Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cartoons v. Real People ❯ Chapter 13 ( Chapter 13 )
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By: KittyCatz(2) 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.27.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 144 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.27.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 144 | Status: Completed
a/n: I really hope you people like this....
DISCLAIMER: Oh, you think I own it? You're wrong.
Cartoons v. Real People - Chappie 13
Ben: Well, beyond those woods is the dragon...
Yugi: Everyone stop, Kit, Ben, Meggie, Bretty, Tye, By, Austin, and Maujinvader...
all: huh?
Yugi:After this...we will have to turn you in for being criminals.
Maujinvader: I'm not.
Ryou: Well, rules state that even if you are friends, and Maujinvader don't deny that you aren't, you still have to go to jail.
Kit: But you rule the world...you can change the rules.
Malik: I'm sorry...we can't.
Maujinvader: Yeah you can!
Yami: No, we can't.
Bakura: But we'll give you a head start.
all real: Uh, thanks...I guess.
Kit: *sighs* Let's go.
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IN THE CASTLE:
DM: Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal, your cousins are trapped in the prehistoric world. They will never find the portal. Cartoons and real people...no way they would work togeather.
Peagasus: hmmm...still with Yugi-boy and his friends, you'd-
man: No, Pegasus, I know Kit and Ben...and all of their friends, they won't work togeather.
DM: But I regretfully say that I saw Artemis Fowl and Inu Yasha with them...
Pegasus: Big deal, We've already won over this whole ordeal.
Lea: Why is this guy here again?*points to 'man'* And how does he know my cousin and her friends?
Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: Yeah!
man: My dear, I am Mr.Smith, the head of the spy co. in which your cousin and her friends are in.
Evie: Then why would you want to destroy them?
Mr. Smith: Because they are the best and well, they would figure it out if we sold all our people to the cartoons.
Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: Oh. Well, gentlemen it's been a pleasure.
Pegasus, DM, and Mr. Smith: Agreed.
DM: Perhaps we should check on them...just to see that everything-
Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: In a bit, Now we feast.
(And they chow down on a big plate of food.)
Lea, Evie, Daniel, Micheal, Pegasus, DM, and Mr. Smith: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*AND SO ON*
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With the cartoons, real ppl, Artemis Fowl and Inu Yasha:
Artemis: Are we really sure we want to do this with no logical thinking at all.
Inu Yasha: Yep.
Kit: Dog-boy....you are staying with the cartoons and Artemis.
Inu Yasha: WHAT?!
Kit: You are or else.
Inu Yasha: Or else what?
Kit: You remember, don't you?
Inu Yasha: Oh...
Kit: Yeah.
Meji: I wonder why 'they' haven't contacted us? They have enough technology.
Kit + Ben: *look at eachother* You don't think?
Bretty: No...wait. They were kinda..mmm.
Austin: No, really?
By: They could.
Meji: Why, though?
Ben: They...wanted...to-
Tye: But why us?
Meggie: We're....the best.
Kit: So the others wouldn't figure it out until it was too late!
all real except Maujinvader: Of course!
Shaddi + Maujinvader: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
By: None of your buisness.
Kit: Mmm...Pegasus, our cousins, and them? This is serious.
Ben: Yeah.
Maujinvader: WHAT?!
Shaddi: Give it up.
Maujinvader: Ug!
(Right then a feirce dragon came up from the depths of the moat, just as the castle came into view)
Meggie: Woah, nelly!
Kit: Ah...yeah.
Ben: Here we go.
(And the real ppl beat the dragon and got more of every kind of arrow, another lightsaber, guns, and magic power-ups, but they all went over to the dragon too soon and with one blast the dragon almost killed them and they dropped to the floor and immediatly fainted)
all cartoon: Oh, no!*run over to them*
figure with blach hood and cape, who comes out of dragon; Haha! No one can slay the dark dragon and live!
Ryou:<Wait! I know that voice. Can it be?> George?
(figure removes hood to have short spiked up blonde hair with green eyes)
figure: Ryou? Baby brother! *hugs Ryou*
Ryou: You'rec-c-chokingme!
George: Ah! Sorry. It's been so long! How's father? How are you? WHy are you here?
