow of pure light...turning darkness into light...-
Maujinvader: What's it do?
Kit: Maujinvader, if you'd listen-
Maujinvader: I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM-
Merlin: *puts a spell on him so that he can't talk* It'll help you against dark magic.
Maujinvader:*gets his voice back* Watch your back, Merlin! I will kill you.
Merlin: Good luck. As fas as I know, this road right here should take you to a stone henge, then a forest of evil...
Kit: Sounds like your kinda place, eh Bakura?
Bakura: Watch it.
Merlin:...oh, yes and then that should lead you to the dragon.
all: Thanks.*follow road*
Ben: Follow the yellow brick road.
all: uh, yeah.
Kit: Well, here's the stone henge...and there's the forest.
(and they go through the forest with no incident)
Ben: Anyone else notice that that seemed like it was the same forest we went to before?
all: Yeah.
(and they walk out to a clearing where a big tree is there throwing fireballs out of it's eyes...)
Maujinvader: No way. I don't remember 'Merlin' sayin' anything about this! *sighs* Here we go, again!
Tye: Alright, I'm gonna make it into a bookshelf.
Kit: Hey, enough fire already, I'm NOT a candle!
(the real ppl beat it and every kind of arrow, another lightsaber, guns, and magic power-ups are there in place of the tree)
By: I got the power!
Maujinvader: I feel the power!
Ben: Yeah.
Kit: Well, I guess it's off to the dragon?
all: yeah.
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The next chappie I am also going to introduce a new character. Ryou's older brother...George! And I know he dosen't have one, but he does in here.
REVIEW, PLEASE!!!!
~KittyCatz(2)~