Ryou: Fine and busy. Fine...because Pegasus through me in here.
George: Who are all these people? Ah, Bakura, Joey, Marik, Malik, Yugi, Yami, Tristan, Seto, Mokuba, Shaddi, Artemis, Inu Yasha...I know you. But who are the real people? More importantly...the ladies!
Ryou: *rolls eyes* You haven't changed. They are my friends. Why are you here?
George: Uh, mum got mad at me again-
Ryou: Hasltin' the girls again?
George: How can I resist.
Real people: *moaning*
Ryou: Oh, dear.
George: Yeah, sorry 'bout that...heh.
Ryou: Who are you in this?
George: The dark mage!
Kit:*gets up* Never heard of ya. *falls*
Bakura: KIT!*catches her*
George: Damn! She's supposed ot be dead.
Kit: I think I am.
Bakura: Kit! Are you-
Kit: Who's Kit?
Bakura: Please not again!
Kit: *laughing* I'm fine.
Ryou: Ahem! You can't even stand up.
Kit: Sure I can.*stands up* See? I'm fine-
George: I'll say! What might a fox like you be named?
Kit:....My name is Kit and I ain't no fox!
George: Ohhh...a fiesty one!
Kit: uh, right.
George: I'll be taking care of ya!
Kit: Oh, no you wont!
George: That's what they always say, love-
Ryou: Ahem! George...
George: ohhh....sweet! I'll be taking you to my house, now.*picks up Kit*
Ryou: *sighs* Alright grab a real person and let's go.
Kit: LET GO OF ME!
George: Not a chance, love.*winks, kisses air*
Kit: Stop calling me love!
George: ok, sexy.
Kit: Hey, hottie ya come down here and I'll give ya a kiss.
Ben: Oh, boy.
George: See? She fancies me.*bends to kiss her*
Kit:*hit him* Take that, Romeo.
George: Ohhh*touches spot* Fiery!*licks lips and winks*
Kit: Ryou....
Ryou: I'm not going to.
Kit: But....
Ben: *punches George* There.
Kit: Thank ya Ben.*gets off George*
George:*gets up*You'll come back.
Kit:*looks at George, shudders*
George: That was cold.
Kit: Whatever.
George: Any of you hungry?
all cartoons: Yes, actually.
Artemis: Yes, thank you.
George: What about you and your chicks, sexy?
Kit: Me and my 'chicks' brought our own food, hun.
George: So your name is Kit and the dude who punched me was Ben..put 'er there Ben*holds out hand*
Ben: No thank you. Let's get this over with...that's Bretty, By, Austin, Maujinvader, Tye, and Meggie.*points accordingly*
George: uh-huh.And why are you with Ryou?
Kit: None of your-
Ryou: They are here because their cousins, Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal, through them in here.
Kit: ok, what about our situation? Did we beat the dragon or not?
Maujinvader: And if so, what next?
George: Down to buisness, already?
Kit: Yes, now answer the question.
George: Well, you beat the dragon....you would originally have to beat me, but since I wanna go, I'll spare you that-
Kit: I'll beat you.
George: Kit, you are a friend of Ryou's, well actually more, so I can't let any of you fight me...and that's final.
Kit: I'm only a real person-
Ben: We aren't friends with any cartoons.
Tye: Or more than just friends.
Kit: Right.
Ryou:...<sigh, ooh.>
George: 'Kay that wasn't very nice.
Maujinvader:*scoffs* We don't need this. Excuse me, but I am going to get back to my horrible cartoon infested pathetic life!
Kit: I'm leaving, too.
all real: Us, too.
*all real leave and slam the door*
George: Testy bunch of real people...smart too.
Mokuba: And we were getting along so well.
George: Ryou-
Ryou: I don't want to hear it. I want to go to bed.
George: I have enough rooms. All of you get a shower, freshen up, get some rest. I'm sure they'll be back.
everyone: Ok.
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Back on bridge over moat:
Kit: Well, I guess they're staying.
all else: Yep.
Ben: What's their problem, anyway?
Meji: Yeah, they act like we are stupid.
Tye: I know.
Kit: I'm not going back.
Meggie: Why?
Kit: Ryou...he likes me too much...and I don't like him that way.
By: That's a good idea.
Maujinvader: Uh, how do we get in the castle?
Kit: And why hasn't there been any duels like the computer said?
Maujinvader: Probably someone had acess to your computer who is in on this, and put it in so we would have to take the cartoons along and fail.
Kit: Probably and I think I know who did that...
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IN THE CASTLE:
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: YES! FINE SHEESH!
DM: Yes!
(and everyone crowds around a little compact mirror, that looks like the one Kit has)
all: WHAT?! THEY ARE AT THE GATES-
Mr. Smith: No, look closely...there are no cartoons in sight.
Pegasus: Is that good or bad?
Mr. Smith: Either....it could be a suprize attack or the cartoons are dead or something.
Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: Guards...tell everyone, find them and briing them to us!
Lea, Evie, Daniel, Micheal, Pegasus, DM, and Mr. Smith: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*AND SO ON, YET AGAIN*
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Kit : Did you hear something?
all: Yeah.
Maujinvader: It sounded like people were laughing.
Ben: Yeah, insane people-
Tye: In other words our cousins, Pegasus, and 'them'.
Meggie: Do you realize how pathetic this is?
Meji: We have a problem.
Austin: What?
Meji: The lock to the door.
By: What do you wanna bet that George has the key?
all: *sighs*
Kit: So much for me not going back there. Or....*shoots lock with golden arrow, and it opens* there we go.
Maujinvader: Weaponds drawn.
(The door swings open to reveal about 1,000 or more guards)
all real: Shit...
Guards: Come and get us.
Ben: Oh we will.
Tye: Just try it all you-
Meggie: Sugar filled cream puffs!
Kit: ok...
Maujinvader: Let's go!
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George : So Ryou, you are sayin Merlin gave Kit a magic mirror...well, I have one so we can see what they are doing.
Yugi: Are you sure this is gonna work?
George: Yea....No. No, I don't know.
Shaddi: Oh, that's com-
Bakura: Just hurry it up.
George: But those real people have to come back.
all: Why?
George: 'cause I have the key to the door.
Artemis: They will find another way.
George: Ok, I see...Kit did find another way...
Mokuba: What?
George: A golden arrow. Where in the world did she get that?
Malik: Merlin gave it to her.
Marik: So are they inside?
Seto: duh.
Marik: Well...then..what do we have to worry about?
George: They got ambushed.
Maik: Ah, well, that's not too good.
Yami: They left...again!
Bakura: Ra, I swear!
George: There doin' fine.
Ryou: Really?
George: Yeah...ok, not anymore. Maujinvader, Kit, Ben, and Tye are the only ones who have full-nevermind...they are all well, how to say this? Uh, captured.
Seto: I'm guessing we have to go help?
George: You? Nah, you don't have any training or weaponds.
Yugi: You're a mage. We have one weapon.
George: You are assuming that I am going with you...no, I am definitly not. Forget home, I'm not even trying! Besides if you assume it makes an ass out of you and me.
Ryou: Please, George...Kit might like you if you save her!<Yeah right.>
George: Hmm, ok. MOVE OUT TROOPS!<I always wanted to say that.>
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Somewhere in a dungeon:
Kit: So, Merlin that's what happened...do ya think ya can get me out of here?
Merlin: So Maujinvader is under a spell and everyone else is up with all those people and you are here.
Kit: Yeah, and Maujinvader is one of the best fighters here...so how do I brake the spell?
Merlin: Youre not going to like it.
Kit: After all of this? Try me.
Merlin: Ok, you are going to have to kiss him-
Kit: You're right I don't like it, ain't gonna do it. We'll just have to get by-
Merlin: You'll fail.
Kit: God! Why? Why is this soooo corny?
Merlin: I'm a wizard talking to you on a magic mirror, you are trapped down here and Maujinvader is under a spell...not to mention you are in a video game world and-
Kit: Yeah, yeah. Does it hafta be me who kisses him?
Merlin: No-
Kit: Alrighty then, it's not me. Good luck Meggie or Tye and hopefully when he snaps out of it he dosen't slice ya to bits.
Merlin: I hear someone comming, you'll have to get out by yourself, bye and good luck.
(cage comes up to solid ground and Lea is there)
Lea: Did you have fun talking to an imaginary friend?
Kit: Lea, YOU ARE TOTALLY DEAD!
Lea: And how are going to kill me when you are in a cage and I'm up here. Also a cage that is slowly being lowered into acid?
Kit: No, it isn't be lowered into aci-*Lea lets go of rope and cage drops to another floor where there is a pool of acid right below the cage and the cage slows down* AHHHH!!!!! NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!
Lea: Bye, bye cuz.
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Bakura : Do you hear something?
Yami: It's a castle, it echos.
Ryou: Yeah, it sounds like screaming...and getting louder.
(BTW: The cartoons split up in groups; Bakura, Ryou, Yami, and Yugi; and the others)
Yugi: Is that Kit?
Bakura: Why would it be? Isn't she ko'd?
Ryou: uh, I think it is.
(And they turn a corner to see Kit in a cage being lowered into acid)
Bakura: KIT!
Kit: oh maan!
Yugi: We'll get you out.
Kit: I can manage for myself.
Bakura + Yami:*sighs* Not again.
Kit: I can!*goes through bars and gets on top of the cage and starts climbing the rope* See?!
Yugi: Just once she can't be helpless, can she?
Kit: I'm never helpless! So why are you here?
Bakura: We came to rescue you and the others.
Kit:.....Rescue....us?
Bakura: Yeah we actualy want to help you. After all the stuff you've done.
Yami: I know it sounds amazing.
Kit: *teary eyed* Wow....
Ryou: Now are you really my friend?
Kit: I guess so.
Ryou: A yes or no would be better.
Kit: uh...how about I get back to you.
Ryou: Ok...where's all the others.
Kit: Upstairs...now what am I gonna say?
Yami: What do you mean?
Kit: Ya know, whenever the hero rescues the victims they always say some speech and I think 'give me my friends!' sounds just totally corny and stupid.
Yami: Who cares what you say? Now lets go!
Kit: You get to go up the stairs while I have to climb up aaa rope...how is this fair?
Bakura: Life's not fair, Kit.
Kit: But this isn't real life!
Bakura: You had better start climbing!
Kit: I hear ya!
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Cartoons v. Real People - Chappie 13
Ben: Well, beyond those woods is the dragon...
Yugi: Everyone stop, Kit, Ben, Meggie, Bretty, Tye, By, Austin, and Maujinvader...
all: huh?
Yugi:After this...we will have to turn you in for being criminals.
Maujinvader: I'm not.
Ryou: Well, rules state that even if you are friends, and Maujinvader don't deny that you aren't, you still have to go to jail.
Kit: But you rule the world...you can change the rules.
Malik: I'm sorry...we can't.
Maujinvader: Yeah you can!
Yami: No, we can't.
Bakura: But we'll give you a head start.
all real: Uh, thanks...I guess.
Kit: *sighs* Let's go.
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IN THE CASTLE:
DM: Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal, your cousins are trapped in the prehistoric world. They will never find the portal. Cartoons and real people...no way they would work togeather.
Peagasus: hmmm...still with Yugi-boy and his friends, you'd-
man: No, Pegasus, I know Kit and Ben...and all of their friends, they won't work togeather.
DM: But I regretfully say that I saw Artemis Fowl and Inu Yasha with them...
Pegasus: Big deal, We've already won over this whole ordeal.
Lea: Why is this guy here again?*points to 'man'* And how does he know my cousin and her friends?
Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: Yeah!
man: My dear, I am Mr.Smith, the head of the spy co. in which your cousin and her friends are in.
Evie: Then why would you want to destroy them?
Mr. Smith: Because they are the best and well, they would figure it out if we sold all our people to the cartoons.
Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: Oh. Well, gentlemen it's been a pleasure.
Pegasus, DM, and Mr. Smith: Agreed.
DM: Perhaps we should check on them...just to see that everything-
Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: In a bit, Now we feast.
(And they chow down on a big plate of food.)
Lea, Evie, Daniel, Micheal, Pegasus, DM, and Mr. Smith: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*AND SO ON*
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With the cartoons, real ppl, Artemis Fowl and Inu Yasha:
Artemis: Are we really sure we want to do this with no logical thinking at all.
Inu Yasha: Yep.
Kit: Dog-boy....you are staying with the cartoons and Artemis.
Inu Yasha: WHAT?!
Kit: You are or else.
Inu Yasha: Or else what?
Kit: You remember, don't you?
Inu Yasha: Oh...
Kit: Yeah.
Meji: I wonder why 'they' haven't contacted us? They have enough technology.
Kit + Ben: *look at eachother* You don't think?
Bretty: No...wait. They were kinda..mmm.
Austin: No, really?
By: They could.
Meji: Why, though?
Ben: They...wanted...to-
Tye: But why us?
Meggie: We're....the best.
Kit: So the others wouldn't figure it out until it was too late!
all real except Maujinvader: Of course!
Shaddi + Maujinvader: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
By: None of your buisness.
Kit: Mmm...Pegasus, our cousins, and them? This is serious.
Ben: Yeah.
Maujinvader: WHAT?!
Shaddi: Give it up.
Maujinvader: Ug!
(Right then a feirce dragon came up from the depths of the moat, just as the castle came into view)
Meggie: Woah, nelly!
Kit: Ah...yeah.
Ben: Here we go.
(And the real ppl beat the dragon and got more of every kind of arrow, another lightsaber, guns, and magic power-ups, but they all went over to the dragon too soon and with one blast the dragon almost killed them and they dropped to the floor and immediatly fainted)
all cartoon: Oh, no!*run over to them*
figure with blach hood and cape, who comes out of dragon; Haha! No one can slay the dark dragon and live!
Ryou:<Wait! I know that voice. Can it be?> George?
(figure removes hood to have short spiked up blonde hair with green eyes)
figure: Ryou? Baby brother! *hugs Ryou*
Ryou: You'rec-c-chokingme!
George: Ah! Sorry. It's been so long! How's father? How are you? WHy are you here?
Ryou: Fine and busy. Fine...because Pegasus through me in here.
George: Who are all these people? Ah, Bakura, Joey, Marik, Malik, Yugi, Yami, Tristan, Seto, Mokuba, Shaddi, Artemis, Inu Yasha...I know you. But who are the real people? More importantly...the ladies!
Ryou: *rolls eyes* You haven't changed. They are my friends. Why are you here?
George: Uh, mum got mad at me again-
Ryou: Hasltin' the girls again?
George: How can I resist.
Real people: *moaning*
Ryou: Oh, dear.
George: Yeah, sorry 'bout that...heh.
Ryou: Who are you in this?
George: The dark mage!
Kit:*gets up* Never heard of ya. *falls*
Bakura: KIT!*catches her*
George: Damn! She's supposed ot be dead.
Kit: I think I am.
Bakura: Kit! Are you-
Kit: Who's Kit?
Bakura: Please not again!
Kit: *laughing* I'm fine.
Ryou: Ahem! You can't even stand up.
Kit: Sure I can.*stands up* See? I'm fine-
George: I'll say! What might a fox like you be named?
Kit:....My name is Kit and I ain't no fox!
George: Ohhh...a fiesty one!
Kit: uh, right.
George: I'll be taking care of ya!
Kit: Oh, no you wont!
George: That's what they always say, love-
Ryou: Ahem! George...
George: ohhh....sweet! I'll be taking you to my house, now.*picks up Kit*
Ryou: *sighs* Alright grab a real person and let's go.
Kit: LET GO OF ME!
George: Not a chance, love.*winks, kisses air*
Kit: Stop calling me love!
George: ok, sexy.
Kit: Hey, hottie ya come down here and I'll give ya a kiss.
Ben: Oh, boy.
George: See? She fancies me.*bends to kiss her*
Kit:*hit him* Take that, Romeo.
George: Ohhh*touches spot* Fiery!*licks lips and winks*
Kit: Ryou....
Ryou: I'm not going to.
Kit: But....
Ben: *punches George* There.
Kit: Thank ya Ben.*gets off George*
George:*gets up*You'll come back.
Kit:*looks at George, shudders*
George: That was cold.
Kit: Whatever.
George: Any of you hungry?
all cartoons: Yes, actually.
Artemis: Yes, thank you.
George: What about you and your chicks, sexy?
Kit: Me and my 'chicks' brought our own food, hun.
George: So your name is Kit and the dude who punched me was Ben..put 'er there Ben*holds out hand*
Ben: No thank you. Let's get this over with...that's Bretty, By, Austin, Maujinvader, Tye, and Meggie.*points accordingly*
George: uh-huh.And why are you with Ryou?
Kit: None of your-
Ryou: They are here because their cousins, Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal, through them in here.
Kit: ok, what about our situation? Did we beat the dragon or not?
Maujinvader: And if so, what next?
George: Down to buisness, already?
Kit: Yes, now answer the question.
George: Well, you beat the dragon....you would originally have to beat me, but since I wanna go, I'll spare you that-
Kit: I'll beat you.
George: Kit, you are a friend of Ryou's, well actually more, so I can't let any of you fight me...and that's final.
Kit: I'm only a real person-
Ben: We aren't friends with any cartoons.
Tye: Or more than just friends.
Kit: Right.
Ryou:...<sigh, ooh.>
George: 'Kay that wasn't very nice.
Maujinvader:*scoffs* We don't need this. Excuse me, but I am going to get back to my horrible cartoon infested pathetic life!
Kit: I'm leaving, too.
all real: Us, too.
*all real leave and slam the door*
George: Testy bunch of real people...smart too.
Mokuba: And we were getting along so well.
George: Ryou-
Ryou: I don't want to hear it. I want to go to bed.
George: I have enough rooms. All of you get a shower, freshen up, get some rest. I'm sure they'll be back.
everyone: Ok.
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Back on bridge over moat:
Kit: Well, I guess they're staying.
all else: Yep.
Ben: What's their problem, anyway?
Meji: Yeah, they act like we are stupid.
Tye: I know.
Kit: I'm not going back.
Meggie: Why?
Kit: Ryou...he likes me too much...and I don't like him that way.
By: That's a good idea.
Maujinvader: Uh, how do we get in the castle?
Kit: And why hasn't there been any duels like the computer said?
Maujinvader: Probably someone had acess to your computer who is in on this, and put it in so we would have to take the cartoons along and fail.
Kit: Probably and I think I know who did that...
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IN THE CASTLE:
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: For the someodd-illenth time NO!
DM: Now can we check on them?
all: YES! FINE SHEESH!
DM: Yes!
(and everyone crowds around a little compact mirror, that looks like the one Kit has)
all: WHAT?! THEY ARE AT THE GATES-
Mr. Smith: No, look closely...there are no cartoons in sight.
Pegasus: Is that good or bad?
Mr. Smith: Either....it could be a suprize attack or the cartoons are dead or something.
Lea, Evie, Daniel, and Micheal: Guards...tell everyone, find them and briing them to us!
Lea, Evie, Daniel, Micheal, Pegasus, DM, and Mr. Smith: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*AND SO ON, YET AGAIN*
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Kit : Did you hear something?
all: Yeah.
Maujinvader: It sounded like people were laughing.
Ben: Yeah, insane people-
Tye: In other words our cousins, Pegasus, and 'them'.
Meggie: Do you realize how pathetic this is?
Meji: We have a problem.
Austin: What?
Meji: The lock to the door.
By: What do you wanna bet that George has the key?
all: *sighs*
Kit: So much for me not going back there. Or....*shoots lock with golden arrow, and it opens* there we go.
Maujinvader: Weaponds drawn.
(The door swings open to reveal about 1,000 or more guards)
all real: Shit...
Guards: Come and get us.
Ben: Oh we will.
Tye: Just try it all you-
Meggie: Sugar filled cream puffs!
Kit: ok...
Maujinvader: Let's go!
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George : So Ryou, you are sayin Merlin gave Kit a magic mirror...well, I have one so we can see what they are doing.
Yugi: Are you sure this is gonna work?
George: Yea....No. No, I don't know.
Shaddi: Oh, that's com-
Bakura: Just hurry it up.
George: But those real people have to come back.
all: Why?
George: 'cause I have the key to the door.
Artemis: They will find another way.
George: Ok, I see...Kit did find another way...
Mokuba: What?
George: A golden arrow. Where in the world did she get that?
Malik: Merlin gave it to her.
Marik: So are they inside?
Seto: duh.
Marik: Well...then..what do we have to worry about?
George: They got ambushed.
Maik: Ah, well, that's not too good.
Yami: They left...again!
Bakura: Ra, I swear!
George: There doin' fine.
Ryou: Really?
George: Yeah...ok, not anymore. Maujinvader, Kit, Ben, and Tye are the only ones who have full-nevermind...they are all well, how to say this? Uh, captured.
Seto: I'm guessing we have to go help?
George: You? Nah, you don't have any training or weaponds.
Yugi: You're a mage. We have one weapon.
George: You are assuming that I am going with you...no, I am definitly not. Forget home, I'm not even trying! Besides if you assume it makes an ass out of you and me.
Ryou: Please, George...Kit might like you if you save her!<Yeah right.>
George: Hmm, ok. MOVE OUT TROOPS!<I always wanted to say that.>
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Somewhere in a dungeon:
Kit: So, Merlin that's what happened...do ya think ya can get me out of here?
Merlin: So Maujinvader is under a spell and everyone else is up with all those people and you are here.
Kit: Yeah, and Maujinvader is one of the best fighters here...so how do I brake the spell?
Merlin: Youre not going to like it.
Kit: After all of this? Try me.
Merlin: Ok, you are going to have to kiss him-
Kit: You're right I don't like it, ain't gonna do it. We'll just have to get by-
Merlin: You'll fail.
Kit: God! Why? Why is this soooo corny?
Merlin: I'm a wizard talking to you on a magic mirror, you are trapped down here and Maujinvader is under a spell...not to mention you are in a video game world and-
Kit: Yeah, yeah. Does it hafta be me who kisses him?
Merlin: No-
Kit: Alrighty then, it's not me. Good luck Meggie or Tye and hopefully when he snaps out of it he dosen't slice ya to bits.
Merlin: I hear someone comming, you'll have to get out by yourself, bye and good luck.
(cage comes up to solid ground and Lea is there)
Lea: Did you have fun talking to an imaginary friend?
Kit: Lea, YOU ARE TOTALLY DEAD!
Lea: And how are going to kill me when you are in a cage and I'm up here. Also a cage that is slowly being lowered into acid?
Kit: No, it isn't be lowered into aci-*Lea lets go of rope and cage drops to another floor where there is a pool of acid right below the cage and the cage slows down* AHHHH!!!!! NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!
Lea: Bye, bye cuz.
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Bakura : Do you hear something?
Yami: It's a castle, it echos.
Ryou: Yeah, it sounds like screaming...and getting louder.
(BTW: The cartoons split up in groups; Bakura, Ryou, Yami, and Yugi; and the others)
Yugi: Is that Kit?
Bakura: Why would it be? Isn't she ko'd?
Ryou: uh, I think it is.
(And they turn a corner to see Kit in a cage being lowered into acid)
Bakura: KIT!
Kit: oh maan!
Yugi: We'll get you out.
Kit: I can manage for myself.
Bakura + Yami:*sighs* Not again.
Kit: I can!*goes through bars and gets on top of the cage and starts climbing the rope* See?!
Yugi: Just once she can't be helpless, can she?
Kit: I'm never helpless! So why are you here?
Bakura: We came to rescue you and the others.
Kit:.....Rescue....us?
Bakura: Yeah we actualy want to help you. After all the stuff you've done.
Yami: I know it sounds amazing.
Kit: *teary eyed* Wow....
Ryou: Now are you really my friend?
Kit: I guess so.
Ryou: A yes or no would be better.
Kit: uh...how about I get back to you.
Ryou: Ok...where's all the others.
Kit: Upstairs...now what am I gonna say?
Yami: What do you mean?
Kit: Ya know, whenever the hero rescues the victims they always say some speech and I think 'give me my friends!' sounds just totally corny and stupid.
Yami: Who cares what you say? Now lets go!
Kit: You get to go up the stairs while I have to climb up aaa rope...how is this fair?
Bakura: Life's not fair, Kit.
Kit: But this isn't real life!
Bakura: You had better start climbing!
Kit: I hear ya!
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